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Scout Report – Derek Boateng

Fulham have been one of the busiest clubs this summer, with three new members of the first-team squad already acquired. Having bolstered his backline with the arrival Fernando Amorebieta and Maarten Stekelenburg, Martin Jol has also increased his options in central midfield by snapping up Derek Boateng from Ukrainian outfit Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk.

The tough-tackling 30-year-old makes his way to Craven Cottage on a one-year contract with the option of a further year and will brings plenty of top-level experience to the Fulham midfield. A long-term target of Jol’s, Boateng spoke of his delight at clinching the deal late last month:

“I’m very happy that I have signed and I want to thank the Chairman, the Manager and the Board at Fulham Football Club. I’ve been working hard to come here and I’ll do my best for the Club. It’s been a long road for me but now I’m here I’m so happy and I can’t wait to start and give everything I have.”

The History

The Ghana international has plenty of experience across a number of leagues in Europe. Starting his career as a 16-year-old with Greek side Kalamata FC, Boateng scored nine times in 27 appearances and was subsequently picked up Panathinaikos in 2001. There, he notched three times in 24 league games but was farmed out on loan to OFI Crete the following year, scoring once in 12 matches.

Boateng was then transferred to Swedish side AIK in 2003, scoring five goals over three seasons, before continuing on his travels yet again – this time moving to Beitar Jerusalem in Israel. There, he lasted another couple of years, helping his side win the league for the first time in 10 seasons and scoring eight times in 72 appearances, before moving to Germany with FC Cologne.

Having failed to nail down a starting berth, the nomadic Boateng then switched to Spain to star for Getafe for two seasons – he grabbed two goals and a pair of assists over 72 league games, though his penchant for incurring the referee’s wrath is reflected in 20 yellow cards over his time in La Liga. Picked up by Dnipro 2011, he scored twice in 23 league games before Jol came calling last month. Boateng has also featured 46 times for his national side and found the net once.

The Prospects

Given the number of midfield departures already this summer, Boateng looks likely to be a first-team regular for Fulham next time round. Jol has so far released Chris Baird, Giorgos Karagounis, Simon Davies and Mahamadou Diarra, while loan signing Emmanuel Frimpong and Urby Emanuelson have returned to their parent clubs. Given that Steve Sidwell hardly covered himself in glory with back to back suspensions which forced him out of seven of the last eight league matches in 2012/13, a central midfield overhaul looks on the cards.

In all likelihood, Boateng’s more defensive-midfield role and previous scoring record won’t be winning many suitors in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game, despite the fact he’s expected to come in around the 5.0 mark. As Jol looks for a more creative presence alongside the Ghanaian, Sidwell’s starting berth looks under threat and while Bryan Ruiz was occasionally moved to a more withdrawn role last term, Jol is likely to return to the market again and allow the Costa Rican to continue behind Dimitar Berbatov in a 4-4-1-1.

Depending on price, Boateng could, however, prove a decent value shout in the Sky Sports game. The bonus aspect, which rewards passing and tackling, could bolster his appeal, with the Ghanaian tasked with sitting in front of the back-four as Jol looks for a little more resilience in the centre of the park. Plenty of starts looks assured, then, but from an FPL perspective, he’d need to surpass his previous exploits to force himself onto our Fantasy radars.

Further Reference

Derek Boateng Wikipedia

Derek Boateng TranferMarket Page

Derek Boateng You Tube

Derek Boateng Interview

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  1. Thomass
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    What does the 1,2,3,4 and 5 thing mean?

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    1. Wild Rover
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      It's called counting... You will find out when you start school...

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    2. the axolotl
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      means you're half way to ten. keep it up man, you'll get there.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        😀

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      2. Sheep
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        You two made me laugh so hard 😆

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    3. Parm
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      Once I caught a fish alive...

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    4. MDK
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      It's like a reputation level

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      1. Thomass
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        Meaning?

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        1. Parm
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          The greater the number, the more pizza you get delivered to your house at the end of the season.

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          1. Parm
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            Please upvote, I want some Lamb and Mint Pizza 😥

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  2. Captain Shirokov
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    They can take away our abusive posts, but they can never take away OUR BANTER! 😛

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    1. Parm
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      BANTERBUS!!!!!!

      I AM THE ARCHBISHOP OF BANTERBURY!!!

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      Actually, they can take away that/those too ...

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        I know, just wanted to feel invincible - even if it was only for a split second.

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          How was the rush? Now get back in your pen ...

          😀

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            It was good while it lasted 🙁

            😛

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    1. Lawrø
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      😆

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      1. Gimli son of Gloin
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        haha enjoyed that

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  3. Ginkapo FPL
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    I shall repeat what I said in testing;

    Why make reputation public? No badge no rank no nothing.

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    1. MJ6987
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      I guess it's to encourage people to try and increase their rep with good posts. And to sign up to full membership.

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    2. SPorting
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      Do away with rep, badges and down votes.

      Keep the up votes to highlight decent topics and use the report abuse button to highlight crap posts.

      It's not rocket surgery!

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      It would render the voting system obsolete ... and the whole HC house of cards would tumble down into meaninglessness.

      Nice going, trying to destroy HC, Gink.

