Fixtures
19 February 2011 1298 comments
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Everton’s penalty shoot-out victory over Chelsea this afternoon -more on this game and other fixtures to come in the Cup Notes to follow- means they have duly qualified for the fifth round of the FA Cup. Congratulations to them.

More importantly for Fantasy Managers, this now means that the previously reported fixture upheaval has been avoided. With Chelsea now out of the FA Cup, their (already once postponed) fixture at home to Manchester United will stay in place and be played out on the evening of Tuesday March 1. United now keep their double fixture in gameweek 28 as a result, with an away trip to Wigan next weekend, followed by the Stamford Bridge clash days later.

Most will have probably predicted, planned and expected Chelsea to come out their fourth round replay as victors and see this double gameweek nullified; Fantasy Managers now need to prepare for United’s double, while Chelsea are back in the gameweek hat having dodged involvement in the dreaded “blank gameweek”.

Everton’s progress to the fifth round has no impact on their fixtures right now. They will play out their fifth round tie with Reading on March 1 – this will not disrupt their double fixture in gameweek 29 (new&BIR).

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  1. Locarno
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    The leader is on 1,538 points. 😯

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Fecking Norah!

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    2. Boom!!!
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      jesus christ 😯

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Is that you in 37th Boom?

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        1. Boom!!!
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          yes 🙁

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            You were a bit light on India eh?

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            1. Boom!!!
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              i didn't expect that india will score that highly against bangladesh so just gone with gambhir...hope this helps me in longer term 😉 and india's next match is against england on saturday...

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                True enough, I think I'm getting rid of Tendulkar and Sehwag until March 6th myself.

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    3. jamsiep
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      He won't be laughing when he's made 11 transfers after four weeks just to get rid of his Indian and Bangladeshi players....

      ....assuming he stocked up on them, I can't see because I keep getting an error message. 🙁

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      1. Locarno
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        Ian Chappell's team is 59th in the world. 🙂 He had nine players today.

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    4. TommyK
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      How do you do that smiley?

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      1. jamsiep
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        8 & )

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      2. Locarno
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        A colon :

        then a hyphen -

        then a closing bracket )

        All close up.

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        1. Locarno
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          Oh, that one. Colon shock colon - close up.

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            My colon had a shock after all that Carlsberg last night

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        2. TommyK
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          Thanks!
          8&)

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          1. jamsiep
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            Win.

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          2. TommyK
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            Ah shite- looked at the wrong one!
            😯

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          3. Locarno
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            🙂 Lose the &

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          4. Waldaz
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            Dejavu?

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          5. Bubbles
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            LOL. Classic FFS.

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      3. Henry Hill
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        🙂

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  2. andy85wsm
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    Carrick and Gibson - giant killing?

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    1. jamsiep
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      I hope not.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        You must really hate their manager

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        1. jamsiep
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          Not half as much as Boston fans do....

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          1. andy85wsm
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            So what exactly happened? do other non league teams hate them because they have cash?

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            1. jamsiep
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              Yeah, they have loads of money from unknown backers from the Far East, that's why people don't like the club...

              As for the manager, read this:

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/6113856.stm

              He shouldn't be allowed to work in football anymore. Boston went into administration after he left because of their deadly dealings....

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  3. Attila the Bum
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    Is Malinga still good?

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    1. andy85wsm
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      I never knew you were so into cricket

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        I prefer playing to watching but I do enjoy it. I just don't keep up with it too much outside of the big tournaments. I know fudge all really compared with most on here.

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    2. pompeyfan
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      Yes, should get some wickets early on I would've thought

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    3. Locarno
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      Yeah. On his day, virtually unplayable.

      And when Pakistan start, everyone should get Gul in. Superb bowler.

      *unless the Pakistan players have put money on the loss

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    4. Boom!!!
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      yes he is ....how can i forget his 4 wickets off 4 balls against southafrica in the last world cup...

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      1. jamsiep
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        That was so unbelievably epic, shame they didn't win after that. If they had, it would have been one of the most heroic piece of bowling in the history of cricket... I'm off to watch it again on youtube, if I can find it.

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    5. jamsiep
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      Oh yes. I'd imagine that he'll tear Canada apart... Can't decide on whether to go for him or Murali for that game.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Just sussing out if I should give him the (c), think I will. I remember him and his weird (almost cheaty) bowling tekkers being pretty devastating.

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        1. Locarno
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          I'm playing it safe and going with Sanga.

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          1. Boom!!!
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            😯 last time canada played srilanka they were bowled out for only 36...if srilanka bowl first i might captain malinga otherwise it has to be sanga...

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        2. Akers
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          They both have dodgy actions.

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          1. jamsiep
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            Malinga's isn't dodgy though, it's just ridiculous. Murali's is just straight up cheating! 😛

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            1. Locarno
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              Agreed. Malinga's is a sling-shot action and I'll never know how he gets the ball on target.

