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Having cast an eye over a handful of midfield differentials for the run in yesterday, we switch our attentions to those up front. Similarly to our previous piece, many are ensconced in the battle to beat the drop, while one or two may well be playing for their futures, whether it be at their current club or elsewhere.

Daniel Sturridge
With a certain Uruguayan suspended on the sidelines, the January signing remains the focal point of Liverpool’s attack for the rest of this season and the first six fixtures of 2013/14. Certainly, with seven goals and five assists in 12 appearances since arriving from Chelsea, Sturridge has more than justified his lofty self-opinion. His bandwagon was somewhat derailed by a resilient Everton display in the goalless Merseyside derby but with Sunday’s opponents Fulham losing five of their last six, he’ll be confident of returning to goalscoring form. Indeed, the Gameweek 38 home clash with QPR could even see him handed the armband by many – at just 7.0 in FPL and with an ownership under 8%, he looks primed to finish the season with a flourish.

Gabby Agbonlahor
The winger has drifted firmly under the radar as a result of Christian Benteke’s exploits for Villa but he’s certainly worthy of our consideration after a series of outstanding displays. The weekend double at Norwich was far from a one-off; Agbonlahor has now produced six goals, three assists and 11 bonus points in his last six appearances for the midlanders and has proven as influential as the Belgian for Paul Lambert’s side. Coming in at 6.8 in FPL, with an ownership of just 0.4%, Agbonlahor will be vital to Villa’s chances this Saturday at home to Chelsea before a Gameweek 38 trip to fellow-strugglers Wigan.

Andy Carroll
A weekend blank against former club Newcastle fails to mask the strong form of West Ham’s on loan signing. Carroll is clearly determined to place himself firmly in the shop window before heading back to Anfield this summer and as the season winds up, he’s becoming more influential for the Hammers as the Gameweeks go by. Prior to Saturday’s goalless draw, Carroll had scored or assisted in all of his previous five appearances in a run that harvested four goals, a pair of assists and six bonus points. While a trip to Everton is far from straightforward, he’s already accrued attacking returns against United and City in recent matches and with a home game against relegated Reading to finish the season, Carroll (priced at 8.2 in FPL and with an ownership under 2%) will be desperate to end his stint at Upton Park on a high.

Edin Dzeko
City’s upcoming FA Cup final with Wigan next Saturday may prove beneficial to the Bosnian’s game time over the last couple of Gameweeks. With the upcoming trip to Reading arriving just three days after the Wembley showdown, Roberto Mancini could hand Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez starts against the Latics before turning to Dzeko to produce the goals at the Madejski. A Gameweek 38 home clash match with Norwich also holds plenty appeal and, although Mancini’s tinkering is likely to place question marks over Dzeko’s minutes, his goal against West Brom last night served a reminder he is one to consider at just 6.8 in FPL, with an ownership hovering around the 4% mark.

Papiss Cisse
While Wigan’s home loss to Swansea handed them a reprieve, Newcastle still face a real struggle for survival and will be more dependent than ever on the Senegal striker to produce the goods. The Tyneside team have scored just five goals in their last eight league matches but Cisse has played a part in four of those strikes, with a pair of goals and two assists supplemented by four bonus points. A trip to Loftus Road this weekend looks a must-win match before the Magpies entertain Arsenal in the final day of the season – priced at 8.7 in FPL and owned by just over 3%, now is the time for Cisse to prove his worth.

Arouna Kone
A goal and maximum bonus points in Saturday’s win at West Brom ended a run of four games without finding the net for the Wigan forward. Kone has already notched 11 times for the Latics – more than twice the number of any team-mate – and while a tricky trip to Arsenal may prove problematic this weekend, a home showdown with Villa in Gameweek 38 looks enticing. The Ivorian has already racked up double figures against the midlanders earlier this term and, providing Wigan are still in with a shout of survival come May 19, Kone – priced at 6.9 in FPL with an ownership of 5% – could even be a decent shout for the armband.

