Fixtures
28 February 2011 1729 comments
Andy Andy
Share:

While Wayne Rooney’s wayward elbow caused a worthy Monday distraction, the serious business of future gameweek gazing must begin. It’s time for our weekly tete-a-tete with the fixture terminal to find those teams programmed for success and those who simply fail to compute…

The Highs…

Everton
Back to winning ways after the Jermaine Beckford “inspired” victory over Sunderland at the weekend, Everton head into a potential double gameweek followed by a set of promising fixtures thereafter. With their next five weeks (new/BIR, FUL, AVL, wlv, BLA) handing them very beatable opponents on home turf, the Finch Farm crop will no doubt be attracting the eye of Fantasy investors. Tomorrow night’s FA Cup fifth round tie with Reading is crucial however – if that ends in a draw, Everton’s double this coming gameweek will be reduced to just the trip to Newcastle.

Arsenal
The Gunners will be forced to lick Carling Cup wounds amidst a fifth round FA Cup replay with Orient in midweek. Morale may well be on the floor, but Arsenal’s fixtures look more than capable of applying the magic sponge of recovery. Wenger’s men have two nice home games (Sunderland and Blackburn) alongside arguably the two best away games (West Brom and Blackpool) all capped off with a likely double against Spurs and Liverpool. Injuries to Cesc Fabregas, Robin Van Persie and Theo Walcott certainly clouds the investment opportunities, but Samir Nasri is dripping potential once again, while even Johan Djourou in the shaky back four, may earn attention. Despite the frailty on show at Wembley, Wenger’s side have kept 6 clean sheets in their last 8 league outings.

Tottenham
Across North London, Spurs are also peddling strong prospects in the coming weeks. The schedule brings them profitable home encounters with West Ham, Stoke and West Brom, winnable away trips at Wigan and Wolves, plus a double fixture in gameweek 33. Again, injuries and Champions League involvement presents a minefield for Fantasy Managers to navigate but, once the AC Milan second-leg is out of the way for gameweek 30, the likes of Gareth Bale and Rafael Van der Vaart should be fit and focused on Harry Redknapp’s assault on a top four finish.

Aston Villa
Forthcoming away trips to Bolton and Everton aren’t particularly attractive, but Villa do possess the firepower to trouble both and could still fetch returns. Everything around and beyond those two games however -right up until the end of the season- is incredibly favourable. Villa will have four very nice home fixtures to come (Wolves, Newcastle, Stoke and Wigan) as well as two away days that should provide further attacking returns (West Ham and West Brom). Those who benefited from the weekend returns from Stewart Downing and Ashley Young will surely be holding tight. Those who failed to climb on board need to reserve a bandwagon ticket pretty sharpish.

Also to consider: Chelsea – a favourable trip to Bloomfield Road to meet a dispirited Blackpool, followed by a couple of “ok” fixtures leading into three home games on the trot and, quite probably, a double fixture. Fulham – Blackburn and Blackpool come to the Cottage over the next three – that should spell goals for Mark Hughes’ side Birmingham – three reasonable fixtures, sandwiched by two potential double gameweeks, equals bargain squad fillers – particularly at the back.

The Lows…

West Brom
Not much has changed since their fairly damning indictment in this neck of the woods last week, in fact the fixtures have taken a further turn for the worse. The Baggies season ticker shows four red fixtures in their next six, while trips to Birmingham and Stoke hardly present picnics for Roy Hodgson’s outfit. Those still holding the likes of Chris Brunt and Peter Odemwingie surely have to consider a sell-on scenario once tonight’s Stoke encounter has drifted by.

Wigan
Roberto Martinez’ men get to close out the season with fixtures that offer them a chink at the end of tunnel but, right now, they’re still very much in said tunnel, scrambling for the light switch. Man City, Spurs and Chelsea are on the agenda in three of the next four fixtures so it will surely be gameweek 33 before we even cast an eye over any budget potential offered by the Latics.

Blackpool
The Tangerines are in a situation fairly akin to that of Wigan – they have fixtures at the tail end of the season that offers them the potential to save their status but, in the short-term, problems and pressure is mounting. Their next four fixtures look treacherous and, with Charlie Adam suspended for the Chelsea clash and lead striker DJ Campbell out for the next three, Blackpool’s resources are stretched. Arsenal provide the next visitors to Bloomfield Road following this weekend’s Chelsea clash, while trips to Blackburn and Fulham sides also threaten stern tests.

