634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. SPorting
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    FIRST...

    ...post from me today.

    decided that i'm playing McClean and Siggy over any of the DGW crowd. i just can't see anyone that i'd want to bring in.

    still 1FT to use up though.....

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    1. Over Midwicket
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      Good choice. I sold Sess last week, and don't regret it (Sun are in awful attacking form), but they've got a good chance of attacking returns against BOL. Siggy is an absolute must.

      Who are you captaining?

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      1. SPorting
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        PCisse

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          Yes ... excellent bit of scouting on your part there ... :mrgreen:

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            my one and only real success......

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Good morning. You will find that we will hear you better when you take your foot out of your mouth ... πŸ˜‰

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      1. SPorting
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        i'm serious.

        i honestly can't see anyone from the DGW teams.

        and certainly NOT Ade!!!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          Suit yourself. But I am adding your boy this week - or Jelavic ... in place of ... πŸ˜‰

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          1. SPorting
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            i concede that Jelly maybe an option.

            but it's still EVE.

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  2. GlasgowFF
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    Is the below worth an 8 point hit for the DGW?

    I have never taken an 8 pointer however am second in my league, 50 behind leader, and 120 in front of third place. Am looking to roll the dice as a last ditch attempt to catch leader.

    Rooney, Walcott, Siggy - Cisse, Demps, VDV

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    1. SPorting
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      no.

      Walcott > VDV might be the only option.

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      1. GlasgowFF
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        Surely Cisse is a must as well? Other strikers are Aguero and RVP.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Does the leader have Cisse?

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          1. GlasgowFF
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            YEAH

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              Getting Cisse equal not making ground unless you captain him & rival doesn't. Maybe go Ba if extra desperate.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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        Pienaar? πŸ™‚

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        1. GlasgowFF
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          Would probably bring in Jelavic if looking for Everton coverage.

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      3. QPR expects... glory!
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        Not if VDV plays like he did yesterday πŸ˜‰

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  3. SPorting
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    another 8.5 on the Crystal Ball-o-meter:

    me: Tevez (C)
    oppo: Rooney + 9

    PP Cup tie at stake πŸ˜€

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    1. GlasgowFF
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      Hard one, Tevez could easily tear it up v Wolves

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Him. Sorry.

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      1. Pinoche
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        +1

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      2. Epic Fail
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        ^ This, minus the sorry part.

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        1. SPorting
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          YOU'LL be sorry tomorrow!

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          1. Epic Fail
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            I'm sorry now. πŸ™

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      You win. πŸ™‚

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      1. SPorting
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        Yay me!

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    4. Sarnab
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      Exactly similar to me in my PP Cup tie but:

      me: Rooney + 9
      oppo: tevez (c)

      doesn't look good for me.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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        I believe that you will win.

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      2. Elniñorules
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        Are you guys playing each other? πŸ˜†

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Of course they are. πŸ™„

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        2. SPorting
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          nope.

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        3. Sarnab
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          no

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  4. TorresMagic™
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    A-League Grand Final : Brisbane vs Perth 0-1 after 50 mins. Underdogs just scored away from home. Open game now, have a look for a link. πŸ™‚

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    1. Wuffs
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      Gloryous! ...

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  5. In Like Flynn.
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    Are you still here Udit?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Morning.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Morning Doosra, πŸ™‚

        How are you and your team FPL & Fam?

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    2. udit
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      Yup, just come back.

      It's scary how vela I am.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        The Yesterday Trilogy is science fiction with a financial bent but far more. Well worth a go Udit.

        I should confess an interest at this juncture since it is written by my brother.
        But nonetheless I think, without knowing your taste in subjects you will find it well worth the few quid.

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        1. udit
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          Cheers, Science fiction with a financial bent is right up my alley. πŸ™‚ Written by your brother? Wow, that's awesome πŸ˜€

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Great, I hope you enjoy them, the third is out Septemberish. Being polished as we type. :mrgreen: Alien emoticom, but it seems friendly.

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        Hmmm I've had naughty Puppis in the past, bit of training normally sorts them. πŸ˜‰

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        1. udit
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          I'm confused πŸ™‚ Care to explain that slowly?

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  6. NED KELLY
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    Liverpool 2-2 Wba
    Man utd 3-0 Everton
    wolves 0-2 City

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  7. Elniñorules
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    J'wick:

    Nothing wrong with those transfers.

    Not getting a piece of Everton or Chelsea?
    I would consider Jellyfish over Ade tbh, just to distribute your bets a tad. I would also consider benching Rooney, getting a Chelsea defender and playing 442.

