The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
3 December 2016 1099 comments
Mark Mark
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Today is my birthday and, just like any other Saturday, all I can think about is Fantasy Football.

For all the love, attention and gifts that can be bestowed upon me from my family, my mind keeps wandering to 12.30, the first kick-off and, in particular, Harry Kane to follow a few hours later.

Fittingly, I’m feeling positive.

My chosen XI actually looks in good nick and the prospects presented by Kane as captain, with Gylfi Sigurdsson proving a plucky opponent at the Lane is genuinely exciting.

I’ve been drawn to Jonty’s new quest for memories as a reaction to his current plight – something to rescue from a campaign that appears to have spiraled from his control through bad luck and a few errant decisions.

I’ve also seen numerous posts in the community that feed off this, remarking how, when you begin to edge towards the top 1% of Fantasy Premier League managers, suddenly the perspective changes. How transfers can become routine as your squad becomes achingly similar to those around you.

This can certainly be the case, although I feel that this season there is opportunity, even when amongst the top echelons, to break free with a degree of comfort.

We can have Kane and Sigurdsson with just 10% and 7% ownership respectively, confident that they are not maverick gambles but assured assets. And yet, with such a variety of strong performers available, they aren’t immediately go-to options for the leading managers.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is back in the game, the choice between Alexis Sanchez and Theo Walcott has divided us; there is a split between Jermain Defoe and Charlie Austin. This is before we analyse spend in defence or consider how the variety on offer can also influence the captaincy decision.

I’m always watching for the template to appear and, while I can often adhere to it, I remain mindful on how it can suck the joy from playing this game: how quickly you become cornered and fearful of breaking out.

But this season continues to give us choices.

Even the very top managers could, this morning, be weighing up a points hit for Kane, aware that should he deliver against Swansea, he will be a new variable week to week. If Zlatan delivers at Goodison Park on Sunday, he could also be a big factor again.

A template has formed but, with Sergio Aguero’s suspension and now the injury to Philippe Coutinho, we’ve had two events that have provided timely shake-ups.

Crucially, when they’ve arrived, there have been multiple routes to follow, and that has already contributed to making this a memorable season.

But then I’m feeling optimistic. I’ve a cake downstairs and I’ve pretty much got control of the remote for the day, plus I get to choose what’s on the menu for dinner. Those are major victories in my world and at my age.

All I need now is for Kane to deliver and the day can be crowned.

Perhaps I should be parking my Fantasy Football team on my birthday but, the fact that it remains such a source of excitement and hope, tells me that this season is a good one and that it can still can harbour plenty of memories for us all.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Happy birthday, Desmond

  2. tattywelshie
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Gundogen > Walcott for a -4pt hit?

    A. Yup yup
    B. Nooooo way

    1. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      A

    2. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      A

  3. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Hi all.

    Here's the deal:

    A) keep Deeney (wba)
    B) ditch Deeney to Austin (cry) for a -4

    Already took a hit for Coutinho & Lukaku => Pedro & Kane but I'm still very tempted to get rid of Deeney. Even for another hit.

    Cech (whu)
    Lovren (bou) Chambers (HUL) Pieters (BUR)
    Sanchez (whu) Firmino (bou) Sigurdsson (tot) Pedro (mci)
    Kun (CHE) Kane (SWA) c Deeney (wba)

    Pickford (LEI) Holebas (wba) Amat (tot) Carrick (eve)

    0 FT and 0 ITB

    What do you wise people prefer?

    1. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      I'm in the same boat wondering whether to do Try to Defoe or Austin for a hit but I've already taken a -4 this week. I'm leaning towards doing it

  4. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Can see some chin music between Stones & Costa today......

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      He'd better flipping well not get his 5th yellow.

      1. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        I wouldn't mind. Batshuayi brace v WBA 😎

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      *Sweet chin music 😉

    3. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      ♫ ♫ ♫

    4. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      I really hope Costa gets his 5th YC today, his situation is getting ridiculous.

      1. the dom 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        +1

    5. SneakyPete
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      You mean Otamendi

    6. suddenorgan
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Otamendi is about to fall off the tightrope

  5. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Happy birthday Mark!

  6. John wick
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Costa or hazard after dis gw.....
    Currently on costa.......wil pedro be enough for chelsea cover along with costa

  7. red devil 7
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Happy Birthday, Granville

  8. boombaba
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Play capooe or gundogan

    1. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Pooo

  9. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Do I;

    A) open a beer now
    B) open a beer later

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      c) both

      1. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        (obviously)

    2. Assisting the assister
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Do you have the funds to do A and B?

    3. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      C) don't drink

      1. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Blasphemy.

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Seriously though Jafooli, greasemonkey extension? 😛

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

    2. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Sounds erotic 😉

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      thanks both 😀

  11. boc610
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    sorry , repost

    poor carl jenkinson, id be surprised if he plays for Gunners again (he clearly isn't good enough, its not a confidence issue, wenger just wont admit it). Very harsh from the fans though when no player turned up against the saints.the bigger picture for me is Arsene has to take a lot of the blame for the state of gunners academy and not having a squad to get through these league cup games. when you compare theirs to Liverpool's or Sothamptons for example, there is no comparison

    1. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Ah well, it's not like he has to het a proper job or anything

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Our U23's are 4th in division 1, ahead of Saints.

      Liverpool have no youth developments in their squad, we have Gibbs, Iwobi, Bellerin, Wilshere and Szczesny.

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Not to mention Akpom, Afobe now at Bournemouth, Zelalem being very promising, Willock doing good things at England junior level, Maitland-Niles nearly there, Rene-Adelaide etc...

