Scout Notes

Dennis suspended for second Gameweek 23 fixture but Foster may return

Emmanuel Dennis (£6.1m) was sent off in Watford’s opening match of Double Gameweek 23, as Norwich City frustrated the hosts and grabbed the win thanks to a Josh Sargent (£5.4m) brace and Juraj Kucka (£5.5m) own goal.

Our Scout Notes article reflects on the key Fantasy Premier League (FPL) talking points from the fixture.

DENNIS SUSPENDED FOR BURNLEY

In a hugely disappointing night for his owners, Emmanuel Dennis was sent off for two bookable offences and will now miss Watford’s second fixture of Double Gameweek 23 in a fortnights time.

As a result, he ends the Gameweek on -1 points, and -2 for those unlucky enough to hand him the captaincy.

Above: top 10k Double Gameweek 23 captaincy stats, via LiveFPL

Throughout the match, the Hornets’ failed to show any real quality, especially in the final-third, with their best attempt arriving via Moussa Sissoko (£4.4m).

Of Watford’s attackers, Joao Pedro (£5.4m) was once again the busiest of the trio, ending the match with five goal attempts compared to Josh King’s (£5.8m) two, and has now outshot his more popular team-mate by 11 to six over their last two matches.

Above: Watford’s xG shot map v Norwich City in Double Gameweek 23

Following tonight’s defeat, Claudio Ranieri has now lost 10 out of his 13 Premier League games in charge, whilst Watford remain the only side in England’s top four divisions without a clean sheet.

“Maybe we played better 10 v 11. It is very important the lesson Norwich gave us, they played as a team, we played as individuals. That is no good. Now I have to choose the players that want to fight hard for Watford. You have to play 11 v 11.

I believe in my reaction and the players’ reaction. It is not possible to continue in this way because this way we go straight into the Championship. I want the players with heart and mentality who play for the team.

I speak every day with the board and we are all together. I believe in these players, the players who want to believe. Who doesn’t want to believe – go home. 

The new players played very well had understand my philosophy. Some players don’t want to understand my philosophy – I want to play straight away, no dribble dribble, shoot straight away. We have to react immediately.” – Claudio Ranieri speaking after the game

FOSTER OUT WITH COVID

Ben Foster (£4.1m), who is owned by 18.5% of FPL managers, was a surprise absentee from Watford’s matchday squad tonight, as he missed out having contracted Covid.

Prior to kick-off, the Hornets’ had revealed he and Craig Cathcart (£4.3m) were out due to illness, with Foster later taking to social media to confirm his absence:

However, Watford’s second part of their double-header is still over two weeks away, which does at least hand Foster plenty of time to recover.

SARGENT BRACE FOR RESURGENT NORWICH

Norwich ended a six-game losing run after beating Everton last weekend, and followed that up tonight with a convincing win at Watford which has seen them move out of the relegation zone.

The Canaries’ had been a team to target over the festive period, as they conceded a whopping 14 Premier League goals in December.

However, Dean Smith has since turned to a 4-4-2 formation which seems be getting the best out of the players at his disposal, and as a result, will now be looking ahead with renewed optimism ahead of their Gameweek 24 clash against Crystal Palace.

Above: Norwich City’s average position map v Watford in Double Gameweek 23, featuring Josh Sargent (no. 24), Adam Idah (35), Teemu Pukki (22) and Milot Rashica (17)

Josh Sargent was the unlikely hero on the night, with his first and second goals of the campaign, whilst Teemu Pukki (£5.8m) collected the assist for his opener, his first attacking return since Gameweek 14.

After the match, Smith also revealed that Tim Krul (£4.5m) could be out for up to six weeks with his shoulder injury, with budget goalkeeper Angus Gunn (£4.0m) set to continue deputising in his absence.

“When you go 3-0 up in a game, I expected us to see it out. it was not a pretty affair from us, we knew it would not be but we started the game off really well. The game got away from us in the first-half but we spoke about it at half time, we were good without the ball today and not so good with. We are in a results business, we needed the result today and it certainly gives everyone a lift.” – Dean Smith


Watford XI: Bachmann, Femenia (Kucka 89), Kabasele, Samir, Kamara (Sema 84), Kayembe, Cleverley (Cucho 59), Sissoko, Dennis, Pedro, King

Norwich City XI: Gunn, Aarons, Hanley, Gibson, Williams, Sargent, Lees-Melou, Sorensen (McLean 21), Rashica (Placheta 90+6), Idah, Pukki (Byram 87)

781 Comments Post a Comment
  1. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    What a terrible decision it was to captain Dennis.

