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We’ve been here before. Seven days ago we were waxing lyrical about the efforts of Papiss Cisse and Hatem Ben Arfa – a week later, we’re at it again having seen both combine to unravel a hapless Liverpool.

Cisse’s brace took him to seven in as many games, while at the Lane, Emmanuel Adebayor confirmed himself as a rival for a slot in our squads, as he returned to goalscoring form.

Our members can now drown in the numbers from today’s games and read on for our guide to the key statistics on show in the Gameweek thus far, along with our take on the destination of the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) bonus points.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Woop new page

    My transfers this week

    Out: aguero, Suarez, young, Ba

    In: Adebayor, Cisse, Walcott, Rooney

    A 12 points hit that has actually worked!

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    1. Smarty Pants
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      you lucky dog

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      1. SouthCoastSaint
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Also captained Adebayor

        I have a terrible transfer history ( owned Stracqurlursi at one very early stage and captained Torres enough)

        So I have earnt this!

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        1. vwfiesta
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          +1

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  2. skully
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    once in a while....

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  3. Fratboy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    10 for me by these calculations! Love this article! The best of the week, every week 🙂

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  4. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    COYS.

    Parker was just unbelievable today. I wish he'd come to Spurs about 5 years ago.

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    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Yes, I agree, but he's bad mouthed regularly on this site. I think he's a very effective player - the best of his type in the premier league and most definitely the best of his type who's English. The right choice for captain too. Fairly usefuless for FFL though.
      Btw, I wouldn't even pick Gerrard or Lampard for the Euro squad ...... time to start rebuilding the England team, so even Parker is relatively short term. Discuss.

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      1. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        *useless ... wine typing!

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  5. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone else agree that Ade is safe for 3 Baps after the 3 Holt got last week when he scored 2 but got sent off?

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    1. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I agree.

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    2. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Adebayor has stiffer competition(VDV) than Holt did for his 3 though. Needless to say, i still think he'll get the maximum.

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  6. DVassell
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    I need Evans to keep a clean/score as I made a bet with my colleague that I wouldn't captain RVP/Rooney for a substantial wad of cash...my bench has saved me so far (sigg+simpson coming on)

    who do you guys think will win?

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/261373/event-history/31/

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/787806/event-history/31/

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    1. Kirby
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      2nd one has won it.

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    2. सनकी
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      yeah youll win.

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      1. सनकी
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        its a almost sure win for you if evans keeps a CS 😀

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    3. DVassell
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      well..I'm on 32 pre bonus, he'll be on 35 prebonus

      he's bound to get dempsey 3 point bonus

      I may get an extra bonus for captaining Bale

      So it will be very close...minimum is Evans to get a cs without card...it may be a 1 point difference

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  7. LarryMurphy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I am tired of doing pretty mediocre of the last few weeks so I've decided to take a big punt on next week... Torres in for RVP and captain him against Wigan...insanity? I'll lose .2 on RVP but I reckon it could be worth it for one big punt

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      go for it

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  8. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Any chance for Sess BP's?

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He was best player on the field IMO. Under the old team he would get 2 BP surely

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      1. NATSTER
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Larsson and Balo each scored twice. Bendtner scored with assist. Rare chance for Sess.

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      2. सनकी
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        so many candidates in that game. doubt he'll get any, 1 atmost.

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    2. takemehome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      i think he might get 1. 2 at a push. larson and Mario scored twice

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  9. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Just 4 bps for me... Hope Evans scored with CS and maximun bps again. 😀

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    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      where's bonus??

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  10. COMH
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Baines 3, Dempsey 3, Bale 1 would work a treat.

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Baines 3? Lovely

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      1. COMH
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        According to the predictions

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      2. CRAZY TRAIN
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        man would i take that

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  11. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Lennon back makes such a difference to Spurs...balanced has been restored!

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  12. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Pog to Sturridge?
    A) yes
    B) no
    C) better alternative
    2.7 in bank 🙂

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Bentdner/Cisse/Graham?

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    2. सनकी
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      i'll go for form thank you very much. Cisse 😀

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  13. Menly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Cheeky look from Dalglish there

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Eyeing up another £35 million bid for Newcastle's no.9

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    at least sess might not get any

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  15. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    On last post...

    Hi lads! Could need some help with who to transfer out for next week!

    Schwarzer*-Mignolet
    Caulker-BAE-Vermaelen-Evans-McAuley
    Dempsey-Walcott-Valencia-Siggy-Surman*
    Rooney-RVP-P Cisse

    * = Who I want to transfer out in the coming weeks.

    Vote for “transfer” please

    A:Schwarzer>Begovic/Bogdan/Howard if, so who?
    B:Demps>VDV/Bale, can still field 11 for GW 34.
    C:Surman>McClean/Miyaichi
    D:Save

    Very much appreciated guys! 🙂

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      You never stop do you. C

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      A: Krul
      B: Bale
      C: Sessegnon

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        CHeers doos.