        1. boc610
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          you really think you will see any of them touch the first team in the next 5 years? akpom and afobe aren't good enough

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            No, Akpom and Afobe not for Arsenal, but they're PL quality.

            Niles and Jeff will be, Zelalem just needs to develop physically.

            Iwobi, who has been with us since under 10 years old, is better than either of those teams have produced in years. Bellerin is one of the best right backs in the world.

            1. Wilshere Knowledge
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Benaccer is an ALgerian international as well.

      2. boc610
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        the step up is massive , thats when theyre tested,not in their own leagues( koeman was only saying it yesterday how it doesn't prepare them for the prem league).yes arsenal have had a lot of success in that area but I'm talking about right now, at this moment in time, having seen some of the under 23's play recently at liverpool, arsenal and spurs in the league cup the only players I saw make the grade and handle the speed and technical qualities required was Liverpool

  12. Assisting the assister
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Play A. Pickford or B. Heaton.

    Tough call - arguments either way.

    Looks like the vote is split.

    1. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Pickers

  13. Shaikh91
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Foster
    Alonso Valencia zuniga

    Firmino Sanchez pedro allen

    Costa aguero defoe

    Good to go? Any suggestions?

    Have 2 transfers

    Thanks

    1. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      If you have 1 FT to burn, i would get Cedric in for his run of fixtures.

  14. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Work Christmas party tonight...

    Hopefully I'll be celebrating a big green arrow, but with no Arsenal cover and no Kane, I'm not convinced!

    GL all.

    1. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Work party on a Saturday? Weak

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        This

      2. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Should be alright. Booked a bunch of tables in an Irish pub in Nuremberg city centre.

      3. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Are Christmas parties not normally on a weekend, then? 😮

  15. Kaneyonero
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Happy birthday Mark, Kane told me he will score a hattrick. Points all round

  16. Bolasie
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Lukaku to kane for a hit?
    Yay or nay?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yes

    2. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      YAY!, live a little 🙂

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yes looking at Kane's fixtures, 3 games for Kane (c) in the next 4

  17. Totti
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    is it madness to play snodgrass over allen? 🙂
    Asl i have a feeling that allen will play deeper not as no. 10

  18. ZakAFC_
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Holebas to McAuley for -4?

  19. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Seriously though, pick two;

    Cedric, Alonso, Vertongan....

    1. FantasyFootballMad
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Cedric and Vertonghen for sure. Alonso is good but clean sheet looking unlikely this week

    2. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Vert, Alonso.

    3. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      This is for future transfers by the way...

      1. Rh4ziel
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        for future GWs i would go Alonso and Cedric.

    4. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Ced Vert

  20. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Deadline Bingo all kicking off in 30mins, don't forgets to get involved, huge prizes.

  21. FantasyFootballMad
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Surprised nobody is talking about Eriksen as a great diferential this week. Also reckon Mahrez could be gamble of the week for GW14. Interesting insight here actually; http://fandueltips.co.uk/form-guide-gw14-midfielders

    1. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Eriksen has been very average lately, that nice strike v Chelsea notwithstanding. He was absolutely shocking against West Ham the game before

    2. Ziro
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      lots of people have talked about Eriksen. You were not here all the time.

  22. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Grant
    Lovren Cedric Chambers
    Sanchez Hazard Sigurdsson Allen
    Aguero Kane (C) Origi

    Pickford, Fletcher, Amat, Ward

    G2G?

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yes!

    2. the dom 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      liking the Origi as a diff. 🙂

  23. BbBb
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Happy birthday Mark, good luck for gw14

  24. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    I'm torn between captaining Sanchez or Aguero, damn it. What to do?

    1. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Like all big decisions, Flip a coin

    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      flip a coin

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Keep it on the one it's currently on.

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      flip a coin, when the coin is in the air you will know which is your preferred pick

    5. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Sanchez

      1. the dom 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Sanchez

    6. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Switch it.

    7. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      I never toss a coin for captain. Currently on Sanchez

    8. BecAuse79
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Home for me

  25. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Took a -12 this week but like the look of my team going forward. The expensive defensive hasnt paid off at all yet but they have great fixtures to see me until the new year at the very least.

    1. Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Lloris
      Koscielny Alonso Cedric
      Sanchez Sigudsson Milner Hazard Firmino
      Kane Austin

      Pickford Smith Amat Diomande

  26. Bored Bear
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    HI

    If I play AOA chip and firminho doesn play.. do i get my defender sub?

    thanks

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yeah

    2. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yep

    3. Feed tha Sheep
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Think you do yes

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      yes, it just means a complete waste of the AOA if that happens

      1. Bored Bear
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        great thanks everyone 🙂

  27. Mr Flibble
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Just looked at RMT for this game. I've got Pickford and Heaton and Pick is predicted 3.16 while Heaton is 2.33 yet it's suggesting I bench Pickford. Does it take account of injuries when suggesting line-ups?

    1. Worzel Gummidge
        9 years, 5 days ago

        I suggest you ignore RMT and make your own decision.

      • Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        I guess even RMT is recommending that you do the opposite of whatever it thinks is best now 😉

    2. rozzo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Pedro worth bringing in? Surely Willian will get some gametime over Xmas?

    3. Worzel Gummidge
        9 years, 5 days ago

        What is the best way to get over a few drunken decisions in a GW that cost you 30 points? Never had such a thing and really struggling. Might need to see an FPL counsellor.

        1. PvA
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          Love the game and the game will love you

      • UnitedFan
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Play double WBA defence or:

        A) Play Heaton over Foster
        B) Play Cedric over Evans

        1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          B

          1. UnitedFan
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            Thanks

        2. Bushman
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          Play Foster and Cedric