Callum McManaman
Prior to last night’s disappointing home loss to Swansea, the Wigan winger had demonstrated strong form. McManaman had registered a goal and a couple of bonus points in each of his previous two appearances and coming in at a mere 4.5 in FPL, has offered an in-form, cut-price route into Roberto Martinez’s front three. With today’s news of Sir Alex Ferguson’s retirement perhaps lessening the likelihood of a rest for Robin Van Persie ahead of United home clash with Swansea, McManaman’ acquisition could also help free up cash for those looking to acquire the Dutchman, with many intent on shedding their squads of Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero due to rotation concerns.

Jay Rodriguez
Just a few weeks back, the former Burnley man was hoovering up the attacking returns and looked a viable option to Rickie Lambert amongst Southampton’s forwards. Rodriguez had registered four goals and six assists in just nine appearances from Gameweek 24-32 and looked reinvigorated following the arrival of Mauricio Pochettino to St Mary’s but the Saints’ poor form has seen them hauled back into the relegation battle. With a trip to fellow strugglers Sunderland preceding a home clash against Stoke, Pochettino’s side have one of the most favourable remaining schedules around and Rodriguez – at just 5.2 in FPL with an ownership of only 2% – may be worth considering for those looking for an off the radar gamble with everything still to play for.

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  1. Tuchap - Lurker
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    New Post Up In Here

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    1. Fratboy
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      Lols went for the ultimate post haha

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  2. Fratboy
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    FIRST

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    1. Fratboy
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      TO SAY

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      1. Fratboy
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        PAUL IS A LEGEND BEYOND LEGENDS

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      2. Tuchap - Lurker
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        Commiserations

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      😛

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      🙁

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  3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    So SAF’s last ever game in football will be away to West Brom.…

    Lukaku to be the last player ever to score a goal against a SAF side?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      repost alert

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        riposte alert

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
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        chu leave it

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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          as u wish

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        Chu has stolen my trademark

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    2. /
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      *repost alert*

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    3. Mark
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      I hope so..looks like I'm going to have to hold him with too many things to change elsewhere.

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      1. Fratboy
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        Personally I took a hit for Benteke Mark, I suggest you do the same.

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        really? Are you getting Sturridge by any chance?

        I was looking at Lukaku > Sturridge possibly but I'm unsure. As you said, I wouldn't mind keeping him though...man utd might be a soft touch.

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        1. Mark
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          I'd love to but I've got Michu, DDG, Wilson...I guess I spend points...weighing it up.

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            I think I might let Michu rot on my bench this week as I can't afford the Walcott trade for instance.

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            1. thetinkerman
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              Leaving players rotting on the bench is certainly a valid tactic now unless we need the cash.

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        I hope you didn't just jinx that gloatmark 😮

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        1. GreenWindmill
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          Gloatmarks can be jinxed? Ah nuts. Mark - I'd like to report my own post for removal please 🙂

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          1. Billy Gilmore
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            I don't know! We're in uncharted waters 😯

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            1. GreenWindmill
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              I'm scared 😐

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                1. GreenWindmill
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                  😀

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        excellent prediction...borderline genius 🙄

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  4. Tuchap - Lurker
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    For some reason I dont like the look of Defoe in my team this week.

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Same, Defoe->Studge for me this week.

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    2. nevins84
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      I hear ya.....! It was between him and Kone... duh

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  5. DonTheSpecialOne
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    Repost, In his biography Rooney called Moyes a fecking joke, this ended with Moyes suing Rooney. Will they be able to work together again?

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    1. Mark
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      I very much doubt it. Will be one of the first questions on the press agenda surely?

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        It certainly will be. I doubt it myself, but you never know.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      They have since buried the hatchet

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        When? How?

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      2. DonTheSpecialOne
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        Ok? Didn't know that

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    3. Sánchez
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      Think maybe Rooney to PSG is likely.
      Surely Moyes would be told before joining.

