634x258 Men In Black
4 May 2012 1160 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It’s taken a bit of effort to bring you the penultimate instalment of this column, but never fear, we’ve still trawled through the stats to dig out the following nuggets for your perusal.

A glance back through the recent past shows exactly why we’ve been struggling, as since the four penalties dished out in Gameweek 33, we’ve stumbled upon the leanest few weeks of the season for the “Men in Black” – just three penalties coming in the subsequent 31 fixtures, and while this wasn’t too unexpected for the truncated Gameweek 34 schedule, the referees across the bumper 35-36 run have been a particular disappointment.

# Fixtures# PenaltiesDetailsReferee
Gameweek 3461Rooney (scored) vs Aston VillaMark Halsey
Gameweek 35111M Petrov (scored) vs Aston VillaChris Foy
Gameweek 36141Jelavic (scored) vs FulhamPhil Dowd

To the untrained eye, three in three weeks might not seem so bad, but when you consider that the previous 33 Gameweeks delivered a whopping 93 spot kicks, then you can see why we’re feeling hard done by.

Lee Mason

Through this fallow period, we’ve seen Jonathan Moss (previously seven in nine) add two blank games to his card, and even stalwart Mike Dean clam up as the season draws to a close – his 12 in 23 up to Gameweek 29 followed by six consecutive games without a spot-kick – but in Lee Mason, we still have a referee willing to influence a game in this fashion. His three penalties in his last six games (and five in nine) betters any of his colleagues and with Everton visiting bottom of the table Wolves under his supervision, we fancy his hand to be forced again. Especially when you consider the last time he refereed this weekend’s visitors away from home (vs Blackburn in Gameweek three) he managed a season high three spot-kicks in the game – the first two awarded to the home side for fouls on the tricky Mauro Formica, but missed first by Hoilett (saved) and then Formica himself (hit post), and the final one deep into injury time converted as a parting gift by the Arsenal bound Mikel Arteta to win the game.

Once again, the tricky wingers of Wolves – in full flow for the second half of their 4-4 draw at Swansea may give Stephen Hunt (if he starts) a chance to add to his tally, while Nikica Jelavić of Everton, fresh from his effort last week, is in the form to take advantage for the Toffees.

Martin Atkinson

With the dearth of penalty stats to pick through, our other selection this week falls unsurprisingly on the other side of the tracks. And when you’re looking for a referee to dish out a red card or two, then it’s even more unsurprising to see we’ve turned to Mr. Atkinson. With nine red cards in his 25 Premier League fixtures to date (including 5 straight reds), Atkinson has shown three more than his nearest rival for this crown, and with him just having completed a full month away from the top level domestic spotlight – since the back to back dismissals of Pepe Reina and Mario Balotelli in gameweeks 31-32 – he’ll no doubt be chomping at the bit to get stuck in.

Afforded the mid table clash between Fulham and Sunderland, we can see the last time this Fulham team came under his stewardship resulted in a the most yellow cards Atkinson has shown in a single match (with eight cards shown in total during their visit to Stoke in October) and with Lee Cattermole in town, alongside the previously dismissed Craig Gardner, Phil Bardsley and Stéphane Sessègnon, you can see where we’re headed with this one.

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  1. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone here ever see Step Brothers with Will Ferrell? If so watch these bloopers,so funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vED9n5lcq6c

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      tekkers

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  2. sotothemightygreek
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Is Evans or Simpson out for Clichy worth a 4 point hit? Bear in mind my defence will be Verm - Jags - Simpson/Caulker otherwise.

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    1. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Play Simpson if you think he's fit. I think Caulker is going to get another big fat zero this week, so if Simpson doesn't play then I'd bring in another defender. Wouldn't expect Clichy to get a cleanie this week, but not a bad selection considering his gw38 fixture and City's situation.

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  3. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Epic??

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      drink lover?