    1. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      …in hindsight. Nothing to suggest he couldnt get a return against 2 crap defences in 180 minutes let alone the red

    2. Grande Tubarão
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I don’t think so. Just one that worked out very badly.

    3. Number14
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Since he was denied his AFCON trip he’s been terrible and Claudio should’ve let him go . The arrogance…

      1. jia you
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        yeah I watched the Newcastle game and he didn't pass the eye test, Pedro looked much better which helped me to avoid luckily...still annoyed by my decision to triple up on Watford though...DGW fever got me again!

        1. Number14
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Yep I watched him last 2 games. Visibly off it. Unhappy

    4. Yes Ndidi
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      The highest scoring forward until last week, against 2 teams in the drop zone? Nothing wrong with the decision in my opinion.

      1. NorCal Villan
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        To be fair, there were multiple single GW players who were very solid captain picks. It’s not as if Dennis was head & shoulders above them.

        1. Yes Ndidi
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          I agree, and I very nearly captained Raph at home to Newcastle. In hindsight I probably should have. Not head and shoulders above them, as you say, but no worse either given the opposition (on paper at least)

      2. Gunneryank
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        While you make a perfectly reasonable point, some voice in my head was saying 'just don't captain a Watford player.'

  2. jia you
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Dennis non owners rejoice!

    1. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I'm just rejoicing that i resisted not captaining him!

      1. jia you
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        a small win for sure

      2. Gunneryank
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Or resisting captaining him, even. Words are hard.

    2. have you seen cyan
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      \o/

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        oh wait, i own, but i didnt cap. Its still a big win

  3. Dynamic Duos
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Down 17k places on a -12 lol

  4. Mr. O'Connell
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Well at least I don't have a benching headache next week

    1. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Dennis will be back for next gameweek 24 -only misses second of double games in 23

      1. Mr. O'Connell
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Ah that's good actually. Just realised I own Trossard and Alonso who both blank.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      You still do.

  5. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Dennis had 1 red card in 176 appearances before tonight 🙄 😆

    1. jia you
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      damn so it was obviously due so...people should pay more attention to stats lol

    2. Number14
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, and he was doing his best for Watford. Until Claudia denied him the chance to represent his country…

      1. Yes Ndidi
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Was it Ranieri who said he couldn't go? I must have missed that. Poor form if he is sulking though.

        1. Number14
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Yep, sure was. Claudio even publicly stated that he was seeing if blocking it was possible due to some admin mix up with Nigeria FA . Poor man management , a player will be totally demotivated , this would have been his first international tournament.

      2. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        He can go now if he wants.

    3. FPL_Crisis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      However prone to a yellow card or two

  6. Krafty Werks
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    My best mate forgot about today's deadline and left Dennis on his bench, I was laughing at him earlier...not anymore...in fact he's now laughing at me?!! FPL, you gotta love it?!!

    1. jia you
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      he deserves a good auto subbing!

  7. Al Pacho
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Woke up, and saw my (C) Dennis -2 with a red card. And immediately starts questioning about my life decisions

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah . He has a lot to answer for.

  8. Number14
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Yep, he even publicly stated that he was seeing if blocking it was possible due to some admin mix up with Nigeria FA . Poor man management , a player will be totally demotivated , this would have been his first international tournament.

    1. jia you
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      TBF to Watford it is a Mickey Mouse tournament with Covid lingering and Watford fighting relegation!
      In saying that I do dislike that Watford board and their decisions in recent years.

      1. Number14
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Somehow I don’t think it’s a Mickey Mouse tournament to Africans or African players… but if Claudio shares these views Watford deserve what they get

        1. jia you
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Yes but can see it from their side (but don't agree with it)

      2. Goodfeathers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        It’s not a Mickey Mouse tournament

        1. Ron_Swanson
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          It is

          1. SINGH
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            It's definitely not, just as big as the Euros in Africa. You know the Euros which England failed to win lol

          2. FPL Brains
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 12 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            You're a Mickey mouse tool.

  9. have you seen cyan
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Not meaning to brag, but on -1 here

    1. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah same. Just further proof this is crazy fpl times. I have a tiny green arrow on a -1.

