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22 January 2011 1412 comments
Mark Mark
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When Carlos Tevez fetched his brace and Bonus in Gameweek 23 to boost his owners’ returns and put a knife in my heart, I searched everywhere for a scrap of consolation. The only thread I could muster was that, given his return against Wolves, his owners would surely think twice about swapping in double Gameweek assets or even Robin Van Persie. Sitting on Dimitar Berbatov and Fernando Torres, I could only look for my faith in them ahead of Gameweek 24 to pay off and hope that Tevez owners would sit still. There might just be a silver lining in there somewhere.

This evening Tevez huffed a puffed around a Villa Park pitch with his owners hoping that he could throw off the shackles and match the impressive tallies recorded by Torres, Berbatov and Van Persie – he failed.

The power certainly shifted. Berbatov exploded once again – another hat-trick, taking him to 17 goals for the season. The formula now seems confirmed – Old Trafford+Wayne Rooney=Big Berbatov returns.

Rooney himself, wrongly selected ahead of the Bulgarian in my Scout Picks going on today’s showing, fetched a pair of assists and scraped Bonus. The trip to Blackpool may yet bring further points for Rooney, but with confidence flowing through his icy veins, few would back against further Berbatov returns at Bloomfield Road. That’s if he plays of course – we need reminding that Alex Ferguson dropped his goal machine to the bench following his five goals against Blackburn; nothing is assured.

Having said that, perhaps Robin Van Persie’s contribution in Arsenal’s 3-0 drubbing of Wigan was nailed-on. Subject of a recent Knee Jerk, the Dutchman’s form continues to demand the upmost attention from Fantasy Managers. Van Persie has snatched the thunder from both Samir Nasri and Cesc Fabregas and is hauling points at an alarming rate. With fixtures falling in his lap, it’s hard to see Van Persie letting up; unless another tweak or twinge intervenes of course.

Then we have Torres – his brace at Wolves signaled his gradual ascent back to form. Two goals away from home, with Fulham at Anfield still to come in the Gameweek. He’ll be licking his lips, as will his owners.

What a difference a week makes. Suddenly Carlos doesn’t look so essential. While he’s got his feet up in midweek gazing at the pictures of his kids on the mantelpiece, Torres, Berbatov and Rooney will be helping themselves to more points. Then, in Gameweek 25, while he takes the banana skin trip to Birmingham – today’s big scoring trio all have home fixtures to follow their doubles.

Few of us can find a place for all these riches. Fantasy Managers have no choice but to shuffle the forward line with form and fixtures, back hunches and hope for results. One thing looks certain – standing still, getting locked in by FPL prices and putting faith in long-term returns from your strikers looks folly. Having the resolve to say goodbye an old faithful is a big ask, but if you can anticipate the power shifts or at least go with it, it looks likely to prove crucial.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Akers
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    Wow, Rooney, really?

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    1. sy
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      Anything Rooney can do fahey can do better!

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  2. cucumber
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    thinking about making a move for meireles as a differential. anyone else considering it?

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    1. chinmusic
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      Other people don't have "differentials" for a reason. No.

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      1. Vermeerish
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        Philisophical

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      2. Akers
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        ?

        You're kinda missing the point there chinmusic.

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        1. chinmusic
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          I guess the point I was trying to make was "differential" usually equals poor choice.

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    2. gruffyboy
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      Not with Stevie Me coming back in

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      1. applebonkers
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        +1

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    3. Syd.
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      Gerrard will be back next game.. So his returns will be limited

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  3. Geevious
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    My MF looks like this: Nani Bale VdV Adam Walcott.

    thinking about selling Bale, any advice on who to get in?

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    1. gruffyboy
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      Walcott?

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      1. Geevious
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        I have him...

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        1. gruffyboy
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          That bottle of wine went down very nicely.

          Have you considered Walcott?

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          1. gruffyboy
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            Or maybe Essien - some decent fixtures coming up + a DGW

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            1. Geevious
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              getting a Chelsea player doesn't look like a safe bet, or is it?

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    2. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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      Would you need to do much rearranging to get Tim Cahill? Everton have great fixtures.

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      1. Geevious
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        I was thinking of that.. I might do that depending on when Cahill comes back

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        1. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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          I think he's back for week 26... I'm planning to get him in that week.

          He's missed some training session for Aus though so there's question marks over his fitness that I'll be monitoring.

