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19 August 2012 1892 comments
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Mladen Petric is the star performer as Fulham rip Norwich apart. Michu and Nathan Dyer both bag a brace as Michael Laudrup’s regime at Swansea gets off to a dream start. West Brom hand Brendan Rodgers a nightmare debut as Liverpool boss, while Demba Ba is back amongst the goals as Newcastle see off Spurs at the Sports Direct Arena:

Mladen Petric
We knew all about his form heading into the season opener with Norwich yesterday and resultantly handed Petric a place in the Gameweek 1 Scout Picks. The Croatian’s five goals in pre-season had grabbed plenty of attention and he continued his lethal displays for the Cottagers by notching twice and providing an assist as Martin Jol’s side hammered Norwich 5-0. Fulham are always likely to get amongst the goals at home – only the top five scored more times in front of their own supporters last term and with Bryan Ruiz tucked in behind in a 4-4-1-1, Petric looks a sound investment at 6.0 in FPL and 6.8 in the Sky Sports game. With three away trips in his next four, however, he could struggle for goals – Fulham scored just 12 times away from home all last season and travel to Old Trafford next weekend. He’s earning interest but the Scout jury is still out on his short-term potential with just two home games in the next six to come, one of which is against the City defence.

The Fulham Midfield
Priced at 4.5 in FPL, Alex Kacaniklic justified the recent interest shown on the site by grabbing a goal in the demolition of Norwich. With Kerim Frei injured, Hugo Rodallega still being eased into the first-team fold and Clint Dempsey looking for an exit, Kacaniklic is staking a claim for a regular role both in Jol’s starting XI and a place in our midfields as a viable budget option. The winger was outdone by fellow wide man Damien Duff, though, after the Irishman bagged a goal and assist – at 6.0 in FPL he perhaps looks most likely to maintain his starting berth, while Steve Sidwell also came to the fore; he stepped up to slot home the fifth from the spot, though it’s unclear where he is in the pecking order, as Ruiz, Petric and Duff had all been subbed off before the award.

Michu
The Spaniard wasted little time in announcing himself to the Premier League with a spectacular debut as Swansea ruthlessly swept aside QPR. Handed the role in “the hole†behind Danny Graham, Michu continued his La Liga form of last term – where he notched 15 times for Rayo Vallecano – by scoring twice and providing an assist in the Welsh club’s stunning 5-0 win at Loftus Road. With five home fixtures in the next seven Gameweeks, Michael Laudrup’s side seem set for significant investment and Michu – priced at 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) and a mere 5.5 in the Sky Sports game – already sits on 16 FPL points, pre-bonus.

The Swansea Wide Men
We have to mention the wingers here, too. Last week we highlighted Laudrup’s decision to tweak the roles of the Swansea wide men and yesterday it paid off handsomely. Nathan Dyer bagged a brace and looks a steal at 5.5 in FPL if he can continue in the first XI, Wayne Routledge provided a pair of assists and Scott Sinclair also managed to find the net, despite a brief substitute role late in the second half. The latter could well be on his way out of the Liberty after refusing to sign a new contract, though – Laudrup’s decision to start with Routledge may indicate his thinking towards Sinclair, though it’s worth noting that the Welsh club are determined to snap up Pablo Hernandez; the Spaniard’s acquisition may have some thinking twice about investing in Swansea’s wingers, then, with Michu looking the most secure option amongst Laudrup’s midfield right now.

Demba Ba
A hugely disappointing end to the 2011/12 saw the Newcastle forward priced at just 7.5 this time round but he ended a scoring drought that went all the way back to February by curling home an exquisite opener in his side’s 2-1 win over Spurs. Handed a central role once again as Alan Pardew rolled out a 4-4-2, Ba overshadowed Papiss Cisse and served a reminder of his capabilities through the middle – with home games against Villa and Norwich in addition to a trip to Reading in the next five, that price tag is beginning to look more enticing. Ba was somewhat unlucky not to grab two yesterday – he is usually the club’s number one spot-kick taker but had to watch Hatem Ben Arfa score the second from the spot, with the Frenchman refusing to hand the ball over after he was brought down in the box.

