634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    OMG sanchez first touch

    What a miss from tello

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    1. Jukesy
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      Great save Casillas from the first Sanchez shot, fell into the goal after!

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  2. bmb100
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    What a brilliantly scrappy goal!!

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  3. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    RvP or Rooney out for Jelavic? Me thinks it has to be Rooney.

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    1. Manani
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      me thinks rvp
      0goal(s) from open play for 7 games.

      that's shit form.

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      1. BOOM XHAKALACA
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        Main rival took RvP out this week for Aguero, but the gut still says Rooney.

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    2. 7923dos
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      neither

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  4. LaLaLand
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    brilliant from barca
    majestic from messi to start it his dribbling is unparalleled

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  5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    OMG @ Messi's pass!

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  6. bmb100
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    What a great goal. 2-1 Real

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    1. bmb100
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      That pass!!!

      Great play from Ronaldo to finish that too.

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  7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    OMG ronaldo

    Amazing

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  8. Abominable Snowy84
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    2-1 Ronaldo

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  9. COMH
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    CR7 goal!

    2-1 Madrid

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  10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Am I the only knob not watching Don Quixote ...? 😉

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    1. kaz 96
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      not the only*

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    2. COMH
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      No i'm not watching that either 🙂

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    3. Retro
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      Well, i'm off to watch Invictus with a glass of wine. Fingers crossed the kids stay asleep...

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Ye are doomed - DOOMED, I tells ya!!! 😉

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  11. Fred the Red
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    • 13 Years
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    Cristiano!!!!! What a ball by Ozil (?)

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  12. kaz 96
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    SCHWARZER

    caulker,KABOUL,SIMPSON

    PIENAAR,siggy,BALE,DEMPSEY

    CISSE,rvp,JELAVIC

    subs: vorm,valencia,sagna,evans

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    1. Fred the Red
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      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      EL CLASICO
      el clasico EL CLASICO EL CL ASICO
      EL CLASICO el clasico EL CLASICO EL CLASICO
      EL CLASICO el clasico EL CLASICO

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    2. Parm
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      NICE!

      Similar to mine.

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  13. Spike ⚽️
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    Brilliant Ronaldo !!

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    1. Le Gooner
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      Great finish.

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
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      Pro Evo finish!

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  14. Parm
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    Great ball from Ozil, linked with United aswell!

    I'd love to have him at OT!

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    1. Chazza
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      Not going to happen.

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      1. Parm
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        Modric is getting cheaper by the minute if Spurs keep on going like this!

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    2. Manani
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      he was linked with united BEFORE he went to madrid.

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      That would please me ... 🙂

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  15. Chazza
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    Both Ozil and Ronaldo were brilliant there. CR7 vanishes in big games does he, especially against Barcelona? 🙄

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    1. LaLaLand
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      he has been anonyous up till then
      he scored a goal but messi has been way better

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      1. Chazza
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        The first time he gets given the service, he scores. What more can you ask from him with extremely limited time on the ball?

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        1. Manani
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          haters gonna hate 🙂

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      2. Manani
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        well, u can be anoynomus the whole match as long as u make an impact on the result. that's what it matters

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  16. FPL Daniel
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    hahhaahhaha can't believe how weak are Barsa 😛 They don't have a clue

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Will you be saying this on Tues night?

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    2. Le Gooner
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      Hoping they will be as clueless on Tuesday, are you? 🙂

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        They will be 😉

        Without red or penalty they are clueless always against good sides. The referees has gone too far

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  17. LaLaLand
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    barcas defence is one of the worst in europe

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  18. JT's Dog
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Was out all day, what's the word on Walcott injury, out for season?

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      1. Jukesy
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        yup

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    • Mr Sarcastic
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      Tell me,

      1. walcott => bale (free and will do that)
      2. rooney => jelavic - worth a hit?
      3. kelly/kompany => terry - worth a hit?

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    • kaz 96
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      alvez could be sent off here

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      1. Le Gooner
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        Should have been, he's a nutter.

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    • Sleep Talk
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      • 14 Years
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      What a wonderful goal by Madrid! Who's this Messi-person people keep talking about?

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      1. Manani
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        a magician.

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    • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      Dani alves a disgrace

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    • Jukesy
      • 14 Years
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      Ronaldo does roll about like a worm, but how has he fouled Alves there?!