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        oh yea same, 4k green

    2. West End Exile
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I'm thrashing you - King + Dennis (c) + 0 and OR up by 4k 🙂

    3. waldo666
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      -2 here

  10. Yes Ndidi
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Are there any forwards worth having? Not only have the premiums been extremely underwhelming, but the mid-range seem to be a bit hit and miss, and now the budgets are at it as well
    If only there was a 5-5-0 formation in this game

    1. jia you
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I'm on 541 / 451 from next GW with Watkins my sole starting forward

      1. Yes Ndidi
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        I definitely think 1 up is the way to go. Tempted to go with Kane for flexibility

    2. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I'm thinking I'll move King to Idah soon, I'm very happy having Broja though

  11. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Last Man Standing Update (666 teams)

    Current safety score = -3
    Top score = 10

    https://www.livefpl.net/LMS

    Just noticed 4 teams got hacked 🙁

    1. james 101
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      666 was not the number of the beast.

      Some dumb fk mistranslated it

      Just saying

      1. NorCal Villan
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Tell that to Iron Maiden

        1. james 101
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          And others…

        2. waldo666
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Up the Irons! 666 is the number of the beast.

          1. NorCal Villan
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            Why aren’t you Eddie666?

          2. james 101
            • 12 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            616 (six hundred [and] sixteen) is the natural number following 615 and preceding 617.

            While 666 is called the "number of the beast" in most manuscripts of Revelation 13:18, a fragment of the earliest papyrus 115 gives the number as 616.

            1. NorCal Villan
              • 2 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Found the pedant

  12. jammie26
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    0 from 0 here. Feeling pretty good to be honest.

    1. james 101
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I think we can all drink to that

      Or drink to feel that

      Or something

  13. have you seen cyan
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    My killer on live fpl is King with 2 points

  14. Mancini
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Bizarre green arrow with zero points after playing king and Dennis

  15. FC Hakkebøf
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Alonso + Dennis -> ?

    0.8 itb

    1. Dynamic Duos
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Digne and Watkins?

    2. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      2 training cones?

    3. Sun Jihai
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Ask again in 2.5 weeks time

  16. Gunneryank
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    So, not super impressed with my decision to bring in Dennis ahead of what was originally 2 DGWs. Back to back. What might have been 4 games for the forward, and now this. Not all his fault of course, but farce doesn't begin to describe it.

    Not even mad. Just flabbergasted. Thank the lords of Kobol i didn't captain him.

    1. maglia rosa
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I did give him the armband 😮 kinda flabbergasted myself tbf 😆

    2. Athletico Underachieving
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I had already brought in Dennis, so got King for the ‘two doubles’ and have captained Dennis two weeks running. Good job there’s a break now as I’ve clearly lost it

  17. Dynamic Duos
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Dennis is the man

    1. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      ...is the *menace*.

      There. Fixed it for you.

  18. Snake Juice
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Dennis captainer here. That was very amusing, and a timely reminder that this is just a silly game. Don't stress about it.

    1. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Well said. Don't take it too seriously. Enjoy the absurdity and try to enjoy your football.

    2. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Dont get to high or low, you are neither genius or idiot

    3. SINGH
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Mate for someone people on here it is a matter of life death. You would think their family has been taken hostage and held on gun point and probably executed if they don't score a high gameweek rank.

  19. The Knights Template
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Played Williams. Good management that.

  20. Ze_Austin
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Congrats to Dean Smith. Good lad

    Capped Dennis, but I'll look forward to how the rest of my team does this GW: still a lot of possible cheer there. Nothing to do about the red card now, since he'll be back for GW24. Just gotta decide whether I'll start Dennis vs West Ham or Gray vs Newcastle: currently starting Gray

    Again... *hugs Deulofail*

    1. Ze_Austin
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Watford's performance has also helped me choose a third defender for GW24: TAA (C)ancelo Coufal, with Dennis Ait-Nouri Digne currently on my bench. Might still change to Ait-Nouri or Digne, but I'm now a lot less scared of Watford, as I think Arsenal and Leeds should score

      1. Gunneryank
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        I think i agree, and I'm getting Ait Nouri in here soon. Coufal did a job, and I'm grateful, but i can't see holding him long term myself, as Hammers just aren't worth it. Cresswell on the other hand...i wanted him in my initial season draft. Still might go for it.

