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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. FPL Daniel
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    What, no bonus for Jara.....??? Shocking!!!

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  2. I'm looking for Ray Fi…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Any further news on VDV since Harry said 50/50?
    I'd prefer him NOT to be in squad as Brunt would come off bench and get me 9pts

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    1. theycallmeTevez
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      apparently vdv went on tv and said hes playing

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      1. Bazman returns
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Cool as somebody in my league is like peterinver with Brunt on the bench no offence peterinver.

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      2. I'm looking for Ray Fi…
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        Bawz 🙁
        Hat trick then please!! Ha!

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  3. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Anyone else think that Man City HAVE TO stop playing Milner?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      he always has been over rated really...worth 20mil+...dont think so

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      1. Bazman returns
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Yes because I am struggling to justify tevez in my team. There are much cheaper options out there.

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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          there are...not many with better fixtures tho

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          1. JoeWasEre
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            I concur with this.

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    2. Back to Back Ballacks
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Ya,He's a jerkaholic, a Dorkus Malorkus,a fantasy nightmare,his fatness disease disorder impediment better not spread through to the better half of Manchester!

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    3. jamsiep
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Milner is cack.

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  4. Syd.
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Think there might be a few nervous moments over the next few weeks..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11854888

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  5. Bazman returns
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Glad I captained Nani after all. Although I have to say when Man u were 3 up thought they were going to shut up shop and Nani was going to get nothing.

    NZog what is this I hear that you have been robbed of an assist now I have had assists taken away from me before after having them is this one where I might be getting one later?

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      no, sir alex wants them to gain the killer instinct and think about goal differential, every goal is precious.

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  6. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Lots of lucky Vidic owners out there.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Not really. Samba wouldn't have scored had Vidic been on the pitch.

      Not a chance.

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    2. Abstruse
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      And a few Captainers too 🙂

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    3. Bazman returns
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Funny thing is was considering 4pt hit for a defender looks like the only one worth doing was him and in the end glad I followed the golden rule.

      So what is it looking like in Newcastle am I and many others going to be gutted if that game is in jeopardy or is things looking good for it to still be on?

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  7. nevertrustbony
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    My team is in bad shape and I really need to prioritise. Which of these is the most important for next week(in order would be nice).
    1.Get haneman out
    2.Get boateng out
    3.Upgrade ferguson
    4.Get rooney.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      4,3,1,2

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  8. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Does anyone like Harry Hill's TV Burp?

    I used to hate the guy but it does crack me up these days.

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    1. nevertrustbony
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      I'm watching it now it's awsome
      BURSMIDGE!

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      1. Syd.
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        +99 🙂

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    2. Abstruse
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Brilliant Show, FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! 😀

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  9. Abstruse
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Milijas 3 BP's, that was TOTALLY unexpected 😀

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      so were berba's.

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      proving once and for all that the bonus judges know who the best player on the pitch really is!!

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      1. Abstruse
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        He wasn't involved in any of the 5 goals and somehow he got BP's. Classic. 🙂

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        1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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          his presence alone caused those goals, and it was him who gave wolves the courage and skill to snatch victory from the jaws of...a draw

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  10. Lanley Staurel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    SO Ive forgotten how I set my emergency captain thingmagig. How do I find out? Ive already messed with it on next weeks set up so that wont help.

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    1. The Bandit
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      I don't think you can after you've changed it on 'my team'. It doesn't show on history or latest points.

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  11. Bojaninho
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    ud think 7 goals and rooney would have scored 1 lol fatso...cple asissts not bad for a punt

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Thought he deserved a bp too.

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  12. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    So far this gameweek has to go down as the one that has changed the rankings the most with all the differentials & the chance of a postponement. If no NEW-CHEL game then it has it's similiarity to the big snow week of last season.

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    1. Bazman returns
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Yep last season there was a couple of defining moments but they were true class players ie when Fabs got 20 odd points for one goal and loads of assists. This one certainly is up there.

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    2. MAD
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      27pts TM... ouch!

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        Make that 23. Need a Spurs masterclass & the other game to go ahead.

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  13. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    still taking the softly softly approach. 🙂

    If you have Nzogbia, you need to email them and ask for the clear assist, i just seen it there, NO doubt about it.

    support@mail.fantasy.premierleague.com

    Hi there,

    just noticed the game has updated but you haven't included the charles N'zogbia assist. I was at the game, Smile it was a clear assist, and the bbc agrees.

    Can you let me know will it be awarded?

    thank you so much for a great game.

    Cheers

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      haha, love it "i was at the game."

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    2. Waldaz
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Hehe, and if they don't agree, back to the old style! 🙂

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      1. Admiral Stark
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Old... style?

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    3. Bazman returns
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Just emailed have Nzog so could do with the extra points.

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    4. arfa
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      lol

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    5. Back to Back Ballacks
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      lol.done and done!

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    6. Kenncam
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      The rules say it won't be an assist if, during the pass, an opposing player significantly alters the speed or direction of the ball. Will be interesting to see it on MoTD.

      Really irritating when they award them some weeks and not others, and give them for someone (eg Torres last week) for kicking the ball against someone's hand for a penalty.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        i know exactly what the fcuking rules say you muppet.

        Dont piss in my pocket and tell me its raining.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          15 years, 21 days ago

          hah, gotcha - youre right. only thing to do is email 🙂

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          1. Kenncam
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            15 years, 21 days ago

            apology accepted

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              15 years, 21 days ago

              i was only joking, got ye goin didnt i though 🙂

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    7. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Gave them a small email too.

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  14. Kings of Lyon ★
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    after being slated for my gash username, iv changed it..... i think....