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        With Zlatan looking to return to Italy, this could absolutely happen

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  6. King Nil Miss ✩
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    I´m glad SAF decided to announce this today... nobody gives a damn if Hazard is starting today... No rest theory... No injury theory... No bib theory...Boring!

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      You just had to bring it all back up!

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      1. King Nil Miss ✩
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        I love it!

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  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Afternoon lads 😥 😥 😥

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Who's your favourite replacement ?

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        well my thinking is very outside the box. Whilst everyone is talking Mourinho or Moyes, for me, one man that ticks all the boxes is a Mr. C. Ancelotti

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        1. Gaz Downright
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          he also ticks the "under insane wages at psg" box

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            and the 'out-of-contract-at-end-of-season' box

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            1. FACUPARSE
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              Whoever it be, Utd are on their way down... Mwahahahahahahaha

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  8. Acquafresca
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    Lukaku or Tevez out?

    Sturridge or Dzeko in?

    I know Tevez has Reading but he may not even start..

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    1. junitrules
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      I have the same dilemma,

      Thought about Tevez to Sturridge or Agbonlahor

      Also have Nasri which could become problematic

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  9. King Nil Miss ✩
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    Eying Carrol for the last GW as I don´t know what to do with the money left!

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  10. JJO
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    My current team is
    Hart
    Dawson Hill Demel
    Bale Santi De Guzman Mata
    Aguero Kone Tevez
    1 FT and zero in the bank

    What to do,what to do?
    I will except -4 hit if the solution is good

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  11. A.
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    Hmm, looks like I'll do Michu to Coutinho, but not sure which forward to bring in. Or indeed who to lose 😛

    But it looks like one of the above, I do sort of fancy a punt on Carroll, haven't owned him yet this season

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  12. Gaz Downright
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    Interesting point about Moyes not having worked with a big budget before.

    Most of you might remember what happened when Hodgson moved from the Cottage to Anfield. I was even slightly chuffed with Paul Konchesky in my FPL team for a short while.

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      a very apt comparison there - i say give him a chance though as i'd like to see united fail for once 😉

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    2. GreenWindmill
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      We all were, what a bargain he seemed. Iron Pyrite of the highest order 😡

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    3. Sánchez
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      Hmm. That can happen.
      Sometimes managers dont want to be seen as needing to splash big money.
      Moyes seemed to get his bigger buys right at Everton though.
      One thing nobody is asking though.
      How will Everton perform final 2 games now?
      I have Distin (48 pts in 7 weeks) and Fellaini.

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      1. A.
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        Bilyatdinov cost £15m didn't he? Massive flop.

        That said, I can't think of any other big money flops

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        1. Damo.
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          Johnson, Beattie

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      2. Gaz Downright
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        Did you read the article Sanchez? It discusses how Everton will perform in the final 2 games if Moyes should leave.

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    4. The3rdTurd
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      To put this in context, Fulham to Liverpool was a jump in player salary budget from £45m to £125m. Everton to Man U is £63m to £165m.

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        Nice data there seagull. Seems eerily similar.

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    5. Captain Robert Hatch
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      just out of curiosity, as I haven't a clue, if Moyes is selected would he bring any Eve players with him over to Man U?

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        Depends on the contract talks - it is not uncommon for the former club to forbid the manager from taking players with him.

        You're thinking of Phil Neville right?

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        1. Captain Robert Hatch
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          I'm thinking I have no clue how it works.

          Was just curious if guys followed a manger they enjoy playing for? Or if Managers worked hard to bring a guy over they felt necessary for success.

          It happens in US sports quite frequently.

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  13. Fray Bentos
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    only have sturridge from that list - that'll do pig, that'll do

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      yea sturridge's enough

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  14. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Mark replies to 99% of Unreal's posts!

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    1. Mark
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      You must be joking. That's pretty much impossible.

