The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
3 December 2016 1099 comments
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Today is my birthday and, just like any other Saturday, all I can think about is Fantasy Football.

For all the love, attention and gifts that can be bestowed upon me from my family, my mind keeps wandering to 12.30, the first kick-off and, in particular, Harry Kane to follow a few hours later.

Fittingly, I’m feeling positive.

My chosen XI actually looks in good nick and the prospects presented by Kane as captain, with Gylfi Sigurdsson proving a plucky opponent at the Lane is genuinely exciting.

I’ve been drawn to Jonty’s new quest for memories as a reaction to his current plight – something to rescue from a campaign that appears to have spiraled from his control through bad luck and a few errant decisions.

I’ve also seen numerous posts in the community that feed off this, remarking how, when you begin to edge towards the top 1% of Fantasy Premier League managers, suddenly the perspective changes. How transfers can become routine as your squad becomes achingly similar to those around you.

This can certainly be the case, although I feel that this season there is opportunity, even when amongst the top echelons, to break free with a degree of comfort.

We can have Kane and Sigurdsson with just 10% and 7% ownership respectively, confident that they are not maverick gambles but assured assets. And yet, with such a variety of strong performers available, they aren’t immediately go-to options for the leading managers.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is back in the game, the choice between Alexis Sanchez and Theo Walcott has divided us; there is a split between Jermain Defoe and Charlie Austin. This is before we analyse spend in defence or consider how the variety on offer can also influence the captaincy decision.

I’m always watching for the template to appear and, while I can often adhere to it, I remain mindful on how it can suck the joy from playing this game: how quickly you become cornered and fearful of breaking out.

But this season continues to give us choices.

Even the very top managers could, this morning, be weighing up a points hit for Kane, aware that should he deliver against Swansea, he will be a new variable week to week. If Zlatan delivers at Goodison Park on Sunday, he could also be a big factor again.

A template has formed but, with Sergio Aguero’s suspension and now the injury to Philippe Coutinho, we’ve had two events that have provided timely shake-ups.

Crucially, when they’ve arrived, there have been multiple routes to follow, and that has already contributed to making this a memorable season.

But then I’m feeling optimistic. I’ve a cake downstairs and I’ve pretty much got control of the remote for the day, plus I get to choose what’s on the menu for dinner. Those are major victories in my world and at my age.

All I need now is for Kane to deliver and the day can be crowned.

Perhaps I should be parking my Fantasy Football team on my birthday but, the fact that it remains such a source of excitement and hope, tells me that this season is a good one and that it can still can harbour plenty of memories for us all.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Where is my boy Shano @?

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      b&

      1. PvA
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Was he really?

  2. eddscape
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    quick one guys..

    zaha or philipps?

  3. red devil 7
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Captain Check:

    Snodgrass (C)

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Capoue (C)

    2. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      de Roon

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Brunt (C)

    4. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Kane, still thinking about switching to Sanchez, but most of the times when i make changes last minute i later regret it, so probably wont do it 🙂

    5. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      amat

    6. MQ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Nyom (C)...

    7. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Jiminez captain

    8. BecAuse79
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      if not suspended go
      mourinho (c)

    9. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Kane

  4. Rh4ziel
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    All my players play today, a weird feeling :/

  5. Paul
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Sterling out for a hit???

    a) Keep

    b) If sell then???
    1)Lallana
    2)Can

    1. BecAuse79
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      save

    2. Paul
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      First to five...Helps much appreciated lads
      Need to lock in this transfer in the next 15 as won't have net access post that.

      1. BecAuse79
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        ok here it is <

        4 points lost ..
        Lallana may not play , and he is not a regular
        can is playing back , your choices is not that great
        even if one of them gave u an assist or even scored , you already lost 4 points + Sterling chances against Chelsea still better , sell sterling but wait till its free , and if u cant wait and want to lose 4 points make it count , think of Spurs

  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Happy Birthday Mark!