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Dont get why, I'd still vote anyway. Good posts get voted up, bad posts voted down. Why does a little bumber besides my name make any difference to that?

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        1. SPorting
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          Haha!

          He said bumber!

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            Took me a while to work out what I had meant to say

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        2. King Eric, in America
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          As we've seen here ... the mundane masses will yearn for a higher-than-thou rank, so they will compete for such trying to post insightful, yet banal, posts and perhaps trying to help the 1 million Pick-My-Team posts of the other ignorant masses.

          Oh, and it's a way to auto-mod the site, as well. Remove the voting and you remove the reward/punishment system meant to drive the processes of the forum. You're f***ing with the Matrix, Neo.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            I never said remove the voting. But yes I am very good at bringing down houses of cards.

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          2. Mark
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            The voting surfaces the good stuff and makes it easier to find and recall. The voting also alerts moderators to the stuff the community don't like and allow us to quickly find it and assess it.

            Reputation does very little but add weight to a users post. No user will go up a level unless they deserve to, as a result of the community judging that they have made a good, prolonged contribution. I think that's fair, enough. Even then, they gain nothing but a badge. Maybe that's wrong - maybe I'll do away with the badges and leave them assigned to roles.

            One thing I will say on that - consider that forums have had levels and titles attached to numbers of posts for many years - levels and numbers that have nothing to do with quality of their posts but just the sheer numbers.

            If folk have real concerns, drop me a line via email. A lot of thought went into HC but if you genuinely have concerns, I'm happy to chat over it. I never said we'd get it right from the off - a community is a complicated thing and it;s difficult to please all.

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        3. charlie1X
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          I thought this was the original idea.

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        4. MJ6987
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          Thing is, does down voting actually make any difference unless people are sorting posts by rating rather than the default date? And how many people are routinely doing that? Not many.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            All the lurkers will soon have the site in "sort by ranking" by default. Its quite clearly the long term plan, were just currently in training. 😉

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            1. SPorting
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              Not just lurkers but new members.

              And when the follow function goes live, the people with higher rep get even more votes from their followers.

              It's a vicious girdle.

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              1. Ginkapo FPL
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                The other bit that bothers me is that if mods check that all votes were worthwhile when gaining a reputation rank, then how exactly is this site community designed?

                Thats me done. night

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                1. SPorting
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                  A +1 is a +1 no matter how you earn it.

                  They just check that it wasn't gained fraudulently (i.e all from one person voting in every one if your posts)

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    4. Gimli son of Gloin
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      It doesn't really make a difference.. can't we all just get along ? 🙁

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  4. Lawrø
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    Which player had the greatest shots on target percentage in the BPL last season?

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    1. Demí
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      Aspas?

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      1. Lawrø
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        He would've been second 😉

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    2. ★FC Borecelona★
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      Tevez?

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    3. Parm
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      Giroud?

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    4. MJ6987
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      Guessing....Yaya?

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    5. Gimli son of Gloin
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      Fletcher, Hazard, Kagawa?

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    6. Moves Like Agger
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      Mirallas?

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      1. Lawrø
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        None of the above.

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        1. Gimli son of Gloin
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          Hernandez?

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    7. Manani
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      probably someone like morrison

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    8. Lovzat
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      Michu ?

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    9. isacki: full casual
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      Van Persie?

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      1. Lawrø
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        Nope, still no one's got it!

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Walcott

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    10. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Upson

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    11. beric
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      A random player who only took one shot all season?

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      1. Lawrø
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        Nope, it's a striker!

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    12. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Andy Carroll

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    13. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      Danny Graham

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    14. Moves Like Agger
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      Kone?

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    15. Lovzat
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      Graham ? Crouch ?

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      1. Lawrø
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        No, will anyone get it? 😀

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      2. Lovzat
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        Adebayor ?

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    16. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      Benteke? Torres?

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    17. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Lukaku?

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      1. Lawrø
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        Correct! 😀

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        1. Dr Dream
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          really...good stat..!!!

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      2. beric
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        well done

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      3. Chazza
        • 14 Years
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        Was just going to say that, remember him usually getting most of his shots on target each week. Sadly never found the right time to bring him into my team.

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      4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        The old git still has it ... in his tables ... 😉

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    18. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      Suarez/Sturridge?

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    19. Dr Dream
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      Ba...

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      1. Lawrø
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        Ba came second!

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    20. gurka
      • 13 Years
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      Fletcher of the Steven variety

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  5. stilicho
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    To those who still collect football cards / stickers, do the manufacturers yet filter out the pictures in which the players are visibly, urm, "excited"? I recall they weren't too fussed about that in the 80s, and the shorts didn't help, presumably it's different these days...

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Isnt it all about Fifa "Cards" now?

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      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
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        Once again I out myself as being completely out of touch.

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    2. Evs
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      • 14 Years
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      You need to speak with BonZ he has all the Panini Sticker albums from the year dot!

      He's probably even got spare 'doublers' for you 🙂

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      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
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        Mega!

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    3. the axolotl
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      what cards exactly were you previously collecting?

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      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
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        Can't even remember now, a particularly wangcentric brand it seems.

