The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
8 December 2012 2470 comments
Mark Mark
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The double Gameweek is a seductive force. Even though the dubious charms of Reading and Sunderland take on the appearance of men in drag, a flash of Stephane Sessegnon stocking top and Fantasy managers are agog. We’re fascinated with what may lie underneath, the potential of a points avalanche draws us in. The fear of course, is that we’ll go in for the clinch only to be, repelled by a whiff of Old Spice and roughed up by Steven Fletcher’s stubble.

I’m trying to show restraint. In the main, I’m not gambling too much by taking a punt on Sessegnon in my midfield, with Adam Federici relied upon to flap his way to some save points in nets. For just one moment, I contemplated the points hit for that extra defender: flashbacks of Captain America returns came forth but then, I have to remember, we’re not treated to the quality of Clint Dempsey this time around. While Dempsey famously twice repaid the double Gameweek faith while at Fulham, the cast on offer amongst the Reading and Sunderland squads looks to offer scant potential by comparison.

Over investment can also leave you lumbered. Like meeting that couple on holiday: you chat to them innocently to fill the awkward silence for a week, then they insist on keeping in touch once your back amongst your “real friends”; you just can’t shake ‘em. I can’t stand the idea of taking Seb Larsson to next weekend’s trip to Old Trafford: I’ll tell him I’m not on Facebook.

It’s a tricky scenario; you feel you have to subscribe to it, you have to buy a ticket or two but investing points and hopes and dreams that depend on Craig Gardner pot-shots seems wild. Perhaps even desperate.

This morning’s papers at least offer some reassurance to those who are “double dependent”. Steven Fletcher is backed to start in all but one of our the predicted lineups, with the Sun handing a start to Connor Wickham, with Fletcher apparently undergoing painkilling injections to get him on the pitch against Chelsea.

Personally, I’m not so sure and worry that we’ll get an ineffective hour out of the Scot against Chelsea, only for him to be a doubt for the midweek clash with Reading. If Martin O’Neill is to be believed and Fletcher is undergoing injections, his chances of playing 270 minutes in the space of seven days seems remote. O’Neill will want him against Reading to help put some distance between the two sides in the table – will he risk flogging him against Chelsea? The press seem to think so.

Elsewhere this morning, the papers seem totally absorbed with the Manchester derby clash. While we’re all hoping for a Sunday feast, the neutral may well be short changed. This fixture has returned four goals in the last five outings – with a 0-0 and four 1-0 wins. History points to a close encounter and I’m expecting Sir Alex to turn up with Rooney camped in a five-man midfield that includes the protection of Darren Fletcher and Michael Carrick, with Paul Scholes’ wise head orchestrating matters.

Much depends on City. Bizarrely, Edin Dzeko’s selection looks to be key: his size could ruffle the United feathers and that might see Ferguson opt for Chris Smalling at right-back. The papers look certain that Carlos Tevez will start up front with Sergio Augero but I’m leaning towards Dzeko. Certainly, if we see Tevez start with his compatriot, I’m expecting a congested midfield, plenty of huff and puff and probably a scrappy set-piece goal between the teams.

Interestingly, The Times are backing Nemanja Vidic to start and I’ve got an inkling that they could be on to something. Ferguson looked sheepish when discussing the Serb’s fitness and, having watched his back four buckle under Reading’s crossed balls, I wonder if he’s pulled out the stops to get Vidic ready. Again, much will depend on whether Ferguson feels that Dzeko will be a presence for City.

Another point of interest, Vidic’s compatriot, Matija Nastasic, is backed for a start in every lineup this morning, as is David Silva, who, according to the Daily Mail late last night, is 100% fit.

There’s little conjecture to be found elsewhere, leaving us content that this could be a weekend with few teamsheet surprises. We certainly need some stability to allow us to dream of double Gameweek profits. I certainly need calm. I’m trying to shake the image of Stephane Sessegnon gyrating on my lap, slowly sliding my Fantasy armband over his stumpy muscled leg like a fancy garter, whilst Steven Fletcher grins in the corner with his Robert Smith lippie.

Double Gameweeks are that scary.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Revival
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    Anyone else hoping Michu yellow today so he miss Capital One cup tie!

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    1. Parm
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      **Waves hand in the air**

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    2. teddy.
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      Laudrup?

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    3. Billy Gilmore
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      \o/

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    4. Mavric Marco
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      That would be poetry in motion

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    5. QPR expects... glory!
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      I actually think that will be planned! But of course, footballers don't do that sort of thing. Just like they never get their 5th yellow the game before an away game on Boxing Day 😉

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    6. Joga Bonito®
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      He'll most likely do it on purpose.

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  2. SwindonSteve
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    Walcott to Sess for a freebie for just one week?

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    1. Revival
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      If free yes

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    2. Mavric Marco
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Yes! and Captain Sess

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    3. Sammy
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      Yes for free..

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  3. teddy.
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    Nice imagery, Mark...

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      lol

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  4. Blue Moon Rising
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    Michu, Fellaini or Berba captain?

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    1. COMH
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      Fellaini

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    2. Blue-Ghosts
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      berba

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    3. Blue Moon Rising
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      Such a difficult choice.

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  5. COMH
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    Ok final decision time

    (c) Fellaini or Sessegnon?

