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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Sky Sports gave Foster man of the match. He should have atleast recieved a bp or two atleast.

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  2. Nikos1978
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Was Arteta's red a second yellow or a direct red? Are we looking at a 1 or 3 game ban?

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Straight. 3 cos it was violent conduct, he stamped on Jara.

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      1. Nikos1978
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        Nice one... 🙠I guess the time has come to transfer him out... Maybe Bale and use the extra money I have to spend on Coleman's replacement... I am glad I have 2 free transfers this week...

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  3. Scratch
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    32 points - 24 of which belong to Nani.
    Kinda scary that im relying on VDV, Bosingwa, Ivanovich, Drogba and Carrol to save my gw when none might play..

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      I'm on 34, and I only have Drogba & VDV to play!

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  4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Berbatov 160% to fall on TotalFPL - lol, can see that changing tonight...

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  5. Declan
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Why dont I listen to my own advise...I brought in and Captained Artea, but read the below:

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2010/11/26/spot-the-differentials-gameweek-15/comment-page-3/#comments

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    1. Declan
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      6.21pm

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  6. Farva
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Brunt scores and assists, Mulumbu assists, gets a red and 3 bps. Mind you, I didn't watch the game, but something is off with that.

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      i think the red card is irrelevant. it was in the 89th minute with wba 4-1 up at the time. brunt's goal and assist were set-pieces. we don't know how he did for the rest of teh game

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      1. DeathAngel
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        What about M Davies = 0, C Adam = 3

        What's going on there Apple?

        And what has happened to your avatars? Can we see a return of the smiley green apple please, at least for a week or so. 🙂

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          it does seem odd but until you see 90 mins of both games you can't confidently argue either way.

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    2. SuperDorrans
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Mulumbu has been our best player this season by far and has deserved them on numerous occasions. Probably other players should of got them today but it's about time he's got some. Should of been Brunt 3, Tamas 2, Carson 1 for me.

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  7. alsybach
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    I might JUST reach 100 points this week..........

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    1. DeathAngel
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      You're not ranked that high though, and still have Berbatov!

      Whoops!

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Great ranking.

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      i'll give you a well done. people are being exceedingly bitter today.

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      1. alsybach
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        thanks apple!!!!

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      2. AP
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        True, but he posted that he captained Berbatov about 4 trillion times. He's a nob, sorry.

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          +1000000000000

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        2. Will
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          It makes him a bit of a silly player-'a nob' is a bit harsh imo

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 21 days ago

            Mmmm, nope, relentless boasting is definitely nobber territory.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 21 days ago

              If I'd captained Berbatov, the site would go down with my boasting - cut him some slack ... 🙂

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              1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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                15 years, 21 days ago

                haha

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          2. Will
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 21 days ago

            sorry, misread that, thought it said he's captained him 4 trillion times, not that he'd told everyone he'd done it over and over.

            In that case I agree-once or twice is fine-more and you're just gloating.

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            1. alsybach
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 21 days ago

              how can you captain someone 4 trillion times?

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        3. DeathAngel
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          15 years, 21 days ago

          Hey Eric, sorry Alan, where are you ranked?

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        4. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          alan catona I have mentioned it 7 times.....4 trillion is somewhat over stated......you innumerate git!!!! Although I do appreciate your frustration!

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      3. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        I was happy for him the first time he told us he captained Berbatov. After the 14th time, I came to the sudden conclusion that he is, in fact, a gold-plated n*b-end.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          Well, he's a knob-end who captained Berbatov. I say WELL DONE!!! 🙂

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          if my captain scored 5 i would tattoo it on my chest and run around town naked for the next week

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 21 days ago

            Quite, well said, ab!!! 😀

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            1. AP
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 21 days ago

              Each to their own.

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        3. Manilaman
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          15 years, 21 days ago

          Even before he came on here today after a few month's absence to gloat, I always knew he was a prize knobber.

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          1. alsybach
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 21 days ago

            Manil you are the biggest Welsh prize nob end I have ever had the mispleasure not to meet......and I have met some PRIZE nob end Welsh men!!! (come on Wales in the rugby!!)

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            1. Manilaman
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 21 days ago

              🙂

              Welcome back you penis.

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  8. DeathAngel
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    So Holden gets a goal and an assist in the Wolves away game a couple of weeks ago, Mark Davies does the same today, and both played their asses off.

    However, FPL doesn’t like giving BP’s to players that have incredibly low ownership, almost like they feel that these would be ‘wasted’ bonus points, so they just give it to the regulars like Charlie Adam who did nothing but pick up a yellow.

    What a load of tosh.

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  9. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    great day for me although i captained k.davies...
    berba -25 points,cahill n nasri 7 each n nani 12 points...n i also have brunt coming on as first sub for boateng....just cashley to play for me now...

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Really?! You have Brunt coming on as first sub instead of Boateng?!

      Would never have known if this wasn't the 100th time I'd read you saying it.

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  10. Psychos got ya number
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Dammit each time I change my captain, the player I've just changed it from gets a good score. Changed from VDV to Nani last week, and Nani to Elmander this week.