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    3. Back on the horse
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      Dempsey?

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  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    Sorry for the repost but it got lost in the ether...

    (current team:
    Kingson, Van der Sar
    Coleman, Vidic, Skrtel, Huth, Simpson
    Nasri, Van der Vaart, Nani, Nzogbia, Adam
    Torres, Tevez, Varney)

    Thoughts on my initial WC team:

    Begovic, Van der Sar
    Coleman, Vidic, Kelly, Huth, Djourou
    Nasri, Van der Vaart, Nani, Barton, Adam
    Bent, Tevez, Van Persie

    Should I even WC now??

    Much appreciated.

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    1. Geevious
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      I'd give Bent more time personally. He scored but didn't have the best performance out there

      Get Foster in for GW27

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i might sneak foster in now

        i'm not sure about bent and tevez

        maybe torres and berbs?

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      2. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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        I agree on Foster... a good Birmingham player to have for the double/triple in week 27 because even if Birmingham miss week 28 you've another keeper. Beovic has a good game that week and rotates nicely with Foster for quite a few weeks.

        Could you change Vidic and Djorou/Kelly to Rafael and K Toure... City have good fixture. Or plan that when Arsenal have cover and Djorou isn't a certain starter.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          hadn't thought about rafael

          is the general consensus that he's nailed on?

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      3. Pigvig
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        Isn't that what Darren Bent does?

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    2. Akers
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      It's bold, I'll give you that.

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      1. mvtaylor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Hahaha

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        haha i'm just toying with it at the moment

        do you think i should play it now or hold on?

        i am thinking of price rises and not missing out on any more points from rvp, and catching the worm before the lawn is empty... or something

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        1. Pigvig
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          RVP is going to scream up in price. I Might knee jerk and throw him in now.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            exactly

            i was gonna hold off til wk27 but i'm thinking otherwise now

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            1. Pigvig
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              Me too. Risky though cos of injuries and cancellations. I think I am just going to take a 4 pointer to stuff RVP into my team for now.

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        2. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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          I think definitely play it... in some ways it's the best week to play it... you'll know the Carling Cup results and who will miss games in week 28.

          And chances are that the players you want to buy next week will be the same as now, just more expensive.

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  5. Scratch
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    14 years, 10 months ago

    Ugh this is why i hate the assist rule on FPL.. O'Shea getting an assist for that Nani goal is just stupid. He's afraid of the ball, plays a nothing square pass to Nani (and then runs away) who grabs a yard and scores from 25yards

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    1. Geevious
      • 14 Years
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      +1

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    2. mvtaylor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Makes up for Berba stealing his earlier effort though?

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  6. Paul
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    so scores must be pretty high around here today????

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    1. Big Dunc
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      Yep, cant you tell from the smug tone of Mark's article? 🙂

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Only 4 question marks?

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    3. Pigvig
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      I think so. I got a green overall but a red in the FFS league.

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  7. rasher
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    jeez faheys's miss for Birmingham was bad a simple tap in I actually know him he won't be happy

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  8. AP
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    Rooneh Roooooneh.

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    1. gooner dave
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      Question for you ap..... As united fan, what's your take on rooneys performance today? Think he's looking better no doubt, but bar assists doesn't look a good prospect in fantasy terms right now ie scoring goals.

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      1. Akers
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        Matter of time.

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        1. gooner dave
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          Forgive my ignorance Akers, but he's not even getting that many shots off. Please explain why I'm wrong and your right and why I should keep him in my team.

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            dont ever ask anyone but your bird for forgiveness in this life

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            1. gooner dave
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              Fair enough RBJ, re fpl and the time football takes up I ask her forgiveness on a daily basis.

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          2. Akers
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            He's now playing well, and will score at some point. As soon as he scores he'll start to get hungry for goals and go on a run.

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      2. AP
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        Thought he was great today. He's not playing in the same position as last year, he's far deeper so he won't be scoring a lot of goals. What he is getting is loads of assists though and is generally linking up play.

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        1. gooner dave
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          Fair enough.cheers.

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  9. Vermeerish
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    Parker's looking Memphis

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  10. mvtaylor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Just seen Billys goal for Everton on MOTD.

    That should not be a Felablablabla assist.

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  11. denial
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    Oh Coleman you little bugger.