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    • Royal5
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      Who takes pens when Baines are out?

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      1. Davemc23
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        Jelavic I hope! 😉

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      2. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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        Jellyfish

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      3. Hate that rotation
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        Not sure, but I'm pretty sure jelavic will be pushing forward for them.

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        1. Royal5
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          Did he take them at Rangers?

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          1. Hate that rotation
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            Yep

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            1. Royal5
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              Aha.. Considering the Fish for the double you see 😉

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              1. Hate that rotation
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                Yep,, don't trust ade.

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    • div
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Only 4 DGW players, have 1FT and 2.4 in the bank, might take a hit too. Please HELP!!!

      Vorm
      Kompany, Enrique, Vermaelen
      Dempsey, Valencia, Bale, Siggy
      RVP, Tevez, Cisse

      Mignolet, McClean, Turner, Evans

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      1. ★FC Borecelona★
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Valencia ➡ Pienaar
        McClean ➡ HBA

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    • Davemc23
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Any thoughts on this WC team. Good to go till the end of the season or should I make changes?

      CECH (Bogdan)

      WHEATER HUTH JAGS (Verm) (Evans)

      DEMPSEY BALE VDV Moses (Ferguson)

      Rvp CISSE JELLYFISH

      Any thoughts/advice welcome 🙂

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      1. Oldman Unathletic
        • 14 Years
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        not bad at all

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      2. Parm
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        Wheater 😆

        Ferguson 😆

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        1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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          +1. Don't double on Bolton. Ferguson to make ends meet is acceptable I guess

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          1. Parm
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            GW37 + GW38 = ROTATION TIME!!

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            1. Davemc23
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              I can't see many of my players being sunject to rotation - most of them will still have something to play for

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        2. Shipstontrev
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          Wheater? Just no.

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      3. Mr Smith
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        Surely not Ferguson, on a WC?

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        1. Manani
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          but there's only 2 matches left, which u won't be using ur 8th midfield anyway

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          1. Mr Smith
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            Don't agree, with the last games you will see rotation more so than other time in the season so depth in squad will be useful.

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      4. Champ
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        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Sorry. I cant post replies to anyone who is disciplined enough to hold on to their WC thus far. Its a religious thing.

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        1. Davemc23
          • 14 Years
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          The reason for Ferguson is that he frees up cash, he obviously will be 3rd sub for the 3 weeks. I was one of those who had Wheater for his 2-goal haul. Is this blinding me? Who's a good alternative for that money? Gallas? Also, I like Wheater's game in GW37 (home to WBA)

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      5. Holy See
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        If Ferguson's there, I guess there's not much left in the kitty. I'd swap Wheater for Williamson.

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        1. Davemc23
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          Thanks for the advice but can you see any clean sheets for Newcastle in their last 4 games? I know Bolton probably won't fare any better but at least Wheater has the goal threat

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          1. Holy See
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            In 36 & 38 I can see him getting more than Wheater. & don't get me started on Huth 😉

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      6. The Glory Hunters
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        Going with that frontline as well. Not so keen on double Spurs in the middle have considered Pienaar, you can then upgrade Ferguson. Not keen on Wheater, although I have him this week - what about Cahill?

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        1. Davemc23
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          Thanks for the post - I'm definitely considering Pienaar (in which case I would prob switch Jags > Walker or BAE)and Cahill (would prob have to come in for Wheater). I kind of like having Ferguson though - it will make choosing subs that slight bit easier anyway! 🙂

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          1. The Glory Hunters
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            Wouldn't you rather have a midfielder come in as a sub if someone is rested, rather than a defender - you could go for Siggy?

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    • LaLaLand
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      valdes puyol cost barca so many goals
      similar to carragher the way hes playing alarming lack of pace

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    • MDK
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      So says the BBC score update

      "Ozil feels Ronaldo to restore lead (72 mins)"

      o_0

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    • Sarri-ball
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      As a Chelsea fan cant decised if im Happy or Worried about Barca score

      a) Chelsea will get a major Barca Backlash on Tuesday lost the league wina wana lose Champs League

      or

      b) Barca Dont look great at the back and Chelsea could get a goal or 2

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        There confidence will be down, surely its good score

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    • Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      A bruising day.

      *sigh*

      Please, United - win the title tomorrow. 😕

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