634x258 Spot the Differential
9 March 2012 1815 comments
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Our Differentials have a distinctly retro feel this week. All three are on the wrong side of thirty but with the added motivation of a new contract to play for or a new manager to impress, each is currently going through a purple patch of form that’s brought them to the attention of the Scout Selection Committee..

We’re going through a bit of a revival of our own recently and, after last week’s Differentials almost outscored my entire FPL team, we’re hoping for another bumper return from this week’s picks.

Tomas Rosicky

Arsenal’s Renaissance man Tomas Rosicky epitomises the recent upturn in his club’s fortunes; after spending 20 months out with a tendon problem, it was feared that Rosicky would never return to the same level of old but the Czech schemer has been back to his glorious best in recent games. Despite managing just 15 starts all season, he has begun the last seven in a row and played a pivotal role in victories over Spurs, Liverpool and Milan. With another crucial game against Newcastle up next, Arsene Wenger will be looking to the 31 year old to produce another strong performance to ensure the Gunners’ momentum remains unchecked.

With Arsenal seemingly scoring at will at the moment, choosing another attacking option in addition to their imperial front man looks like a smart ploy. This week’s Scout Pick Theo Walcott is probably the best option available but priced at 8.9, the fleet footed winger will be beyond the budget of most Fantasy managers. The other main contender, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, offers plenty of potential but has the likes of Gervinho and Yossi Benayoun as rivals for the left flank role. Rosicky’s place looks a lot more secure, on the other hand and, with two goals in his last three games, still offers a decent attacking threat for the budget price of just 5.7.

Bobby Zamora

QPR are starting to look a much improved side of late there are plenty of decent differential options in their ranks; Adel Taraabt tops the ICT index for midfielders in recent weeks, Akos Buszaky looked a constant threat against Everton last time out and Djibril Cisse also returns from suspension this weekend. Despite the strong alternatives, we’ve opted for new January signing Bobby Zamora, after another excellent performance last weekend saw the ex-Fulham star score and pick up the maximum bonus to add to his already impressive record in recent weeks.

Last week’s haul takes his recent tally to 4 goals, 3 assists and 8 bonus points in his last seven games for an average of 6.7 points per game – to add a little perspective, that’s more than Emmanuel Adebayor, Wayne Rooney and Sergio Aguero have managed over the same period, making a mockery of his 6.7 valuation in the FPL game. Granted, 17 of those points came against Newcastle while playing for Fulham, but QPR look more than capable of finding the net and his move across London hasn’t slowed him down. Zamora’s strong hold up play is the perfect foil for a side bursting with pace and creativity in Cisse, Shaun Wright Philips and Taraabt, and he looks good to provide a steady stream of goals and assists over the coming weeks, despite the relatively difficult fixtures coming up.

Carlos Cuellar

With Vincent Kompany expected to miss Man City’s next couple of games, the masses will no doubt be looking at Liverpool’s double gameweek when considering a possible replacement. Before diving in, however, it would be well worth checking out Aston Villa’s defensive options. With Richard Dunne out of action for at least another month, Carlos Cuellar looks set for a continued run of starts at centre half alongside James Collins and, while both defenders have picked up bonus points in their last two games, the Spaniard has scooped the maximum in both matches as well as an assist, and looks by far the better value of the two, at 4.9 in the FPL game.

From a defensive perspective, Villa’s next two fixtures look as good as they come; in stark contrast to their free scoring home form, Fulham have managed just eight goals on their travels all season, and Bolton have only found the net once in their last five. All the signs points to a profitable period for Villa defenders and with ownership of just 0.1%, Cuellar would be a great differential.

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  1. udit
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    Any news about the Suarez going to Uruguay for family emergency thereby missing the Sunderland game? 😐

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    1. hvsauce
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      Oh man, hadn't heard of this!

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      1. udit
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        Apparently it was on some reliable Portugese TV channel yesterday

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    2. Elniñorules
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      More hits more hits more hits.

