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2 July 2016 1250 comments
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The third quarter-final of Euro 2016 gets underway at 8pm this evening as Germany and Italy go head-to-head in Bordeaux.

Having won three and drawn one of their four fixtures, Joachim Low’s side are the favourites for tonight’s encounter and warmed up for this one with a 3-0 hammering of Slovakia last time out.

Delving into the data, Germany certainly carry the greatest threat. The World Champions lead their opponents for attempts on goal by a massive 83 to 36, though have scored just one more time than Antonio Conte’s troops and netted a mere 7.2% of their scoring opportunities. Italy, on the other hand, have been far less wasteful and boast a 13.9% conversion rat,e which is the third highest in the tournament.

At the back, both sides have been hugely impressive. Indeed, Germany are the only side yet to concede and have allowed their opponents a mere seven shots inside the penalty box so far.

The Azzurri, though, have been breached on just one occasion – a 1-0 loss to the Republic of Ireland where Conte made eight changes to his XI.

Having sent defending champions Spain crashing out in the previous round, a buoyant Italy are more than capable of causing another upset and clinching a place in the last four alongside Portugal and Wales.

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  1. Ziro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Forza Italia !

    1. I Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      LET'S GO!

  2. Ziro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Captain Giacc over Kroos?

    1. Johnny Drama
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Yes

  3. BB-8
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Captain
    A. Gomez
    B. Hector
    C. Giacherenni

    1. Johnny Drama
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      A

  4. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Changed my captain from Giaccherini to Hector. Germany's 3-5-2 looks like a formation primed for crossing. Can't see Italy scoring against 3 at the back either.

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      On paper this match has all the potential to be a gang-banger, please don't disappoint

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Well Saturday is the night for a gang bang.

        1. Ziro
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          *banned

        2. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Thought Sunday was the new day? Well that explains why's it just been Daniel lately.

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            He has the enthusiasm of twenty 😉

            1. Zasa
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 7 months ago

              😆

  5. pontus
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I captain Hector over Gia, Gomez and Draxler (obv......).

  6. UKG
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Gia or Boateng (c) ?

  7. ManUtdFan_UK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Captain

    A) Boateng (Currently on this but having doubts)

    B) Gomez

    1. melvinmbabazi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      B

  8. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Eder cap confirmed

  9. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Gia(c) or Muller ?

    On Giac now. Not sure who has higher ceiling.

  10. I Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    He(c)tor

  11. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Time for Muller to troll the sellers.

  12. Mrm9m
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    My captain is Nolito. Him scoring 3 goals and Silva 3 assists will be great

  13. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Draxler(c) locked in, go big or go home.

    1. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Eh?

    2. Ziro
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      home it is.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        😀

    3. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He isnt starting

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Well shiet, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4BQYV0-P0

    4. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Captaining someone on the bench is proper balls out. I salute you

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Heheh

  14. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Super Mario (c)

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Bowser (c)

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Same here but look out for the Koopa Troopas

  15. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Draxler on the bench....

  16. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    BORRRRRRING

  17. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Joachim Low is a big creepy tosspenguin

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He's not big.

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        as far as creepy tosspenguins go he is

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Touche 😀

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I like the phrase Tosspenguin. I must use it more in conversation

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Become very fond of it myself Cheese although not easy to just drop into a convo

      2. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        In the same thread you should see the description re puffins.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Hmm. Is the conversation a hot topic?

          1. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            It would be moderated cheese . These puffins are truly talented with their hands.

    3. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Leave out the big creepy and add picking scratching

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Big huge gooch smelling jizzwicket

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Beautiful

  18. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I am not playing fantasy but before asking who to captain know that the chances of Germany scoring are less..

  19. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Press the red button for Sniff Watch

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        😆

        Voted for him in the last election.....

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          I liked his making London more cyclist friendly policy.

          1. Jafooli
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            Ah thought it was Gove....

      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Lol 😆 Is that Bubbles? I did wonder whatever became of him

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          :lol 😆

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      lol

  20. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Both teams without their CDMs now. Khedira coming off and Basti on.

  21. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Carrick coming on...

  22. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    0-0 all day long 90 mins.

  23. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Such quality teams, not a single missed pass yet.....

  24. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    When someone says the word Schweinsteiger I cannot help but hear Pigf*****r.
    Is it just me?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Pigfreezer?

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Pigfondler?

    3. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Sounds more like hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler imo

  25. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I wonder if Lowe just sniffed his fingers after picking Gian up?

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      It's like living in heaven down under.

  26. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Producer's telling the cameraman to move to Totti Watch...

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Is he playing?

  27. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    So Ive played 1 keeper thruout this tourney
    Played WC for quarters
    Last minute decision to go Gomez over Muller so I could upgrade my 4.0 GK right along
    Made all my normal changes before the match and forgot I had Nurer
    Please Kill Me Now

  28. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Evening lads.

    Price estimate for zlatan in FPL for the coming season?

    Likely to be higher than 12mil?

    1. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Nah doubt it

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      11.5

    3. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      12m exactly, imo.

  29. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    P*******r almost

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah!

  30. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Football, UFC and then getting picked up at 3am to go fishing 😆 gonna be a long night

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Wait. UFC is on tonight?

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      By a wangling tart ?

    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I'll probably be fishing at 3am myself

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Where ?

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Here of course 😉