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  16. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    is getting rid of rvp or rooney for the dgw madness? don't need to hold on to thier values with only 3 weeks remaining(when we reach the dgw).

    -gives me the money to get in more,quality dgw-ers

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    1. maglia rosa
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      thinkin the same bout bale in wk 34 tbh 😛

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  17. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    "16 crosses fired in by Aleksandar Kolarov in City’s 3-3 with Sunderland. While only two found a target, no other full-back provided a more ready supply than the Serbian, who also contributed two key passes and fired in six shots on goal"

    Those are magic stats for a fullback. Six shots! All hail Aleks!

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      if only he was guaranteed 90 mins

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        6 shots is huge!!! And he has competition with Ballo for free kicks 😀

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          😆

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        2. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Not anymore, Mancini has said Balo is off free kicks and Alex will take them 😀

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  18. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    will one of the big boys or liverpool come in for gyllfi?

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Probably. Can't believe Hoffenheim let him go!

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        he is just on loan isn't he?

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        1. Menly
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Yep. Liverpool won't get him. We only buy shit English "talent"

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            Did you read my ditty?

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            1. Menly
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Nay I missed it 🙁

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          2. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            i know i shouldn't enjoy mates' misfortunes but 🙂

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              No - you really shouldn't! 😉

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  19. kieranmac7
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    hey,

    i have RVP, Bale, cisse, siggy, mata and bale, what sort of bonus points ye think are in that lot?

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      19

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      alot

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    3. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      4, how many bales do u have btw?

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    4. DVassell
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Bale and bale

      is that like Jekyll and Hyde?

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      1. kieranmac7
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        it was wishful thinking! been a good week so far, on 55 with rooney and evans to go. think i will finally have taken top spot in the league that matters most (a family league!), have rvp as captain, is he in line for any bonus points?

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  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Hmmm ... sounds like I might garner a few bonus points ... 😀

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      U r not a member 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Nope. 😉 I will become a member in the last week.

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        1. kaz 96
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          cheeky

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          1. kaz 96
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            if ur doing something clever there

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              Not really. I am just cross that there is no longer a "Donate" button.

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              1. kaz 96
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                why not become a member now anyway?

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  It is a long story.

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  21. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    GW33 I am almost certainly bringing in Tevez. I may also get his Serbian teammate...

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  22. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Mark, I don't like to ask this but is there any chance of a block/ignore button being added to the site?Certain things around here are getting quite tiring.

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      i concur

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Sorry..

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        ?

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Was trying to make a funny. Nevermind..

          *blocks himself*

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  23. PGR
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    okay guys so ba is going out tonight! Who to bring in? He needs to have a fixture in gw 34. Suggestions please.

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    1. Kirby
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Bendy.

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      1. PGR
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Already have McClean. Was planning to bring in sess before gw 34. 3 sunderland a bit too much??

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        1. Kirby
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          3 Sunderland too much yes. Balo a possible other option, just not too nailed on.

          Just think Bendy will score though.

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  24. United once again 😀
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is Ba going to get aassist?

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    1. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      No assist. Digest it 🙂

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  25. Menly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I may have asked this before bit where did the Key Battles article go? I liked that one!

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  26. Abominable Snowy84
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anybody hate that toe-rag from Togo more than me?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I hope that you are not referring to my hero ... 😛

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I am referring to your hero!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Well, up yours, Delors!
          J'adore Adebayor! 😉

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    2. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      as an arsenla fan, what else can i do?

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  27. vwfiesta
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is HBA likely to be awarded the second assist? Didn't look like he touched it from my angle...

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    1. FPL Marc
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He definitely didn't touch it. The ball didn't change pace or direction.....they need to fix it and give it to Ba.

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      1. vwfiesta
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Thank you for confirming.

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  28. EoinM
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Want to sell Aguero..But..for who??
    1.0 in bank..
    should i go -4 for rooney
    or someone else..please help

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Get Rooney

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  29. My name is an echo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I just saw Andy carolls dive. Why would you dive in front of an open goal? Who is Liverpools sub goalie?

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Doni

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    2. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      doni and he was sure that krul was gonna tuch him that he didn't bother looking up

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    3. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Everybody reckons Doni.

      I think Brad Jones!

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      1. CABAYE4
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Kenny said Doni would come in in his interview after the game.

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    4. EoinM
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Doni
      but they had used subs

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    5. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      because andy didn't want to score against his old team so he got himself booked instead. ashley's secret agent

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  30. CRAZY TRAIN
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    46pts with 3 united to play. happy with that

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Similar. 🙂

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