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    4. Sheep
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      A clear statement from a scout that banter will not die 🙂

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    5. the axolotl
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      i've a complete World cup 90, which must be worth 100s of pence at this stage

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    6. Back to Back Ballacks
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Word Cup 90 collection was class, remember the big ring folder, I had about 12 Claus Augenthalers!

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  6. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Guys you heard it first
    #Ronaldo to #mufc is done deal and will be there next season.
    #Madrid and #MUFC have had a deal already done for quite sometime. Madrid have had a gentleman's agreement with MUFC deal will revealed in media in time
    Garay, strootman done deals

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    1. An Púca
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      no chance

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    2. Parm
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      #ITK

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    3. Gimli son of Gloin
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      Devastated, planned on getting Valencia 🙁

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    4. Manani
      • 12 Years
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      accroding to ESPN, united's stock dropped 10% after it is rumoured that Garay is a done deal.

      SAF retiring only lead to a 4.5% dropped.

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      1. floydy_floyd
        • 13 Years
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        Yeah bizarre that

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  7. Licky
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    Jaffa Cakes or Custard Creams?

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    1. Moves Like Agger
      • 13 Years
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      Custard creams... Although I wouldn't count Jaffa Cakes as biscuits either 😉

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      1. Licky
        • 11 Years
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        True, I suppose to put into context, which would you prefer with a nice hot beverage?

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        1. Moves Like Agger
          • 13 Years
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          Still custard cremes, always the option of dipping it into the tea 🙂 I'd imagine the jaffa cake would just absorb it all...

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    2. Lawrø
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      Jaffa cakes.

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    3. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
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      Toffee Pops 😐

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    4. beric
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      jaffas

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    5. Count of Monte Hristo
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      Custard Cakes

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    6. Parm
      • 12 Years
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      Jaffas.

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    7. Manani
      • 12 Years
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      Jaffa Cakes.
      I can eat 50 Jaffa Cakes easily a day. If I was given 100, then I probably would have finished them all too!

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    8. Sheep
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      Jaffa cakes, unless coffee is available for dunkin'

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    9. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 12 Years
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      On another note

      Jaffa Cakes

      Cake or biscuit?

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      1. Moves Like Agger
        • 13 Years
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        It's all in the name 😉

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          you'd be surprised how many people say they're biscuits

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          1. Moves Like Agger
            • 13 Years
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            They don't even have the biscuity feel to them, they've got sponge ffs! 🙂

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
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              I know 😆

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      2. Lawrø
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        Clue's in the name... 😉

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    10. Evs
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      • 14 Years
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      I would rather take a hit for a Chocolate Digestive (milk) 😉

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    11. Moves Like Agger
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      Surely a sticky post 😉

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    12. SPorting
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      Heathens.

      Fig rolls.

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      1. Evs
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        • 14 Years
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        My gran always liked the fig roll....

        How old are you?

        Do you like Garibaldis too 🙂 ?

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        1. SPorting
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          I turned 40 this year.

          I hate you.

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          1. Evs
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            Now, we both know you don't so let's stop this charade 😉

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            1. SPorting
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              I was THIS close to the down vote button.

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              1. Evs
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                Hey, And i thought you were a lover not a fighter... 😆

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Spring chicken.

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            1. SPorting
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              Oh there you are.

              Was dinner saved or was it served as a burnt show of huffiness?

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
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                No. It was absolutely brilliant, of course!!! 😀

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      2. beric
        • 12 Years
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        fig rolls are a 5/10 snack

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        1. SPorting
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          Go away and never darken my doors again.

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          1. beric
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            first downvote goes to sporting

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            1. SPorting
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              But, but......my rep!

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 14 Years
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            PS I slightly overdid the asparagus ... 🙂

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            1. SPorting
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              Who doesn't?

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                • 14 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                The lady in 1b. 😉

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  8. OptimusBlack
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Miss u all Guys , hope that u all fine and wish the best for next season

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  9. Sheep
    • 11 Years
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    This chaos is exciting 😀

    Has there been any news on the Cavani or Higuain rumours? Those are two players I am VERY interested in.

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    1. beric
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      Particularly Cavani, what price do you reckon he'd be? 11?

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      1. Sheep
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        Roughly, hopefully a little cheaper because of the risk of Torres/Lukaku/Ba rotation.

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  10. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    Does anyone follow Evil Kagawa on twitter?

    Some of the recent ones have been brilliant

    2010 Kagawa arrive Germany. Dortmund dominate, 2 year!
    2012 Kagawa leave Germany.
    2013 Bayern win treble of trophy!
    Do I claim an assist?

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    1. SPorting
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      Quite a racist account though using stereotypical broken Japanese and poor grasp of English.

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      1. Gimli son of Gloin
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        It's still quite funny.
        There'd be very little to laugh at in the world if nothing could be made fun of.

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        1. SPorting
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          I can see its appeal but I'm not condoning how it achieves a cheap laugh.

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      2. J0E
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I agree. I'm not keen on evil kagawa either... Really cheap comedy. The Lucas fake one was the really good one. His characters and soap opera approach was excellent.