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        negative, looking for Epicfail!, although you might be like my reply to Special one at top of last page, have a look and report back here immediately, this mission will expire in 3 .... 2....1.....
        BOOOOOOOM

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  4. Edy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Hi all,

    My current team:

    Szczesny (Krul)

    Vermaelen - Walker - Evans (Turner - Caulker)

    Valencia - Dempsey - Siggy - Bale (HBA)

    Jelavic (VC) - RVP (C) - P.Cisse

    0FT and 7.7 left in bank. Should I do any below transfer or save the transfer?
    1. Evans -> Evra
    2. HBA -> VDV/Nani

    Thank you very much.

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  5. Sizo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Tried in the other post but no answer. Reckon rival who is 28 points ahead has done what i think is Torres -> Chicharito. Differentials are in defence + Pienaar and Cisse.

    1. Play as is, hope United dont win much?
    2. Cisse -> Rooney?
    3. Siggy -> Moses and bench Cissè this week, and do Jelavic -> Aguero next week?

    Anyone, please, Im hung dry.

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    1. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      3 sounds great.

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    2. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i'd do cisse -> rooney because i think united will score big

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      1. Sizo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Well United could score big. Then again theyre low in self esteem and Rooney hasnt been playing well although he has scored a few lately. With Wellbeck out surely he will play Chicha or even Berbatov which means Rooney will lay deeper. And, Moses have the two worst defences in the next 2 games and Wigan currently playing amazing. Add to the fact that i have money riding on City for the Premiership i wouldnt feel AS dirty benching Cissè. Then again, he just cant stop scoring, this guy is just amazing. Also if i take a hit and it turns out wrong, season is definately over.

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        1. roooooooooneyyyy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          i'd honestly hate to have cisse on my bench. you could just save ur transfer, and make the moses move next week

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          1. Sizo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Yeah think i wont do any hits and hope for some Cissè action. Surely if Newcastle do anything he will be on the end of it. Thinking Valencia->Moses and Jela->Aguero for next week.

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        2. roooooooooneyyyy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          if you have cisse as a differential and your trying to make up some points i think you should play him if you don't ship him out

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    3. Wilfried Bony M
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Jelavic>Cisse GW38

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      1. Wilfried Bony M
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        As in Jelavic at home is a better prospect than cisse against everton imo

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        1. Sizo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Well maybe, but Cisse>Jelavic. Home advantage isnt something Cissè relies on. Which is why im hesitating to get rid of him this week. He usually has 2-3 chances and scores once or twice.

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          1. si
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Depends if Newcastle are still fighting for 4th spot by GW38.

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  6. TheAcestarr
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Hi everyone this is my team, I’ve got 0FT, should I make any transfers, if yes, who? And please give a reason! Thanks in advance!!

    KRUL VORM
    TERRY EVANS CAULKER KILGALLON CAHILL
    MOSES VDV BALE PIENAAR SIGGY
    ADE CISSE AGUERO

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      id try to at least get in rvp or rooney.. cisse-> rooney

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  7. roooooooooneyyyy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    other than the time being late, iv realized that barely anyone replies to the people that don't have shiny names, do we really have to post our team to get some replies?

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    1. emperikal
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I have my team linked and still barely get replies lol.

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    2. Cut My Arshavin
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I feel your pain!!!!!!! f.p.l. Politics........

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  8. emperikal
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    So with Evans missing out that means I'll likely have to play Caulker or Santon. Both of who I think will score a single pointer or maybe even a big fat zero. Worth it to take a hit to bring in Walker / Kaboul / Evra / etc?

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    1. Sizo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I did Evans->Walker. Good final fixture and Villa never score anyway. Dont think Santon or Caulker will get much the last two games anyway so id get Walker.

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      1. Schwarzer
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I try not to take hits for defenders, but Walker sounds like a decent choice for one!

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  9. Schwarzer
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    A) HBA > Moses
    B) Cisse > Roonpig
    C) Both (-4 points)

    Been deliberating all week, someone put me out of my misery! Cheers guys.

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    1. Schwarzer
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Team linked!

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    2. emperikal
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'd say B if any. We have very similar teams. If I could afford it I probably would ship out Cisse for Rooney.

