The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
20 October 2012 1513 comments
Mark Mark
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Welcome back. It may only have been a fortnight but I have missed our little Saturday promenade, papers tucked snugly under the arm.

It’s fortunate then, that on this occasion, we appear to be able to choose a leisurely route – take in some of the team news tidbits served up by the morning rags and settle ourselves in for the action. For once, there’s little to furrow the brow; we’re expecting good behavior from Messrs Mancini and Ferguson.

That’s not to say that the City and United lineups aren’t of interest. Typically, today’s press is at loggerheads on the teamsheets from both clubs.

The news that Ashley Young is fit and back to compete for a starting role appears to have lit a fuse that has seen the media scramble to crowbar the former Villa man into their lineups. We’re seeing Young in no less than five of our six predicted starting XI’s this morning – with a variety of names making way.

Shinji Kagawa makes way in both The Sun and The Guardian, while the Japanese playmaker shifts to a central role to accommodate Young’s start in the Telegraph. Over at the normally reliable Independent, meanwhile, they opt for Young over Valencia – presumably worried by the Ecuadorian’s international travels.

By far the most alarming and surprising conclusion on Young’s return, however, can be found in The Mail – providing us with a clear winner of the “Do They Know Something We Don’t” award. They claim today’s trinket by suggesting that Wayne Rooney will miss out against Stoke, with Young and Valencia either side of Robin Van Persie, who is backed by Kagawa from deep. That would definitely be cat and pigeons time.

Mancini’s teamsheet appears to be easier to predict. Surprisingly, every source this morning opts to start Sergio Aguero up with Carlos Tevez, with the variation coming in midfield and at the back. It appears that a Samir Nasri/James Milner combination is the preferred option for the flank roles in the majority of the press, although The Mail and The Guardian give a start to Scott Sinclair at the Hawthorns.

Those who have invested in Aleks Kolarov, meanwhile, face a nervy wait for the teamsheet with just The Mail and The Times tipping a start for the Serbian. Pablo Zabaleta is rested in three of our papers this morning, with Micah Richards getting the nod in The Sun, The Mail and The Guardian. I’d back that particular theory – three games in seven days with flights and Ajax to round things off looks too much for the Argentine.

West Ham’s budget defenders are strongly backed to take their place against Southampton at Upton Park – only the Sun doubt that Guy Demel will start against the Saints, with James Spence given the nod at right-back. While The Mail is the only source feeling pessimistic about Winston Reid’s chances – they go for James Tomkins alongside James Collins for the Hammers.

Marouane Fellaini’s injury has caused discord amongst the press, with all kinds of configurations suggested as a solution. The option to push Johnny Heitinga into midfield, allowing Leon Osman to settle in behind Nikaca Jelavic is one we’ve backed and reinforced with last night’s Differentials. However, The Sun present another viable option, with Victor Anichebe adding his physical presence to the Toffees forward line in a straight swap. They might just be on to something.

The Telegrpah look to have the strongest solution, though. They just get Fellaini out on the pitch, regardless of his injury. They obviously feel that a giant immobile Belgian will run riot at Loftus Road. Then again, they believe that Clint Hill will start for QPR, so they might have a point.

It’s been an uneventful morning saunter, then, with plenty of reassure us that the weekend ahead will bring good things. There’s apparently every confidence that Robin Van Persie starts, few surprises in Mancini’s lineup, and Roberto Di Matteo looks set to stick to the script at the Lane. No pressure, but if we fail miserably this weekend, it looks like we’ll only have ourselves to blame.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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    So anyone know when the price rises are actually happening. Ill be seriously screwed if Sterling rises.

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    1. Jimmers
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      Tonight I'd imagine

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  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Just some more details on the absentees today. I know been posted about Bale's partner going into labour but alsomDembele (hip) came off in 2nd half for Belgium in midweek.

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      his hip came off 😯

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      1. WithEase
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        haha

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      2. mgrea
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        hahahahaha

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    2. Kanus hat trick
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      Child bearing hips?!

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  3. Somalion
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    The lads talking about drawing a line under the John Terry racist stuff. Yet they're still talking about it...

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  4. NATSTER
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    My H2H turned from "Hazard + Bale" to "Hazard + Sterling" vs "Nolan + Michu".

    It looks totally different now.. Anyway, congrats to Bale and, yeah, c'mon Sterling!!!

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  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    GW 8 Dreamteam »0 pts
    GW 8 Dream team on fpl

    GKP Gazzaniga
    DEF Halliche
    DEF Situ
    DEF Baker
    DEF Stam
    DEF Tavernier
    MID Lucas
    MID Barkley
    MID De Ridder
    MID Marveaux
    FWD Lita

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      GET THE FUDGE OUT

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  6. Screaming Midget
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    Not that I own Bale, but I've learned something today:

    Before you bring a player in, check to see if his girlfriend / wife / plaything is expecting a sprog anytime soon. If they are - avoid.

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    1. Somalion
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      +1

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    2. Waldaz
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      We need a new type of articles, "Babies" or something.

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      1. Ste7ieBoy
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        Stork Report?

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  7. Kanus hat trick
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    Breaking News: Panic over for THFC, Gareth Bales baby has been delivered and he has just been given a police escort to WHL. CFC have agreed to allow THFC special dispensation to change their lineup again and Bale starts!
    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTexHnYBPSRhCWjP_MFEju2o0udKCa4dwzdtcJ2nYc3Fa5o71Tn

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      Lol

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    2. NATSTER
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      For real or in the dream?