Kevin Nolan
The West Ham midfielder had failed to feature in pre-season since sustaining a toe injury in mid-July but, handed a starting role by Sam Allardyce, scored the only goal of the game at home to Villa. The Nolan v Mark Noble debate has seen plenty of debate, with the latter’s cheaper price tag, in addition to spot-kick and set-piece duties, making him the more popular pick by FPL managers but Nolan’s Premier League know-how is already proving decisive for his owners. With a strong set of fixtures still to come, including home clashes with Fulham, Reading and Southampton in the next seven, Big Sam’s side have certainly been handed the platform to get their campaign off to a confident start.

The West Brom Attack
Handed a role out wide as Steve Clarke opted for a 4-2-3-1 against former club Liverpool, Peter Odemwingie looks to have stepped up the spot-kick pecking order for the Baggies. Both Daniel Agger and Martin Skrtel gave away penalties – with the Dane receiving his marching orders – but after Shane Long missed the first one, the Nigerian walked up to slot home the second. Zoltan Gera (a 5.0 priced midfielder) is looking an intriguing cut-price proposition – the Hungarian was handed a wide role in the attacking midfield three and opened the scoring for the hosts, while Romelu Lukaku boosted his chances of a starting role after scoring within 10 minutes of climbing off the bench for his new club. With Everton, Reading and QPR at the Hawthorns in the next six, Steve Clarke’s side already look an intriguing option for mid-price talent.

Adam Le Fondre
Reading’s top scorer in pre-season, he was picked up by less than 1% of FPL managers compared to Pavel Pogrebnyak’s 17% ahead of the club’s double Gameweek. Le Fondre earned the Royals a point against Stoke by slotting home from the spot in the dying seconds – all the more intriguing due to the fact that Ian Harte, last year’s regular taker, was still on the pitch at the time. Although Hal Robson-Kanu took the club’s last penalty in pre-season, he – along with Pogrebnyak – was already subbed off prior to the award. Once Jimmy Kebe returns from injury, Robson-Kanu is perhaps unlikely to hold down a first-team role suggesting Le Fondre has a strong chance of topping the spot-kick pecking order for Brian McDermott’s side.

Jermain Defoe
The only viable forward option for Spurs right now, Defoe certainly highlighted his capabilities with his side’s equaliser at Newcastle yesterday. Priced at 7.5 in FPL, he is no doubt set to pick up plenty investment with a very favourable schedule now on the horizon but question marks still hang heavy over his game time – Andre Villas-Boas has already had a bid for Roberto Soldado knocked back and has been attempting to sign Emmanuel Adebayor permanently all summer; Spurs will surely pick up a centre-forward before the deadline ends, thus denting Defoe’s appeal considerably. There are further reports today stating that a deal for Adebayor is now close.

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  1. Lizard Lips
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    Anyone picking Defoe?

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    1. Smakies
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      might do it but not in my plans untill gkw4

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    2. Kostja
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      naah, new striker coming in soon

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  2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    I love the dashboard. This makes everything a lot more interesting! 🙂

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    1. Tim Canterbury
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      Me too. So many useful widgets

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      Dashboard?

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      1. Matt
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        front page

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          Oh that. It is good.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Members! 😳

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          I do like that 😀

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        2. Matt
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          ohhh that dashboard

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    3. beric
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      Very nice isn't it!

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  3. Beavis
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    Morning all, hope everyone's alright.

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    1. Matt
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      2 points between us at the moment Beavis. It's going to be close

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      1. Beavis
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        Very close. I think you have an advantage though with the players left but it will come down to Tevez vs Aguero it seems. Good luck!

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        1. Matt
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          same to you, even if aguero scores more if nasri gets an assist or two you could be in with a shout. Chelsea game im just hoping ivanovic doesn't score! haha good luck!

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  4. Drip Doctor
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    Just seen the West Brom - Liverpool highlights. Lukaku looked lively when he came on. Big Dog Carroll would have scored 3 if he played.

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    1. Pinnochio
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      i agree with both these statements

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      1. Big Wilfred
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        Lukaku is a beast!

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  5. Sam1878
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    Any idea when Michu will rise? Would like to see how the rest of my players do before bringing him in but don't want to miss the rise...

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Almost certaintly tonight

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  6. Smakies
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    Which player was the biggest bandwagon after his first game last season ?

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      cisse?

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    2. Sam1878
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      Rooney / Aguero / Dzeko?

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    3. Parm
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      Danny Gabbidon.

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    4. PB-THE-VET
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      Suarez?

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      1. PB-THE-VET
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        No cahil! That goal

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    5. Willis.
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      Dzeko.

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    6. MJ6987
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      Aguero.

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    7. Willis.
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      Jarvis.