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    2. Gimli son of Gloin
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      Haha yeah Evil Kagawa is fantastic.. he was better during the season though when Kagawa wasn't starting for United

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  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 12 Years
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    Was gonna sit down and watch Question Time, now i see George Galloway is on. Think I'll change the channel, what a waste of air that man is.

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    1. Granville
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      • 14 Years
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      Yeah, he is so full of vitriol. Still going to watch it.

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    2. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
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      okrent's law

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 14 Years
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      I don't mind him. There are a lot worse. The Education Secretary, for instance.

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      1. Granville
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        • 14 Years
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        Some of the things he comes out with are borderline racist or borderline mysogynist.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          😆 Your borders are different from mine! 😉

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    4. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
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      I love George Galloway because at least he can articulate sincere messages of honest apathy.

      Something my great hero Christopher Hitchens had fun with. Shame the charlatan couldn't even acknowledge Chris's death with respect and humility.

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      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I heard him earlier quoting Benjamin Franklin 'Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither'. It's completely hocum. The context of Franklin's quote is historically completely different to post 9/11 security.

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          I'd have to research that before answering.

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Disagree. Completely relevant. 🙂

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          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 14 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Why is it relevant? Franklin was talking about defending against raiders coming over the border and that they shouldn't count on the King's guard to defend them. Instead they should get their own arms and defend themselves. It's the kind of quote the 2nd amendment supporters use.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Because it is sui generis. Applies now, applies any time. 🙂

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              1. Granville
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                • 14 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                It isn't, it's re-purposing a quote because it makes a great soundbite.

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            2. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              First Napoleon, now Franklin and the 2nd amendment, FFS has gone highbrow recently.

              FWIW Granville I agree. but the entire US constitution is an illegal document anyway 😛

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                Not a lot! 😛

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 10 months ago

                  Not a lot what?

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                  1. Granville
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                    • 14 Years
                    10 years, 10 months ago

                    Doosra's gone all Paul Daniels on us.

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                    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      10 years, 10 months ago

                      Where's Debbie? 😉

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  12. beric
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I like upvoting, if you got an upvote, it was probably me

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    1. Evs
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      You've always been a nice chap Beric 🙂

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    2. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I'm rather generous with upvotes as well 🙂

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Your a sheep, you just follow others 😆 !

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I like your style. Have an upvote 😀

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      😛

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    5. ★FC Borecelona★
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Hehe

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    6. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I beg to differ.

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  13. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Thinking about starting The Killing (US Version)

    Without giving away spoilers, are the three seasons about just one Killing?

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Is it sacrilege to watch the US version over the Danish one, though? It's been sitting on Love Film starring me out but I've never quite fancied it.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        You would love it.

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      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Everyone keeps telling me to watch the Danish version instead but i am not a massive fan of subtitles, especially for a tv show, there will be some days where you don't want to concentrate as much.

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    2. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      3 seasons are about separate killings, but i'd watch the danish one for sure if you can. #forbrydelsen

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks.

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    3. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      The Danish version is superb. The US one was not so good. I've become hooked by Borgen recently as well. Very good if you like the west wing.

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  14. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Thinking of watching a full series now that I have the time over the summer. Yes shame on me for not seeing either but the big question:

    Breaking Bad... or Game of Thrones?

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    1. Lovzat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking bad is really good.

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    2. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Thrones

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    3. floydy_floyd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      BB

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    4. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Both. Couldn't put a rizla paper between them.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        You could put a shit load together while watching them both tho!

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    5. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Tough, GOTs for me though.

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    6. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking Bad.. GoT is better but I advise you read the books before you watch the series with GoT

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      1. the axolotl
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        poor advice gimli, if only because, it's way way too late. just watch GoT. unless you've a lot of time.

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        1. Gimli son of Gloin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          The books are just so good though.. much better than the series.
          The series is spectacular though

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          1. the axolotl
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            yeah i'm sure they are, and generally i'd always prefer to read something before seeing it, but as manani says, they're well thick! and the show is already out.

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      2. Manani
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        the books are well thick!

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    7. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking Bad.

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    8. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      That is some choice. Breaking Bad just edges it for me but they are both great.

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    9. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Trying to make the same decision myself. Might be leaning toward BB just cuz I think there's some new episodes coming out later this summer

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    10. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking bad. I'm watching got at the moment but I don't think it compares to BB

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  15. The Glory Hunters
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I was about to do my transfers for the U21 game and my assistant manager had this advice

    Assistant Manager
    Dawson has been eliminated from the game. My suggestion for a replacement is Jantschke from Germany.

    Do I have the worst assistant manager?

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    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Haha

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    2. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      possible 🙂

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    3. The Glory Hunters
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      It gets better! Next suggestion

      Assistant Manager
      Dasa has been eliminated from the game. My suggestion for a replacement is Ginter from Germany.

      What is wrong with him?

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    4. The Glory Hunters
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      This could probably go on all night

      Biraghi didn't play a single minute of Italy's last game. Germany's Jantschke could be a better selection for The Glory Hunters.

      He is definitely an idiot!

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      1. The Glory Hunters
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Assistant manager - you're fired!

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        1. Konig Luther
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          he's german

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        2. Konig Luther
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          mine he's saying i have both keepers playing in same day, and i can change to another, when semi finals are both in same day

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    5. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    6. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      If I had a do over I would have switched Ginter, Chabola and Remond to 3 super cheap Israel players.

