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2 July 2016 1250 comments
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The third quarter-final of Euro 2016 gets underway at 8pm this evening as Germany and Italy go head-to-head in Bordeaux.

Having won three and drawn one of their four fixtures, Joachim Low’s side are the favourites for tonight’s encounter and warmed up for this one with a 3-0 hammering of Slovakia last time out.

Delving into the data, Germany certainly carry the greatest threat. The World Champions lead their opponents for attempts on goal by a massive 83 to 36, though have scored just one more time than Antonio Conte’s troops and netted a mere 7.2% of their scoring opportunities. Italy, on the other hand, have been far less wasteful and boast a 13.9% conversion rat,e which is the third highest in the tournament.

At the back, both sides have been hugely impressive. Indeed, Germany are the only side yet to concede and have allowed their opponents a mere seven shots inside the penalty box so far.

The Azzurri, though, have been breached on just one occasion – a 1-0 loss to the Republic of Ireland where Conte made eight changes to his XI.

Having sent defending champions Spain crashing out in the previous round, a buoyant Italy are more than capable of causing another upset and clinching a place in the last four alongside Portugal and Wales.

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  1. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Ozil winner, can feel it in my gillflaps

  2. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Walcott against tired legs

  3. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I call that shot a Raheem Sterling fakeout

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Best goal Sterling ever scored. 😛

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        I remember going absolutely nuts went that "went in"

  4. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Hummels YC -1 point 🙁

  5. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Rival had Özil (C) and Bonucci until... Avada kedavra!

  6. JJO
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Boatank was great until that penalty

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      A tank is always useful as a defence.

    2. Kun Tozser
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      What was he thinking though!

  7. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea defence holding firm.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      *Cahill

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        I'd love to see a back 3 of Cahill-Terry-Zouma. Would be comically bad. 😆

        1. George Sillett
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          This defence incoming generally.

  8. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    It's hard to get enthusiastic about another 30 mins of that

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I think it's a great game

  9. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Replay

  10. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Ozil corner onto Hummels head would be a nice way to win this game

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Into Hector and I'm with you

  11. Jbuckl1878
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Boeing on 0?

    1. Jbuckl1878
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Boeteng

    2. Kun Tozser
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Should be

  12. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Great game of football

  13. Scoring freely
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Nice one Boateng, you've possibly cost your team a place in the semi's with your unbelievable stupidity.

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He's also been one of their best players throughout the tournament.

  14. Scoring freely
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    *Boating

  15. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Boa morte

  16. BUZZBOMB ♡
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Boateng for Girls

  17. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    That was the first peno Bonucci has ever taken? Really? Wtf is he doing taking that then? 😀

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      No idea what's going on with pens this tourney lol. Dragovic takes it for Austria (when Alaba was on the pitch), Ozil takes it ahead of Müller (although less surprising)

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Not just for Italy, apparently he as never taken one in his pro career!

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Credit to him

          1. The Bandit
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            Sure, just names you wonder why he was on it

  18. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    So many suspensions. It'll be hard to make a decent combined XI now.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      This.

      Absolutely stupid rule, especially as refs are giving away yellows like confetti at a wedding.

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Doesn't make sense in knockout stages at all.

        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Foolish rule that needs to be changed as soon as this tournament is over.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      This is Italy/Chelsea next season.

    3. BUZZBOMB ♡
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Im 3.8k ranking and early on its tough when everyone else is doing better but this is exactly why I kept the WC to semi's to be honest...

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Have mine too 🙂

  19. Scoring freely
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Boateng better lay on a goal for Hector in extra time or else he is going to get a very very strongly worded letter from me.

  20. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    BINGO 😛

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      😀

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Fckn idiot. Risking his life and that of his wife and child over a watch?

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        This.

      2. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        It's the principle. 😉

      3. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Yup.

      4. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        +1

      5. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        And my god without the watch he is ruined.

    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Your escape-mobile is a f*cking scooter?

  21. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Does Joachim Lowe wear the same clothes every day?

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Only until they stop smelling

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Ensures a more pungent odour.....

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      They're stuck to him permanently

    4. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      The body gives out natural oils if you go a few days without a wash so the hippies will tell you

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        I think that only applies to hair. The rest of you stinks like piss 😉

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          😆

      2. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        That sounds disturbingly like a commune comment.

  22. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Gia YC Mamma Mia!

  23. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Nice one Giaccherini, don't get a red so I can sub you off.

  24. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Well this ref won't get another game

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He has been awful

  25. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Caught again

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Stop doing it then

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        😀

      2. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Not me, Jogi. 🙂

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      You dirty old man.

  26. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Eder obviously doesn't fancy a peno.....

  27. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    "Let's take this one the ground"

    https://twitter.com/Scott_Ruminates/status/749350091421605888

  28. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Bring your kid to work day.

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I don't own a goat.

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        😆

  29. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Eder making sure everyone knows why is is going off

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      They found out he is Brazilian?