The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    *sigh*

    Evans. Ah, well.

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    1. The Gambler.
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      i hate SAF even more, cost me 4 pts

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  2. Hektik
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    is nani on bench?

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  3. Ginkapo FPL
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    I am missing 5 I think

    Wigan Athletic: Al Habsi, McCarthy, Caldwell (c), Di Santo, Maloney, Moses, McArthur, Boyce, Beasejour, Lopez, Figueroa

    Wolves: De vries, zubar, berra, stearman, ward, jarvis, henry, edwards, hunt, ebanks-blake, doyle

    Everton (to face Newcastle): Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Gibson, Heitinga, Jagielka, Jelavic, Neville, Osman, Pienaar, Fellaini.

    Toon; Newcastle XI vs Everton: Krul; Santon, Williamson, Colloccini (C), Perch; Gutierrez, Tiote; Cabaye; Ben Arfa, Ba, Cisse

    Albion team v Arsenal (4-4-2): Fulop; Jones, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell; Cox, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans; Fortune, Long.

    Arsenal: Szczesny, Jenkinson, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Santos, Rosicky, Song, Coquelin, Benayoun, Gervinho, Van Persie.

    Sunderland XI vs Manchester United: Mignolet, O’Shea (C), Bardsley, Bramble, Turner, Gardner, McClean, Colback, Vaughan, Sessegnon, Campbell

    Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Evra (C), Ferdinand, Evans, Valencia, Young, Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, Rooney.

    Man City; Hart, Clichy, Kompany, Lescott, Zabalets, Barry, Yaya Toure, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Tevez

    QPR team v MCFC: Kenny, Hill, Ferdinand, Onuoha, Taino, Derry, Barton, Mackie, Wright-Phillips, Zamora, Cisse,

    Stoke City: Sorensen, Huth, Whelan, Fuller, Shawcross, Whitehead, Walters, Upson, Crouch, Etherington, Wilkinson

    Liverpool XI vs Swansea: Doni; Kelly, Carragher, Agger, Johnson; Downing, Shelvey, Henderson, Maxi; Suarez, Carroll.

    SWANS: Vorm, Rangel, Caulker, Williams, Taylor, Britton, Allen, Dyer, Sinclair, Sigurdsson, Graham

    NORWICH: Ruddy, R. Martin, Johnson, Holt (c), Jackson, Hoolahan, E. Bennett, Lappin, Howson, Naughton, R. Bennett

    Chelsea Turn; Hutchinson, Iva, JT (c), Bert; Ess, Meir; Ram, Mal, Sturr; Lukaku. -

    Spurs Friedel; Walker, Gallas, Kaboul, Bale; Lennon, Modric, Sandro, Livermore; Van der Vaart; Adebayor

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    1. Tommy J
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      4

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Difficult to tell in the tiny comment box

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        1. Tommy J
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          Villa, Bolton,Bla

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    2. HappyAnkit
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      Nice Work, Ginkapo. 🙂

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
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      Fulham Schwarzer, Kelly, Riise, hangleand, Progrebnyak, Murphy, Duff, Hughes, Diarra Frei, Dembele

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    4. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Evra (C), Ferdinand, Evans, Valencia, Young, Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, Rooney.

      EVANS?????

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Demi's team sheets

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  4. Optimus.
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    i presume rooney is the lone striker today?

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Both opponent have him (C) instead of RVP!!!

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    3. Menly
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      Na Evans is playing up there too just to really troll us

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        Why, I oughta....

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  5. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    Gary Hooper scored 5 goals today against Hearts 🙂

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    1. Cosmos
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      Gary Hooper for England!

      And why not, he is on form, certainly more lethal than Welbeck, Sturridge and Crouch.

      A risky but potentially lucrative partnership with Andy Carroll for the first 2 England Euro games.

      Carroll knock down to Hooper, goal!

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  6. There's Always One!
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    The give away was him saying he was having surgery in the summer. If he was out he would of had it allready

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  7. GoatGoat
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Now the fpl season is over I can finally get back to living my life! I'm going to learn how to play the piano, learn a new language and do something for charity! Either that or visit http://en.euro2012fantasy.uefa.com.