        1. Ze_Austin
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          I'm definitely selling Coufal soon, for Lamptey in GW25. I thought he'd spend GW24 on my bench before that, but Watford's tempted me into one last dance with the Couflad

          No faith in the West Ham defence for their upcoming games (GWs 25 to 31). Very grateful for the haul vs Norwich, but bye 😀

      2. NorCal Villan
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Scared of Watford? C’mon, Ze, you’re better than that (lol)

        1. Ze_Austin
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          From GW12 to GW22, they'd scored in every game except Spurs, where they'd parked the bus for the first time ever. This includes Man U, Man City, Chelsea, and same West Ham

          West Ham defence didn't promise the capability to hold them this time either... But something has changed at Watford

          1. NorCal Villan
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            I was just messing with you

            1. Ze_Austin
              • 5 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Understood. I always explain 😀

              1. NorCal Villan
                • 2 Years
                2 years, 3 months ago

                You made me think of this great song

                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVsUpjjOeo

    2. Gunneryank
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, lots of potential cheer on hand still. Norwich is usually a target for our attackers to mine the returns, and today they just decided to pound a relegation rival instead. Good on them.

      Will i still target Norwich's defense? Yep.

      1. SINGH
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Add Watford, New and Burnley Def to that

        1. Gunneryank
          • 2 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Well yeah obviously. Don't forget Leeds! 😀

          1. NorCal Villan
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            You saying “yeah obviously” made me read your text in Harry Kane, er, voice

            1. Gunneryank
              • 2 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Hahaha i did the same now that you mention it. Brilliant.

      2. Ze_Austin
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. This isn't their first false dawn. Liverpool and Man City face them soon. I'm not looking away

        It's much more of a sign of how bad things are at Watford atm. I especially remember the Pedro vs King heated argument that sent my mind back to Ziyech vs Lukaku recently. Always a bad sign

        1. NorCal Villan
          • 2 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Swayze was great in False Dawn. WOLVERINES!!!!

  21. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Quick rant.
    Every single thing I've done this season has been unsuccessful. Never had a year like it in all the years I've been playing.It's very disheartening.
    So anyone who has Raphinha or Kevin De Bruyne don't be getting your hopes up for tomorrow.
    I got them in this week.

    1. james 101
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Change your teams strip colour

      1. james 101
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        And / Or sacrifice a virgin

        (Should be pretty easy to find one in here)

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          True but how do you get them out of the house and in the open?

          1. james 101
            • 12 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            Lure them with chocolate hobnobs

            1. james 101
              • 12 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Or a promise of the mobile number of mrs football family

              Or mr

              Depending on their predilection

            2. Gunneryank
              • 2 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              What, pray tell, is a hobnob? Some wierd British term for a simple thing no doubt.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                2 years, 3 months ago

                You’d call it a cookie

                1. james 101
                  • 12 Years
                  2 years, 3 months ago

                  I mean, you could call it A cookie

                  Others might say it is THE cookie…

                  1. Rupert The Horse
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 11 Years
                    2 years, 3 months ago

                    No that’s bourbon. Or you call it whiskey.

                    1. james 101
                      • 12 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      Ahh. Well if we are talking whiskey I’d refer to it as THE MacAllan

                      1. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        (Goes well with hobnobs too)

                    2. NorCal Villan
                      • 2 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      We call bourbon bourbon

                      1. Rupert The Horse
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Yeah I know. It was a poor attempt at a joke, it really didn’t work.

                      2. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Don’t worry Rupert

                        Hakuma tomato, as they say, in the allotments

                    3. Gunneryank
                      • 2 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      Wow the jump from cookies to bourbon was fast. I approve, obviously.

                      1. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        I see very little distance between the two

                        Arms reach, definitely

                  2. Gunneryank
                    • 2 Years
                    2 years, 3 months ago

                    'The' cookie is Snickerdoodle, sir or madam.

                    1. james 101
                      • 12 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      Googled said biscuit

                      Looks good

                      Going to try some next time I’m in the states

                      (And/or get done baked for me!)

                      1. Gunneryank
                        • 2 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        I'm a pastry chef, and would be happy to bake some for you.

                      2. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Serious? I you are Uk based in sending you my address!!

                      3. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        But not my bank account number or sort code or PIN number or mother’s maiden name etc

                      4. Gunneryank
                        • 2 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Haha err no..i was responding to the 'next time I'm in the states' part of that post.

                    2. NorCal Villan
                      • 2 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      Those are quite good

              2. Fabreghastly
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                2 years, 3 months ago

                Dryish oat biscuit. Also come with a milk or dark chocolate coating

                1. Gunneryank
                  • 2 Years
                  2 years, 3 months ago

                  On This Week in 'The Most British Thing I Heard Today,' this wins lol. My education on British nicknames for things continues apace, thanks to this forum. My thanks.