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      1. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        ***while they were still on the board

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  16. Man Utd under Moyes
    pewty
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    What are your views on Man U under Moyes?

    I guess there are a few schools of thought:

    1. Marginal difference as a result of who is managing the team - i.e. the squad is strong so a change in management shouldn't have a significant impact - therefore they still challenge for the title.
    2. They lose the 'edge' they had under Ferguson - Moyes inferior to Ferguson so do not challenge for the title but remain top 3/4.
    3. Unlikely, but it all falls apart after more than 25 years without a change in management and they drop out of the top four.

    I don't know which option I think is most likely but with 4 of the top 6 sides changing manager over the summer, it's wide open. If I had to choose, I'd go for option 2 with Chelsea (Mourinho's been there and done it) and City (quality squad which will be improved further) the top two.

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    1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I agree. 2.

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    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Utd will be just as strong, the only difference in the immediate future will be attracting players IMO.

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    3. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Depends how Moyes copes with the pressures of a top club...At the beginning of last season United's defence was rubbish by their standards but nobody batted an eyelid in Fergie's direction...I doubt they would be as forgiving if it happens to Moyes..We'll see...

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    4. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      2 for me. Can see them losing all those Fergie time goals

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    5. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Sooo ... two sides with new managers will overcome the current champ side with a new manager?

      Ironclad logic, there.

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      1. pewty
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        As I said, it's wide open. My view is that Chelsea and City have stronger squads than United and I doubt whether Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool can make up the gap that currently exists, even with more 'stability'.

        Mourinho's record speaks for itself - Chelsea won't be so far off the pace this coming season. Pellegrini (assuming he is the new City manager) is a different story, but in his one season with Real Madrid he won 75% of his games - only losing out on the title to a dominant and record-breaking Barcelona. Moyes has won nothing.

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        1. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          I can't agree with that. United had the best squad last season and will strengthen again.

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        2. King Eric, in America
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah, the way City and Chels just dropped their drawers and gave up last season really shows their strength and unity.

          Mourinho's 'record' consists of taking high-priced teams and doing well with them, but not greatly and not for long. Sure he can win it, he could also not win it.

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          1. pewty
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Mancini had 'lost the dressing room' though - the players weren't playing to their potential; he wasn't getting the best out of them, which is why he got the push. Benitez did well given his 'interim' status but Mourinho will get the best out of the players (who agree to play his way). 😉

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            1. Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 14 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              What about the previous season where United got 90 points and Chelsea finished 6th. Maybe City just overachieved that season?
              United start as favourites but in no way will it be as easy as last season.

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              1. pewty
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                A number of reasons/excuses for the Chelsea blip - an ageing squad (which has since been addressed), turnover of managers, two inexperienced managers in charge, one of which being AVB who wasn't given the authority to implement the change required. Different situation now.

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    6. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      1 for this season at least I reckon, whether or not Moyes will be able to do it long term is more debatable imo

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      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        That's what I think. If there is any decline it will be gradual. The will to win and psyche of the players is still there and will remain whilst the same players are still at the club.
        As good as SAF is, he wasn't perfect by any means. For instance, his reluctance to fully strengthen central midfield and his reliance on the old stalwarts. Moyes can also improve the club in way that SAF didn't.

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    7. McNulty
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Amazing how far some people think Utd will fall, 11 points clear this season so will take a huge change for them to fall out the running. Still have to put Utd as strong favourites.

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  17. /
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I've retired from downvoting since I found out the mods can see who's up/downvoting who.

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    1. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      😆 I've always known but it hasn't stopped me. There's one poster in particular whose posts rub me up the wrong way 70% of the time 🙂

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        me too, i'm waiting for mine to come on so I can downvbote the shit out of him

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Is it me? 😛

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        1. Sheep
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          No, not all. I find your perspective refreshing 🙂

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            😀

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      3. Back to Back Ballacks
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        That's impossible, I'm only here half the time

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        1. Sheep
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          I respect you as a player and a poster. Even more so after a couple of your comments last page 😉

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          1. Back to Back Ballacks
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            60% of the time, everytime baby, YEAH!

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      4. Parm
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Sorry 🙁

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        1. Sheep
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          No need 🙂

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    2. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Will you also retire from posting as we can see how bad your comments are?

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      1. /
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        One day

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    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah, they send emails to all the recipients telling them you did it and giving them your email too is what I heard.... 😉

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      1. /
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        And your address & phone number 😯

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        1. Sheep
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          I know where you live 👿

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          1. Wild Rover
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            So does your missus...

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  18. Parm
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    The Confederations Cup starts on Saturday! 😀

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    1. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      don't tell me there's a fantasy confederations cup?

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Please. Please no.

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    2. r0nh
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Does this mean avoid all those players in the FPL game?

      Tired, rested, rotated etc

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      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Nope, it finishes on June 30th.

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        1. r0nh
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Yes, but surely the non-confederation players will be better rested & more likely to produce better performances at the start of the season?