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      1. udit
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        I've taken a 12 pointer and I'm stuck with him now, surely not a 16 pointer 😐

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        1. Elniñorules
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          Wouldn't be too bad, since good chance your opponents have taken loads of them too.

          at this rate, only the two chemical engineers would be hit-free 😎

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          1. udit
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            He's taken a 8 pointer and he's at home so he's already 8 points ahead, there goes my 100 % record.

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            1. Elniñorules
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              Nehehehe...finally you had to experience a loss!

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              1. tw
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                i'm hit free right now for the gw 😀 but might be taking a hit for sess... haven't decided yet

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        2. blue cheese
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          12 point hit ?!? 🙄

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          1. udit
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            Could work out you never know.

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            1. blue cheese
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              Definitely. Right DGW players and captain choice and it could pay off handsomely.

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              1. udit
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                I only have 1 DGW player and have captained Rooney. *Shudders* This could be a masterstroke or my death knell.

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        3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          So what was the gist of this apparent broadcast?

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          1. udit
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            Some family emergency so he'll miss the sunderland game

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            1. Elniñorules
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              Nothing about it online. Could be a rumor started by the Patrice Evra Foundation.

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                Viel gluck this week amiga

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                1. Elniñorules
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                  You too, amiga!!!!! See you at the back of 2 big wins.

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                  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    Am feelin' it

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              2. udit
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                Some people confirmed it as well, what was it RTP or something was the name of the TV channel

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                1. Elniñorules
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                  I see, anyways not much of a loss anyways, considering he was set to give you 2 points in each of the games.

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            2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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              Don't you think that if it were true that there would be some buzz about it in the English media?

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              1. ValaCavani
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                I see it to in the news yesterday that suarez coming home for emergency of family

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                1. Natas
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                  Im pretty gutted myself. Wasted all these points to get in Suarez and then see on RTP that he is flying to Uruguay on family emergency. Should have lsitened to Newman, Suarez has been a huge dissapointment for me this season.

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                  1. jjesus
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                    im worried about this too... i saw the report of suarez earlier in the day, but i haven't seen anything on it since then. can anybody give me a link to confirm as the portuguese media is usually very reliable

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                  2. The Finnisher
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                    It was already dismissed, Suarez as tweeted more than once about the Sunderland game since you made this rumour up.

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                2. Rwilliams90
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                  How many accounts do you want to make to post the same rubbish? Bore off.

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  2. The Mousa is Loosa
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    Lost on the last page
    Play McClean, Siggy or Senderos?
    Thanks

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    1. Always (C)ane
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      senderos

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  3. midgetman11
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    Lescott or skrtel??

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    1. hvsauce
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      skrtel

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  4. midgetman11
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    Lescott or skrtel wat u rekon>>>???

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    1. The Mousa is Loosa
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      Skrtel

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  5. Willis.
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    benching dempsey isnt that stupid really. i mean, out of his 149 points, only 27 have been scored away

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    1. udit
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      Decent point IF you could calculate, he's scored 47 points away from 13 games.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        😆

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      2. सनकी
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        😀

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  6. tw
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    evening fellows! ready for the dgw? 😉

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    1. hvsauce
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      not yet. just started tinkering with the team!

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Would you consider having Drenthe ready?

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      1. tw
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        you mean bringing in drenthe? maybe... depends for who and if its free or not

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          Was at a loss as to who to bring in for Sess so thought why not. On WC.

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          1. tw
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            ohhh i gotcha. not on a wc but looking to get rid of sess (would be for a hit though...)

            players ive considered as replacements:
            drenthe
            surman/pilk
            maybe a punt on henderson/downing/maxi rodriguez
            giggs/carrick/anderson/scholes
            morrison
            mcclean

            seriously having trouble picking one that stands out from that lot... guess drenthe could be worth it for the dgw but he has tough dgw games and i think tough fixtures after that too...

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            1. Elniñorules
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              He's Butt's Funny Feeling too 😕

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                Should I assume you are referring to the victim of the Blues performance last week? 🙁

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                1. tw
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                  huh? didn't really follow that... :/

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                2. Elniñorules
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                  Haha amiga, I'm referring to the pundit who predicted an Odem hat-trick some weeks ago.

                  http://www.nevercaptainnickybutt.com/2012/03/funny-feeling-friday-royston-drenthe.html

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                  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    I could catch a flyuh

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            2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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              For his price Surman really is hard to beat. Had him earlier in the season and he can catch fire.