    Does anyone have the greasemoneky extension link to hand?

    1. thep025
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Use Better FPL?

      1. thep025
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        G2G?Everything in order?
        Heaton
        Alonso Cedric Barragan
        Sanchez Firmino Pedro Sigurdsson
        Kane Aguero Austin
        Subs:Pickford Nyom De Roon Amat

        1. thep025
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          Post Fail*****

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Not sure what to make of this comment.....

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        hmmm don't think i've thought this one through 😆

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          😉 😛

  7. Jolly Good
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Really hope Kane performs for Mark's sake (and mine).

    Have a good one mate!

  8. Orion
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    And bench one, please...
    A) Redmond
    B) Siggy
    C) Chadli
    Cheers...

    1. umerlfc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Redmond

    2. athreya
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Chadli

  9. coltrane82
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Can't decide... play Snodgrass (mid) or Siggy (tot)

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Siggy

      1. coltrane82
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Thanks mate! Siggy it is.

    2. Orion
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Siggy between those two for me

    3. BecAuse79
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      siggy can do anything anytime

      1. coltrane82
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        That's true

  10. MQ
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Why does it happen every gameweek? Logged out, feeling content and hopeful... then all of a sudden, 60 minutes before deadline: should I change my captain? How about the subs? Then you look at the team and feel confident again...

    5 minutes to deadline... another pulse of losing-it and thinking:
    Last-minute changes usually do not work... but what if this time I'm originally at false and this change will bring joy to me?
    Those last 5 minutes... fastest 5 minutes in your life...

    Good luck, All...

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Don't even bother logging in. Leave it as it is, unless some news comes from somewhere that makes a difference. Haven't changed my team since last saturday.

      1. MQ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Cool beans!

    2. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I have a rule never to change anything on a Saturday, unless there's legit early team news

      1. MQ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        I will amend that.
        Cheers!

    3. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Leave it once you made your decision

      Do summin else like give bad advice to people on here like I do

      I changed my (c) from Sanchez to Coutinho 10 mins before last week's deadline

      1. MQ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Yeah... that bite was awful...

    4. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      When you feel happy just do something else until the deadline passes

  11. umerlfc
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    My first differential/punty captain this season. Hoping it pays off

    Pickford
    Mustafi - Clyne - Pieters
    Sanchez - Hazard - Firmino - Eriksen(c)
    Aguero(vc) - Austin - Anichebe

    Bench: Heaton - Allen - Holebas - Amat

  12. John wick
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Bench 1 capoue or deroon...tempted to play deroon mnf pluss hull?
    Wht say guys

    My front 8
    Sanchez siggy bolaise capoue deroon
    Kun ibra costa

    1. The Man Pastore
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I'd play capoue

  13. The Man Pastore
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    G2G for this GW? Everything in order?

    Heaton
    Alonso Clyne PVA
    Firmino Sanchez(vc) Siggy Redmond
    Aguero Kane(c) Austin

    Pickford DeRoon Holebas Amat

    1. umerlfc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Yess

  14. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Happy birthday Jonty!

  15. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Personally think Pedro vs Hazard is a tougher choice than Sanchez vs Walcott.

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      +1

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Hazard
      Sanchez

    3. athreya
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I have both Chelsea players.

    4. BecAuse79
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      never , money is tough , but its forever Sanchez and Hazard

  16. athreya
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Happy birthday Mark.

    I have a benching dilemma. I have to play 2 out of Pedro, Anichebe and Allen. Based on fixtures I am benching Pedro. Am i going to leave points on bench?

    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Play Pedro.

      1. athreya
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        And bench Allen or Anichebe?

        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          I'd bench Anichebe

    2. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Forget his purple patch, Anichebe is a useless donkey.

      1. athreya
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Ha ha. Seems to me Allen is also turning into a 2 pointer.