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        😀

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        1. SW6
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          😀

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            😀

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
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        ^this. Whenever Mark replies to a few posts there is guarenteed to be at least one comment from Unreal to reply to. Completely coincidental

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      3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        😯

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      4. ★FC Borecelona★
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        😀

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      5. GreenWindmill
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        I'm sure you could run some sort of script with a pre-defined list of stock replies:

        "Calm down Unreal"
        "Lets stay on topic please"
        "Enough. I've had to get out of bed for this."

        etc 😉

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          How about your pre-defined list

          "stop boring everyone Greenwindmill"
          "let's stay off the topic of newcastle please"
          "Enough, you're boring us"

          etc 😉

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          1. GreenWindmill
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            I rarely post specifically about Newcastle.

            I am phenomenally dull, however.

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            1. A.
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              :haha:

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              1. A.
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                😳

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                1. GreenWindmill
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                  😆

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      6. Kostja
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        dont mind him 99% of the things he says are not true

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Full time job, that ... 😕

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        ??

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  15. DonTheSpecialOne
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    Off to the gym. Hope Solskjær is announced by the time I'm back. 😉 cya

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Nah I sent in my c.v this morning my years of experience managing top clubs in championship and football manager will get me the job 😉

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      1. FACUPARSE
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        Mate you couldn't get a job picking fruit... or Potatoes.

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      he's been announced as 'super-sub' manager. If anything goes wrong...he'll be there to step in and get the side scoring 4 goals in injury time 😉

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  16. FACUPARSE
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    So are Utd gonna go for a 10-0 win against Swansea this weekend with Scholes and Rooney in the team?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      All about RVP's hattie.

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      1. FACUPARSE
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        As an Arsenal fan I will be drafting Rooney in... even though he is a fat sh*t

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    2. junitrules
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      I'm sure it's going to fire up the players

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  17. The Finnisher
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    So should I be selling Tevez or Aguero for a hit?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      No more hits I reckon. Fixtures are decent for all the DGW teams. But Aguero to go first

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Wait until Saturday.

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      1. The Finnisher
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        And then what?

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        1. junitrules
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          Worry about which player to buy

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          1. The Finnisher
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            I might just do Tevez to Sturridge, mmmmm.

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            1. junitrules
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              I've debated about that, you just know that if you do that move that tevez will start against reading and smash in a hattie or something

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    3. junitrules
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      I got Nasri and Tevez, one, or both need to go, for hit(s)...

      Just can't trust Mankini's team selections now that they have sealed a UCL spot

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  18. Trigg ⭐️
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    I do not envy David Moyes.

    That is all.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      He is the rebound guy, ditched in six months for Mr Right

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        this is rather short-sighted...as is your opinion

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        1. Mark
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          Why so? If could easily be the case.

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            rebound guy? I'd like to know what that means exactly. Seems a harsh assessment to make so soon. Mr Right? Is Mourinho Mr right?

            Did man utd know Fergie was mr right all that time ago? Maybe they had doubts...time is a great healer

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            1. Gaz Downright
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              you don't know what rebound guy means? ... maybe not a bad thing come to think of it

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    2. Mark
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      Aye, he gets a lot of credit with working with limited resources. Quite rightly. Different ball game at OT though and he won't have that as a safety net. I like him - if he gets it, I hope he does well but it's a huge ask.

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Imagine if they have an early exit from Europe too, like last season? Everyone who criticises the fact that he has no big European experience will be all over him.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          They will be all over him for something anyway. He isnt Fergie, and the media wont understand the simple fact that nobody is.

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        2. Mark
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          Yep and over emphasis on Europe could cost him ground in the league. I won't sleep tonight if he's confirmed later 😉

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        3. The3rdTurd
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          Isn't that exactly why it might be better for Moyes to go to a club which is in the Champions League (or hovering near enough he could get them into it), but where the level of expectation is much less than at United, and where any failure in Europe would not be seen as a sacking offence? Spurs would have been perfect for him.