              Murali's a bent-arm cheat.

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              1. Boom!!!
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                'Murali’s a bent-arm cheat'
                i thought only aussies hate murali 😛

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                1. jamsiep
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                  Especially Ross Emerson.

                  I don't hate Murali at all, nor do I actually think that he's a cheat.

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            You not bothering with the league Akers?

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            1. Akers
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              Can't be bothered.

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          3. jamsiep
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            P.S. Have you seen that Murali is going to be playing for Gloucs in the next two 20/20 campaigns? I'm not going to be complaining about his action then!

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    6. jamsiep
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      His slower ball is lethal.

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  4. Cashnex
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    Good to see Torres back in form.

    Oh, it's Sergio.

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  5. IAmTheWalrus
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    A young man is given a yellow brick by his dying grandfather. The grandfather tells him it's a special brick and not to ever sell it or give it away or to ever bounce it from a high building, it's a bouncing brick. The man didn't believe him but sure enough the brick bounced and was wonderful. He loved his yellow brick and carried it everywhere. One day a billionaire came to him and said that he wanted the yellow brick and the man wouldn't sell it. Eventually the billionaire offered an amount of money the man couldn't refuse. He passed on the same warning of not bouncing the brick from a height. The bricks new owner was delighted and the first thing he did with his new brick was to go to the top of the tallest building and threw it at the ground as hard as he could and the brick whizzed up into the air, never to be seen again.

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    1. Locarno
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      Never mix the blue and red pills.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Ok.

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    3. Mulder
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      ...........

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    4. Holy See
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      The punchline really delivers.

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  6. Locarno
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    Christ, Carrick can't even look good against this lot.

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    1. Hank
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      He's no Johnnie Jackson is he?

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      1. Locarno
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        To be honest? No, he's not. Struggles in defence, struggles to link with his forwards, hasn't scored a goal for what seems like seven years...

        You can have Jackson for £4million.

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        1. Hank
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          You'll have to pay us more than i'm afraid.

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  7. IAmTheWalrus
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    A man is going to get on a plane with his very special budgie. The budgie can talk, sing and juggle at the same time. The only thing is the budgie needs special attention all the time or he'll stop performing forever. So when the owner tries to board the plane with the budgie the crew stop him and tell him the budgie can't be on the plane. He's very distressed at this news and continues to argue. He eventually convinces the crew to bolt the cage to the wing and for him to have a window seat, it costs him a lot of money to arrange this. He sits at the window playing with the budgie, rubbing the window, blowing kisses and the budgie loves it. Half way through the flight he needs to go to the toilet. There's a nun sitting beside him and he asks her to play with the budgie while he does his business. When the man comes back from the toilet the nun is shaking and apologizing. The man is saying "what happened?" and the nun says "i was sitting here playing with the budgie having a great time and next of all BAM! a yellow brick knocked the whole cage right off the wing"

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    1. Locarno
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      I laughed until I stopped.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Ok

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      1. IAmTheWalrus
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        ah cumon now, ATB, thats good stuff!

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    3. gooner dave
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      Please tell me there's not a third part to this "joke"? please.....

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  8. Gargamel
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    Has there ever been a lamer chant than 'Who are ya?'?

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    1. Hank
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      "Who are we?"

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      1. Gargamel
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        😆

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    2. greghammer95
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      Usually sang after a goal has gone in (Not in this case) so adrenaline is high. Same here really, Crawley' fans adrenaline must be high.

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  9. Lordjim
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    I don't have the cash for Baines, so which other Everton defender would you pick for their DGW...cheers

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    1. Henry Hill
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      Coleman

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
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      I think most people would prefer Coleman to Baines

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      1. Boom!!!
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        if i have the money i would always prefer baines.

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        1. Lordjim
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          I wish I had the money but I have just 14.8 to buy Cahill and say Coleman...favourable GW28 then the DGW. I have to take the 4 point hit as I am loaded with Ars/Bir/Tot player. Mmmmmm

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          1. organdonor47
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            fellaini and baines?

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  10. greghammer95
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    I wasn't the only one that just see Mike Phelan pick his nose was I?

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      His head will cave in

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    2. jamsiep
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      Oh the game has already started?! Still not going to watch it though.....

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      1. Hank
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        Wise. It's pretty bad.

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        1. TommyK
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          There's so much debris in our reserve team.....

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          1. Hank
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            It's the same team that started against Southampton, and they are playing the same way. Gibbo, Obertan, and now Bebe all look extremely average. It's nothing we haven't seen before though.

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      2. greghammer95
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        Waaaaaaaayyyy to overhyped.

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  11. Nomar
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    Grr. QPR drew at Preston today. Those are games we need to win.

    5 points clear of Forest now, but could've been 7. Not the result I wanted to see but then I had a feeling we'd end up dropping points against the bottom club.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Boo, I hate Preston! Shoulda beat em

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Why do you hate Preston? Good old club.

