The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. wodka
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good luck everyone!

    Let's hope that Man City wins today! 🙂

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    1. lallu11
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Lets hope Aguero puts in a hattrick today along with rooney and rvp 🙂

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    2. MCH
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Lets hope they don't.

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    3. Elwood
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Good luck to you.

      Come on Man City!

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  2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Cat got your tongue? 😉

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  3. Willis.
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    The best thing in English football is watching Fergie lose.

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      If that is the thing you find best about English football you should probably stop watching football.

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      1. Willis.
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        How can I stop when Fergie keeps on losing?

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I like Ferguson myself, but I cannot stand his legion of glory hunting, cretinous fans

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I have similiar feelings, he is above all else a fantastic manager, everything he does that annoys us is for the team.

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  4. SWANS ARE BACK!
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Aguero Captainnnnnnn Come On aguero need you to get 5 goals and yaya some assist and a city clean sheet would be my perfect day and even if they win the league !!!! Who Supports Manchester City !!!! Come Onn Manchester Cityyyy

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  5. jayzico
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    WTF... so thanks to the hangover from hell, for the last ever game of 2011/12 season I...

    A) benched bale over pienaar
    B) removed armband from agro and gave it to persie
    C) swapped vorm for bloody bogdan

    good luck everyone!

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    1. elkunaguero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      B is a good move...

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      1. jayzico
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        1 out of 3. that aint too bad. cheers dude

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  6. Sarnab
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    captaining dempsey tonight. He'll fire. Who's ur captain?

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    1. Û©ÛžÛ©Tommo727™Û©ÛžÛ©
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Evans

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    2. Û©ÛžÛ©Tommo727™Û©ÛžÛ©
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I heard Dempsey is "injured" or something. Probably just a stupid rumour

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  7. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Final day punts, who have you gambled on?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      VDV(c) although I have Aguero

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      1. DVassell
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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    2. jayzico
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      the night stalker aka ramires the brazilian genius

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    3. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yakubu (C).

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Benching Valencia is my biggest gamble

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Me too.

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        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          me three.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Looneys! 😉

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            1. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              if your looking for a Looney, me, Torres(C) 🙂

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              1. jayzico
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 7 months ago

                Y0 GREEN! loving your captain choice hope it pays off mate

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              2. Shipstontrev
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 7 months ago

                Good point, GD 😆

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    5. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Clichy, Nasri, Maloney, Suarez, Tevez (C)

      Sounds like quite a lot, but I only took a -4

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    6. Just_Ty
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Tottenham, took VDV+Walker and had Bale... I don't have much to play for though... average season, but ml won for long

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    7. asyrafdanial
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      get in Ramires - Rvp - Aguero for 12pts hits.. 😉

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    8. sotothemightygreek
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Hoolahan and Maloney.

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    9. milo
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Kalou

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      1. K3lviN
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Was so close to doing the same but bottled it

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        1. milo
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          I had planned to get Ramires, but him and Aguero rising and Dempsey falling forced it!

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    10. सनकी
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Ramiress!

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    11. shegull
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Cisse(C)
      Benching Jelavic over Valencia
      Ramirez

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    12. Blonde Faith
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      No gamble, that was last week with Boyce. Protecting a decent lead, I blew the reserve funds on Kompany for Evans to take pressure off MF bench situation.

      So boring. The number of times this week I've wished I was chasing instead...

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  8. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    So then, should i go buy 8 cans and sit at home alone drinking them whilst watching the matches?

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Cans?

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      1. unoaime
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Uhh.... yes? Of beer of course.

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Ugh, bottled is so much better mate.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            +42!!! 🙂

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          2. unoaime
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Sssssh. Cans are cheaper. 🙂

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            1. Mílanista
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              Bottles are worth the hit 😉

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          3. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Plus Scotch comes in bottles too.

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Sounds like a plan to me 🙂

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Get it done.

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    4. Nickyboy
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      no downside

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    5. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Noone else to invite round, no pub to go to?

      If the answer is no, then do it 😛

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      1. unoaime
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I'm on pubwatch for something very trivial - currently trying to get it overturned. I've got enough proof/witnesses etc to vouch that i wasn't involved but it's still annoying. ðŸ™

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    6. threeputt
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      you'll only spill them looking at your watch in the final 5 mins

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  9. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Right so who has big balls like me and went for Rooney (c) ... (Yes I know trout don't have 'balls')

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I have tiny balls.

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Aguero balls?

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Indeed.

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    2. PL Ball
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      ME! United fan by any chance? 😉

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Unfortunately no ha, just trying to make up points in my ML for the last day

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    3. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I have small but different looking balls. RVP (c) but they swell slightly at the mention of no Argentinians.

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  10. Just One More Thing
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good luck all - no FPL-related transfer panics for another three months.....just think.

    May have to take a Fantasy interest in the Euros to fill the gap....

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    1. Nickyboy
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      haha, no I need the break

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  11. Oldman Unathletic
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    torres el capitan ... gulp!

