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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=1736075

    just like to folks to take a look at his bench....only good thing about this stupid week

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    1. TommyK
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      why bench berbatov!?!?!?!??!

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        haha who knows

        saved me from depression i think

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          He'll be praying for snow in the north-east tonight

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    2. Seanigula
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      if you own him you play him at home to a poor side (bench Nolan)...and G Johnson a better shout then a Stoke defender vs Man City

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    3. sniborp
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      He'll be hoping the newcastle game is called off 🙂

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  2. Gregor
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Elmander man of the match today no?

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    1. Manilaman
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Nobody stood out, Blackpool probably the better team.

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  3. Feanor
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    Everton are a defensive joke.

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    1. LasCebollitas
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      They are poor going forward too.

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  4. alsybach
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    I captained Berba!!

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    1. TommyK
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      shame the rest of your team is shit.... 😉

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    2. Manilaman
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Haha, first post this season?

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      1. alsybach
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        hello manila........watching the rugby!!???

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Really? Why didn't you mention it before?

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    4. $hahriyar
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      Well done man!!!

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    5. Dimitar
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Even if you didn't have Berbatov you'd have an average score, but with Berbatov it's awesome.

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  5. Pat Mustard
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    What time bp's out today?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      No evening game, so soon

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    2. Farva
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      They're throwing darts atm. Here's my prediction for the 3 bps': Rooney, Clark, Arteta, Elmander, Milner, Ferguson, Boselli, Cattermole.

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  6. Irish Madridista ⭐
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    wow... i dont think this year could get any more unpredictable...

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  7. nevertrustbony
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    rooney or berbatov?

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    1. shivamutd
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      rooney for me

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        +1

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    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      not rooney anyway

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    3. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Certainly Rooney. Another 2-3 month dry spell for Berbie now.

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  8. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    hmm i really think i shud bring berbatov back in...

    rooney plays well but doesnt seem to want to shoot nemore.....berbatov is just poaching goals

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  9. tazri
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    DAAAAMMMMIIIITTTTT. the only week i decide to sell berbatov is the week he gets 5. that transfer has cost me 26 points. i am fuuuuuummmiiiinnngggg.

    http://bkmacdaddy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/angry.jpg

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    1. The Bandit
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      We're laaaaaauuuuuuuuuuphiiinnngggg! 😉

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      1. Boom!!!
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        😉

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        1. SuperDorrans
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          Stupid thing to do though before they play Blackburn at home, and he plays more advanced when Rooney is in the team.

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    2. themec
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Lots of others in the same boat, including me, but I know that's scant consolation. Continue fuming.

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    3. alsybach
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      why would you get rid when they are at home to Blackburn.......I watched the midweek chemistry between Rooney and Berba and decided to captain him!!

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    4. Dimitar
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Had a similar problem when I brought in bale when vdv was injured, and I took out bale the week he got 18pts.
      Also with Vidic, took him out when he got 14pts the 2nd week after.

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  10. shivamutd
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    BPs should be out already?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      no

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  11. The Rock
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    My 2 transfers(Baines and Elmander) didn't work out too well, i knew it was wrong to get rid of Piquionne against West brom, cost me 10 points so far that wrong decision.

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  12. JC
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Insomnia assist given yet?

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    1. Will
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      People have mentioned that a defender got a touch before it got to Cleverly, so I'm not sure it will be forthcoming.

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  13. Eddy
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Just logged on to see Vidic come off after 63 minutes, was that due to injury or just a rest?

    Also is there anymore news on VDV?

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    1. ImTheDude
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      rest

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Looked like a rest for Vidic, no obvious injury.

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    3. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      vidic was given rest after 63 min!!!

      vdv having affair with one of the tiger wood's mistresses...

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  14. Drakey
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    ill be happy as long as the newcastle/chelsea game goes ahead. rival has cole and bale to play and has berba on the bench
    ooooooooh

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  15. Syd.
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Beware of the Knee Jerk Guys..

    Elmander v Blackpool = Massive Fail..

    Didnt say i told you so.. Well Almost 🙂 🙂

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2010/11/27/paddy-says-gameweek-fifteen/comment-page-2/#comments

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      You also said Citeh will be top by xmas. *chuckles*

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      1. Locarno
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        Did he specify which year?

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          may be in 2100...

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        2. Syd.
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          Exactly... Derailed a bit today by a constant aerial bombardment...

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    2. andy85wsm
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Well done you made a prediction and it came true.

      I'm sure plenty haven't. like that Vidic red card.

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        That was more in hope than expectation...

        The Big Serb Bollox is fast becoming essential

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        1. Will
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          Essential? Nowhere near.

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    3. Dimitar
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Well predicted!

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      1. Dimitar
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        BTW, I think you meant Arteta will get a red card and not vidic
        😉

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  16. Back to Back Ballacks
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    One of the Cup semis about to be decided by BONUS POINTS!,,,they both have same players tomorrow,and Gooner Dave is leading by 2 points before BP's ,,,,Tight as a MoFO!

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  17. The Bandit
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    No sympathy for peeps who got rid of Berbatov this week. Why they still had him is beyond me anyway, but to get rid when Utd have Blackburn at home (probably to chase Elmander/Davies) points was asking for trouble.

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  18. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    If you transferred Berbatov out. Unlucky.

    If you kept him or transferred him in. You got lucky.