Liverpool
Sundays’ whimpering defeat at Upton Park offered a reminder of dark days gone by for Liverpool. Under King Kenny, there have been signs of a revival and Fantasy Managers had begun to take notice. Martin Kelly’s hamstring injury may well be timely however as, getting rid in the light of Liverpool’s fixture list appears to make sense. The same could be applied to recent revelation, Raul Meireles. United and City are the next teams at Anfield, while trips to Sunderland and West Brom may look attractive enough but, having seen them struggle at West Ham, can we be confident of big returns from those games? After that, it’s a trip to the Emirates. The chances of a cleanie in the next five look fragile then, so ownership will depend on whether you’re willing to back Liverpool for goals.

Be wary of: West Ham – Avram Grant’s relegation scrappers still have tough games against Spurs, United and Chelsea on the horizon – three of the meanest defences on offer. Bolton – Daniel Sturridge looks mighty tempting, but he and Bolton will have to continue to perform against the odds in order to return – United, Fulham and Arsenal await in the next six so decent profits rely on Reebok encounters with Villa and West Ham.

Andy Leicester won the Premier League. Leicester. Premier League. What is this life? Follow them on Twitter

  1. greghammer95
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    BOOM! Up five thousand places tonight. Noice! VELA !

    Up 12k for the GW 🙂 Now to drop those 5k again tomorrow 🙁 Still have Nani (C) and Evra to play mind.

    Off to bed now.

    Night!

    Open Controls
    1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Good night Gregory.

      Open Controls
  2. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    60 point IKTS swing over Akers tonight, with that offside goal. Still would have preferred it to have been called correctly. 🙁

    http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/minileagues/view.htm?id=13140

    Open Controls
    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Naa you didn't want that Granny. Not if you had.......................... VELAAAAAAA!! In your team 🙂 🙂 🙂

      Open Controls
      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        zzzzzzzzzzzz.............

        moire irrelevance

        Open Controls
  3. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Those 4 points from 3 players I got today have moved me up about 70 places. Well done them.

    Open Controls
    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I'm loving tonight! Possibly the highest increase anyone has ever got from a Stoke Vs West Brom 1-1 draw with only two players. Fandabbydozy.

      Open Controls
  4. "The Special One"
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is it just me or did that delap goal make me wanna bring in ZIGIC??

    Open Controls
    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Didn't that Vela goal make you want to bring in VELA??

      Open Controls
      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        well done greg but can u please go to bed now or stop posting about vela... this is getting irritating now...

        Open Controls
      2. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Only Jarvis has ever have a bigger random hype from someone on here than you're giving Vela tonight

        Open Controls
        1. Waldaz
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Oi! Don't touch my Jarvis!

          Open Controls
          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            he is mine waldaz!

            Open Controls
      3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        seriously, shut up, it was s tupid buy, and yoreu blessed he was awarded an offside goal

        Open Controls
        1. greghammer95
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          How can you say it was a stupid buy? He has got me 11 points in the games I wanted to play him in.... As opposed to Odemwingie who would of got me 13, and Vela is much cheaper and more of a differential.

          Is a person not allowed to be happy? Ok I have spammed this site a little bit in the last hour or so, but still. I am happy..... Gorr.....

          Open Controls
          1. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Of course you can be happy but you have mentioned him a fair bit since he scored.

            Open Controls
            1. greghammer95
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              I am aware of that (sorry)

              "Ok I have spammed this site a little bit"

              Open Controls
      4. dogtanion
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Good move Greg.

        Open Controls
        1. greghammer95
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Thank you :).

          And good night.

          (This time I'm going... honest.)

          Open Controls
          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            night night

            Open Controls
    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      because pennant plays for birmingham?

      Open Controls
    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      The defending for that goal was Sunday league, how can you let a player head the ball from within the 6 yard box straight from a corner. No way will West Brom stay up IMO (sorry SuperDorrans), Olssen's heading ability is poor for a CB, Shorey can't pass, they have no decent keeper.

      Open Controls
  5. "The Special One"
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    THOUGHT U WERE OFF 2 BED!!!

    Open Controls
  6. mir
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Atilla - malinga?? you reckon he'll play? who will they drop. Kulasekara?

    Open Controls
    1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Probably will bring him back if he is fit. Especially after the Pakistan defeat.