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    3. Elniñorules
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      'alo.

      Did you see the number of pressers last night? SO MANY. That's without Roberto, Fuz, yours & mine. More work for Udit & co.

      Udit - On that note, feel free to browse through matchday 2 pressers. (29-35)

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      1. udit
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        I think we should do one for Europa as well, so many pressers yesterday.

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        1. tw
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          ENR and I could be judges for Europa since we aren't in it and you guys can judge UCL. im thinking maybe you should wait and make a joint announcement for gw 1 and gw 2 winners for pressers

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          1. Elniñorules
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            There've been loads of impressive write-ups for the Europa, but not many pressers.

            I thought it could be good to keep the HOF unique for CL & Europa (different types of HOF awards). 🙂

            For the Europa, how about an award for the best contributor on a weekly basis? Surely Dr Doos is an outright winner for the first 2 weeks, but that would encourage more write-ups.

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            1. tw
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              either way, contribution is good :D.

              alright either way sounds good to me

              sure? you and the other guys are in charge of europa so i'd say that decision is more up to you but sounds like a good idea

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      2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        It's quite the cottage industry you have going there 🙂

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      3. tw
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        really? :D. no i did not. thats great to hear though! i'll have to look. wow this is awesome.

        ummm I have a very delayed gw 2 press conference. have it all planned out but just have to write it up. will probalby do it in a couple hrs :D.

        following that will be my gw 1 HOF announcement (hopefully right after) and then i'll try to get some HOF for gw 2 going tomorrow

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        1. Elniñorules
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          Hurrah!

          Looking forward to all your posts, especially your HOF post. That's bound to catch some virus on here 🙂

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  7. UnderstandablyDistraught
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    ENR Would you have McAuley or Caulker going forward?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      that's for the next 4-6 gameweeks not up the pitch.

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    2. Elniñorules
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      As much as I love Cocky as a player, I'd say McAuley.

      Swa's fixtures aren't quite conducive for CS. WBA have both form & decent fixtures. Rotates with a Fulham defender too!

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        thanks. that was my reading of it also but having given up Vorm I thought I'd consider him.

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  8. Gaz Downright
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    neighbours are speaking French

    *cringe*

    not the best start on the weekend

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      hope they're French at least

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  9. tw
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    haha just read fratboy's preview of my group. loved it! 😀

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    1. Elniñorules
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      Haha loved the achi-chude.

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      1. tw
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        😀 was quite entertaining and amusing haha

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  10. सनकी
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    oh well the scouts picks made me wanna play Surman. i guess im just gonna go with my guts and play Siggy.

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  11. Conrad.
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    McClean or VdV this GW?

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    1. Always (C)ane
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      vdv

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      If you have a player with VDV's price who you would bench, you should sell him for somebody you will surely play

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      1. Conrad.
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        im playing in a no-clones league, and no one of that price-range is available on the open market, so i have to keep VdV around. u think he's a better shout than McCleany this week?

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          I would play him. McClean may play a bit farther up the pitch with Sess out but without Sess Sunderland will be less threatening. Everton are not the iron curtain at the back and the Spurs attack is very strong.

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        2. Conrad.
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          yea, i was thinking about the same. Pool's D seems more stout than Eve's, and Tot can be a machine when they're on...

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    3. tw
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      dump vdv and get one of silva, bale, dempsey, mata, nani, young, or walcott 😀

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      1. Conrad.
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        see above situation ^. also, i own mata, demps, and siggy as my other mids.

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        1. tw
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          ohhh. ok that makes sense. young and walcott both taken? would probably play vdv then

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        2. Conrad.
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          yea, young and walcott are taken. best mids available are J. Morrison and C. Adam, so I think VdV's potential for the rest of the year is better than those two.

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    4. सनकी
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      do you still love Victoria?

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  12. Always (C)ane
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    play Raylor or Caulker?

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    1. Conrad.
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      Raylor. More offensive threat than Caulk, and neither will get a CS this GW imo...