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      2. Fray Bentos
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        seriously though, if mourhinho is effectively available now - why the hell wouldn’t united make every effort to get him? legacy assured, cant say the same for moyes

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        1. The3rdTurd
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          Perhaps having had one manager for 26 years, they value stability and player development more than most of the other elite clubs in Europe.

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  19. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Maggie Thatcher dead, SAF retiring

    Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left

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    1. A.
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      Had this one earlier, sorry 😉

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    2. FACUPARSE
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      sickipedia.com?

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      😆 I wonder if he went for the penis enlargement? 😉

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      1. Fray Bentos
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        😆

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      2. Gaz Downright
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        😆

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    How do you feel when you post a comment, only to then read it again and notice you've made a schoolboy spelling error?

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    1. junitrules
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      Like a schoolboy

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    2. GreenWindmill
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      A part of me dies inside.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      terribull

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      1. /
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        😆

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Its when you see the error just after clicking "post comment" and have to watch the abomination appear, powerless to stop it.

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      1. Mark
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        • 19 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Edit comment is something we'll be looking at once HC is live.

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Still on for next week launch?

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        2. /
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          Nice!!

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        3. The3rdTurd
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          A 'Preview comment' option might be preferable, i.e. before you post?

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
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            Thats only a small issue for trying to get all the ------- formatting of tables and formations right

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            1. The3rdTurd
              • 14 Years
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              It would allow you to fix typos and get table formatting correct. An 'edit comment' option won't help with tables, there won't be enough edit time to get it right.

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          2. Gaz Downright
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            • 15 Years
            12 years, 8 months ago

            I support preview comment over edit comment.

            Once it's published it's out there for replies.

            Edit comment opens all sorts of dodgy situations.

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 8 months ago

              Time limited editing function I believe

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        4. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          This will be a god-send. It can't come quick enough 🙂

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        5. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Oh, the pranks some people will pull with that facility...

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 8 months ago

            Time limited for that reason 😉

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            1. Mark
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              • 19 Years
              12 years, 8 months ago

              Yeah and we'll mark comment with *this comment has been edited*

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              1. GreenWindmill
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
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                Ah, good plan, closes a few avenues to would be japesters.

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              2. Granville
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                • 16 Years
                12 years, 8 months ago

                We should limit the editing to 30 seconds at the most.

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                1. GreenWindmill
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 8 months ago

                  Agreed.

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            2. GreenWindmill
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
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              And make it unavailable during peak times? I.e. at the point of line ups being released, transfer deadlines, etc?

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          2. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
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            😆 So true...

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    5. Captain Robert Hatch
      • 15 Years
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      don't bother me none, I'm a scientist

      spelling schmelling

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    6. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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      That's how I feel every time I post a comment. I swear people must think I'm illiterate.

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  21. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Hmmm. Talkshite sticking to their guns ...

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 19 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      In what way? Are they being controversial and sensationalist by any chance? I couldn't stomach the AVB bashing earlier in the season. I bet they've gone quiet on that now.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
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        😆 Not really. Dunno about the rest - don't listen. 🙂 They've given Moyes the job.

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    2. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Refuse to listen to it these days as it's specifically designed to angry up the blood.

      Ironically, it's when people get sucked into it and react that makes me angry as they just serve to vindicate their approach and cause further 'controversial' opinions. Utter tosh.

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      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 19 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, it's not great. I get what they're doing but it's so unsubtle it's insulting.

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        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          And yet it seems to work. It's essentially a radio station run by WUMs.

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 8 months ago

            Ronh style! 😆

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            1. GreenWindmill
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
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              Truly!

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I agree. Nevertheless, half-an-hour more, and it will start looking like a fact ...

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        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Oh, I'm not necessarily suggesting their reporting is inaccurate (although it may be, I've never really paid a great deal of attention) it's the editorial comment that is pathetic.

