The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. There's Always One!
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    If the above teams are right am so happy mata is not playing

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  2. Ramseys Rovers
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    Hutchinson!
    good to see him start.

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Looks like my Chelsea CS chances are shattered

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      1. Ramseys Rovers
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        probably. but terry could pick up the points at the other end.

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        1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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          Hopefully - atleast Cech is off

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  3. the axolotl
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    1. pool Doni; Kelly, Carragher, Agger, Johnson; Downing, Shelvey, Henderson, Maxi; Suarez, Carroll

    2. city Hart, Clichy, Kompany, Lescott, Zabalets, Barry, Yaya Toure, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Tevez

    3. new. Krul; Perch, Williamson, Coloccini (c), Santon; Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Tiote, Gutierrez; Ba, Cisse

    4. BWFC: Bogdan, Boyata, Knight, Ream, Ricketts, Eagles, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Petrov, K Davies, Klasnic

    5.VILLA: Given, Cuellar, Collins, Dunne, Lichaj, Herd, Clark, Warnock, Ireland, Heskey, Agbonlahor

    6.SWANS: Vorm, Rangel, Caulker, Williams, Taylor, Britton, Allen, Dyer, Sinclair, Sigurdsson, Graham

    7.wolves De vries, zubar, berra, stearman, ward, jarvis, henry, edwards, hunt, ebanks-blake, doyle

    8.Stoke City: Sorensen, Huth, Whelan, Fuller, Shawcross, Whitehead, Walters, Upson, Crouch, Etherington, Wilkinson

    9.spurs Friedel; Walker, Gallas, Kaboul, Bale; Lennon, Modric, Sandro, Livermore; Van der Vaart; Adebayor

    10.Sunderland XI vs Manchester United: Mignolet, O’Shea (C), Bardsley, Bramble, Turner, Gardner, McClean, Colback, Vaughan, Sessegnon, Campbell,

    11.QPR team v MCFC: Kenny, Hill, Ferdinand, Onuoha, Taiwo, Derry, Barton, Mackie, Wright-Phillips, Zamora, Cisse,

    12.Albion team v Arsenal (4-4-2): Fulop; Jones, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell; Cox, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans; Fortune, Long.

    13.Everton (to face Newcastle): Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Gibson, Heitinga, Jagielka, Jelavic, Neville, Osman, Pienaar, Fellaini.

    14.Wigan Athletic: Al Habsi, McCarthy, Caldwell (c), Di Santo, Maloney, Moses, McArthur, Boyce, Beasejour, Lopez, Figueroa

    15.Arsenal: Szczesny, Jenkinson, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Santos, Rosicky, Song, Coquelin, Benayoun, Gervinho, Van Persie

    16.Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Evra (C), Ferdinand, Evans, Valencia, Young, Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, Rooney.

    17.NORWICH: Ruddy, R. Martin, Johnson, Holt (c), Jackson, Hoolahan, E. Bennett, Lappin, Howson, Naughton, R. Bennett

    18.chelsea Turn; Hutchinson, Iva, JT (c), Bert; Ess, Meir; Ram, Mal, Sturr; Lukaku. – subs: Hil, Fer, Cole, Rom, Piazon, Drog, Torres

    19.fulham - schwarzer, kelly, riise, hangeland, pog, murphy, duff, hughes, diarra, frei, dembele

    20. blackburn - Givet, Dann, Lowe, Henley, Martin Olsson, Marcus Olsson, Formica, Pedersen, Hoilett, Yakubu.

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Now is this not funny?

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    2. Canelo
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      Chelsea relegated! Good show.

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    3. jayzico
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      great stuff jawa!

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    4. DLL18
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      WE ARE THE CHA... oh no that's not right is it.

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    5. jayzico
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      bale LEFT BACK YESSSSSSSSSS. told yous! haha

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    6. Menly
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      2nd trophy of the season 8)

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  4. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Just tried dragging Evans from sub bench to replace McAuley.

    It doesn't work.
    Just so you know.

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    1. M.I.A.
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      Lol!

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    2. Bøwstring The Carp
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm pleading with the screen... Williamson just wont budge god dammit!!

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    3. Nomar
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      This is the reason why I still started him in my team.

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        13 years, 7 months ago

        Oh, so thaaaaats what I should have done! Oh, yeah. Thanks.

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Never trust Sir Alex, my friend. Golden rule #1 of FPL when it comes to MUFC players.

          If you didn't ship him out you should start him in the hopes that if he plays you get his points and if he doesn't then your bench subs come on instead.

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          1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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            13 years, 7 months ago

            Dude. Seriously.

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            1. Nomar
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              • 16 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              Sorry, thought everyone on here knew that rule?

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    4. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      FPL so cruel...

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    5. Buck The Trent
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      lol

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    6. Nerdlinger
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      I'm pretty raging about this!! Damn you SAF!

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  5. Bielsa’s bucket
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Have got about 10 pairs of clean underwear on stand by, do you think it will be enough?

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    1. Optimus.
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      depends what your drinking

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      You wear underwear?

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  6. the Penman
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    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Evans?

    Evans??

    EVANS???!!!!?!?

    United are going to taunt me with a clean sheet, I know it.

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    1. GlasgowFF
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      should have left him in, I did.

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    2. Mílanista
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      Tell me about it. I'm fuming.

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  7. yash
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Arghhh!!!!!!!!!! took a 4pt hit to get rid of evans

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  8. Psakhotherapy
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Whoever told me to ship Hernandez out for Tevez, I cannot thank you enough.