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    3. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Mata needs 3 matches a week

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  19. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Which keeper is nailed on for Norway? Just noticed there's rotation 😕

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I dinna fash. I have bought some expensive jobbies ... 😉

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    2. Manani
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      we can see lineup before deadline

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    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Why does it matter? There are no Manager subs in the semi so surely you won't play him..

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Oh yeah forgot all about that 😀

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Nyland

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  20. A 'Top' 10 Analysis
    isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Given all the chat about strategies and what the top rankers did, took a simple look at the vital statistics of the top 10 players to understand if they did anything in common. I'm definitely a believer in doing your own thing, so this isn't intended to push a particular strategy, but simply report what worked best this season.

    Table is linked since it's messy to post it here. For each of the top 10, counted up their points hits, final TV, which GW they used their WC and when they entered the top 10,000.

    http://i.imgur.com/PN2mpfU.png

    - First thing is that's it's interesting seeing the wide variety of hits taken - some take only a handful fitting the stereotype of a high ranker, while one mentalist spent 84 points on hits. You'll be ahem, somewhat surprised to discover he took two -24 point hits for DGW33 & 36 - these paid off producing 99 & 100 points respectively.
    - Team values were healthy but nowhere near the top; none exceeded 110 and the lowest was that same mentalist with 104.4.
    - 6 of the 10 used their WCs in the first 8 GWs with the remainder using them for DGWs.
    - All entered the top 10k in the first 10 GWs with 3 reaching it in GW1.

    Bit of conjecture: those last two points might support Camzy's suggestion that a fast start is imperative, failing which you wildcard as soon as possible to fix your team.

    Hope that helps, and that hit-crazy legend Jonathan Stewart is my new hero.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Top Post. Ever! 😀

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    2. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Well sticky my hot topic with a +1!

      Even Isacki is playing the fame game.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'll have you know I got more TL;DRs last season than you can shake a fist at 😉

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      2. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        tldr

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      3. Sheep
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        He's always posted like this.

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        1. Demí
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Doing it at a far more frequent rate now though. Strange, given the off season.

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          1. Sheep
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Really? I would have thought that was a reason to increase posts like this.

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          2. isacki: full casual
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Mainly been replying so far surely, Demi? More like n=1 than far more frequent?

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            1. Demí
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              I'm not questioning you or anything. Just noticed you seem to doing alot of analysis posts. Some of it excellent, hence me up voting you frequently, and a few like this, which i don't see the point off. Just wondered what your motive was. Also, not wanting to offend or anything, but you seem to make posts continuing from another post alot, and posting it as a separate comment, rather than replying to that post itself. Again, i like your posts alot and it's very helpful. But sometimes, a bit over the top, like this one. Cue the downvotes 🙁

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              1. isacki: full casual
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                Yeah, ironically there'd been quite a lot of heavy analysis earlier in the day so I was aiming for something as simple and readable as possible, but might cause it to come across as insubstantial.

                Been out of the swing of FFS for a while to be honest, having only sporadically been on during the season and working on TWS for the last few weeks. So probably more enthusiastic than I'd normally be.

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      4. Back to Back Ballacks
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        He's being nice tonight, he's been running around stealing ideas, jinxing Ireland and generally acting the gypsy since about midday Tuesday!

        I love you really Isaaki 😉

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Still got a St Ledger goal to call right.

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    3. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      You don't get stickied on enough 😉

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    4. An Púca
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      good post

      Agree, a good start is vital. Weeks spent fixing a squad, 1 at a time, leaves you too far behind

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yep, just get all the punishment out the way early. Also you often need to switch several players at once to make the budget work anyway.

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    5. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      FWIW, I like you, Isacki.

      But that a hella-long post to say that there's really no 'one' way to play the game and highlighting the utility of doing well early ...

      Those of you congratulating the post are celebrating the poster.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Never seem to have got beyond anecdotal evidence with top rankers though. Seemed strange it wasn't done before.

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      2. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        just because the outcome of his research was somewhat inconclusive doesn't mean it's not valuable to know

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        1. King Eric, in America
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          It's *not* valuable to know because it's a.) inconclusive and b.) contains information that any seasoned player already knows and that any noob would guess at.

          It really is a ridiculously long post saying nothing ... but gets up-voted because people like Isacki. The exact bastardization of the voting system that many feared.

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      3. King Eric, in America
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        🙄 at the up votes.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Only in America! 😀

          Good evening, young Sir! 😉

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          1. King Eric, in America
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Cheers, Doos. Up vote cuz I likes ya'.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Hehehe - right back at ya! 🙂

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      4. Chazza
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        No, I'm not, actually. I have no intention of participating in a popularity contest. I upvoted it because "there's really no one way to play the game" is actually now backed up by evidence rather than just some unsubstantiated FFS folklore, and that last point, I feel, is important. Some may hold off making lots of transfers early on but getting someway up there early now looks to be imperative.

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    6. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      statstastic 🙂

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    7. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Top post. Good analysis

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    8. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Upvoted

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    9. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Glad someone made more trades than me 🙂

      My lesson learned is... Hold that wc for dearlife. Helped me massively during the fa cup fixture changes and dgws post Xmas !

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    10. Camzy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Just read it. Great stuff.