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  7. Champ
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    I dont like the Sportinglife "new look" site.

    Pity was great for the last few seasons. Now its messed up.

    What other sites are people using for concise match reports/commentary?

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      They ruined Sportinglife I have to use Sky sports score centre now

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  8. Tim Canterbury
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    If theres one thing I've leaned after my first season of fpl its that not a lot changes over the summer. The good teams are still good, the crap teams are still crap and the new boys offer budget options. Dont believe the pre season hype

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    1. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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      +1

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Kacaniklic and Petric were great in preseason....

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      1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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        I don't know about Kaca, but +1 for Petric

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      2. Pinturicchio
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        So was Michu.

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    3. Tim Canterbury
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      In particular

      Sunderland, Swansea and Fulham still look good despite lots of people saying they would suddenly fall apart over the summer for no apparent reason

      Liverpool still look dodgy as hell but theres more reason to believe that could change

      Villa have not suddenly become super attacking and Norwich have not suddenly become solid defensively despite suggestion this would happen. I guess it will take time if it is going to happen.

      West brom dont look any worse under Clark, maybe even slightly improved

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  9. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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    What's the predicted City lineup?

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    1. Matt
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      One that includes Aguero scoring 3 goals?

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    2. Tim Canterbury
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      Hart/Pants

      Zab Lescott Komp Clichy

      Milner Yaya Nigel Silva

      Aguero Tevez

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  10. beric
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    From yesterday, I want rid of: Noble. I'm happy to hang onto Bale, Federici and Graham.

    I want to own: Michu, Ba, Defoe, S.Taylor, Swansea Defender, Siggy.

    I wonder how many more players I will want after today?

    I'm glad I haven't used my transfer yet.

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    1. Sir Jose Wenger returns
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      Wildcard!

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    2. Coldplay
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      I want to get rid of Noble too. Who do you think you would bring in at his price range?

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      1. beric
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        I think I want to bring in a 4.5 (probably Kaca) and not rotate my forwards. Play 7 guys who can score at any ground at any time, every week.

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      2. Jonah
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        Honestly, why did you buy him if you now want to get rid of him? Are you in the habit of expecting 5.0 midfielders to do it for you week in, week out?

        Some managers just follow bandwagons blindly, and bail out for a different one the second it doesn't go as they had hoped.

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  11. COMH
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    Doosy - I think Ridgewell deserves better from us.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I am gutted. I don't have him. Can't get him 'til the international break. Miserable. Why did I pick Saylor??? Slipped up, there ... ðŸ™

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  12. Gaz Downright
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    Quite surprised there has hardly been ANY baps talk yet

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    1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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      There was yesterday.

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    2. tangtastic
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      Thats true.

      I'd guess its because a) the only performers who actually have owners know what bps to expect, and b) 80% of our players are yet to play i.e. City/Utd/Che fixtures.

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      1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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        Really? 80%? Just five to go for me. Three City, two Chelsea.

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        1. tangtastic
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          I'm exaggerating..

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        2. Fabio20
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          6 for me 12 if you count DGW fixtures

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    3. Willis.
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      Any chance for Cazorla? Had loads of shots on target from memory.

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      1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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        Two or three on target. But he'll get at least one for sure. Loads of completed passes and successful through balls + decent defensively.

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I saw an AMAZING pair at the concert last night ... 😀

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      1. Willis.
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        You sad, old man.

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        1. tangtastic
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          dat ass.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            Is not the best rear on here

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            1. Billy Gilmore
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              +1

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              1. Willis.
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                You're the biggest ass on here.

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        2. Gaz Downright
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          back down twerp

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
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        Suposse they made the string recitals better, its like strangling cats

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          She was on the third desk in the first violins - directly in view!!! 😉

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    5. Hybrid.power
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      I thin it's pretty clear who will get them to be fair.

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  13. Red-United
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    Rio out for a month apparently which means Carrick in defense. Everton tomorrow will be a tricky game.

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    1. beric
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      The only United player I have is Rafael, and I benched Pienaar in favour of Noble. With Demel already on my bench, I can see this GW ending in tears.

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    2. Coldplay
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      Very tricky. Let's just hope Everton starts the season the way they used to.

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
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      Why did I get Rafael?

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    4. Parm
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      Still 3-1 to Us, Rooney x2 and RVP off the bench.