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      1. सनकी
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        do you still love Victoria, Conrad?

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  13. Pinoche
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    Rooney Or RVP for captain ?
    Have got Suarez too .
    But don't wanna take further risk as I've taken a 4 point hit .
    Thank you .

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    1. Scratch
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      You're welcome.

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      1. Pinoche
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        Haha 😀

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    2. Conrad.
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      RvP. 'Castle have been leaky lately, and RvP will pounce...

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      1. Pinoche
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        Rooney is in hot form too .

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  14. tw
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    have a feeling richards and aguero are going to punish everyone who dumped them this week 😉

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    1. Pinoche
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      Punish the ones who didn't dump them this week 😛

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        Wouldn't mind having Balotelli this week

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      2. tw
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        so u dumped this week? and haha what if its almost exactly what happened the last time they played swans? remembered glad i was to have captained him that week 😀

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    2. Jafalad
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      Good job, Suarezz is going to help us out of this particular hole, then. 🙂

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      1. Pinoche
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        I got Rooney for Aguero .
        That'll help .

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      2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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        Hahahaha

        That's a funny joke, Sensei. How could someone so wise purchase Suarez?

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        1. Jafalad
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          ...and how many hits have you taken this week?

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          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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            Two, but only because I had no choice.

            You CHOSE to get suarez. That's way more embarrassing.

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            1. tw
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              watch as suarez burns you this week ;). who do u think is a better option than suarez then?

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            2. Jafalad
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              My first Buggu mark of the season. Right there, lads 🙄

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              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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                See, its sad, because you used to be Mr. Form. Even earlier this year, you talked about what an idiotic bu Suarez is. Yet he gets one double gameweek (and not even a GOOD one) and you get right in line. Sad days.

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                1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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                  *buy

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                2. Jafalad
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                  Oh dear. I've never heard anyone dismiss a dgw before quite like this.

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                  1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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                    I've never seen someone dismiss arguments against someone they themselves aid was a poor fantasy prospect just because of said DGW.

                    Plus, I didn't dismiss it entirely, I'm just saying its not good enough to get players who are bad prospects jsut because of a double.

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                  2. Jafalad
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                    ..and again ^

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                  3. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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                    Again? I'm not dismissing it. I'm saying DGWs are not worth getting in bad fantasy prospects.

                    Two words: Nikola Zigic.

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  15. pony101
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    Two questions at this late hour?
    Caulker or macauley?
    Two out of walcott bale or dempsey? Have last two so would lose a wee bit, playing wildcard.
    Thanks in advance

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  16. Beamer
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    need help with the bench order?

    Mc clean
    Shotton
    Raylor

    who wil your 1st 2nd 3rd substitute?

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    1. Jafalad
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      McC, Raylor, Shotton.

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  17. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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    It would appear that things have gotten so desperate at the Etihad Stadium that they don't even have the spirit to have James Milner rap the intro song. This time, the members of the press are greeted by Carlos Tevez' two daughters, Florencia and Katia, playing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat,' on piccolos. When they finish, the members of the press clap politely as the two young girls leave the stage.

    This was Gareth Barry's pre-determined cue to enter, boombox in hand. Inspired buy numerous 80s visages, Barry hits play on the boombox, and raises it above his head, hoping to bring inspiration, or possibly, true love.

    HERE COMES THE MONEY
    (Here We go)
    (Cha-ching)
    (MONEY TALKS)

    HERE COMES THE MONEY....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49-tn-A6bw0

    MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEEEEEEEY

    Out walks Roberto Newman-cini, coaching staff in tow. He seems to be wearing a suit made entirely of burlap, right down to a scarf that seems to have been fashioned from an old sack of potatoes. This may be the reason that he appears to be so itchy as he sits down at his press table, adjusting the microphone.

    "Achem."

    "I wear-a zees zuit of burlap. Whyy, you mey azk?"

    "It EEz Simplez......I am Zuffering!"