      Open Controls
      1. mir
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        i'm reading Perera may be dropped for him if fit.. Perera set as my cap right now.
        These 9am deadlines i struggle with i actually prefer the 4am due to work

        Open Controls
      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        imo there is no need to play him. they need him in the tight games like pakistan, given that they will comfortably beat kenya it seems at least to me that it would make sense to give him more recovery time

        Open Controls
        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          pakistan :?...by the way lankan coach said that he practised yesterday and ready to play but they will not risk him if he is not 100% fit....

          Open Controls
          1. mir
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            looks like its a 8.45 iphone job...

            Open Controls
    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Apparently he's back in with a shout of playing, but they could easily not risk him given that it's only Kenya.

      If he does come in, then I'd imagine it will be for Perera, not Kulasekera.

      Open Controls
    3. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Malinga - the only Cricket player I actually recognise.

      When's the World Cup over? 😕

      Open Controls
      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        2nd April 😛

        Open Controls
        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Oh lord.

          Open Controls
        2. mir
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          i'm not a major cricket fan i know nothing about county cricket or world but this game as got me so into it - think its the day to day management

          Open Controls
  7. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    At least I managed to get 11 players out this week even thou Kelly & Odem got 1 point each...

    Every little helps..

    Plus it was a bonus that the RoonPig is free to play tomorrow night... tbh i didnt expect him to get banned 😉

    Open Controls
    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Syd, are you thinking of shipping out Rooney to Torres or Saha perhaps this week? Wondering whether Rooney owners are sticking with him.

      Open Controls
      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I am sticking with him as they play Liverpool and I can't see nothing else but a Utd victory... 2-0

        Open Controls
        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          But Blackpool minus Adam and a double GW down the road? I'm going to be looking for signs of an upturn in form for uno senor torres.

          Open Controls
          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Torres form is poor at best and Chelsea do need some extra shooting practice..

            Especially Cashley 😉

            Open Controls
    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Me too and if Giggs plays I have 12 with no hits. I have some injuries now though, Kelly, Meireles, RVP.

      Open Controls
      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Oh look, Granville taking about how he took no hits again... 😉

        In fairness you have got a massive score for someone who didn't take any hits. Kudos.

        Open Controls
        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Cough

          Open Controls
          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            58 - average to poor.

            Open Controls
            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              24 - f*cking shit

              Open Controls
        2. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I didn't take any hits either. I'm a good boy.

          Open Controls
        3. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I haven't been on for a week, you don't half have a long memory. I still only pulled back a few points on Foch which is a little disappointing, I'll feel failure if I don't beat him and his steady Eddie approach.

          Open Controls
      2. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah Kelly was fun while he lasted... Thinking of getting Baines in if Evertons DGW gets the green light

        Open Controls
      3. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        😮 u are now upto 521...well done granville!

        Open Controls
  8. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Rival has Delap and Neville in his team and is 8k in the world.

    F*cked up ain't the word....

    Open Controls
    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      neville 😯 ...link?

      Open Controls
    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      His team is sh*t. You'll catch him eventually.

      Open Controls
      1. matiakez
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Who would have Delap!! thats ridiculous!!

        Open Controls
      2. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, I know.. terrible.

        I actually like the fact he gets so much luck because it will feel so much more sweeter when I do catch him. Sad thing is I don't even know the guy.

        Open Controls
  9. Lordjim
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    50 points so far and Nani(c) tomorrow, 300 for the month...on balance quite sanguine...well until someone mentions Joey...

    Open Controls
  10. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone know if Attila is still about?

    Open Controls
    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      why 😉

      Open Controls
    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Howzitgoin? If you're here about that twenty quid I'm not in... leave a message after the beep.........................BEEP...

      Open Controls
      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Any chance you'd let me in the cricket league thingy? Well below average score but it's nice to have something to aim for. Team name is No 'F' in chance.

        Open Controls
        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Ah ok. Tsk tsk all ye latecomers 🙂

          Open Controls
          1. iCon
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Cheers 🙂

            Open Controls
          2. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Done.

            Open Controls
  11. matiakez
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Grr thats so annoing 2 minutes away from two clean sheets..oh well

    Open Controls
    1. Lordjim
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I usually take imodium....no more Egypt stories..

      Open Controls
  12. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Crazy to sell VDV for Lampard? Need a bit of Chelski in the side.

    Open Controls
    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Mental, Lampard isn't even close to being worth his price tag.

