634x258 Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Gizmo
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Rvp 1st sub... oof! this is going to be painful to watch...

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    1. Gladde Aal
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      I'll be suffering alongside u...

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    2. JWF
      • 16 Years
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      Ditto. Think I'll go to the supermarket around 3pm.

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    3. Birthday Sess
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      I share your pain.

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    4. MCH
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Anyone who benched him will hopefully get what they deserve. It was always a sell or start situation.

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  2. Bendy Busdriver
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Rafa benched Demel get in

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  3. Louis
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    Chill guys!! RVP will play 45minutes and be subbed. SAF has told him to take no risks so he won't be running or shooting much.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      yes it is true, he played him and told him to do nothing. Wouldn't it have been wiser just to rest him?

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    2. alex5
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      i hope your right

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    3. ogqozo
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      It's Van Persie and it's United. He's still probably gonna score two goals just being in the right place with the set piece.

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    4. Breadbin
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      Worst post of the day.

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    5. Ferris Bueller
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      Ridiculous comment. Roll on the new system.

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  4. Drip Doctor
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    Shaw on the bench? Oh ffs, don't come on!

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  5. toxik
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Graham check any news on Puncheon?

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    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
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      Starting.

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  6. heeljames
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    Mixed feelings. I guaranteed that RVP wouldnt be dropped this week and have been proven absolutely right, and the critics utterly wrong. However I subbed him for Lambert. Please be kind Robin.

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    1. MCH
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      What guarantee were you able to provide on that? Were you going to give people points if they started him and he didn't play?

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    2. CarelessGenius©
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      You made a guarantee you couldn't guarantee?

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    3. Carl@streetkids.com.au
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      Nice to meet you Sir Alex

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    4. Gladde Aal
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      so u knew rvp would start but u subbed him??? not making sense

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      1. MCH
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        Clearly felt bad for the guy above who had made the previous worst comment of the day.

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    5. Ferris Bueller
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      A personal guarantee that you didn't personally trust. Just give up now.

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  7. COMH
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    Has Parm posted the teams yet?

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      1. A.
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        You have two Wilkinsons in your Stoke lineup, is one of them a Shotton?

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  8. iCon
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP (C) 😎

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    1. Lateriser 12
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      *bows down*

      Irrespective of the scores.

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    2. little_wizard123
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      Good lad. I predicted he'd start but only had the balls to vice captain (so not having any balls!).

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      1. CarelessGenius©
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        One ball?

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    3. Birthday Sess
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      Balls like baked potatoes

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  9. Tommytour
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ramirez starts YES

    RVP starts HOLY CRAP

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  10. Tommyg
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    Lol RVP starts.

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  11. bdwhite91
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Cheesing about my squad now 🙂 I love everyone in my ML who sold/benched RVP

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  12. Kenny Dogleash
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Stoke, Arsenal, Everton treble paying 10-1.
    Discuss.

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    1. CABAYE4
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Gareth Bale.

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      1. Kenny Dogleash
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Andrey Arshavin.

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  13. Owd Big 'Ed
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    I thought RVP would come on for a 1 pointer late on in the game, or just not feature whatsoever. He really wants to make sure of the league title this season given last season's shambolic ending.

    If he hits form, I am well and truly bollocked.

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  14. Captain Robert Hatch
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ahhh, a Gentleman agreement Howard is out so Federici must sit as well, well played sirs.

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    1. Dr Bronner
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      you think?

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  15. Reckoner
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    I wish I had bookmarked some of the geniuses saying weeks ago that RVP was *certain* to be rested for Norwich.

    More importantly than that though, I wish I wasn't one of the geniuses who sold him this week. 🙁

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    1. Viper
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Anyone that says anything on here has no inside knowledge and only has opinion like you or me!

      It was my opinion he would sit this one out so thats why I went for it.. (RVP - Suarez)

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    2. Carl@streetkids.com.au
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Be careful who you listen to.

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  16. Viper
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP -> Suarez 😎

    This is going to work out well!

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    1. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Don't worry mate, Suarez has 2 games to outscore RVP's one....

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      1. Viper
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        I'll keep telling myself that! At least none of my rivals have captained RVP

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    2. DLL18
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      We'll see what everyone's saying at about 7:30 😎

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  17. Parm
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    Anyone got a camp set up behind the couch that I could join?

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    1. Tommytour
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      I'm using a bomb shelter instead

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
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        How thick are the walls?

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        1. Lawrø
          • 13 Years
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          You...

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        2. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Bunn proof

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    2. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      the "no RVP" couch, I'll think I'll join u

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      1. FINALLY POGREBYNYAK SCORES
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Heres a blanket to cover the TV..

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  18. Sunny 😎
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    No fabio for me and took out RVP! I am going to get screwed

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  19. gebb
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Wow awesome Howard doesn't start. Baines (C) doesn't sound so good anymore

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    1. Jonny
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      i captained baines but not for the CS.

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      1. gebb
        • 13 Years
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        Well you still want the odds of a cs as high as possible, no?

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        1. Jonny
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          true, true, i didn't and don't expect a CS tho.

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  20. Spoiler
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    how can bramble be starting over cuellar again?! screw you oneil

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  21. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    I haven't been this scared since I let out that primal scream and they cut off the umbilical cord. 😯

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      lol

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  22. UnitednationsXI
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Wtf is wrong with cueller and onouha...brought them in on WC in gw25...cueller played every minute till he got injured

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Bramble did well in his absence.

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  23. Jonny
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    • 14 Years
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    on March 1 at 10:32 pm
    JonnyT said:

    "Captaining baines and think RVP will start… "

    just saying 😉

    if baines scores 😉

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  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    can someone post the full lineups?

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        😀

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    1. Carl@streetkids.com.au
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      They're on the previos page

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    2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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      last page

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  25. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Line-up Barcelona (official): Valdes - Alves Pique Mascherano Alba - Thiago Busquets Iniesta - Pedro Messi Villa.

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    1. Kostja
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      wo ho

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  26. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Line-up Real Madrid (official): DiegoLopez - Ramos Varane Pepe Coentrao - Modric Kaka Essien - Callejon Morata Benzema

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      is that a joke?

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      1. DLL18
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Leauge's well gone, it's all about the CL now.

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Weakish. They're resting for the United game then.

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    3. Dr Bronner
      • 14 Years
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      Rested...ergh

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    4. Jimmers
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      Mourinho taking a different approach to SAF

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    5. Samwise the Brave
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      Ronaldo and di maria rested, not good news for utd

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    6. Give The Todd Some Love
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      I actually quite like that team apart from Modric. Morata looks good, and I really like Kaka and Callejon

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    7. NATSTER
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      Ronaldo?

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  27. The Assassin-Faced BabyDave
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    Amateur keepers day????? wtf????

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  28. Carl@streetkids.com.au
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    This is going to be funny when RVP doesn't score.

    ...and I'm an RVP supporter

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    1. Mull
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      +1 but then again I'd love to see people moaning about selling him after the games.

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  29. Petr Cech Yourself Before Y…
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP starts (starts masterbating furiously)

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    1. Parm
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      What if RVP is firing blanks? 😉

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    2. The Bandit
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      doesn't mean he's the second coming...

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  30. Adnan Shah
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    Any chance of Sturridge not featuring at all? 😛

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    1. CABAYE4
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      Pretty high by the sound of things.

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