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  12. Hot Tip
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Who wins?

    a) Caulker VDV Adebayor Tevez Moses
    b) ShawX Jelly Pienaar Bale Jelly + 8

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    1. Hot Tip
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      B also has Aguero

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        B wins. 🙂

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        1. Hot Tip
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          haha. whats with the email link? Mind games?

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            No, I was seeing if we could do a deal.

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            1. Hot Tip
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              oh....?

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              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 7 months ago

                Hopefully one of us win. We could still make that deal I guess.

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                1. Hot Tip
                  • 15 Years
                  13 years, 7 months ago

                  Winner takes all. I guess the best man deserves it after all the stress

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  13. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Bale>Ramires

    Jelavic>Torres

    Lunacy or wise moves? Thought about giving Torres the armband too, but just about got the transfers in before the deadline!

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    1. MrJefferson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i captained rameries

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    2. jayzico
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      nice. i benched bale

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  14. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    When are the EA stats out? It would be nice to think FPL could make an effort to get it wrapped up tonight rather than peeps having to wait until Monday when many will be at work….

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  15. Smurf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Urghhhhh girlfriends and fantasy football dont mix. She rung me and i conpletely forgot about the dealine and have Bale playing over Moses. Wanted to switch them round for the 'differential' but I suppose its not the worse mistake in the world.

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Thank her later

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    2. MrJefferson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      selfish cow!

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Thats why mine lives safely 35km away 🙂 phone goes off at deadline time haha

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    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Why was she doing out of the kitchen?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        She rang from the kitchen, he was only next door.

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    5. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I know what you mean, mine took me on holiday and I completely missed the deadline of GW 33 😛

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  16. MrJefferson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    vorm
    walker - vermalen - evra
    rameries(c) - bale - siggy - yaya
    jelivic - rvp - cisse

    bogdan - valencia - caulker - simpson

    currently 890th, chances of still being in top 1k after today? took a chance on rameries(c) because have 100+ lead in my mini league

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  17. LasCebollitas
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    How come so many are benching Valencia today? I must have seen about 20 or so people on these forums contemplating benching him and everyone seems to agree. Why on earth would you bench him in a game where his team needs to win against a team that has nothing to play for?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Mass lunacy? 😀

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      1. tm245
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I captained him for the differential. Let's go Tony V!

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Depends who they're benching him for.

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    3. jayzico
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      +1 i tend to agree on the craziness of the mass exodus benching valencia. thankfully i got rid of him so never had to make the choice. i did however, bench bale. funny old old game

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      1. jayzico
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        never meant the 2 olds there

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  18. mendosas_enemy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Moses captain, come on!

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  19. Hate that rotation
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone down for the FFS drinking game? Basically a simple last man standing game, whenever someone moans about benched points you drink up. Last man standing wins and choice of drink is upto you. Of course someone could be drinking Ribena and pretending to play but hey...

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Granville would be hospitalised

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        *giggles*

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        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          I'm in for the Euros Michael, just need to find info about cheap East European players!

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          1. Willis.
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            You dirty dog.

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            1. Shipstontrev
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              😆

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I don't think my stomach has the capacity for so much Ribena.

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      1. Top 210 Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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  20. SWANS ARE BACK!
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good Luck Everyone !! Good Luck to City and Agueroo

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    1. Top 210 Club
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Glory Glory Man Utd! Come on Sparky!!! Come on QPR!

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  21. threeputt
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    first thought to self for next season:
    dont listen to pre-season bandwagons until end of season, eg moses, sess

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  22. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Feel sorry for Demi today ... 2 o' clock madness

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Had the same thoughts earlier 🙂

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    2. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yes, people will be more impatient than ever today too.

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Fake lineups galore today. I can feel it in my bones.

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      1. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        watch out for Alonso14

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  23. SWANS ARE BACK!
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    What happens if you win your mini league what do you get ??????? Please tell me thank you

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    1. Pinoche
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Respect.

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      1. SWANS ARE BACK!
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Sorry then

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A pat on the back and a "Well done, lad."

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Nothing... unless yous have a pot where yous all threw in money.. winner takes all, etc.

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Make like Peter Crouch.

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    5. boc610
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      in lap o' da gods now....

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    6. Willis.
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Recognition.

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    7. Billy Ketsu
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A solid gold hat.

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    8. boc610
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      260euros

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  24. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    How many times have you hit refresh so far? I'm on three.....

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    1. Willis.
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      0.

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    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      ...make that four....

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    3. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Refresh on here or the game site?

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  25. More Cowbell
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I've gone without Aguero 'cos I'm bad to the bonez.

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  26. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    updated

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  27. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Its back

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Now to sort out my team for next GW...

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      1. threeputt
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        oh wait....

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  28. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Ramires(C) 8)

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  29. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    FPL ready...

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  30. wuafs
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Is the transfer deadline over? tell me it's not.

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    1. threeputt
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i'd be lying 🙂

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