      RVP > Torres is the move everyone should be making. 😉

      Open Controls
      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        rvp > which chelsea striker on the bench against us tommorow 😉

        Open Controls
      2. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Can't afford to do that without dropping Cahill or Rooney. Maybe if he actually scores a goal I'll think about it.

        Open Controls
      3. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        You really could use your first sentence in his case too 🙂
        I really want to keep RVP though, was even toying with the idea of bringing in Bendtner for Odemdoubtful

        Open Controls
        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          has to be demba ba. anyone whose surname is the end of their first name has to be worth consideration

          Open Controls
          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            lol...

            Open Controls
          2. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Like the logic, so Neville Neville is essential then? 🙂

            Open Controls
          3. Twisted Saltergater
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Martin Martintin goes one better!

            http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Martin-Martintin/627093733

            Open Controls
            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Some cruel parents out there.

              Open Controls
          4. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Like it.

            Jennifer Lopez is known as Jay-Lo
            Susan Boyle is known as Su-Bo.

            Now I've discovered why they haven't shortened Pete Docherty's name.

            Open Controls
            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              😆
              Nice one.

              Open Controls
            2. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              lolsies

              Open Controls
      4. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Very, very close to making that move. I'd be losing .4m on RVP but I don't think he's going to make the Sunderland game and who knows what damage he may do to himself against Barcelona.

        Open Controls
    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Maybe if you're chasing otherwise I wouldn't risk not having VDV when hes fit.

      Open Controls
      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I fancy Wolves to give Tottenham a tough game, so I reckon I've got 'til GW30 to think about bringing VDV in.

        Open Controls
    3. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Knock knock....

      Open Controls
      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Who's there?

        Open Controls
        1. iCon
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          No 'F' in chance...

          Open Controls
        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          How's your team, Attila? 🙂

          Open Controls
          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            FPL - Another green arrow, 60 points with only Nani (c) to go, no hits though so not too bad

            Cricket - not great today but clinging on to the top ten.

            Hows your good self MMW?

            Open Controls
            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Very good indeed. FPL 355k now(61 -12), with 3 to play. Cricket ... well I've crept up to 18th in our shindig ... 🙂

              Open Controls
            2. Boom!!!
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              clinging on to the top ten just because u are not accepting others teams who are higher ranked then your team 😉

              Open Controls
              1. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                This.

                Open Controls
                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  Seems fair enough to me - Attila did take on the responsibility of chairman! 😉

                  Open Controls
                  1. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Johnny Come Lately's must make themselves known. I don't trust 'em.

                    Open Controls
                  2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Quite right too! 😉

                    Open Controls
                2. Attila the Bum
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  Well they are extremely late to the shindig, and how am I to know they aren't cheating rapscallions? Could be second or third teams for some people.

                  Open Controls
                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    They are certainly rapscallions! Love that word!!! 😀

                    Open Controls
                  2. Boom!!!
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    wtf is rapscallions 😕

                    Open Controls
                  3. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Boom a rapscallion is a disreputable person; rascal or rogue, a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel or someone who cheats at Fantasy Cricket 🙂

                    Open Controls
                  4. Granville
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Why isn't it a 'rascallion', deriving from rascal?

                    Open Controls
                  5. Boom!!!
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    rascal is more familiar 😉

                    Open Controls
                  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    But he - usually he - must also possess just enough charm to rope you in ... 😉

                    Open Controls
                  7. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Granville
                    That's the more archaic form I think, dunno why or when they introduced a 'P' into the business though.

                    Open Controls
                  8. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    rapscallion
                    1690s, alteration of rascallion (1640s), a fanciful elaboration of rascal (q.v.). It is the parallel term of now-extinct rampallion (1590s), from M.E. ramp (n.) "ill-behaved woman" (mid-15c.), which is probably connected to the definition of romp in Johnson's Dictionary (1755) as "a rude, awkward, boisterous, untaught girl."

                    Open Controls
                  9. Granville
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    the English Language is a strange oldy worldy beast.

                    Tell me the difference between flammable and inflammable?

                    Open Controls
                  10. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    My favourite type of girl 🙂

                    Open Controls
                  11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    A Literary thread ... 😯 😉

                    Open Controls
                  12. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    Wow the flammable/inflammable thing is a real brain ache!
                    I love stuff like that.

                    Open Controls
  13. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Coleman captain for GW29 anyone?

    Open Controls
    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      In a word, no.