  17. Rajveer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Gtg??
    Pick (boruc)
    Verto mcauley lovren (holebas amat)
    Sanchez(c) Haz Mane Siggy (Allen)
    Aguero Austin anichebe
    Whom to bench among between Allen and anichebe??

    1. umerlfc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I have the same dilemma. I'm benching Allen.

      1. Rajveer
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Having a feeling that Allen will come back to his no 10 POS and score or assist..headache!!

        1. umerlfc
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          Same fear, but can't bench Anichebe since he gave me 13 points last time when I played him

          1. Rajveer
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 6 days ago

            Ya and lei r playing like a relegation battling team..think I will go with Victor..thanks mate..

    2. Ibracadebruyne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Siggy

      1. Rajveer
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Definitely playing Siggy..that guy can do anything against anyone..

  18. Ivz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Start a.smith or alonso? Thanks.

    1. red devil 7
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      alphonso

  19. thep025
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    G2G?Everything in order?
    Heaton
    Alonso Cedric Barragan
    Sanchez Firmino Pedro Sigurdsson
    Kane Aguero Austin
    Subs:Pickford Nyom De Roon Amat

  20. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    10/11 players playing today

    0/11 players playing tomorrow

    1/11 players playing on Monday

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Red arrow.

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Congrats.

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      have 11/11 playing today

    4. Karan_G14
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      No Pool could hurt.

  21. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    From Opta....

    4 - Sergio Aguero has scored four goals in his last two @premierleague games against Chelsea. Sharpshooter.

    1. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Sergio Aguero with a sharpshooter finishing manoeuvre to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

    2. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Meh. Big difference between the Chelsea now and the shambolic Chelsea from last season

    3. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      David Luiz's back pocket.

  22. Vinyl78LP
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Currently taking a punt on Zaha (c) this week to catch my money league leader.

    Anyone think a bad move, safe option is Sanchez plus in early kick off have Haz, Costa and KDB but have a gut 0-0 feeling about that game at the Etihad?

    1. Rajveer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Com'on city with their backline are sure to concede..

  23. Hasselbaink Forever
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Happy Birthday Mark!

  24. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Captain suggestion please:

    1) Sanchez
    2) Costa
    3) Aguero
    4) Austin

    Thanks!

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Who is it on currently?

      1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Sanchez

    2. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      1

    3. bring_on _the_fantasy
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      sanchez out of those by a mile!

  25. the dom 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Kane V Sanchez V Kun for C armband

    Argghhhhhhhhhh!

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      lol

    2. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Kane

    3. bring_on _the_fantasy
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      same problem.....between sanchez and kane for me....

      edging sanchez although swansea defense has been pretty poor

      1. the dom 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Im edging to Kane lol

    4. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      I would absolutely captain Kane if I had him

  26. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Just the 4 goals in his last 2 games for Aguero against Chelsea

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      You're really pushing this aren't you?

    2. bring_on _the_fantasy
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Chelsea are a different animal this season....kun won't score

      1. red devil 7
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        which animal is that?

    3. Ziro
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      non-Kane owner?

      1. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        Currently on Kane (C)

        1. BecAuse79
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 days ago

          well stay on Kane man why risk it , Records in Football is Sh*t ,
          for me i'll chose Aguero over sanchez (its always Home for me)but not over Kane .

  27. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Play Alonso or Gundogan?

    1. the dom 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      Alonso

  28. Gandaia
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    G2G?

    Pickford
    Lovren - Evans - Holebas
    Hazard - Sanchez(V) - Firmino - Capoue
    Kun - Kane(C) - Austin

    Heaton - Coquelin - Alonso - Love

  29. Art Vandelay
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Hopefully those with Kane (c) will be able to sing along to this classic after the game. 😆

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcbsb5yffk

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      That... is the worst thing I've ever seen.

      1. Art Vandelay
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 days ago

        That's because........ you just got Kaned

    2. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 days ago

      FFS hahahha

  30. Evasivo
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 days ago

    Happy Birthday Mark! 😀