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  9. FORCA INTER
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    hope city and UTD goes crazy today

    Evans+Valencia+Rooney and Kompany+Silva+Aguero

    looks so damn fanatstic on papper

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    1. M.I.A.
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I think QPR will be hard to break down unless City score early!

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      1. Nomar
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        • 16 Years
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        Hughes team is basically a park the bus team.

        In fairness, our only chance to keep the game close is to stick 9 men behind the ball and defend for our lives.

        Cissé is there for his ability to hit City on the break with pace.

        Going to be a long afternoon for us. I'm glad I've got to out soon so will have to wait for MOTD tonight to know how much we get slaughtered by.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      Wtf is papper? Is that like pepper?

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  10. Lloyd Xmas
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    That geezer Demi needs recognition for what he has done with the team news this season.
    Thanks,take a rest,relax, and have a pint

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  11. unoaime
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    So then, i have no keeper playing today. 🙁

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    1. Demí
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      Feel for you brah

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      BODGAN OFF BENCH HERE

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    3. *Unrial
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      Wish I didn't... Got Kenny coming on for cech

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  12. Menly
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    In a way these SAF mind games are pretty tame. I mean come on! Carrick? Is that meant to intimidate City?

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  13. Hopper
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    I thought Evans was definitely out AAAARGH! Hoping Lichaj doesn't play now, Villa won't keep a clean sheet :/

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    1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      He's starting.

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    2. Viper
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      He is playin..

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  14. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Bale Playing LB worries me.

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    1. unoaime
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      BAE was the most popular defender on here due to him getting so far forward yet Bale playing LB and everyones worried?

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        Beacuase BAE gets 4 points for cleansheet and 6 for a goal, whilst Bale gets 1 and 5 respectively.

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Same. Tottenham are going to be very offensive and i only have VDV and Walker and my main rival has VDV(C).

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  15. FORCA INTER
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    never take pts hit to get rid of defender

    lession learned?

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      No. I was going to do Enrique to Clichy but bowed down to pressure on here about the unwritten rule!

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  16. Spike ⚽️
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Lots of changes to PL teams . The key to a good points score today is who you have coming off the bench 😉

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    1. Mull
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      All my 15 players are starting today and I guarantee the ones on the bench are in for a great day.

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      1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
        • 13 Years
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        Same here.

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  17. Pratik
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    I thought since Evans is definitely not playing, subbed him at the very last minute today. United better concede!!! Go Sunderland!

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    1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      +100000

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      1. Pratik
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        Last week I had started Evans knowing that he would not play, and the automatic subs played their part. Why did I bother to save work for the automatic subs this time round?

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        1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
          • 13 Years
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          I did the same.

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          1. iCon
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            Me three 👿

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  18. GlasgowFF
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    I really hope QPR come out the blocks fast and set it up for a tight finish today.

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  19. applebonkers
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    i noticed a certain name on one of the team sheets.

    BRAMBLE!

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    1. Mílanista
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Goal difference about to be overturned.

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    2. rasher
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      should he not be banged up for assault?

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    3. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      Came from nowhere.

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  20. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    Fergie's Evans rumour is an attempt to make City overconfident....

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    1. unoaime
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      You'd think that if he was gonna outright lie he'd have been better off saying Rooneys injured.

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    2. There's Always One!
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      Fergie never ruled him out guys. He said he needs surgery in the summer. If he was ruled out he would of had the surgery allready. Plus i dont think city will give a sh1t

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  21. DGno9
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    as an Arsenal Fan i'm happy to see Ben Foster picking up an injury in the warm up! Come On Arsenal!

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    1. Nerdlinger
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Arghhhhh! Didn't even spot this! Evans playing, and now Foster not! This isn't starting well!

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  22. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Hope United concede... a lot... Just so Fergie gets a piece of his own medicine. ARSE

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    1. DLL18
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      +++++++++

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      +10000000000000000000000000000000000

      C'mon Evans - Make us all proud - PLZ an owngoal to end ur season

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  23. rasher
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    had a feeling evans might play so started him over r.taylor who's always benched

    a good decision to start the day now i wait till my team does gash!

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    1. Buck The Trent
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      same here. With ML secured and nothing to play for, I had a back three of

      Sagna (c) Evans Caulker

      Kaboul comes in as 1st sub, Aguero as vc

      lol

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      1. rasher
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        sagna capt? brave!

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        1. Viper
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          He isn't playin!

          Thats why he has Aguero VC 😉

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  24. There's Always One!
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    God am i glad i didnt get torres in!

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  25. A.
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    Evans ftghh!

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  26. Optimus.
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    not been funny but muamba isnt on the bench is he for a last minute cameo appearance?

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
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      You're safe haha

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    2. rasher
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      dont think there focusing on him as they have are scrapping to hang in to not get relegated..

      would have been nice though

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  27. COMH
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Best home record vs the worst away record. Need a miracle today. This is football though. And it's why we love it.

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    1. QPR Lad 92
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm too scared to watch

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      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I have to go out in a minute so I cannot watch anyway. Probably a good thing too.

        Will be off line until later tonight and won't know results till MOTD tonight.

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    2. Optimus.
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      something like this 😉

      http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/playoff.png

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  28. DonTheSpecialOne
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    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Freakin final day is here, good luck all fellow fantasy lads, shit is about to BREAK DOWN!

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  29. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I am feeling pretty good. Chasing my rival (20 points) but he has Torres and Nani.

    Hope they come off the bench and get 1 pointers

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  30. rasher
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    anyone see that city fan with the massive tattoo of city prem champs 2012.. would be hilarious to see him after the game if they mess up

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