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      1. Kanus hat trick
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        Sorry its a joke. But that is what the baby will look like

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        1. Granville
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          Better get those ears pinned back straight after birth

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Straight afterbirth? I thought it came out in a sort of mass.

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  8. HONY TIBBERT
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    BREAKING: Bale misses the visit of Chelsea after his partner goes into labour. It's a water birth, learning to dive young 🙂 🙂

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  9. Lateriser 12
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    And that ladies and gentlemen, is a why a decent attacking sub helps.

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    1. blue cheese
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      😉

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      perzackerly.

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    3. Billy Gilmore
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      Yep, go Lallana.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSfpTC9Rnk

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      1. Lateriser 12
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        Ah nice.

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  10. Somalion
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    If Bale isn't playing I'm going to wish I stuck with Torres (C)

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    1. Lateriser 12
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      Bale is not a defender.

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      1. Somalion
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        No but he's a midfielder who is crucial to the midfield strength of Spurs versus Hazard, Mata and Oscar who will provide more for Torres if he's out.

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        1. Lateriser 12
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          I disagree here. All Bale does is run and shoot. Dembele the bigger loss for spurs.

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  11. Smakies
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    Just to make a remark , Kacaniklic is in a really good form right now and did well in the WC qualifiers for Sweden, i can see him baggin 1 or 2 assists or even a goal today !
    Who knows!!!!

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  12. WithEase
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    To ease my disappointment over Bale, i've gone and placed an accy on for today:

    L'Pool
    MAN U
    Arsenal
    Fulham
    Palace
    Swindon
    Port Vale
    Fleetwood

    £5 pays off £234

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    1. markus808
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      over/under 2.5-s accas pay more often than 1x2

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  13. Home Run Baker
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    One positive from the Bale situation is that it's now safe to start him for another 9 months - that takes us through this season. Assuming he's not moonlighting of course.

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    1. Qubit
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      Paternity leave? At best ill be keeping him for next 2, but only if i definitively know he's playing. then hes straight out and not coming back either

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    2. Prhymeate
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      maybe he will change that stupid celebration as well, even the swinging arms/baby rocking celebration is better than the heart he does at the moment.

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  14. maltasi
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    Really need Oscar to do something today! Since I got him in FPL, he's scored 4 goals and made 2 assists..but unfortunately these have all been for Brazil or in the Champions League or the Capital Cup! Surely soon we'll get something in the Premier League too!

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  15. 4-4-who?
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    The game is being updated...yawn

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      it updated 15mins ago

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      Stop refreshing the updating page...

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  16. GREENDREAMS11
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    Bales missus about to give birth........ She quite tidy considering.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+from+planet+of+the+apes&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#biv=i|2;d|KPK9c-edKONb_M:

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  17. Optimus.
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    disappointing enough mrs bale 9 months pregnant and facer didnt pick up on it 😉

    wind he said

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      "you can see by her head over the bowl retching action, that is a tell tail sign" 😉

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    2. Kanus hat trick
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      The real drama is that Defoe is the father

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      1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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        not terry?

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        1. Kanus hat trick
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          +1

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    3. NATSTER
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      We need more specialist in scout team for a new article of pregnancy update.

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      1. Kanus hat trick
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        WAG watch articles from now on

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          I like to volunteer for a hands on approach.

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          1. Kanus hat trick
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            I'd also like the job!

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        2. NATSTER
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          It sounds good.. The scout should have article with good pictures.

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  18. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Can't believe my luck this season

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    1. mgrea
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      Tell me about it. When Sunderland - Reading match was cancelled, I had McClean and 2 RDG...

      I have Bale this GW too, Noble coming on. 🙁

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    2. Cheeseoid
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      me too. Been so lucky.

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  19. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Breaking News: John Terry impregnates Gareth Bale's wife and causes Bale to miss game v Chelsea

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  20. Bsal
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    bale shit//....will clark start for aston villa?

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  21. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    So, Maloney comes in for Bale...

    Starting to regret Jelly (C)

    If everton screw up against QPR tomorrow, I'm up doo-doo creek.

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  22. Indalo
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    Have Sterling coming on for Bale which I certainly don't mind because I was worrying about having Sterling on the bench when he was playing Reading anyway 🙂

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      Should have just benched Bale.

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    2. Studgie G
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      hope u learn ur lesson

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  23. Lateriser 12
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    So my ML leader has A.Cole Mata Hazard and Bale(Guthrie) in this game. I have no one.

    Fingers crossed.

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  24. Assisting you all day
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    BALE STARTS

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    1. mgrea
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      RUNNING TO THE HOSPITAL

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  25. The Bandit
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    I spent all week deliberating over Kaca or Gera and Bale decides it for me... 🙂

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    1. blue cheese
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      😀 Nice differential as well for you!

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  26. Smakies
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    Top players since gwk1 :
    def,def,fwd,def,def,fwd,def and (gwk8) def ?

    sure it won't continue like this right ???

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Correct.

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      Rafael!

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      1. Lateriser 12
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        +1 And its always been a full back.

        Rafael, G.Johnson, Riise, Santos could be anyone

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    3. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      you think we have baines for nothing....

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  27. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    I know it's far too early to ask this... but I'm going to anyway. 😉

    Demel (wig) or Hughes (rdg)?

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  28. Waldaz
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    Is RVP's girlfriend fine...?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      Bit large looking.

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  29. Jinswick
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    Eeeek. Bale out means one of this lot coming in (will any even start?!)

    McCartney, Guthrie, Clyne

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  30. big oak
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    new post gents

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