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  14. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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    Yo Doos, Song ended up going to Barcelona after all 😉

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      I'm sure he'll manage 😀

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      1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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        Haha. Not that. He was sure he wouldn't go and said the news reports were bollocks.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      😥 😥 😥

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  15. Pinnochio
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    how did nzogbia play yesterday guys?

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    1. rohan
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      From what i gather, quite anonymous

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      1. Pinnochio
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        sucks..ill hang on though

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  16. rohan
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    Right, IF Torres goes out there and gets a hattrick you would. . . ????

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    1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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      Call me crazy, but I think he's in my team throughout the season anyway. Unless they sign another striker, that is.

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      1. Tim Canterbury
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        Personally I see no reason to believe he'll become a regular goal scorer. Too much of a poor history

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        1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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          Poor history? Have you forgotten his Liverpool days?

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    2. beric
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      Rring my Mom and tell I'll be OK afterall.

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    3. Tim Canterbury
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      Eat my sweaty pants

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      1. rohan
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        😀

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    4. Fernando Torres
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      Say I told you so.

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    5. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      get rooney in

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      1. rohan
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        Despite Torres getting a hattrick?? Surely, there are other areas to upgrade??

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    6. tangtastic
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      Be mildly pleased. Everyone in my main work league and my H2H competitor has him (c) as well so meh.

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    7. Matt
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      still get rid of him. Rooney and Aguero in the next few weeks are vital. May bring him back later.

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  17. JoeySamSam
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    How did Santi Cazorla play yesterday anybody please? Was he on set pieces?

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    1. Kostja
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      did not watch the game, but his shot and key pass stats were off the charts

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    2. Tim Canterbury
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      Dunno about set pieces but he looks mustard. Id suggest getting him. I'll be doing Bale > Cazorla unless there anything more pressing

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      1. Kostja
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        Now when the fixtures get good for Tott and sucky for Arse???

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    3. Matt
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      He had corner's from both sides but arteta took free kicks. He is definitely one to invest in imo

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    4. Drip Doctor
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      His was very good. Looks like he could become fantasy gold. Had a couple of great efforts, not afraid to shoot. Also created all our chances. He was on corners and shared free kicks with Arteta.

      Giroud looked lively when he came on aswell, should have scored but his movement was encouraging.

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    5. Willis.
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      He was class on grass.

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    6. He was outstanding! Was unlucky not to have got a goal. He was on corners anyway

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    7. JoeySamSam
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      Okay thanks, I had him this week and was wondering whether to persist with him.

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  18. Gaz Downright
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    I'll get us started:

    BAPS NUFC-SPURS
    3 - Barfa
    2 - Defoe
    1 - Ba

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    1. Kostja
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      Ba ahead of Defoe IMO

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        Nah, Defoe has a superior ICT score

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        1. Kostja
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          maybe, but winning team players usually get the BPs. I could be wrong

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          1. Gaz Downright
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            Naturally.

            But unless that actually gets factored in, I can't see Defoe not getting 2. In fact, I think it's a bigger chance of Defoe getting 3 than 1.

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    2. Tim Canterbury
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      I hate baps discussions when i wont begetting them but

      3 - Barfa
      2 - Ba
      1 - Defoe

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    3. Willis.
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      I'll go out on a limb and say....

      Michu 3
      Dyer 2
      Routledge 1

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    4. rohan
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      Barfa 3, Ba 2, Defoe 1

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    5. Djerbil
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      Petric-3
      Duff-2
      Kanca-1

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  19. beric
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    Need a shit. Got no bog roll ðŸ™

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    1. Tim Canterbury
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      Use a bible

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Poor form. And I'm a humanist.

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      2. Damo.
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        If you had said Qu'ran there there'd be up roar

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      3. Willis.
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        Not funny. At all.

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        1. Tim Canterbury
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          sorry jesus

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    2. tangtastic
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      Just use your hand.

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    3. Gatsby
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      baby wipes?

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      1. beric
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        If only!

        I have some kitchen wipes downstairs... but I think they might be bad for my bumhole.

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    4. beric
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      I might use some of my ex's clothes, then chuck 'em away.

      I told her to come get her stuff last month.

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    5. Ginkapo FPL
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      newspaper

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      1. beric
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        This seems sensible, I'll use the Villa pages of the Birmingham mail.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          I'm a proper student

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          1. beric
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            Which Uni are you at Gink?

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
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              Sheffield

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              1. beric
                • 13 Years
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                Ah cool, had a few freinds that went there, they all loved it! Although none have stayed in Sheffield.

