Dugout Discussion
1 April 2012 2647 comments
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The Dugout Discussion opens today for two Premier League games involving some of it’s most enjoyable teams to watch. Third-place chasing Spurs take on the exciting Swansea City after Newcastle host Liverpool, with the former fighting for European football.

The team news from the game at The Sports Direct Arena is in, and the sides line-up as follows…

Newcastle XI: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Perch, Gutierrez, Guthrie, Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba.

Liverpool XI: Reina, Flanagan, Carragher, Skrtel, Jose Enrique, Shelvey, Spearing, Gerrard, Suarez, Carroll, Bellamy.

Alan Pardew is without the injured Fabricio Coloccini, which partners James Perch with Mike Williamson in central defence and puts Jonas Gutierrez in the left-back berth. It’s the same attacking mentality that served them so well at West Brom.

Liverpool also name an attacking side, knowing that a win here is essential if they want to overhaul the Magpies. Andy Carroll returns to his former stomping ground and starts alongside Luis Suarez.

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  1. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Well that puts a dampener on proceedings!

    cisse booked

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  2. EoinM
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Carrol said he wouldn't celebrate today if he score; hahah he thinks he;s going to score 😀

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      😛

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    2. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      But he attempts to cheat for the win? Because that makes sense...

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  3. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    lol, did Shelvey just kick Carroll?

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  4. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Cisse yellow diminishes my sorrow

    a red would alleviate it completely

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      SILENCE!

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    2. More Cowbell
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I link your thinking Sir.

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  5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    great tackle enrique

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    1. Anderson-son-son7
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      cheeky

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        oh

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  6. सनकी
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Cisse/Balotelli ?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      and Torres. Done

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  7. Manani
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    looks like i need to pay more attention on players' form when getting players, instead of fixture.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      This is one of the first tenants of Fantasy Football

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      1. Oi! Shadders!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        *tenets

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    2. little_wizard123
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Where have you been all season? 😉

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        I hardly ever watch any live games, so form is hard for me to tell. Match of the day once a week doesnt cut it

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  8. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    This look alright?

    GW32: Dempsey -> Sessegnon
    GW33: Surman & Suarez -> Bale & P Cisse
    GW34: Shotton -> a 4.8m or less GW34 playing defender (Olsson, Rangel, Turner)

    Migs, Bogdan
    Kompany, Skrtel, JEvans, Caulker, Shotton
    Dempsey, Valencia, Walcott, Siggy, Surman
    RVP, Rooney, Suarez

    Bank 1.8m, 2 free transfers

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    1. NATSTER
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'm thinking of the same move for Gw32. Get Bale on Gw33 is no brainer.

      P.Cisse... Wait & See.

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  9. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Henderson is shite but Shelvey is worse. Why doesn't Kenny ever pick his best team?

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  10. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Shelvey reminds me of those guys from the future in South Park. They took ourrrr joobs

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      dur ka duuurrr

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    2. Brookins
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      hahahah funniest comment i've ever seen on here.

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  11. Corrigan
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Lesson #70089

    Always buy Newcastle's no.9

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Indeed

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  12. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Carroll doing his best "pig on stilts" impression. Again.

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  13. Dave Bauer
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Cisse, just lose the ball, dive in... I mean you have to show your commitment to your new club...

    #advice

    #petty

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  14. HappyAnkit
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    What a Corner Kick!!! 😛

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  15. McDog
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Cisse! Yes! (Sorry just saw it now)

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    1. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      And THAT is game set and match. Congrats mate!

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      1. McDog
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers. Thank God you don't have Bale. Have a feeling he'll tear it up today.

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    2. Corrigan
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Ah Duffman, I doubted your Bendtner suggestion but he may in my team for 34.

      I went for Jelly. Annoyed.

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      1. McDog
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Ha in fairness, he'll probably do nothing now for about 10 games.

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  16. Corrigan
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    "Ben Arfa cums inside Enrique brilliantly..."

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    1. More Cowbell
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Innuendo bingo.

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    2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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  17. More Cowbell
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Corrr, B Arfa is dynamite at the moment.

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  18. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    thank god

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    1. Anderson-son-son7
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      A Skrtel headed goal would go down very nicely today.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        disagree dan

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        1. Anderson-son-son7
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          how does Cisse not score there. Liverpool are absolutely woeful.

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  19. Dave Bauer
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Serious question:

    Does that deflected Ba shot count as an attempt off target? The original shot looked to be on target, but the deflection obviously took it wide.

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Who cares? No goals = no boners

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      1. More Cowbell
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        In more ways than one!

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      2. Dave Bauer
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Just interested in general terms.

        And he got bonus last week as I recall and the useless sack of sh1t didn't score then either.

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    2. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      On target, if it was going on target. A save tipping it around the post is the same thing.

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    3. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      As far as I know it counts as a blocked shot, which is not a shot off target.

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      serious answer

      who the f*ck gives a f*cking f*ck

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      1. Dave Bauer
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Don't take it out on me because Liverpool are terrible.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          13 years, 10 months ago

          that's the same answer that question would get any day

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          1. Dave Bauer
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            That's because Liverpool are terrible every day.

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            1. Menly
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Oh shut up

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              1. Cheggers
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                You are tho. He ain't lying.

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              2. Dave Bauer
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                lol

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  20. More Cowbell
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Ba clearly has himself in his own fantasy team - should have given it to Cisse!

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  21. Chazza
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    As good as they have been, Krul, Ben Arfa AND Cisse seems too much 😕

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Looking at 17pts pre bonus as it stands

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  22. Menly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    So is Ben Arfa FINALLY nailed on?

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He should be.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      menly 🙁

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      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I know man.. I know 🙁

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    3. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Him and Tiote are running the show. Very good side they are now.

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  23. Abominable Snowy84
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Now I know why bellamy hasnt started lately

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  24. UKG
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Saving my transfer and not bringing barfa I. = fail. Looks like Pog > Cisse then....

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  25. Feanor
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Ba will never score again for Newcastle.

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'm starting to think this is probably true.

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      1. si
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Will be interesting who gets their next penalty. Possibly Cabaye after his miss v the Mackems. Hoping Benny boy gets the nod!

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  26. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Celtic 1-0 up !!

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    1. BOOM XHAKALACA
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      2 - 0

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  27. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Suarez is terrible. I know he's a great footballer, but he just doesn't seem motivated. He makes half ass attempts to get the ball and then laughs with that stupid grin.

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Your a grin-ist! 🙂

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  28. COMH
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Which 2 would you rather have?

    a) Siggy

    b) Sess

    c) HBA

    d) Moses

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Sess and HBA

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    2. little_wizard123
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      b) c) if money isn't a problem.

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      The middle two definitely.

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  29. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Shelvey....wtf..

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  30. SouthCoastSaint
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    ahhhh cisse should score!

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