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13 March 2016 2142 comments
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Sunday’s single league fixture finds Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur do battle in the West Midlands. The Villains enter this match-up in the wake of four successive defeats, while Spurs will strive to record their first victory in three outings.

Villa are the league’s most impotent unit across the previous four Gameweeks, ranking bottom for attempts (27), shots inside the box (15), big chances (one) and shots on target (eight). They have been similarly abject at the other end of the pitch, shipping six more goals (15) and five more big chances (15) than the rest of the field. Tottenham will also draw heart from the fact that Villa chart second for goals conceded in home ties (23).

Despite placing top for attempts (75), top for shots on target (31), joint-top for big chances (11) and second for shots inside the box (38) over the last four Gameweeks, Spurs were curtailed by an underwhelming shot-conversion rate (8%). Nonetheless, investors in their attacking quartet will be encouraged that Tottenham rank joint-third for goals scored (24) and top for shots on target (75) in road clashes.

  1. Postman Ty
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rose off early. Hope Dier subs off with a minor knock as well to secure that clean sheet 😉

  2. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Unreal Payet

  3. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Easy decision to bench Silva next gw

    1. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Payet and Alli are apparently unbenchable

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Ozil. Silva has United

  4. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Payet goal

    *gets popcorn

  5. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I JUST ORGASMED

    1. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Wrong website

    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Perfect free kick from Payet, no chance for De Gea.

    Devastated. 🙁

  6. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Should have captained Payet

    1. JayBomb
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      This!!!

  7. okiwatevs
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    They should start banning players for diving through video analysis after the game

  8. SANTACLAUS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What a FK from Payet wow

  9. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Wow Payet just wow!

  10. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    That's an insane goal by Payet

  11. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What a Perfect 3 games

  12. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Dont stop those

  13. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    OMG Payet!!! What a FK

  14. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    LVG to Giggs FT?

    1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Giggs has the charisma of a dead cat

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Not what his brother's wife said 😉

  15. Flying Assassins
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Payet worldie!!

  16. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    If you sold payet I feel bad for you son..

    1. 420king
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      lol yea cuz the FA points count this round

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Does in TFF

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I played his this week as part of by bench wankery

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The goal didn't get him any points though.

    4. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      They now probably have Eriksen and points they have none

    5. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I've got 99 problems, but Payet aint one

      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Hit me!

  17. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Holy moses

  18. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    PAAAYYYYEEEEEETTTTTT!!

    What a cracker!

  19. BobB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mahrez, very good bur Payet player of the year no question

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      For you to say no question gives the game away that you really haven't thought this through.

  20. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rose should lose those BPS now correct?

    1. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      sorry thought he went off

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        stays on

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Spurs must keep their CS.

  21. Debauchy
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Poseidon likes

    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Keeping Fellaini on the pitch for so long is just fine, Louis...

  22. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rose CS locked?

    1. Gaffa914
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yes

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yes

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Jammy casual

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          😉

  23. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Eriksen please score

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Already subbed!

  24. Weeb Kakashi
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Alderweireld could sneak in some bp?

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      not after eriksen snatches a goal and assist at the death

  25. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Hehe arsnal and utd season ending today? Just brilliant

  26. tm245
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Is this the greatest season for mid price mids in FPL? I want about ten of them for the run in.

  27. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    As fine a free kick as you will see

  28. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Payet is truly sensational