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    1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      It's most likely gonna be the last option, you know it 😉

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  8. mouldy_uk
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    Apologies if mentioned but hearing bale will be at LB

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    1. McTown
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      tis true

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    2. Optimus.
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      yes..i dont think that will hinder him though

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      1. McTown
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        mad overlap skills

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    3. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      Yep.

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  9. McTown
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    Haha bad wba keeper equals good times for RVP!

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  10. Drip Doctor
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    Transferred Torres in this week, the conspiracy having one last laugh at me.

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  11. Captain Shirokov
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    Are Boyce and Moses starting?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Yup

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      Jut seen it above, thanks Ginkapo.

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  12. HappyAnkit
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    C'mmon Man City!!!!!!

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  13. McDog
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    F*ck sake, played Stephen Kelly over Evans, assuming Evans was definitely out.

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    1. Optimus.
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      tough if that costs you the cup

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      1. McDog
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        He did the same, he also brought in Torres for a hit 🙂

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        1. Optimus.
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          all good so..good luck

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  14. Captain Shirokov
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    Five for Hooper, ridiculous!

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    1. COMH
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      Mon the Hoops 🙂

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  15. Yossi
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    Luckily have Evans starting today, would have been Anton coming on *phew*

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  16. Jordan.
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    di matteo cheers, no bos or torres,

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  17. COMH
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    Sold Evans for Clichy. Still think Clichy will score better though.

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    1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      Me too.
      I have Evans on bench(3rd Sub)

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  18. McTown
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    Come on Kimi!

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    1. wodka
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      Go Kimi!

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  19. Parm
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    Evans playing slightly behind Rooney today just to rub salt in the wounds.

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  20. FORCA INTER
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    thank you Mr.SAF

    you are the biggest legend

    Rooney finally play as STRIKER and Evans starting

    i couldn't ask for anything better

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  21. DLL18
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    I'd like to reiterate how much I f*cking hate Sr'alex. WHY U MAKE ME GET RID OF EVANS!!!!

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    1. Psakhotherapy
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      +10000000000000000000

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  22. jayzico
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    is it just me, or is marina from marina and the diamonds super bloody sexy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
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      She looks exactly like Lana Del Ray... only blond

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      1. jayzico
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        no way man. she's way, way dirtier

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    2. jayzico
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      great boobs

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    3. Optimus.
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      its the baps

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    4. COMH
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      She's not bad. Yeah she does have a nice set of cans. The face is nothing special though.

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      1. jayzico
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        really? she's amazing count!

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        1. ILOVEBAPS
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          I think she is V hot. Like that she has at least some self respect and is wearing some clothing. Though she'd look fantastic without!
          Gotta love imagination!

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  23. There's Always One!
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    If Evans scores it will be funny

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        ^This

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  24. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    What an epic end of season GW even before it starts

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  25. Freshy
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    Is this CHE lineup RDM saying FU fans Im gone anyway

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  26. Croco
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    No Blackburn XI?

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    1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      It's a coup...
      (sorry)

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    2. Menly
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      No they're too scared to turn up

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    3. Demí
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      Kean, Givet, Dann, Lowe, Henley, Martin Olsson, Marcus Olsson, Formica, Pedersen, Hoilett, Yakubu.

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      1. Demí
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        That's not Kean the manager btw

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        1. Bøwstring The Carp
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          Wouldnt be surprised... Is the E-wood chicken on the bench?

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        2. blue cheese
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          😆

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  27. Optimus.
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    was so close to getting torres in for a hit..phew

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  28. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    YESSSS EVANSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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  29. applebonkers
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    they've stopped you going on the transfers section of FPL. i was hoping to see which man city players were stuck on 9apps so would come off the bench today

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    1. Brookins
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      No one is on 9.

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      1. little_wizard123
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        Edit: Sorry, missed sub appearances. Savic gets a medal with 11!

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  30. Hektik
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    nani on man u bench?

    how does he not get a start!!!!!!!

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    1. blue cheese
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      Coz he's too selfish

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    2. There's Always One!
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      too greedy am afraid

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    3. Freshy
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      Nani is #3 after Val and Young

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