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    1. Jinswick
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      Cheers, I was all set to get Baines, but with him likely to be out, I think only Jelly is tempting. Spurs have more to play for than Everton, but I guess that's been the case for a while now. If benching Rooney, are you suggesting ditching RVP?

      Perhaps:

      GW36: Rooney & Sess -> VDV & Jelly
      GW37: Skrtel -> Vermaelen
      GW38: P Cisse & Dempsey -> Aguero & Silva, if MCY are still in the title race (4 point hit)

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Yeah that looks reasonable.

        I was suggesting getting VDV + Chelsea def & Bench one of RVP/Roo. Guess it depends how Roo performs tonight - that should help you in your decision. For the moment, if the title race is alive in gw37, I'd rather have Roo over RVP.

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  8. Billy Ketsu
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    What I'd like from today's games:

    Manchester United 3 Everton 0 ( Valencia 3 )
    Wolves 1 Manchester City 0

    A 0-0 graw between Villa and Bolton would be nice as well. Not too much to ask for is it?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      No, I can think of far worse results.

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    2. udit
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      I would absolutely lurve this to captain, can't see it sadly.

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      1. udit
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        *happen. How did captain get in there πŸ˜•

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      I would love that & I have Aguero captain. ML wise would be fantastic.

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    4. Billy Ketsu
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      Far more likely to be

      United 1 Everton 0
      Wolves 0 City 6
      Villa 1 Bolton 0

      unfortunately.

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      1. Mr Smith
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        Pretty much the same as my thinking, it'll be a tight affair at OT and then fireworks at 4pm.

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  9. thetinkerman
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    For those of you who remember my premonition of the Newcastle result...

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2012/04/19/the-numbers-game-relegation-candidates/comment-page-9/#comment-3085783

    I had another dream last night! Unfortunately the game wasn't finished when I woke up. I dream it was 1-0 United after 74 minutes and Rooney HADN'T scored yet. Everton were on the attack and looked likely to score.

    Hope that helps somehow!

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    1. udit
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      Nice, I see you got the scorers wrong so Rooney still has a chance of scoring

      πŸ˜€

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      1. thetinkerman
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        Yes, it is indeed possible. My talents have limits!

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        1. udit
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          πŸ˜†

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Was the goal before HT? Might go for correct score at HT. πŸ™‚

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      1. thetinkerman
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        Sorry, no such information.

        Phil Neville O.G. I suspect.

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  10. Kuyt Dirkula +42
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    Has anyone got an inkling that the Roon willbe rested today?

    I'm asking as I cocked up my Cisse (c) last minute change yesterday.

    Roon (c) and RVP (vc) is my worry.

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      No way will SAF risk dropping points by unnecessary rotation of his top players unless injured or he has a huge bet on it imo KD.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Rooney may outscore him anyway. Could be a blessing.

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    3. udit
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      So you're the turd who's copied my future team name.
      😑 I hate you, change it immediately.

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      1. Pinoche
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        πŸ˜€

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  11. Liastro ⭐️
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    Could you rate my team please? Not sure who to transfer in for DGW, but this is the team at the moment:

    Vorm - Ruddy

    BAE - Cahill - J Evans - N Taylor - Williamson

    Bale - Sigurdsson - Dempsey - Walcott - McClean

    RVP - Rooney - Cisse

    0.4m in the bank. 1FT but prepared to take a hit.

    I was thinking...

    Walcott -> Ben Arfa/Cabaye?

    McClean -> Valencia?

    Thanks!

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  12. Toast
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    Morning Deadzoners! Marathon is running right past my house so landlocked this morning!

    One FT for the DGW. Which one?

    A
    Turner to Hibbert
    Caulker to Jags

    Or

    B
    Turner to Hibbert
    Valencia to Mata

    I don't want to mess up my team too much for the run in and SWA and SUN have awful fixtures after the DGW

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    1. udit
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      Come on the new post.

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  13. Rasping Drive
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    In Moyes men I trust. Well, I don't care if they get mullered, as long as Roo and TV do nowt. A Wolves goal would go down a treat as well. Don't fancy my chances much πŸ™

    Oh, one more thing: CAMPEONE, CAMPEONE OLE, OLE, OLE !! πŸ˜€

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  14. Stylish
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    Right then:

    Who are the 5 most essential players to have for the DGW?

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  15. Sarri-ball
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    Time to Gamble 12 hit done this week and rest of season swaps sorted how does it look?

    Out Degea,Kompany,Wallcott,McClean

    IN Howard,Walker,Vdv,Pienaar

    Gw 37 Cisse,Suarez to Welbeck,RVP

    GW 38 RVP to Aguero.

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