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        1. andy85wsm
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          Because I go to Uni there with the biggest know it all big headed Preston fan. Safe to say that was 2 years ago. So I started wanting them to do bad and blackout to do well. He was pretty convinced blackpool weren't going to stay ahead of Preston last year. I was pretty happy with blackpools promotion because of that and olly!

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Ah I see. Fair enough 🙂

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      2. Nomar
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        Yes, we should've really. Chasing pack all playing each other over the coming weeks so they'll all be taking points off each other. Lucky for us.

        We should've got a proper striker in the window.

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  12. Locarno
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    Following Ryan Giggs' new deal with Manchester United, Emile Heskey thinks it's about time he had talks about getting a new contract.

    His agent is confident he can get him 300 minutes and unlimited texts for £25 a month.

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  13. _Freddo
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    Bebe is kak.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      u gooners are just jealous of him simply because he is better then bendtner 😡

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      1. _Freddo
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        Lol, Bendtner is kak but hes not that kak.

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        1. _Freddo
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          Obertan is worse then both.

          Crawley don't look out of place here.

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        He's not Boom. Not on current evidence anyway.

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  14. greghammer95
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    Bebe is like your average young teenage footballer, just tries to get it into the box, doesn't bother picking anyone out. I'm sure of it.

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  15. Locarno
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    I just lost £10 on Chelsea.

    On the plus side, a brand new football just landed in my back garden. Cheers, Ashley.

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    1. rasher
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      Haha good one.

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  16. Razmataz
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    If man utd draw with Crawley does that mean the Chelsea fixture will be off again as the replay will be 1st march instead?

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  17. Boom!!!
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    good goal by tiger there,bayern 1-0 up.

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  18. rasher
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    Utd are woefull, why couldn't fergie play a strong team and lash them

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    1. Boom!!!
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      u got ur answer with that goal now 😉

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      1. rasher
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        Heh heh I love when that happens 🙂

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  19. FPL Daniel
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    Who is better option fantasy wise at the moment Rooney or Fabs?

    With the double and 3 games instead of 1 obviously it is Rooney but its very hard to bring Fabre back in your team, because there will always be other priority transfers so he will stay longer. Beside the Liv game Utd has also great fixtures like Arsenal. Arhhhh Che if u weren't so stupid I wouldn't have this dilemma at all. !!!

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  20. Locarno
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    Wes Brown goal.

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  21. andy85wsm
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    Oh dear chico, well done brown!

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  22. TommyK
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    Ha, Gibson puts in the best ball of the night......

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  23. IAmTheWalrus
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    gibson..didnt shoot...he...passed?

    and wat a pass!

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  24. Gargamel
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    Great ball from Gibson there, I think he's a superior passer and shooter to Anderson.

    Yes I know I've lost my credibility when it comes to Anderson, but still!

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    1. Hank
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      Er....... 😡

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      1. Gargamel
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        Didn't you see? That ball to Hernandez was world class and he provided the assist for the goal too 😉

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        1. Hank
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          He needs about 5 touches for Andersons one. He has no pace and can't tackle. No. 😀

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    2. TommyK
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      Gibson's shocking first touch means no matter how good he is at shooting, he'll never come close to anderson as an all-round player.....

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      1. Gargamel
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        To be fair to Anderson that is true.

        Maybe my problem with Anderson is that I think he's another type of player than he really is.

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  25. rasher
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    Wes brown

    hahahahahahaha

    this should be a rout now hopefully if he can score the rest of the team should too

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  26. Razmataz
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    Damn brown gettin a touch I had Gibson to be first goalscorer

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    1. rasher
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      unlucky

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  27. TommyK
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    Obertan would probably struggle to make the Crawley team on this form.......

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    1. Hank
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      +1

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    2. rasher
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      Yeah man he's frustrating the watch he keeps trying to take them on and he's gettin nowhere, Gibson the only one playing well

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    3. The Stock
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      He'd struggle to be their bus driver...

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      1. rasher
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        Haha he might get to be the water boy

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  28. TommyK
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    Fair play to Gibson, he IS having a good game. Still doesn't mean he can do anything against a half-decent side......

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    1. rasher
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      Yeah true but it will give him a boost with a good performance

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  29. Locarno
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    Fabio 🙂 Shocking miss then a blatant dive.

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    1. TommyK
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      Acually I think the "dive" was Rafael......

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      1. Locarno
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        Really? Was on my way back with a beer. These identical twins - they all look the bloody same.

        Rafael. Apart from his dire tackling, diving and back-chat to officials, he's quality. 🙄

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    2. Boom!!!
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      manunited players never dive except nani 😉

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  30. andy85wsm
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    It's only crawled and he's still shit but some quality balls from Gibson tonight so far

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Crawley* bloody phone

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