      Top marks to the guy who took 84 points in hits. That's nuts, and somehow he managed to sustain it over a season. In some ways, he's probably the luckiest player in FPL to take all those hits and have so many of them come off.

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      1. The_best
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        And Camzy will suffer when this chat kicks off as this is slow going now

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      2. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Much as I like taking hits, I have to agree. If we looked down the rest of the top 100 I doubt we'd find many getting near his hits.

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  21. Back to Back Ballacks
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I believe Westwood made a putt 😯

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  22. HomeCrowd Bug Fixes
    Mark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Bug fixes have hit town tonight....

    Gravatars should be back for all those affected recently
    We've fixed IE9 display issues
    We fixed the link at the bottom when not logged which was returning a 404 error.
    We've introduced a timeout on the live update on recent comments to help performance. Live update will now stop on ten minutes, forcing a refresh to restart.

    Please shout if these don't check out with your experience...

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Wey-Hey! All good! Thank you. 🙂

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    2. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Oh..and the members badges should now be in place and correct.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        They are. Ta. 😀

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      2. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Mine isn't.

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    3. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      My members icon has disappeared.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Miserabilist. 😛

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    4. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      People still use IE? 😯

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        ... and Windows. Tsk. 😉

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        1. Sheep
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Windows 7 is pretty good, and nearly all popular apps and games are supported, unlike many other OSs.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            😯 😆

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            1. Sheep
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Don't get me wrong, Microsoft are terrible at developing software, and I wouldn't go near Windows 8 with a barge pole. But I am a fan of Windows 7, and I don't find Linux very user friendly.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                Fair enough. Macman, me. 🙂

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      2. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah... a surprising number. I guess it's the companies who got tied in to IE and now struggle to justify rolling out a new "approved" browser.

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    5. dr. Phil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Just checking the members badge.

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    6. /
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      #WeWantOrangeBar

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        #freetheorangebarone 😉

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  23. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Where has my post about vibrating sex panties gone and why?

    And this is a comment about a mainstream program on C4 TV .

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    1. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I had to upvote that post because it was hilarious, but I understand why it was deleted. Thomas is only 14, his innocent eyes might not have witnessed such profanity before 🙂

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Well I was only concerned because driving and having those vibrator pants on is a huge H/S issue And if C4 don't get a huge amount of complaints about that, I'm a monkey's aunt.

        I didn't know we have a 14 censorship here now ??

        .

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    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Unsuitable as one of the posters is allegedly only 15.. 😉

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      1. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Then HC should have a built in filter to show only suitable content on his screen.

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Oh Sugar. It's all Tits up now then.!

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    3. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      seems strange that was deleted, i'm pretty sure that would have been fine before

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'm sure it would be fine on breakfast television. Apparently they teach sex education in primary school now.

        That censorship pissed me off a tad to be honest but us British are just too Victorian when it comes to such matters, The perverted Tory party know a thing or two.

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      2. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        We didn't have mods before and we're all trying to get a balance on what should be moderated and what shouldn't. Talk of vibrators made us...err, twitchy.

        Cut us some slack with the moderation. I needed some help to save my sanity/health/relationship. Having their help is a massive boost for me - we'll get the balance right.

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Thank You Mark ,. My feelings at the time of watching was for the acceptance of C4; to let a woman drive using her vibrating sex panties and film it!

          Quite frankly, I found this outrageous and know there's gonna be a stink about it.

          I will be cutting slack.

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        2. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          It's just a matter of everyone knowing the boundaries, mods and posters. Some of us have the been doing this for years and it's still a tough job.

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  24. Back to Back Ballacks
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Danny Murphy noises
    🙁

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Klaxon on the course, weather warning, golf suspended for the night most likely, was meant to go on till about 1.30am

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Ahhh. I see! 🙂

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  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Question Time WTF???? 😯

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Now what? 🙂

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        They're talking about Scottish Independence with a group of 16 and 17 year olds. One of them just said

        "I believe if we can gain independence we'll be one step closer to finding aliens"

        Got no idea if he's looking for attention, on drugs, just plain nuts, or any combination of the 3

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        1. In Tommy We Trust
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Did he have a Glaswegian accent 😉

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    2. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Not sure WTF? constitutes a valid question though.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        It is the only logically valid question. Obviously. 😉

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      2. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        hehe, you cancelled out that DV from before

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  26. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    my predicted team for next season which attack is strongest ??
    aguero
    isco silva navas
    yaya fdinho

    sub tevez nasri dzeko

    cavani
    hazard mata oscar
    lampard ramires

    sub lukaku torres shurrlle

    RVP
    ronaldo(lewa) kagawa zaha
    stootman carrick

    sub chica rooney

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    1. P&F
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      When you consider those teams, you would have to say chelsea are the strongest attacking threat, but your selection of starting players is so wrong. Chelsea have the strongest squad but city the best starting team.

      Personally for me the way to look at it is who has the most pressing postitions requiring attention.

      United have 3, CDM, left and right wing, i'm a huge zaha fan but so unproven in teh premier league but personally feel him is the long term answer to their right wing, rooney needs to move on and little pea, welbeck, young and valencia are decent cover, at present united have the best depth but not the best quality.