    Immediately, the lights go out in the room. in the back of the room, Gareth Barry and James Milner are directing flashlights at all of Newman-cini's coaching staff, who are now wearing hoods. They all begin to chant, solemnly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8

    The coaching staff repeats this, over and over, as Roberto continues;

    "I am Zuffering, for I was-a zupposed to play Villareal lazt week! I wood-a have killed him wizz eez! Eeez, I teel you! Inztead, I lozt my tie againzt-a Bayern Moonichz. F*cking Demba Ba!!!!!!!!"

    "I am Zuffering alzo due-a to having fyve-a my players unable to pley zizz-a week! For heving to take an 8 pointz hitz juzt-a to field a competitivez 11!"

    "I am Zuffering...for zomeone wizz-a my great-a fynanzial ztature shood never-a ztruggle with such shame."

    "Let all Ze world Zee my zuffering! Wee might-a az weel zurrender ziss-a home tie, and, perhapz, any chanze-a whatzoever in ziss prestigious tournament!"

    "I weep.............I weep zolemnly for-a ze generation zat must zee such terror!"

    "Mye teem iz-a zurely a zight of terror and WOE. My tie Zis week iz-a probably lost. We canz only hopez zat a miracle happens to get-a us back into zis competitive group."

    "But in-a general.....we are zuffering!"

    With that, Roberto Newman-cini reaches into a coffe can labeled "Remains of Balotelli's newest car," pulling out a handful of ashes, and 'zprinkling' it over his head.

    "Trooleee..............Truly I am Zuffering!"

    "I would like-a to cloze with-a passage from ze book of Job."

    "Yet wheen I hoped for gewd, evil came;
    when I looked-a for light, zen came darknezz.
    Ze churning inside-a me never-a ztopz;
    days of zuffering confront me.
    I go about-a blackennnnned, but not by-a Ze Zun;
    I stand up in ze azzembly and cry-a for help-a.
    I have become-a a brozer of jackalz,
    a companion of owls.
    My zkin grows-a black and peelz;
    my body-a burnz wiz fever.
    My lyre is tuned-a to mourning,
    and my pipe to ze zound-a of wailing."

    Roberto slumps down into his chair, his once immaculate hair now matted with ashes.

    "I weel now take any queztions from ze press."

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    1. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      would you like to forfeit now to save your team from embarrassment and humiliation this week? 😀

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        "Ve vould razzer die a million dethz zen-a forfeet to you, good zir!"

        "We are zuffering....but we-a are not yeet-a done fighting!"

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          but you said your tie this week is lost. so just forfeit and spare yourselves!

          and how do you prepare for your match next week? will you and your team still be, as you put it, "zuffering"??

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          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            "Wee wood like to zink zat our zuffering will be feenished by zen, but eet eez-a clearly in God's hands now."

            "Ze tie eez lozt....but our team'z zpirit eez-a defined by our ability to fight even when all-a eez lozt!"

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            1. tw
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              your "zuffering" will not be "feenished" until after both your matches against villareal. even if your team is fine, their team will inflict humiliating defeats and "zuffering" on your team

              but if the tie is lost, why waste your energy and effort on it?

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              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                "Zpirit, my friend......fighting Zpirit eez why!"

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                1. tw
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  I see Mr. Mancini. I hope that your fighting Zpirit serves you well in 5th and 6th matches of the group stages

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    2. udit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Meester Roberto, Who eez your Capitano thees week? Thees guy on form who eez neecknamed an aneemal or that dootchman

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Eet eez-a fluctuating betwen-a ze two. Ryght now-a, it rezts wizz ze dutchman, for God haz trooly shown him favor. He haz zeen az much favor az-a I have-a zeen zuffering!"

        "I weel zay, az much az-a I suffer now, zose wizz Suarez are zure to zuffer even more! I am-a so zankful zat I am wizzout zat donkey."

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          You are correct of courze, zat donkey will zurely zcore 2 X 2, if he playz verzuz Zundrland at all

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      FFS Reporter: Eh Roberto, what is your opinion on the sacking of Villas-Boas? Do you think Chelsea will become a formidable force in this Cup now that he's gone?

      PS - Just wonder how much time you took to write this all the italian touch? Impressive.

