Versus Soton

No United to score over 2.5 come back time. Be realistic mate.

5:1, 6:2, 6:0, 4:1, 4:0 are also possibilities

2 assist and 1 goal

Yay

Yay

Or just ziyech and vardy to mo and Watkins (no hit) but an easy route to Bruno next week. Sterling to Bruno for free

Brilliant transfers.

Surely can't sell Sterling after looking at this United defence 😛

Awesome moves. Jealous

Looks like clear 5:1 win

No need. Dean Henderson will play.

Nah, they'll probably get battered by Real Madrid along the way

Spurs will beat us again

Not according to paradox theory where the second team can win UCL

KDB will get a hatty this wknd

With Telles om the left?

Yeah, probably. Selling KDB looks like very risky atm

*actually

Doing transfers is so hard on UCL, I can’t believe you did it “by mistake”

Let it go

Which Africans? Example, referring to Mo Salah or Sadio Mane?

Literally esa persona africana

In Irish we refer to a African man as "fear gorm"which literally means blue man but you could also use that word for any foreigner really.

I think it dates back to when Pictish raiders used attack the island and their warriors used adawn blue paint on their skin.

15mins

4 more years.

well by some divine miracle and much bribing of officials they somehow sit 6th in the PL, their luck will eventually run out and tho and he will be found out.
Balls going out of play, non stop pens, and if they miss they retake it until they score, even pens after the game should have ended.

TBH an investigation should be opened into the corruption of officials, because its clear

Due a pen (hoping as I own)

Recently become CB Fabinho, but he used to play RB as well at Monaco.

and this isn’t a serious question really 🙂

Fabinho is unreal at CB. Arguably the best cb in the league outside of VVD, Laporte, Soyuncu and Fofana imo

Yes everyone knows

Haha was about to post similar
Hard to drop any of them I suppose

If there was a load of people and the ref was trying to point out the person who gets the card as he doesn’t know his name saying the black guy isn’t racist. Just like if there was loads of black people and only 1 white guy saying the white guy wouldn’t be racist. However if there was more than 1 then it’s racist

Tammy has always been awful.

Here we go . . .

salah

Go with Salah.

Because United are a team of cheats largely.

He's good at them and United players are in the box a lot.

united

Goal difference first I believe

Head to head results

u should be thankful, you'd be battling it out with Arsenal for 15th without ur pens