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  22. anish10
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    he can't even pull off a suit

    https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/332130374178177026/photo/1

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    1. Mark
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      • 19 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Jeez...he's made the mistake of standing next to Danny Welbeck looking effortlessly slick too. Major error.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        😆 Game changer ...

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
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        So you're saying...Danny may not score much on the pitch...but off it, he scores when he wants?

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    2. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      How on the beach are some teams 😀

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
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      Pelebeck, on the other hand ... 😀

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      1. Mark
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        • 19 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        He got out of bed looking like that.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          • 16 Years
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          😯 Bloody Hell!!! 😆

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          1. Mark
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 19 Years
            12 years, 8 months ago

            Lol..just my impression based on the fact he looks like he's made no effort. Whereas Wayne? Presumably Coleen was out when he got dressed.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              • 16 Years
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              ... or maybe she was in ... 😉

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            2. thetinkerman
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              • 14 Years
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              😆

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  23. Hibbo
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Frank O'Farrell MKII

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    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      No will have a clue what you're on about. (except Doosra, maybe)

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      1. Hibbo
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        You obviously do Granville though.

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  24. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Bale Walcott Fellaini Maloney (Michu)
    RVP Tevez Lukaku

    With this front 8 should I:

    A) Michu > Coutinho/Giggs/Kags (bench Maloney)
    B) Tevez/Lukaku > Sturridge (play Maloney)

    Thoughts?

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    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      A) Coutinho...

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  25. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    david moyes when he sees his new transfer kitty with more than £5 to spend

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8knwbx6Jf1rd2qw6o1_r1_400.gif

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      SAF's departure is likely to mean they won't be able to sign CR7 though. Aw well, he'd be overpriced for his age anyway.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        But he might bring Baines and Fellaini with him

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        don't worry, Francis Jeffers is rumoured to be heading to OT this summer

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    2. Mull
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      • 14 Years
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      😀

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    3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      😆

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
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      😆

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    5. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
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      😆

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  26. Messiah Hazard
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    My best DGW36 player so far has been Hart with 15 points...

    Can either of Bale (11), Hazard (0), Mata (6) or Oscar (3) beat that today...

    I need 39 points from the 4 guys playing today to reach the magical 3 figure mark for this GW after hits... So a high scoring Chelsea victory would be very much appreciated...

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    1. A.
      • 14 Years
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      You have Chelsea's big three, so it all depends on Chelsea scoring big for you tbh.
      I wouldn't get your hopes up too high though, that's an average of 10 points a player. Two of them might get double figures, but all 4?

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    2. MCH
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I wouldn't mind Bale & Hazard picking up a load of points! Be nice to get a ton in before the season is out.

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    3. shirtless
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I'm rueing not doing DDG>Hart for a hit, 11 points down on the deal now!

      On the upside, it gives me the money to do Michu>Walcott, so I may yet earn those points back! 🙂

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    4. Freshy
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Cue Lamps hatty

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  27. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Moyes makes perfect sense

    Swap one FPL troll for another

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    1. Mark
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      • 19 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      If Clarke goes to Chelsea we're buggered 😉

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Nah, Mancini to Chelsea

        Clarke to City 😉

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Fantasy Rugby beckons ... 🙂

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    2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I was just talking to a man who met the gardener of the pub landlord of Alex Ferguson's regular taxi driver, and apparently that is one of their main criteria in selecting a new manager.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 14 Years
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        😛

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  28. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
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    Who to play - Kone or Maloney? Or maybe even Dawson..?

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  29. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone think Lampard is a good shout for the final 2 fixtures?

    Him or Coutinho?

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    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Your front 8 is practically identical to mine I have Silva who I call the eyesore a rival has Mata, id love Chelsea cover Lampard would be good but dunno about a hit for me to get him in.

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  30. Eboue
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Who will get more points?
    Hazard OR Luiz+5

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