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        "Zat Ham Zandweech had it cooming! He Eez half-a ze reazon my teem eez in rooins! BEtween telling me-a bad captain choizez and geeting me to zell Enrique, he can burn in-a cabbage hell for all-a I care. Chelzea weel be better wizzout heem: how-a could you be worze?"

        PS- I just do it as I go. Doesn't take that much more time once you figure out ze zyztem.

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          😀

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    4. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      if you were to forfeit I would agree to take a 4pt hit next week to negate my home advantage and level the playing field so maybe you have a chance to end your "zuffering"

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!"

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          I'm sorry Mr Mancini but I am having trouble understanding your Italian accent. would you mind repeating what you said and trying to annunciate more?

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            You're gone mate. You're dead. Mancini will send his men to hunt you down sherly.

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            1. tw
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              if his men hunt down anyone sherly it would be you as you are half-a ze reazon his teem eez in rooins!

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              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                Ze man haz a point.

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          2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            "And-a you claim-a to be Italiano! What-a load of Boolzhit!"

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  18. tw
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    who here at this moment has not taken a hit for this gw?

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    1. Jafalad
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Me 🙂

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        😡 😈 🙁

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        1. Jafalad
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          😥

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            I've taken a 12 point hit as you can see, and as such I'm scared :mrgreen:

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            1. Jafalad
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              May the force be with thee 🙂

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                As with you. 🙂

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          2. udit
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            Oh and (C) Rooney or RVP? You're the most reliable chap to ask.

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            1. Jafalad
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              RVP. 😉

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    2. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      -4 here

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Me

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    4. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      -4 for me. Got rid of Sess, Taiwo and Aguero for Enrique, Siggy & Rooney. Now with no money and only 3 fit defenders I'm thinking I could've made better transfers 😐

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  19. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Suarez has scored on both his previous matches against Sunderland. Hmmm.

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Liverpool are 16th in the league in goals scored. Sunderland are the 5th best defense at home, and Everton are the 4th best defense away. Hmmm.

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Zing.

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      2. Scratch
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Interesting stats there.

        Sunderland will probably miss Cattermole and Sessegnon i'd say though.

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        1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          But they will have O'shea back. Losing Cattermole and getting O'shea is a net GAIN.

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          1. Scratch
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            O'Shea is a non entity. With a midfield of Gardner, Larsson, McClean and Vaughan just how do you propose they'll cope with the onslaught of Henderson, Downing and Jay Spearing.

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            1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              lol I hope that is sarcastic, considering how poor those 3 players have been.

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            2. udit
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Onslaught of Henderson, Downing and Spearing. LOL 😆

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He's good for 4 this week but it could be pts not goals.

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    3. Jafalad
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Hope Newman doesn't read that. He's cracking under the pressure by the looks of things 🙁

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        The dark eyes of -8 are burning into his soul

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        1. Jafalad
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          The L5 pack are closing in on him as well. Life can't be easy for him.

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          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            How, exactly, is the l5 pack closing in? 9 points clear is 'closing in?'

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            1. Jafalad
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              More denial lads 🙄

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                It's not just a river in Egypt

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              2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                9 points clear, and already won my h2h against you.

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                1. Jafalad
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  I wouldn't like that run-in.

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                2. udit
                  • 15 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  You're up against Doosra this week newman, he's on a roll, it might well be down to 6.

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                  1. Jafalad
                    • 16 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    For once, Doosie has a decent team out. 🙂

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                  2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    My run-in is difficult. I will give you that, for sure.

                    But the important thing is that I already beat the number one guy chasing me.

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                  3. udit
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    Barca's beaten Real madrid 4 times out of 6 this year, but they're 10 points behind 😉

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                  4. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    Well, that is a good point, Udit.

                    My run-in is really ugly. Tough, tough fixtures to go.

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      2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I'm cracking? You bought Suarez! buying Suarez is so desperate it makes an 8 point hit look casual.

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          This is the denial stage. When you are ready you can tell us how you really feel

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          1. Jafalad
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            ...he might see that Cap'n's poll in a minute too. That will get him worried.

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            1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              O yes, because the captains poll is always right. I actually feel better now that he is winning it.