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  12. Syd.
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    FFS Seamus

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  13. BONZ
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    Fahey & Coleman.........TAXI

    shocking miss from each

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I've got him, and I'm not complaining! 😉

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  14. Back on the horse
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    Is there a way to do the same as a ctrl f on an iPhone?

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  15. HST
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    Al Habsi is some shot stopper.

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    1. Marknlard
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      Amazing save, that one.

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      1. HST
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        He has stopped Fab getting me a monster score, he's officially in the dog house.

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          +1

          Although he is at least in my team.

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  16. denial
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    Van Persie is total class. Love watching him play.

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    1. Akers
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      Same. One of my favourite players,

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  17. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    jesus, predator on film 4, the movie is just one long quotable, fccuking genius....i could go on all night with the quotes..

    withnail and i on at 1210 channel 4 gents, if you havent seen it, your life is lacking.

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    1. AP
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      Best action film ever made.

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    2. The Bandit
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      W & I is a classic!

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    3. Vermeerish
      • 16 Years
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      Blimey didn't realise Roger Ebert came on here

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  18. The Face
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    How many points did you all get then?

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    1. LaLa
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      not enough -65

      Why did evrA come off- anyone know?

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      1. Dave Bauer
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        On tweets - rested.

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    2. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Green.

      (answer incase it was a trick question.)

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  19. Akers
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    lol Walcott

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  20. SuperDorrans
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    Does anyone else think the second wildcard rule should be scrapped next season? I think it's a little unfair, someone in my league had no DGW players coming into this week, so he wildcarded this week and got in eleven DGW players!

    He scored 98..

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    1. Feanor
      • 16 Years
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      No. It gives people having terrible seasons something to hold on to.

      People like me.

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      Since I did mine this week and am sat on 93 with plenty left, I'm going to say....nah.

      😉

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    3. Geevious
      • 14 Years
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      you have one too...

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      1. mvtaylor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I got 95 w/o the wildcard.

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  21. defTouch85
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    82 points with 10 to play 🙂 hopefully I can climb back into the top 1,000 this week

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  22. AP
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    Bahaha that VP pen was far worse than spud heads. AWFUL.

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  23. Torres76
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    RVP on fire

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  24. mufc802
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    Cesc looked very good in that, could have scored a few another day.

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    1. AP
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      Merking that defender was pretty amusing.

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    2. Akers
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      Agree. Dodged a bullet there.

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  25. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    4 points hit to bring in RVPand Barton for Carroll and Nasri?
    RVP just seems too unstoppable to not have.

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    1. BONZ
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      injury will stop him soon......he is made of glass!

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  26. Marknlard
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    Average positions in Wolves v Liverpool:

    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/gamecast/_/id/293055?cc=5739

    Torres was the only Liverpool player with an average position in the Wolves half.

    The Wolves centrebacks were the only Wolves players with an average position in the Wolves half.

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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      Yep. all three goals were very strange breakouts.

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    2. Big Dunc
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      Thats Dalglish for you...

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  27. BONZ
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    just notived Bent 3 bps - 1 touch in the box only 25 outside the box!

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      23 total touches.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      He scored the winning goal! 😯

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    3. Pigvig
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      Scored the only goal though.

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  28. McEwan
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    After watching that, the eggs in arsenal basket almost paid off! Worth shipping Nasri in the near future?

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  29. t255
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    Just seen the 3rd RVP goal on MOTD. Walcott 99% didn't touch it so it should be a fabregas assist. Email away comrades

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      you sir are the biggest godshite on ehre, and thats aying alot.

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      1. ...---...
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        Kettle, Pot, RBJ.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          rock, paper, scissors.

          muppet

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          1. ...---...
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            Fanny, Cock, Arse.

            Tit.

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  30. HST
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Did Torres just give the ball to a Wolves player after he scored and give it some banter?

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    1. michaelington
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      yeah he did, he gave ball to stearman, they had bit of a battle in first half

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      1. HST
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        • 16 Years
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        Like it.

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        1. Big Dunc
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          • 16 Years
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          He's a horrible little scroat that Torres. Almost as bad as Steven 'headbutt the camera' Gerrard

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          1. HST
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            He must get tired of getting agricutural championship centre backs kicking f*ck out of him due to lack of talent most weeks.

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            1. Big Dunc
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 16 Years
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              true but no need to be so smug. At least he didnt give him one of these 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJyOqJ5VLvA

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