      Cheslea have massive decisions to make personally if they sign cavani torres will have to leave, just dont see a position for them both either way, lukaku should start, he is a beast, and with the signing of schurrle oscars place is under threat. Also there CDM's are shocking, Luiz is solid but not a long term option, ramires does't realy play the role and as much as frank is quality in a footballing sense he's close to dead. Therefore Chelsea have 2 issues

      City only have the one the CDM's are the best in the league and is part of the reason i will have at least one city defender next season, thee only issue is the left wing but is isco comes with nasri for depth they are class, tevez needs to move on and if they land a squad CAM they will be the best in the league but currently they is reserved for chelsea

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  27. Woeisme
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Berbabomb or Berbabum?

    Is he merely a luxury item that ultimately can't be tolerated or is he a mercurial genius who offers something special that must be accommodated?

    Its hard to argue the extremes of his composition. His skill,technique, and ability are right in the top echelons. His work rate, effort and commitment are below the lowest level of the scale.
    So which extreme holds the greater weight?

    " Stay calm and pass me the ball" The infamous declaration that illustrates his own self belief, could have easily read " Yes, I am that good". His brashness and arrogance earned him numerous admirers on this site. That said, can his reluctance to break into a fast walk ( let alone a run) be indulged?

    He won a golden boot at UTD and lost his place the following season. Sir Alex may have a penchant for flair and creativity but likes honesty of effort equally as much. You can't help feel that the site of the berb strolling around the field as Tevez haired around him in circles didn't sit well with Mr Ferguson.

    At Fulham none of his team mates can do what he can do, but they all can run. Is that enough justification to excuse him that effort?

    The same questions regarding Dimitar apply to Fantasy as they do to reality. 15 goals 4 assists and 28 Baps are offset by 21 Blanks. It seems a certain degree of frustration must be factored into his acquisition for all managers, be they real managers or fantasy ones.

    So ultimately the question remains, Berbabomb or Berbabum?

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    1. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      He would be gold if he was slipped into the Swansea squad

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    2. Demí
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      He's a flat track bully. Simple as that. Think he'll have another strong season, especially with Fulham's new signings potentially making them better. A luxury player for the likes of United, but a vital cog to Fulham.

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      1. Sheep
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Agree. I had a post hot topiced on him earlier, he will likely be in my team if his fixtures are decent.

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    3. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Berbabomb.. If the rest of Fulhams team step up next season I can see him doing very well. Not from the start though, unless they have beautiful fixtures.

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    4. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Aaarrrggghhh.

      This post: mindless puffery or insightful wisdom?
      Trying too hard or just wanting to add to the discussion?

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      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        They are getting cringeworthy...

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      2. Woeisme
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Just down vote it and be done with it

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        1. King Eric, in America
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          I wouldn't downvote your post because I don't like it ... I don't roll that way. You needn't get ornery simply because I express displeasure at your post ... but you have a right to, of course.

          But: trying too hard is embarrassing. Just saying.

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Now, if I were a carpenter, this would be stickier ... 😀

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    6. Back to Back Ballacks
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Does Benbulben have this effect on all Yanks?

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      1. Woeisme
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Benbulben sucks.
        If you had answered your phone, I wouldn't have had time to try so hard!
        Must remember to make less effort.
        By the way, He's a Bum

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        1. Back to Back Ballacks
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Your a rep hooker, It's ok, it's how we all started out. It's like real ball, once upon a time emmmmmmm COUGH, you used to play in an 'advanced' position or goal hang as some put it.
          Now with maturity and age you revert to a midfield boss role. On FFS, yesterday you were a lurker, today you're a rep hooker, who knows come Saturday you may be moderating my ass 🙂

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    7. Back to Back Ballacks
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Will someone PLEASE give this guy a vote, that tear is gonna drop from his grav otherwise 😆

      I can't bring myself to help!

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      1. Woeisme
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Very sad, Guess I blew my shot at the invite to the cool kids party. Shucks 🙁

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        1. Back to Back Ballacks
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Post a "name you're cock by a song" post and you'll be good to go 😉

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          1. Woeisme
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            That won't work, 'The uncool' kids would be put out and I'd have alienated both sides.

            Just a tough crowd, I'll have to sleep on it

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  28. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Steak's finally ready. Slightly regretting eating the Nutella earlier now...

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      It's shit on steak...

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Probably does look like that actually.

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    2. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      ready salted crisps + cream cheese for me

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  29. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Right then. I'm off back into obscurity.

    Can't imagine being of much use on here with my non-member, Level 1, no rep status.

    Toodles HChumps.

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Not slipping in a half page Demel v Baines ramble before you go?

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      1. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Who do you think I am?

        RonH?

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Better?

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    3. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      nite 🙂

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Good night, good night ... 🙂

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    5. King Eric, in America
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      +1 The manic need to be liked and to achieve higher status by engorging the commercially-minded HC platform with safe and sycophantic drivel has driven me irritable.

      I'm off to have a few pints and decompress.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        "A pint or three" 😉

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    6. beric
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      night then

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    7. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      It really makes little difference. You won't know if your vote holds little value. Man up 😉

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      1. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Being told to man up. By a sheep.

        Yep. That's my rock bottom reached alright.

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