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              1. Jafalad
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                ...and there ^

                Get the Shrink! 😯

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                1. UnderstandablyDistraught
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  I would say two shrinks, one for each game

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                  1. Jafalad
                    • 16 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    + billions 🙂

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                  2. udit
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    What's a shrink?

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              2. udit
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                😆 Hilarious, one of you is going to end up with a lot of egg on his face.

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      3. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Sorry to break it to you Jafs, Suarez might be out for the Sunderland game. Not confirmed tho.

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        1. Jafalad
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Nah. Just check his twitter. That was Newman spreading rumours to cover up the terrible trades he's done this week.

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          1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            That was not actually me: I was the main one saying that was guff.

            And, again, I had no choice with mine. You chose Suarez.

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            1. Jafalad
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Is that Suarez I see in the Scout Picks I see yonder 🙄

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              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                O yes, the only thing more reliable than the captains poll: the scout picks!

                You're right, what was I thinking?

                You still haven't explained what changed your mind so much about someone that you said was such a bad fantasy prospect.

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                1. The Finnisher
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  What's gotten into you lately Newman? I have barely been visiting the site as much, but every time I come on you see to be bagging other peoples choices, acting as if yours are the only right decisions?
                  It's a DGW, and it's a 1 week punt for most people, worst case scenario he scores 4 points, it's not as if its the end of the world if he doesn't score a goal. Calm down.

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                  1. The Finnisher
                    • 14 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    And I never thought you'd be one to bag Mark & co.

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                  2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    Dude, my choices suck lately.

                    I truly apologize if I ever act like I'm the only one who makes the right choices. I make poor ones. Really, my choices suck.

                    I didn't mean to bag mark and company: love the site, all around. But there is a running gag on here about the scout picks not always being the most reliable. didn't mean it as an insult, but just a joke.

                    That said, I just think the Suarez stuff is insane, and I think reasonable managers should be passing.

                    Point taken though, I've gone a bit overboard. I'll dial it down.

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                  3. The Finnisher
                    • 14 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    I wish my decisions were as "poor" as yours 😛

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                  4. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 10 months ago

                    Although I can't see your team, when last I checked, your team was not that far off from mine. My rank is higher than a lot of my choices deserve, especially since the new year started. For every one good choice I've had a good 3 poor ones.

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    4. Always (C)ane
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      and Suarez has scored too on his previous match against Everton. hmmm

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      1. Scratch
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Lol yeah but wasn't that a gift from Jagielka or Baines.

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      2. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Rodwell was sent off because of that diving turd

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  20. Schwarzer
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Please RMWCT, not the best defensively but I have 0 in the bank. Cheers.

    Bogdan (Mignolet)
    Skrtel Evans Martin (McAuley Senderos)
    Young Bale Adam Surman (Siggy)
    RVP Rooney (C) Suarez

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  21. imanaussie
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    hey guys

    is it worth going Kompany to Enrique for an 8 point hit (already done 3 transfers) or should i use my WC and get Suarez in for Ba aswell?

    thanks in advance

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    1. imanaussie
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      srry, fergot to add,

      already have Skrtl as LVP defense, if i dont transfer Kompany it would mean playing Shawcross

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      1. imanaussie
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        forgot*

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  22. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I was debating whether to buy Suarez or Rooney. In the end I went for Rooney, not because i'm confident he'll outscore him this week but because I stuck with Suarez and his crap returns until gameweek FIFTEEN. That little boll*cks will probably rub my nose in it again come next week. Hopefully this rumour of him missing tomorrow is true.

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  23. Pinoche
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is Suarez reall missing the Sunderland game ?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      it's just part of matchday squawking

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Hey don't kill the messenger 🙁 I'm no squawker.

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          😯 I did not mean you personally

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            Well that's ok then.

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    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I honestly think this is false. I think he tweeted that he was going there AFTER the rumor came out. None of the big sources say anything about this, either.

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  24. Rwilliams90
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Can't believe how gullible some people are!!

    Suarez clearly has not flown home, a quick internet check will confirm this; nothing whatsoever on twitter, searching on Google or even the RTP website. If there was any truth in the claim, or if any news station reported it there would at least be some talk about it on the internet but there is none. Calm down!