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    1. gunnerboy
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      Fellaini

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    2. Blue-Ghosts
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      sesssssss

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    3. Mavric Marco
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Yes the Sess

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  6. Barnsley FC
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    Great preamble as always. Not that FF isn't entertaining enough, but this sort of article just makes it that little bit better.

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      It's what I look forward to on a saturday morning...the weekend starts here 😉

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      1. Barnsley FC
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        Fact

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  7. Jebiga
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    Fletcher captain ?

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      I wouldn't. Other options

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    2. COMH
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      Don't do it mate.

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      1. COMH
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        Getting 2 games out of his this week will be a challenge itself.

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    3. Jebiga
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      thanks mates

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  8. La Roja
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    any1 knows who takes peno's for Sunderland?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Larsson has taken them most recently. That may have changed. That's all we can go by though.

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    2. Smurf
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      Larsson.

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    3. Revival
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      Larsson, Sess, Gardner looks like the order.

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  9. NATSTER
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    Nothing.

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    1. NATSTER
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      reply fail... 🙁

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  10. Sean.
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    snodgrass or pilko ? 🙂

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    1. QPR expects... glory!
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      Sgt Pilko

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  11. Rasping Drive
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    Sublime article, Mark, nice one.

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  12. Smurf
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    My team this week:

    Reina
    Baines / Cuellar / Shorey
    Silva / Sessegnon (c) / Taarabt / Puncheon
    RVP / Giroud / Fletcher (vc)

    Begovic / Sterling / Nelsen / Walcott

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good to Go..Good luck man, I am also a fellow Sess (c)

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  13. b3- bish bash bosh
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    le fondre captain,anyone with me

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      Hermmmmm....No

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    2. Solenya
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      Good shout imo

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    3. QPR expects... glory!
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      Me! With bells on my DGW sleigh!

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  14. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    Garrido (swa) or Rafael (mci)?

    Oh and Berbatov (c)?

    Thanks

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    1. b3- bish bash bosh
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      garrido im not expecting much if any goals in that match

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    2. Blue-Ghosts
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      garrido and berba ftw

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    3. Mavric Marco
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      I was going to do berba (c) until I here'd Ruiz was out. Im doing Sess (c)

      oh and Rafa

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  15. Mumm-Ra
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    Right. Gone for Michu (c) over Berbatov. If Berbatov proceeds to get his k**b out tomorrow I will shut mine in my car door

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Looks Nice, No Ruiz for fulham who make Berba do his thing so I think he may get an assist but not much else

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  16. snowman
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    demel or cameron to start???

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    1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Cam

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  17. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Armband keeps jumping around 🙂

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  18. GOONER
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    Do silva to Fellaini or not?

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    1. Smurf
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      Why dump Silva?

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      1. GOONER
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        I dont want to dump Silva but but I need Fellaini

        and can not dump Sess or Michu or Mata

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    2. Mavric Marco
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      Yes do it. Fellaini will rip spurs apart!!

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  19. NATSTER
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    Play Gorkss and bench Demel.

    Yes or No?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      No, play Demel imo.

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      1. NATSTER
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        You think a risk of Gorkss coming on or playing second game?

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          Well there are no signs he will play...and to be honest I'd still fancy Demel to outscore whatever he does! At least Demel has a home game and a chance of a CS.

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          1. NATSTER
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            Thanks unreal.. Switch, I think.

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  20. snowman
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    lallana > gardener for free worth it or save transfer?

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      Save it. Lallana has RDG this week.

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      I had a dream lallana scored, I would say with reading at home for soton not worth it

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    3. b3- bish bash bosh
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      save

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    4. Sean.
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      armband being drawn in the direction of fellaini
      5,15,13,4,10,9 last six games 😀

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  21. Valar(Keith)
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    Mignolet Mata Fellaini Cazorla OR Rvp for captain?

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    1. b3- bish bash bosh
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      rvp

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    2. King Nemanja
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      Son?

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    1. Revival
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      SAF Could throw him in against City alright. With Sunderland following week at home he won't be needed there, and can have a nice 2 week recovery pre Xmas schedule.

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  23. La Roja
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Why does Sess Captain feel so fecking wrong???

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    1. Solenya
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      Because AJ(c) is the right thing to do 😉

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  24. hillbillypete
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    thought about bringing in another Sunderland player for a hit but their fixtures are 5hite and they don't score goals.

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  25. Godfather Bandit 42
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    Gorks>Shorey or Bassong? for a hit?

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    1. COMH
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      Shorey by a mile

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  26. Timon
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    "I’m trying to shake the image of Stephane Sessegnon gyrating on my lap"
    whoah 😀

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    1. Parm
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      Might captain RVP now 😉

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      1. Smakies
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        thinking about it too !

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  27. snowman
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    thanks guys so what about demel > shorey for a free?

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  28. Mikei
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Ideal player for Captain?

    RvP, Berbatov, Michu, Fellaini or Sessegnon?

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  29. Wayne Enterprises
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Is it worth transferring Suarez out for someone, maybe Defoe or Berba?

    Here's my team;

    (I’ve already used my free transfer to do Bale > Felliani)

    Begovic
    Hughes Nelsen Davies
    Sterling Felliani Silva Mata (C) Michu (Vc)
    RvP Lambert

    Guzan Ridgewell Gorkss Suarez

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