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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. TeamSteam
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Rooney chats up the ref more than any player in the prem. No contest.

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Remember the screamer against Newcastle. He only scored it because he was arguing with the ref, otherwise he would have been in a different position haha

      1. TeamSteam
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ive been saying it for years. Hes up in their faces for literally every decision. Cant believe they never book him for it.

  2. TeamSteam
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Get up Martial. Get up.

  3. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    FT

    1-0

  4. Studgie G
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Martin Tyler questioning the ref because he's from Liverpool hehe...

  5. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Diiiive

    1. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Red card and 2 match ban

  6. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    This half will be remembered for Payet and Carrolls sitters. Completely bottled it!

  7. Jøssy ⭐
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I tell ya, that Lanzini is class!!

      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He is, but not perfect for fantasy football. Reminds me of Iniesta, great control of the ball, good vision, but often the assister of the assister.

      Fantastic player, though. 🙂

  8. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Carroll miss sums my season up.

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I know right

  9. andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Awful, awful, awful, awful

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      In need of managerial change .

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Bilic out?

        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          🙂

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Bit harsh. It's not as if it was Bilic who missed all the chances.

    2. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      LVG has gotta go surely. United may be outside the top four, but they're terrible to watch.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        They may still end finishing outside top6. 😀

        1. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Very true hehe

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Really thought you guys would do a job today mate

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Never thought we'd get more than a draw Berbs.
        🙁

        1. Rolls-Royce
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          This!

        2. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Draw would have still piled pressure on City. Bit of a stinker to miss out on CL footy by a point or 2

          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            If we lose out by that it's down to other dropped points,
            Newc at home,Newc away, Norwich at home-some shockers along the way.

  10. Jay_
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Did Otamendi to Ivanovic -4 Friday night. Meant benching Sanchez. -11 in total with a player out of gw38. Oh well, all part of the game.

    • HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      How did he miss that earlier?

    • Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Fuming about the two sitters, which were goals and assists for me.

    • Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Lanzini with a great first half 😀

    • Lecky Legs FC
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Any other Andy Carroll Triple Captainers pulling thier hair out already?

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I'm bald mate.

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I'll rather pull his hair if he doesn't fecking start to score soon.

        1. Lecky Legs FC
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I'll cut that s**t ponytail right off if he doesn't get an assist/goal tonight.

      3. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Not TC'D Carroll and have no hair to pull out so no on both counts

      4. Tangerine
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Payet TC here o/

        1. Tangerine
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          And Carroll up top

        2. Lecky Legs FC
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          The pair could of scored 1 each with Carroll & Noble providing an assist for me too writing of this FPL season now 🙁

      5. Porkchops Johnson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        United fan and Carroll 3C, with Payet and Cresswell also in my team. Not too happy at the moment

        1. Lecky Legs FC
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Crap isn't it mate 3x Carroll got Payet & Noble also in too no offence but I need a Carroll goal more than anything in the world right now.

    • Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Repost for HT. Quality video, inside United team bus

      https://twitter.com/wozthegooner/status/730122716527906816

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Loll, at least a few of them seemed to be enjoying it 😆

      2. TeamSteam
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        So Lindgaard`s a clown. Who woulda thunk it.

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Haha!

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Reminds me of Ox. Who seems to be enjoying more making his off the pitch show than actually progressing in the profession he's paid for.

      3. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Absolutely brilliant stuff

      4. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

        Excellent , kudos for the player( not sure who that is ) sitting chilling in his seat as normal

    • davies
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Would love to see Dier & Rooney in midfield for England.

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Would love to see Rooney nowhere near our team

        1. davies
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Much prefer him to the usual clowns in there (Hendo, Milner, Delph)

      2. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Dier + Hendo just for some energy

        1. davies
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Hendo is bang average mate

          1. Zizoulicious
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Need some energy though and he's pretty much the best out of an average bunch

      3. TeamSteam
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        That would literally be the slowest midfield they could muster.

        1. davies
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Speed isn't a necessity in the pivot - or Dier holding in a diamond

          1. Zizoulicious
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Nah we need speed across the pitch. Our plan should just be play with energy and press like lunatics. Play to your strengths

          2. TeamSteam
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Quickness is pretty neat to have when youre playing in the cm/cdm position. I think Dier/Rooney would be a horrible combination.

      4. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Wilshere must play

    • Arteta
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Great performance from Lanzini so far.

      1. Rolls-Royce
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Could have had two assists.

    • HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Is Poch the new United manager?

      1. El-Kloppico
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Martinez

        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Well he didn't have dinner with SAF.

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Step back if you look at the league table, players and coaching staff

      3. Lynxy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        John Carver

    • Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Has Rooney touched the ball yet?

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        United's best player mate

      2. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He has played well

      3. Albrightondknight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He played two decent long passes nothing else. Not like anyone helping him look any better that's for sure.

    • MagnetBPS
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Nothing good for me atm, both FPL and as a Manutd fan! Life sucks...

      1. Fantasy Vs Reality
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ditto. Carroll captain too. Needed Carroll hat trick and a Smalling quad trick! 😉

        1. MagnetBPS
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I have Smalling, TC Payet and Carroll

    • Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      24th time this season Manchester United haven't scored in the first half

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Difficult when they've only had 1 shot. All set up for a jammy win though...

      2. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        They look terrible , but they are close to top 4 so must be more to come in 2nd half

      3. MagnetBPS
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Remember the old United!! We used to score about every single game 🙁

    • Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      There could be nothing to play for in the final gameweek if Sunderland win, shame

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        If Carroll doesn't score then nothing to play for here too

        As an Arsenal fan need an Everton win , so Newcastle are up for it v Spurs on last day

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        4th place

    • liiusions
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      The only plus from that half is the Cresswell clean sheet, which will no doubt be ruined by a Blind screamer

    • TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Rooney looks like he is a central midfielder. Who woulda funked it

    • TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Need this Cresswell cleany badly. Man U haven't threatened so far. Hope it remains. Also if Payet and Carroll could finish something it would be great

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        If cs bonus was added now he'd also get 1 more point

    • Sif
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      This really creates some strange situations. Myself and rival own Creswell & Payet. He TCs Payet and I TC Caroll.

      So I want untied to score to wipe off a 3 point Payet clean sheet with Creswells canceling out :p

    • Garlana
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Payet and Carroll missing sitters surely hurting their baps!! Chriiiiist!

    • Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      What happened to Morgan Herrera and Mata? All hiding. Rooney playing 6 8 and 10.

    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Ooooo Spanish Dave with 2 saves

    • scakes
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I fancy a bet. Who scores next?

      1. El-Kloppico
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Payet

      2. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        How about, who misses the next sitter?

      3. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Lanzini

        1. scakes
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          at 19-1 that was my thought. £10 on!!!

          1. scakes
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            21-1 🙂

      4. Jay_
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Payet

        • Mainoo Magic
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Carroll