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        2. little_wizard123
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          Same as what I'd use if I had no toilet roll.

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          1. beric
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            Surely you'd use the Blue's News 😀

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            1. little_wizard123
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              Not after yesterday's performance.

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      2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Leave it dry an snap it off during boring bits of the Chelsea game

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        1. beric
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          Haha, just the sort of quality retort I would expect from a Thick Of It fan 🙂

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          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            😀
            cheers Beric

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            1. beric
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              Been watching 'Veep'? I thought it was great! But I'm a big Seinfeld fan anyway.

              Thick of It series 4 will be out soon!

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    6. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I'll print out my GW1 team lineup and you can use that

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        😆

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      2. Mílanista
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Mega 😆

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  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I have already made my first move ... 😉

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    1. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I'm guessing:

      Song OUT

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        He had no Song!

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          I disagree.

          He always has a nifty youtube clip handy.

          Ba-doom-tss.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Didn't have him. 😥 😥 😥

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      £5.5m in the bank 😆

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Indeed. 😉

        Big player gone, big player come!!! 😀

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        1. beric
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          Surely Michu, I'm guessing Lampard has gone, even though he is yet to play.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            Correct! 😀

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    3. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ridgewell in? He looked sharp yesterday I must admit.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Not important enough! 😥

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    4. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      5.5 in the bank! bloody hell

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  21. mufc802
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    How many BPS will Cuellar get?

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      2 probably...

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      my bench gonna get more CS than my team prob

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    3. Matt
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      maybe 1 or 2, i reckon Cazorla will get 3 and the other two will go to sunderland defenders.

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  22. I am not a smart guy
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    How was Graham yesterday?

    Bad performance or just unlucky? Or crowded out by wingers moving inward?

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      much like last season's performance really

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      1. Tim Canterbury
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Hmm thats what worries me. I was convinced by people on here a laudrup. I know its very knee jerky but i might swap for petric or ba. should have gone with my gut in the first place

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  23. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Any sign of Demi yet?? shouldn't be long now

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    1. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      21 min

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    2. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      He's probably on twitter

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  24. Ings on the up
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Are bonus points based off a player's ICT index?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      No they are based upon the EA sports index, although there is a lot of correlation between the two.

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Yes.

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Ok, apparently I'm wrong.

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        1. Ings on the up
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          bit of both - thanks gents

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    3. Willis.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      NO.

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  25. Sweatygoals
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Did anyone see Michu's second goal? Pure class, reminds me of Messi but a taller version.

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      luck 😉

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Reminded me of that bar goal last season.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Bar? Cisse.

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    3. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      No, but Marveaux looked great 😆

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    4. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ha! Please dont say things like that. There enough Michu hate on here atm. Dont encourage them

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    5. Billy Ketsu
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I was particularly impressed by the way the QPR defence completely ignored him as he ran up the middle of the field and then kicked the ball in the goal. Nice finish, but you have to wonder if Laudrup gave him a coat of Stealth Paint before the game.

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  26. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Teams out when?

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  27. sparksfly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Total FPL dont have the transfer in/out info. Where else can i find that info?

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      development.totalfpl.com

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      fpl website?

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        totalfpl bells, whistles, and some decent FPL widgets

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  28. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Cant believe Evans Rio Smalling & Jones all injured. Its like last season all over again

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    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Rio is out as well now ?

      When did this happen?

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      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Telegraph/Daily Mail was reporting it.

        http://t.co/B2R2s8FD

        Rio had tweeted that he had trained yesterday though so it remains to be seen.

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    2. mufc802
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      You can never trust Rio to be healthy due to age, but very unlucky with Evans Smalling & Jones. Thank god Vidic is fine for now touch wood.

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    3. Smakies
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      thinking i'm gonna have to get rid of Vidic.......

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  29. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    @Demi What kind of clauses are in the Fabio loan deal? Option on buying, callbacks?

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      No idea if there's a call back clause but would hope so if Evra got injured. No option on buying, just a straight season long loan deal so he can get some experience and come back a better player.

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        He was one of the worst players on the pitch yesterday - dont think hes united standard

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      2. Gaz Downright
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        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers. It does seem a bit thin on the LB.

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  30. Matt
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    according to totalfpl's odds, arsenal had a 90% chance of scoring. I guess the 10% wins then

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      That percentage means that the bookies give odds indicating that there is a 90% chance of Arsenal scoring.

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