    44 with Drogba, Carroll, Cashley and VDV to play. Need Drogba to run riot on Newcastle tomorrow as most of my rivals have taken him out. Gutted neither of my wolves players got bps

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  11. malcolmpeebles
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Grim gameweek. Chamakh out - Tevez in. Malouda out Fabregas in and Nasri out, Arteta in. Oh and Williamson suspended. Can anyone better that?

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  12. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    HaHa up to 27. Love the fact that all the people with Berbs were in the 100,000 and beyond.

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      There is a certain amount of anxiety though that now I've said that I'm going to lose alot of places in tomorrows games...

      Pray for the best I shall.

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  13. @ImpressiveTackl
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    I'm quite pleased. 62 points with A. Cole and VDV still to play.

    Defence was pathetic but barring Arteta and his red card the other 5 of my front 6 were:
    Nani (c) = 24 points
    Piquionne = 11 points
    Chamakh = 9 points
    Dempsey = 8 points
    Cahill = 7 ponts

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  14. Soul Glo - Just let your so…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Why oh why ARTETA!! You anger me deeply.

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  15. Alex Hunter
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    anyone know the deal w/pantsil? is he out of favor or just coming back from injury or what?

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  16. AP
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Message to Mr Moyes, play Coleman and you might not be so awful next game.

    Cheers,

    AC.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      +42

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    2. Soul Glo - Just let your so…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      I heard he might be getting the one and only Mr BECKHAM in soon.

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        Beckham has said he'll never play for another premier league team.

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          he's going to join sven

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 21 days ago

            He's going to rejoin Tractor Roy at Portman road. *wishes*

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    3. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      ya, i would have been happy w/one min. of action. now i have jones coming on for a -1 instead of a 0 i'd actually be happy with. dropped from 21 to 48k, talk about a bomb indeed.

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  17. mrmojorisin
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Can anyone help? Is there a quick way to finding your posts and replies on here, because im scrolling up and down the screen and pages looking for them!

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    1. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Ctrl+f

      Then search for mrmojorisin

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      1. mrmojorisin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        cheers will

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  18. Nikos1978
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Why couldn't I leave my captain choice alone from last week (Nani)?

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      After constantly missing out on points due to Captain changes I've decided to leave my captain for atleast three weeks.
      Another week for Nani then onto another for a few weeks.

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  19. DeathAngel
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Ooohh, my ranking was 25,572 and now it's 25,637.

    Are things starting to settle down now and gaps opening up amoungst the leaders?

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      dont think just yet for a lot of cases, dont know really

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  20. mufc802
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Fabregas > Nasri & Arteta > Brunt? 4 point hit..

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  21. DeathAngel
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    106k isn't that great. Ask Torres Magic later what he thinks of someone that is ranked that 'high'.

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  22. Alex Hunter
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    debating wildcard now, or should i just take it on the chin and make the transfers patiently and count this as a fluke week with all the madness?

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  23. Alex Hunter
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    anyone know the deal w/nzog assist, i could really use those precious 3 pts. right about now.

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    1. Will
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Apparently a defender got a touch before it got to Cleverly

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  24. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    This could be huge in Cardiff. 13-12 with the All Blacks down to 14 men...

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      haha wondering what rbj was talking about- thought he was getting racial on us lol.

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  25. Dimitar
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Good goal by Brunt to mention, Howard tried but it was that good.

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  26. Voronin
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    What's the scores on the doors on here? I thought I would be a little better in the rankings today.

    37 with Drogba, Torres, VDV, Konch to play. Although potentially not all these will kick a ball!

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    1. Alex Hunter
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      19, will be 18 after auto-sub w/drogs capt., vdv, carroll, cole still to play. ya pure shiite.

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    2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      48 with Carroll and VdV to play. I hope the weather Gods treat me kindly and create mucho snow over Newcastle.

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    3. Will
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      36 with Torres, Bale, Bosingwa, Konch (gulp) and VDV-or Carroll if VDV is out.

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    4. Eddy
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      55 with Drog, Carroll, Konchesky & VDV. But if VDV doesn't play then Etherington will come in.

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    5. Voronin
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      So it's you lot keeping that average up! Nice work. Crap defence letting me down.

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  27. Nikos1978
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Two choices for now (have 2 free transfers):

    A)Coleman => Simpson
    Arteta => Cahill

    B) Arteta => Bale -- I do have VDV though.
    Coleman => 5.8 Defender and WHOM?

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    1. percussion
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      B and Kolarov?

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  28. Eddy
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Damn left Etherington as 1st sub, but if VDV doesn't play then in he comes.

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  29. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    lads whats happening with nzogs assist, did anyone actually SEE it?

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    1. DeathAngel
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      He dribbled into the area so quickly and laid the ball off at the speed of light. No one but Cleverley was able to see the pass, but I'm sure once FPL get around to intervied Tom C, then it will all be cleared up and you'll get your 3 points. 😉

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      1. DeathAngel
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        intervied = interviewing

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    2. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      http://footyroom.com/west-ham-united-3-1-wigan-athletic-2010-11/

      I think it's an assist, but here the commentator says Moses?

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  30. DeathAngel
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Anyone else still finding this season 'annoying' and that you are finding it difficult to pull away from mini-league rivals that you're better than?

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    1. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Bloke lading my mini leagu had lampard for thre weeks after he was injurd .
      Needlss to say he had lamander and berbatov for whole time too , but vry annoying that he play so bad and b in top 20,000

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