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      1. emperikal
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Maybe just go with C if you don't want to play HBA or Siggy. Will you captain Rooney?

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        1. Schwarzer
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Would still captain RVP if I bring in Rooney. PS nice GW36, the hits paid off!

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    3. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Both. Go for it.

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      1. Schwarzer
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks guys, going for glory and doing both!

        I have 8.4 in the bank which is the most I've ever had, and I'm uncomfortable having that much 😛

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  10. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Evans>Koscielny/Kaboul/Clichy ?

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    1. Sizo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Spurs defence imo. City will concede this weekend i think. Vermalen if you can afford is obvious though.

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  11. Sizo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Why is it so hard to release Cissè?:(

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Because he is the most in form player in the premier league.

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      1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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      2. Sizo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Doh. Im thinking Cissè -> Rooney for a hit is no good. Im not gonna captain Rooney anyways, and i dont hope or think that United will crush Swansea anyway. Also, he`s one of few differentials i have left and im chasing 28 points and im pretty sure rival has gone for United attack this weekend. Can anyone convince me what to do?

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        1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          I am also going without Rooney & Any other Man United Players.
          They have been poor recently & yet people are talking about them scoring 5-6 goals!!

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        2. roooooooooneyyyy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          play cisse don't put him on the bench

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        3. ILOVEBAPS
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Am in the same boat Sizo... to get Utd attack or not.
          Contemplating Ade > Roon. (-4).
          I already did Cisse > Jelly and will Captain RVP.

          Everyone is trying to figure out how much Utd cover to get.
          I do think Rooney will do well but will he make up the -4 over Ade???

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  12. TheBear
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Chasing a 13 point lead….

    My team:
    Vorm Sorenson
    Evans Terry Kelly Turner Simpson
    VDV Bale Siggy Valencia Dempsey
    RVP Cisse Adebayor

    Opponents team:
    Krul Vorm
    Turner R.Taylor Huth Evans Cuellar
    Sess Siggy Petrov Bale Walters
    Jelavic Cisse RVP

    Now i’m pretty sure he will bring in Rooney as he has 6 million in the bank,i can only afford rooney if i do 2 transfers and ditch Ade as i only have 1.7 million in the bank.

    Should i take a 4 point hit for rooney or have 2 free transfers next week?I think my team looks better but can’t afford to fall further behind really!

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  13. TheAcestarr
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I don't know who to sell please help! I can only sell one!

    Evans or Cahill or Kilgallon

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    1. TheAcestarr
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I meant Evans or Cahill only

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      1. Sizo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Cahill wont play anymore in the league, its almost confirmed even from RDM. Get rid.

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        1. TheAcestarr
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Ok thanks

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  14. blue cheese
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Any concrete news about Shinji Kagawa moving to United ?

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    1. Billy Ketsu
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Apparently he's deferred his decision until after the German Cup Final on May 12th.

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      1. blue cheese
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Oh ok. Cheers, thanks. I hope we sign him. Looks quite a talent.

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  15. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Any advice for transfers ???

    Migs

    JEvans Enrique Turner

    VDV Pienaar Moses Dempsey

    Ade Jelly(vc) RVP (c)

    SUBS: (Vorm Siggy / Simpson / Caulker)

    Any transfers for a hit??
    Subs in right order??

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I forgot to add... i have 3.9 in bank.

      So it is either..

      Ade >Rooney -4

      or

      Simpson(MCI-eve) > Kaboul(avl- FUL) -4.

      What say you all?

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  16. spurs123
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Hi

    Advice please:

    My team is:
    Ruddy (Vorm)
    Enrique, Turner, Kelly (Simpson and Evans)
    Siggy, Ben arfa, vdv, bale (McLean)
    VP, Rooney (c) Jelly

    I am 20pts behind leader and have made 1 transfer bringing in VP for Saurez. I thinking of taking 4pt hit and bringing in Nani for McLean and dropping Ben Arfa to bench. Is that a good move or should I keep as it is and any suggestions on my team.

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