    2. Baps hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      On the other hand, be positive! Had this amount of bad luck been spread during other seasons...

    3. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      All Leeds aren't we. The rest doesn't matter

      1. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        A Raphinha masterclass tomorrow and all will be good with the world. Thanks lads for the advice and the laughs . Now to search out that virgin.

  22. Scratch
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Never thought i'd be happy to have captained a 2 pointer striker at home to Norwich but here we are

    1. Oscar Slater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Result!

  23. Ze_Austin
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    https://twitter.com/MrMowiz/status/1477181223961337857?s=20

    Dennis snubbed Super Eagles so he could shine for Watford during AFCoN

    That has most definitely aged well

  24. FPL_Crisis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Only thing probably worse than captaining Dennis would be selling the likes of Antonio who face Watford next gw

    1. Sun Jihai
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      or even better face Man Utd this GW…

      1. FPL_Crisis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Apparently west ham have not scored more than one goal at old trafford for over 30 years

    2. Surfeit of Lampteys
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Don't get too excited. Could be new manager bounce. Actually not sure if that's a thing for Watford.

  25. SouthCoastSaint
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Enjoying everyone laughing at Watford DGW fever (me included) but it’s going to turn sour if KDB, Jota, Raphina, Cancelo haul tomorrow!

    Been a pleasant experience reading posts where people are happy to laugh at themselves rather than take it so seriously. Hope it continues even if the low owned captains go big!

    It’s only a game!

    1. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      This type of night and the season in general has been perfect to bring down many that have been way too far up their own backsides for too long. And they dont like it which is even funnier

  26. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Oh dear Lord. I’ve just finished work to discover what happened tonight. Oh the humanity.

    1. james 101
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Hope you are amused as I am

      (And yes, I capped him)

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        It’s so bad you can only laugh. Or laugh slash cry.

        1. james 101
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Better not laugh slash cry

          You’d miss the bowl

          ‘Specially if hung like a horse one presumes

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            Nearly took an eye out the other day.

            1. james 101
              • 12 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Lol

            2. Gunneryank
              • 2 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Whose eye though? That's more interesting imo.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                2 years, 3 months ago

                Guy fixing the roof.

                1. Gunneryank
                  • 2 Years
                  2 years, 3 months ago

                  LOL. Btw, enjoyed your highlight the manager appearance recently. Seeing the man behind the, um, horse was great fun. Cheers.

                  1. james 101
                    • 12 Years
                    2 years, 3 months ago

                    *Being the man behind the animal is completely legal if it’s metaphorical

                    1. NorCal Villan
                      • 2 Years
                      2 years, 3 months ago

                      Doesn’t even have to be metaphorical in West Virginia

                      1. Gunneryank
                        • 2 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Haha oh man...why does it always come back to West Virginia? Oof.

                      2. james 101
                        • 12 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Because the lyrics say so.

                        Almost heaven, West Virginia
                        Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
                        Life is old there, older than the trees
                        Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

                        Country roads, take me home
                        To the place I belong
                        West Virginia

                      3. NorCal Villan
                        • 2 Years
                        2 years, 3 months ago

                        Well, I probably should have gone with the inferior Carolina, but given the room I thought WV would be more familiar

        2. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Laugh slash cry sums it up perfectly.

        3. waldo666
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Bit of laugh/crying happening hear watching the replay.

  27. Dammit_182
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    I remember captaining Coutinhio vs wear ham at the start of the season a long time ago and thinking ‘this ain’t great’ but still made the top 2M ranking that season. Chin up everyone.

    1. Dynamic Duos
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Top 2m ? Pro levels that

      1. Dammit_182
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Haha. I’ll have my own YouTube channel next.

        1. Dynamic Duos
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Haha I can't wait

      2. Gunneryank
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Now now 😀

  28. Oscar Slater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Dennis The Menace = Bawbag.

  29. Karhumies
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Getting a green arrow when my team has 0 points this GW feels...confusing.

    1. waldo666
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Plenty of hits and plenty of Dennis owners and captainers.

    2. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Just Dennis cap for me and I fell a massive 1k

    3. lugs
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      i'm down 24 places, i was going to cap Dennis anyway, him getting a double just meant loads of other people capped him too so the damage is minimal 🙂

  30. Sheffield Wednesday
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    All those ghost teams that captained Salah got it right for a change.