The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Slumdog Mignolet
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Ahhhh I brought in Rafael for Evans!!! What an idiot... 🙁

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      at least you have a good username

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      1. Slumdog Mignolet
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        😀

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      2. Slumdog Mignolet
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Hope you have a great GW Optimus!

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  2. GlasgowFF
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Oh my Mary firstrowsports isn't working.

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    1. jayzico
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      vipbox mate 😉

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  3. J0E
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    If I lose my mini league by 4pt I'm holding Alex ' jonny Evans is in a coma and his legs have fallen off, honest' ferguson responsible. When will I learn?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      that would be painful

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  4. Ryan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    If your a United fan which game would you watch?

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    1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I ain't.

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    2. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      City. You'd constantly be checking it anyway.

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      1. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah I'm thinking this. Might occasionally check the United game

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    3. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Keep switching between the two.

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    4. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      All three. TV, Computer, Phone.

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    5. There's Always One!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      City. I have agureo as Captain!
      Am a slut

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      1. Ryan
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I have aguero too and no one playing in the united game. I feel bad

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    6. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      City, will have goal updates anyhow

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  5. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    sunderland line up?

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Mignolet, O'Shea, Bardsley, Turner, Bramble, Vaughan, Colback, Gardner, McClean, Sessegnon, Campbell.

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    2. Pinoche
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Campbell up front ..

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    3. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Bramble starts.

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  6. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    OK chaps, I'm off now.

    Hope it all goes well for you and that QPR will still be a Premier League club next season.

    Come on Stoke!!!

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Best of luck nomar mate, c'mon them potters!

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  7. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Where can you get a live Premiership table today?

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      bbc update it live I am pretty sure.

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  8. There's Always One!
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    This is it. Dont get scared now!

    Best of luck guys!

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  9. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Doosra, are you here?

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    1. Tommy J
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      He said he was off earlier

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      1. HappyAnkit
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        🙁

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  10. Tommy J
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    You can watch the two games side by side on Sky Sports 1

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  11. Demí
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good luck guys!

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    1. Tommy J
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Let the games begin!

      Good luck!

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Good luck Demi, Thank you for getting those team sheets out so quick, that was some insane Godly skills.

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    3. Portsmouth Bubblejet
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm going to be avoiding today's matches until MOTD this evening, but huge thanks to you, Demi, for supplying the teamsheets throughout the season. Dedication above and beyond the call of duty.

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  12. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Team a

    De gea figareoa Shawcross
    Nani Petrov Song
    Pog

    Team b

    Bogdan Terry
    Bale Silva Moses Siggy Pienaar

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  13. Pinoche
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Goodluck Everyone!

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    1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      +4

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  14. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I'm so happy that Rooney will actually be playing striker today.

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm not.

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  15. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/dreamteam/event/38/

    De Laet in the team of the week. What an inspired unfinished GW36 WC pick by yours truly.

    *ahem*

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  16. JapBen
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Evans is playing and on my damn bench, I thought there was 0% chance of him playing today?? I would have benched Williamson if I thought there was any chance of him playing 🙁

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    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      +100000000

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    2. There's Always One!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Its a hard lesson lerned mate. Always leave your better players on the pitch and let the auto subs look after it. Good Luck

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  17. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    To the Dugout Discussion Chatroom for the last time this season 🙁

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Oh wait, it's not open yet 😆

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  18. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Thanks DEMI.....for all the starting line ups this season! Great Work!!!!

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    1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      +1000E

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  19. The EJJ
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    RVP - Torres is looking like a disgusting mistake.

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    1. There's Always One!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Puke! I nearly done it

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    2. Xabi
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      RVP will get 2 points, Torres 1 point

      Only a 1 point difference.

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    3. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I just can't believe u would make that tranny

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    4. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      yeah no shit

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      1. The EJJ
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        It was a decent differential bet before you start to slag me off!

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        1. floydy_floyd
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Lol it was a poor tranny tbf. Not that I want to kick a man when he's down.

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  20. Podge
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good news today for me, the first 2 in my work league no longer work for the company so i went from fourth to second only two points off the lead for 200 quid 🙂

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    1. jimnastics
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Bit harsh that, did they get a refund?

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      1. Podge
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Its paid for by the company, free in.

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    2. thetinkerman
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Just need to get the guy in first sacked now.

      Accusations of harassment?

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    3. There's Always One!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Did you plant drugs on them? Ha Ha

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  21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    well it all comes down to this, good luck all (tho more luck for me please) 😉

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  22. rohan
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    J.Evans and F.Torres... Oh well

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  23. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Where you at, Doos? What's your thoughts on this final GW?

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  24. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Here we go! What a last day to a great season.

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  25. Xabi
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    FPL have removed the transfers page...

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  26. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anybody watch the German Cup Final last night? Fergie was there watching Kagawa who looks like he could be potential fantasy gold if he comes to Premiership. He has 17 goals and 13 assists from midfield. What price do you think he would be on FPL?

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    1. blue cheese
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      8

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    2. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      8M

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        That seems like good value for what he could deliver.

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  27. jayzico
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    anyone got a better link than firstrow or vipbox? I've got the beauty of blowing it up on a big screen but those pirate channels keep f**king up (sorry mark) well, i suppose that'll have to do... DAMN im so bloody excited, yet quite sad :'( (yup. i am a sad lol)

    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! been awesome meeting new people who love football as much as me!

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  28. Essan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Partly annoyed at the Evan's news - I kept in him my sqaud on a hunch, but took a hit to bring in a Wigan defender as 'cover'. Hopefully both will keep a clean sheet!

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    1. Xabi
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      you took a hit to bring in a wigan defender? that was never going to end well..

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      1. Essan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Form team 😉

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        1. Xabi
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          its still wigan

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  29. COMH
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Mancini really doesn't like Adam Johnson does he. Sold in the summer for sure.

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  30. F is for
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I'm 7 points clear of my main rival, which team wins?
    My team:
    Bogdan,
    Santon, Walker, Lescott
    Petrov, Valencia,, Bale, VDV
    Aguero (C), RVP, Rooney

    His team:
    Vorm,
    Evra, Bardsley, Williams
    Bales, Toure, Moses, Valencia
    Jelavic, Aguero (C), Rooney

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