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  15. Bazman returns
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    On a different note looks like Wednesday have been saved barring shareholders EGM but I think that will be a formality (famous last words).

    Mandaric your the man.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sheff_wed/9226161.stm

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  16. MAD
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Any info on why Salcido was taken off? Or did he come on late?

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  17. Alex Hunter
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    why oh why is el clasico on a monday?!

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    1. arfa
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Spanish elections i think.

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    2. The Bandit
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      To make you miss Leicester v Forest! 😉

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    3. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      So the eyes of the world are on that game just a couple of days before the 2018 hosts voting process. Sneaky ploy from Spain...

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  18. Alex Hunter
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    you guys all need to watch the most recent episode of special 1 tv, it's top 10 material- hilarious stuff w/wenger.

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      link it up

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      1. Alex Hunter
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        i can't get the direct link because i'm at work, but this is the link via epltalk...

        http://www.epltalk.com/special-1-tv-wenger-goes-hollywood-video-26950

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  19. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    tevez going up tonight, should i just bring him in? can anything go wrong over the week?

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Seriously consider it man - depends who you have. City just are not racking up the goals like they should.

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      no, u sap. hes playing midweek, hes training midweek, his mistress could stab him midweek, he could be food poisoned midweek.

      .1 is less that one THOUSANDTH of your budget, if you have money then fcuking wait.

      i dont know why im telling you this, youre obviously semi- witted, and dangerous behind the wheel, but im feeling strangely philanthropic right now.

      Sick of reading fcuking questions like this.

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  20. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Brunt on the bench as first sub, and Coleman on the field...yipee! (Had to get that off my chest as usually the coin seems to land on the other side...)

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      hopefully you're not playing 3 defenders then.

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      1. Anorak
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        ...like me. 🙁

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 21 days ago

          Looks like an easy win as expected Anorak.

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      You play 4 in defence?

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      1. Champ
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        yes - today i did; bardsley, vidic (phew) and ivanovic to come...

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        1. Bazman returns
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          15 years, 21 days ago

          So you will be hoping for the New vs Chels game to be playing then!!

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  21. Bojaninho
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    soooo....
    who captianed berbatov?

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    1. Waldaz
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      That guy who mentioned it 358 times so far.

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      1. Bazman returns
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Whoever he is he should be banned like Alonso! No-one likes a smart alec.

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    2. The Bandit
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Don't encourage him!

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  22. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    best, national anthem, ever.

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    1. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      which?

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        french, playing aussies now, hope they demolish them, as much as the french annoy me, the aussies win that battle hands down.

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  23. Jonah Takalua
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    THREE OF THE TOP 4 OVERALL HAVE BERBATOV AS CAPTAIN

    how is it even possible they could be that near and still have him in their team!?!?!

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      that IS bizarre i agree

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      1. Mortal.Swinbat
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Is this true? I've got no idea how they make these choices, is all based on stats?

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      2. JoeWasEre
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        Are they're in the top three BECAUSE they have Berbatov as captain tho'? He had 6 goals already, and now Rooney's back so... it's not so crazy, I don't think.

        My closest rival subbed him out this morning. Worst. Transfer. EVER! Hahaha

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      No point trying to figure this season out.

      I have jumped on eery bandwagon just as the wheels have come off. Every captain I choose is a disaster too.

      Fast reaching the point where the leader of my mini league is virtually out of reach so just playing for 2nd place and world ranking now.

      May as well take an 8 point hit every week and just have a team I like the look of every week. At least my boys should be back in the prem next season.

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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        15 years, 21 days ago

        Agreed nomar, this season has been madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition.

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  24. the lord
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    Hutted about the Di Mateo press confirm saying Brunt was a major doubt. Pushed me into a hit for NZog! :(.

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Managers lie. Don't trust them.

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      that was stupid, sorry- look at brunts fixture next week (stupid that is, if you got brunt out for him)

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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        I did it for Jarvis. It was the correct discision given that he was a doubt and I was already down on players.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          i disagree mon frere, you dont have him now for next week.

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 16 Years
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            Absolutely true, but Jarvis's fixtures are better medium term.

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  25. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Having a girlfriend who hates X Factor is soooooooo sweet!

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Go on Wagner ya hairy tranny!

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Can I borrow her? My missus wanted to stop watching the rugby to turn over to Strictly Dancing...

      She's now buried in the garden.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        It's for the best...

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  26. Locarno
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Bloody hell. Was raging that I didn't put my £5 bet on every Premier League team scoring at 52-1.

    Just logged on to Paddy Power and found that I did it last night (after a few pints). I love football. 🙂

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    1. jamsiep
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      Nice one.

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  27. nevertrustbony
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    kevin davies to rooney sound good?

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    1. Admiral Stark
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      no

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  28. Bigo1
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 21 days ago

    I am probably the only one who wants the Chelsea game to be cancelled. So many points on my bench, this is killing me

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    1. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      I want the game to be cancelled as well

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      1. Bigo1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 21 days ago

        Etherington and konchesky comes on for Drog/Cole. No brainer...

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 21 days ago

      Don't think you are the only one. I was the same until todays results. Need Drogba to fire now as my subs are useless.

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  29. ArcticJunkie
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Mannnn did Berba damage my H2H chances with my rival to push even more in front, he just got lucky. I need a really good points haul from Drogs, Bale and Carroll. IS THERE A GOD?

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  30. Lew
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    15 years, 21 days ago

    Where can I watch this 'The Special One' episode of Mourinho slagging Wenger?

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      15 years, 21 days ago

      +1

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