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26 December 2016 1167 comments
Mark Mark
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Boxing Day’s opening fixture is made all the more intriguing by Sam Allardyce’s recent arrival as Crystal Palace manager.

So often a godsend for Fantasy Football managers, Allardyce will surely bring improved solidity and a sprinkling of set-piece goals, promoting interest in a number of their assets – notably defender Scott Dann.

But can he have an instant impact at Watford?

The Hornets are, in many respects, an ideal first opponent for Big Sam’s Eagles.

A most inconsistent outfit, Walter Mazzarri’s side have lost four of their last five and have gone seven outings without a clean sheet.

Notably, Watford have also allowed nine goals from corners this season, more than any other side. That presents an early opportunity for Allardyce and Dann to live up to their reputations.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    That's great

  2. The Big Fella
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Does Benteke take pens? Thought it was Cabeye?

    1. A.T
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Not anymore

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Cabaye or even Townsend would be ahead of him now..

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Read in the Mirror today that Big Sam's sniffing round Defoe...presumably doesn't fancy Benteke?

  3. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    That penalty was absolutely woeful.

  4. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Hahaha I Love This Game!

  5. M.A.G
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    One of the worst penalties i've ever seen

    1. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Worse than Zaza's?

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Can't be worse than that!

      2. M.A.G
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        That's why i said one of the worst 😀

        Zaza's is worst tbh

    2. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Basically Benteke gives the keeper a 50% chance. If he dives full length and goes in the right direction, it's a keeper save.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        In Zaza's defence you can say that at least he left GK no chance at all. 😉

  6. tisza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    awful penalty.
    Don't think big Sam will be keeping Benteke on pens!!

  7. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Cabaye back on pens

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      If true, then he is def worth considering

  8. Cok3y5murf
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Benteke you LOSER

  9. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    In the voice of DJ Khaled

    Another one

  10. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Just need a fantasy irrelevant goal from Igahlo to make this game perfect.

  11. tm245
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Hard luck owners, I've been there before. Captained him for one of these misses.

    1. M.A.G
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      I know that feel bro

  12. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    If you're earning millions of £ every year, the least you can do is put your foot through a ball properly. 😡

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      They really are all thick as pig sh*t.

  13. Twisted Saltergater
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Yes! Kept faith with Kane!

  14. Fred54
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Even though we knew that was gonna happen it was still shocking.

  15. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    That.'s one of the worst pens on target I've ever seen. Shocking.

    Cabaye on pens now surely.

    1. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Worse than Zaza's?

  16. Sz21
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    solid start..

  17. Neeskens Under Matip
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Annoying fans wanting the goalkeeper sent off after a penalty, if you're going to go to the football, learn the rules...

  18. Somalion
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Opinions on Amrabat? Looks a decent player when running initially but always seems to lose the ball one way or another.

  19. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    poor tekkers from benteke

  20. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Transfer out Benteke to who?

    £9.7m to spend, already have Ibra and Carroll

    1. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Rage transfer?

    2. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      I'm looking at getting him in in a couple of weeks.

    3. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Looking at Rondon. Is Tekkers worth 1.2m over Rondon ?

      Both have great fixtures and have about same number of goals and points

    4. tm245
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Aguero or Costa and downgrade elsewhere.

    5. Champione
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Lukaku with Hull (a) if he looks good today? Llorente on my radar too

    6. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Lukaku. Hull next.

    7. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Try to get Aguero

    8. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      You're crazy andy.

      Just keep him. He'll get more chances like that.

      Great fixtures coming to and plays for big sam so a long ball is due to bounce of bentekes head and into the net

    9. Cok3y5murf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Lol trolling?

    10. skeyrd
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      wait fo sho, making it part of a double involving Aguero could be on the cards..who knows so far

  21. Drastic
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Haha, tekkers

  22. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Cabaye is only £5.6m ... and back on pens.

  23. Old Man
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Thank you Mr Benteke -2 points. I knew he'd miss it. Your penalty technique is awful.

    1. afcblegend
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      I was kinda hoping he wouldn't take it, much preferred 0 or 3 points than a likely -2!

      1. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Funnily enough I had exactly the same feeling! Bird in the hand and all that ....

  24. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Holebas and Benteke owner here.....what a shocking start to my gameweek!

  25. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Remember that GW I had both Tekkers and Kun in my team when they missed penalties. Binned the former after that.

  26. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    They all look pissed

    Amazing day if games turn out like this

    1. Numb
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Footballers are allowed a Christmas too

  27. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Might have to put Cabaye on my watchlist now

    1. Champione
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      this

    2. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      *checks his price. only 5.6 hmmm

  28. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Got Benteke this week, screw this season, I quit.

    1. Speédy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      +1

    2. moz_1983
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Penalty miss and a YC, unlucky time to bring him in.

  29. Lawrø
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Who would've got the assist?

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Noone, Benteke was brought down.

    2. PvA
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Benteke won the pen

      1. Lawrø
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks guys

    3. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Nobody as Benteke would have scored. You can't assist your own goal

      1. Lawrø
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Yep not watching buddy

  30. PvA
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Firmino is due in court on Jan 31st

    Surely he is still able to play?

    Look at Andre Gray's tweets and he still played

    1. Champione
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      depends on what Klopp thinks about that kind of behaviour

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      There is a difference between drunk driving and tweeting bad things.

    3. tisza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      didn't Toure still play for Man City?
      It's all about manager's choice.

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      As bad as the Gray incident was, he was charged by the FA, not a criminal court.

    5. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      With Mane at AFCON and Coutinho still out, I reckon he will still play