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    1. Rwilliams90
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      P.S please ban whoever started/continued these rumours as it is not on really.

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        That would be Natas BUT if it is true then?

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        1. Natas
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          That is hilarious, you want to ban me for passing on news that I saw with my own eyes on a reliable television station, and that was confirmed by other members that have witnessed the same? So much for an open community. If it is true, do I get a prize?

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          1. Rwilliams90
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            If it is true, then I'll blame you anyway 😉

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    2. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      What, Suarez has flown home? how come?

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      1. Rwilliams90
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        His mum's cat is stuck up a tree I think.

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        1. Scratch
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          He shouldn't have to fly home for that

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    3. Natas
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Its not gullible if you saw it on your news station. I dont understand why nothing has come of it online, but I cant say that it would be the first time that the Portuguese news has reported on something that wasnt reported anywhere else. Anyway, I hope it is false as I wasted money bringing him in. I surely wont be giving him the armband anymore though.

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      1. jjesus
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        the difference between saurez playing or not playing is around 4pts... so i dont care... rvp or rooney for cap.

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  25. inaam123
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    BOYZ what do you guys reckon ??? check out my team
    def: mcauley shotton j evans kelly (fulham) santon
    mid: mata bale silva mcclean ferguson
    fwd: AGUERO RVP ROONEY

    i was thinking of swapping ferguson (dead wood) out for drenthe and then whipping in suarez for aguero?? no points lost. and also making suarez captain??? GOOD MOVE?!?!?!?!?
    Either that or i whip adam in for mata and then drenthe in for ferguson
    or i just keep my team as it is and MAKE

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  26. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    TW: hits? you must be joking

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    1. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      what about hits? sorry not sure what I said that you are referring to...

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      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        "who here at this moment has not taken a hit for this gw?"

        reply fail

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          ohh gotcha. i for one have not 😀 and it looks like theres a couple others too...

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          1. Gaz Downright
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            if it wasnt for the Kompany injury i would have saved the FT i think

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  27. keotes
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Should I take a 4 pt hit and ship Kompany out for Skrtel?

    I’ve got the following back 4 at the moment:

    Kompany, Enrique, Evans, Simpson, Kelly.

    I’ve also got Valencia injured on the bench (keeping him for the run in).

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    1. Blonde Faith
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      You might get lucky, he might play his socks off. Realistically, he'll return between 4 and 8 points for the DGW and leave you a net maximum of 2 points better off, had you played one of your benchers instead. Kelly won't play, so you'll be forced to play the other three.

      So the question is: will you regret playing Enrique, Evans & Simpson? I don't think so, personally. You already have def cover for pool: leave it at that.

      ^ the above represents an orderly account of the chaotic reasoning that led me *not* to take a hit for him myself...

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  28. UnderstandablyDistraught
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney or RVP capt. this week?

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    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I think you wanna decide on that on yourself.

      I know who Im taking! 😉

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        good for you.

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  29. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Hey Jafa, while I have you, why is it that I have to play some teams twice in the L5? I thought it was arranged so everyone plays everyone else once?

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    1. udit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      You are referring to me of course 😀 Quaking in fear already? ;lol:

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        *:lol:

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Sigh.

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          1. Gaz Downright
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            _(;_;)7

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          2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            Honestly, there are easier players I could have had to play twice.

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            1. udit
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Think about me, I have to play the leader TWICE 🙄

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              1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                Yeah, sorry about that....did he ever give you a reason why?

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                1. udit
                  • 15 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  Nope.

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                2. Fitzy.
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  Hi guys, haven't been on for a while. I'm pretty sure Jafa just stuffed up his maths and started the L5 Club a week early so there was a one game discrepancy between the number of players and the number of weeks left in the season. I think we all play a previous opponent only once, in GW38.

                  Whoever doubles up against me has got lucky... 😉

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  30. Buck The Trent
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    What's up with the Suarez rumour on this site?

    The official LFC website has these training photos dated 9 March, titled Melwood today.
    Suarez in in the 1st photo, and also in the 7th photo (behind Enrique)

    http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/melwood-today-10-great-pics-2

    Why people are making up stories?

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