634x258 Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Give The Todd Some Love
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    Taarabt will produce today. I can feel it in my balls

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      That's a worry.....

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    2. bennydebull
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      lance armstrong had that - nasty.

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    3. Smakies
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      better give them to him so he can score

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    4. afcblegend
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      😆

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    5. 4-4-who?
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      17 goals all season is it for QPR. Not sure what that feeling you have is...

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
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        My balls have a mind of their own then, I guess

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    6. COMH
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      If Taarabt is involved it will most likely be testicular cancer.

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
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        Is it wrong that I lolled at that?

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  2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    why do i feel thta out of all the captaincy choices..... i have it on the wrong guy

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      who?

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        michu......hopin swans on a high, michu to lead the line angainst a leaky newcastle......then again.............

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        1. 4-4-who?
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          I'm going Michu for the differential 🙂

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  3. Sponge-worthy
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    who to captain, lamb, kun, gerrard, bale..??

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    1. Kurtd
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      tevez

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      1. La Roja
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        what with this start pal?

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        1. La Roja
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          star on ur grav*

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      2. Sponge-worthy
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        well thanks for dat

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    2. La Roja
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      Kun out of those lot

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  4. You Must Be Jokin Ere
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    After selling RVP for Suarez this was the most difficult (c) choice of the season.............Baines, Bale, Lambert, Michu, Fletcher & Suarez all worthy candidates......................went with Michu - fingers crossed

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  5. Merlinho
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    Questions
    1) Start BDavies or Cameron (I have Begovic in goal) - currently on Davies
    2) Bench RVP? I have a midfield of Mata, Coutinho, Walcott, Michu, Gardner and forwards of Suarez, Lambert, RVP and have to bench one
    3) Captain Lambert? Other options are Mata or Suarez, but Lambert is tempting me.

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    1. Lateriser 12
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      Cameron
      Start RVP over Gardner
      All good options. Go with instinct.

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  6. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Mig

    Davies GJ Clyne

    Mata Walcott Bale Michu

    Suarez Aguero Lambert

    Bench: Bunn Kebe Pearce Onouha

    Good to go?

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    1. Lateriser 12
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      Yep. Good to go.

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      1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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        Cheers. 🙂

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    2. Merlinho
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      Looks that way

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    3. Tommy J
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      Yep

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    4. La Roja
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      solid

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    5. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Captain?

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  7. Tommy J
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    My front 8:

    Michu/Bale(c)/Fellaini/Mata/Walcott
    Suarez/Sturridge/Lambert

    Benching Sturridge-any one strongly disagree(valid reason?)

    Cheers

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    1. Merlinho
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      I'd probably bench him given injury concerns.

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      1. Tommy J
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        Agreed....

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  8. Lord Flashheart
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    Done and dusted - better die hoping than live with no hope
    Aguero(c)

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      boo.

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      1. Lord Flashheart
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        I know u are not a fan 🙂 me neither
        But punting

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    2. Lord Flashheart
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      At least I have 3 days of hope

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    3. Jordan.
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      34 points incoming,good decision....

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  9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    PARMTREE??? Yes - do it!!! 😀

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    1. Lateriser 12
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      ??

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Why are you spamming with your parmtree shout outs? One is enough. Thank you.

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  10. isacki: full casual
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    Good to go then?

    DDG
    Baines Johnson Clyne
    Mata Bale (vc) Walcott Michu Fellaini
    Lambert (C) Giroud

    Bunn, Anichebe, Davies, Pearce

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Nice Captain choice. I don't have the balls for that.

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    2. abk
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      Looks good. Lambert (C) could work nicely

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Yes, good luck.

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    4. Lateriser 12
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      Lovely. VC Giroud? it'll motivate him, i promise.

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    5. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      nice

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    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Absolutely. Same captain as me!

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    7. You Must Be Jokin Ere
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      5 minutes ago i took (c) off Lambert and gave it to Michu on the basis that i don't think he was drinking his head off all week...................

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    8. isacki: full casual
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      Thanks all. Don't let me down Wenger/Moyes

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  11. Jimbo123
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    Hernandez or Aguero this week only?

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
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      Chic

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  12. thischarmingman
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    Wait, I got Sturridge on bench! What to do?

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  13. abk
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    Captain Bale, Michu or Mata?

    At the moment its on Bale but the other 2 are tempting

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    1. Sponge-worthy
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      bale out of them..

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  14. theluckiest
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    One question...

    LAMBERT or BA?

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    1. Sponge-worthy
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      lambs

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      Lambert.

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    3. Perthite
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      Lambert

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  15. Castiel
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    Saw this Liverpool lineup on twitter. From someone whos generally spot on

    Pepe, Johnson Carra Agger Enrique, Lucas Allen Gerrard, Downing Coutinho Suarez.

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    1. Hitman MHK
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      Not any use to me, but thanks!

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  16. skodaole2
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    Bench Michu or Fellaini?

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  17. Pablitto
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    lads latest news on STURIDGE anyone?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      out according to some reports

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Nice top.

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    3. bennydebull
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      Who's you grav?

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  18. iCon
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    That's it done! RVP(c); now into the shower so I can't change my mind!

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  19. TorresMagic™
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    Score prediction for TOT vs ARS?

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    1. abk
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      3-2

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      5-4

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    3. Jax
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      spurs won't win

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  20. fatherted
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    Jevans likely to start??

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    1. abk
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      hope so!

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  21. FPL Daniel
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    So who to play RVP or Sissoko?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      rvp

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      RVP. Definitely.

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    3. Jax
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      sissoko. rvp will get 1 point.

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        thanks all

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  22. Jesus saves but Bergkamp sc…
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    BERGKAMP!

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  23. Perthite
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    Which 2 to play of RvP Sturridge and Felliani?

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    1. Perthite
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      on RvP & Felliani

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  24. QPR expects... glory!
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    Anyone think Walcott might continue to put Spurs to the sword and outscore Bale?

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  25. Parm
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    Doos; Sturridge to Lambert for -4?
    Your thoughts?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      YES!!! 😆 Responded three times! 😉

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      1. Parm
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        Sorry, these pages are flying 😆

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      No they both play GW29, your not saying you dont have issues next week?

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  26. Tommy J
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    Playing Clyne over Davies-tricky but both will probably score 2 pts max

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  27. Back to Back Ballacks
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    Hurry

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  28. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Madrid vs Barca is at the same as United's game. wtf

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    1. Smakies
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      hopefully we take our revenge

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  29. Hansel
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    Bale or Suarez as captain?

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    1. JELLYFISH
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      Very tough, I fancy Suarez myself but many on here will disagree

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      1. Tommy J
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        I definitely don't fancy him.....

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    2. afcblegend
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      I'm Suarezzin' it

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  30. JELLYFISH
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    Team good to go?

    FDG
    Azpil Zaba Clyne
    Mata Bale Wally Fella
    RVP Suarez (C) Lambert

    (Bunn Sissoko Davies Pearce)

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    1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      I would play Sissy over RVP. But then I believe he will be benched...

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