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  19. Alonso14
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    BPSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    1. Funkyav
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Alonso - you got tomorrows lineups??? (other than the chelsea one we know)

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      1. Boom!!!
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        Funkyav ask him about spurs line up he like spurs;-)

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        1. Alonso14
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          all i know is boswinga is sub and VDV not even in squad, if that helps

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          1. Funkyav
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            15 years, 20 days ago

            perfect I will transfer out VDV & Bosingwa now

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  20. Snooze ya lose
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Bonus points out about 6?

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  21. Voronin
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Where's this apparent Nzog assist?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      he didn't assist it was of the defender last n fall into the path of cleverly...

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    2. The Bandit
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Coming later, after costing him baps!

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      1. Zod
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        It was an assist.

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        1. Will
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          Are you sure Zod? I didn't see it, but people have said the defender got a touch.

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          1. Zod
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 20 days ago

            I'm not just saying it because I'm desperate for points, but it looked like he laid it off to Cleverley. The defender got a touch beforehand.

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            1. Voronin
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              15 years, 20 days ago

              Go Team Zod!

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        2. Boom!!!
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          zod because u captained n'zog...it was not a assist...

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    3. Voronin
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Clear as mud then! I won't get my hopes up. Damn Cleverly on the bench, in fact I don't think I have played him, just cannon fodder waiting to leave my squad....

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  22. nevertrustbony
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    The premier league is so open this year.
    Fulham 4th bottom and lost 4
    Chelsea and arsenal 2nd and 3rd and they've lost 4
    What is going on?

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      3 points for a win, 1 for a draw,,think its been like that for a few years now.

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    2. Snooze ya lose
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      United for the title!

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      1. Boom!!!
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        +10000000000000000

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Got a decent amount on em at 7-2, pleased with that

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          1. Back to Back Ballacks
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            15 years, 20 days ago

            nice

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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              15 years, 20 days ago

              Did it as soon as I heard Alex was out for 8 weeks, on top of Terry's long standing nerve problem. It was back to 3-1 by the end of the day.

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  23. Pat Mustard
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Any chance Jarvis 3bp's?

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    1. JC
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Fukin hope so!

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    2. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      slim chances!!!

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      1. Alonso14
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        foley

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  24. Zep
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    It just shows you how much of a shock that is... Berbatov wasn't even an option on the Captains poll...

    So then... cue 250,000 knee-jerking point chasers jumping on that bandwagon.... which will inevitably be derailed as soon as it takes off... leaving these hapless fools ruing his 'return to form' as he duly obliges with a couple of 2pt weeks...

    Any of this look familiar?

    Rant over...

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    1. alsybach
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I captained him!!!!

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      1. jam
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        Awesome move!!!

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      2. The Bandit
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        For the last time, well done, now SHUT THE FCUK UP!!!!!

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      3. Manilaman
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        Who?

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  25. teddy.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Berbatov wasn't even an option on the captain poll.

    I told you Blackpool play well against the top teams!

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  26. JC
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Why was Salcido takin off at 24 mins.. injured or just shite??

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    1. Alonso14
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      just shite

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    2. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      injury

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      1. JC
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        so a bit of both then 🙂

        Looks like Il have to get rid of him too, along with Williamson, Coleman, probably Cahill... so basically my whole defence 🙂 Not least forgetton my super transfer in of Hanehaman this week!! Epic fail of team atm

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        1. Funkyav
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          not sure, but it wouldnt be tactical (unless Jose is in charge) at 24mins so it has to be an injury

          Alonso hasnt got a clue and loves making rash predictions with absulotely nothing to back them up.

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          1. Alonso14
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            15 years, 20 days ago

            shut up u bell end

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    3. applebonkers
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      must be an injury. you don't bring on pantsil at lb unless salcido is injured

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  27. Alonso14
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    UTD BPS?!!!

    Berba, 3, rooney 2, park 1?????

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    1. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      What?!?!?!??!

      Oh, it's you...

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    2. For Fuchs Sake
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Nani got to be in there surely

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    3. comeondieyoung
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      nani 2, rooney 1 surely?

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    4. Boom!!!
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      f*** off man!!!

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Nani and Rooney for the 2 and 1, prob in that order

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      1. Lew
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        agreed. rooney/anderson for the 1, but as it's rooney...

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Yeah, Anderson played really well. If only he could shoot...

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  28. alsybach
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    where can you find the bonus points?

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    1. harmonica
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      in the future

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    2. JC
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      http://www.premierleague.com

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    3. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      at the end of the fpl rainbow.

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      1. DodgerB
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        some say they exist - i think they're a myth like unicorns and eskimoes

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        1. Will
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          Nah, you can build a unicorn. You just need a docile horse, some superglue and a dildo.

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    4. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

      just click on the scoreline below but bonus points is not out yet...

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    5. Farva
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      sweet, you captained Berbatov. how'd you know to do that?

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    6. For Fuchs Sake
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Click on the game link and look through each game, it's long!! May as well wait until they get announced here 🙂

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    7. Dimitar
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Direct link, but I think they'll post the values sometime it's 0 now for every one.
      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/fixture.mc?event=15

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  29. Back to Back Ballacks
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    That own goals column in between the bonus column and total column is a shithead

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      It's a crap rule - not quite as bad as the 2nd assist rule of a few years ago, which was an absolute joke and dropped after 1 season.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
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        really!!,,i never heard about that!!,,imagine the hassle!!

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        1. Back to Back Ballacks
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          15 years, 20 days ago

          its the actual column that pisses me off not the rule!!!!
          its just lingering in between the 2 important ones,annoying,a bit like France

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            lol, I see what you mean, you expect it to be the bonus column

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  30. Boom!!!
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    who need kolarov when u have boateng not playing n brunt as first sub.....

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