      Open Controls
      1. PFOR
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I can see why you're thinking outside the box though, it's not as if we have the 2nd top goalscorer playing at home against the bottom club or anything.

        Oh, never mind.

        Open Controls
    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nah.

      Open Controls
  14. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Am I nuts to be considering RVP > Zigic and Barton > Fabregas if injuries stand? I just dont feel like chancing Saha and Zigic has done pretty decent, along with good fixtures and a double, plus Fabs to cover Arsenal.

    Open Controls
    1. Lordjim
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Is Cahill really an option next week even if Eve get the DGW...Odem > Zigic looks a better play for the DGW...if Reading oblige...

      Open Controls
      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I don't have Odem, and I didn't mention Cahill.........was your response meant for a different post?

        Open Controls
        1. Lordjim
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Just thinking aloud after reading your post...or I started to answer your post...had a moment...then started my own post...

          Open Controls
    2. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Is Fabregas good to go? I thought he was out for 1-2 games, making him doubtful for the the Sunderland game.

      Open Controls
  15. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I would just like to say that Stephen Carr was a legend yesterday. Man of the match for me

    Open Controls
    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah he had a great game. He surprised me. There's still legs in the 46 year old yet.

      Open Controls
  16. skindogg
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    hey guys, can someone explain to me why Ashley young didnt get 2 assists? He won himself a pen and set up Downing.

    Thanks in advance.

    Open Controls
    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      he assisted the og.

      Open Controls
      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ignore this post 😉

        Open Controls
    2. The Rock
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      You don't get an assist for winning yourslef a penalty.

      Open Controls
      1. skindogg
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        well you fecken well should!

        Open Controls
    3. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      lol

      Open Controls
      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ^ This.

        Open Controls
      2. greghammer95
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Don't laugh at him, he is a knew person.

        I bet he thinks were a right bunch of nerds....

        Open Controls
        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          And he'd be right. Now go to bed, you said you were going about half an hour ago!

          Open Controls
          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            *insert joke here*

            Open Controls
          2. greghammer95
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Alright MUM!, something tells me people are trying to get rid of me... But just one more thing before I go..............

            VELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

            Nough said.

            Open Controls
            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Do you have Vela in your team?

              Open Controls
        2. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Looks like you need to learn new/knew also Greg 😛

          Open Controls
    4. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Don't get assist for setting up ur own pen

      Open Controls
  17. Open Controls
    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Obviously didn't mean it, so it isn't a good goal IMO.

      Open Controls
      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Hater.

        Open Controls
    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Wowzers. Shame it was intended as a bullet cross though.

      Open Controls
    3. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Pires V Chelsea - meant it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z788t5zGIqQ

      Open Controls
  18. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDO3q4RreVY

    I don't know which is better, the goal or the commentary. 😀

    Open Controls
    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Loool

      Open Controls
      1. PFOR
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        It overshadows a beautiful goal, shame.

        Here's a better quality link:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sbf4Ih7UKo&feature=related

        Open Controls
        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          'Tis a very good goal too

          Open Controls
    2. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      😆

      The commentary is classic.

      Open Controls
    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      lol, he's not exactly from the David Coleman school of commentary. Cracking goal.

      Open Controls
  19. McGurn
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Grateful if someone could please help with the rules. If i have done my maths correct, i am equal top of Feb month league(after adding auto subs). As me and the other guy have similar teams (except i have Vidic and he has Smalling), what happens in the possible event of a tie. Cheers

    Open Controls
    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Who has made the most transfers out of you two? Because I think it's decided on who has made the fewest transfers, I could be wrong though.

      Open Controls
      1. McGurn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Both wildcarded

        Open Controls
        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I thought you said that this is for the whole of February?

          Open Controls
          1. McGurn
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            done 3 each this month

            Open Controls
            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              No idea then, sorry. Perhaps overall rank? Or maybe just a tie? Perhaps you'll get half a digital camera.....

              Open Controls
    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Well done mate. You got a mention on the last podcast and will get one again no doubt.

      Open Controls
    3. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      the ans. is coin toss...it will not be tie smalling will get a yellow card 😉

      Open Controls
    4. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Holy shit! You're second in the world!!!! Why aren't you shouting from the rooftops about it?! 😀

      Open Controls
      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Beejabbers! Second! Don't go doing a 'Katie'

        (that could sound very wrong if you have a Sid James-esque mind)

        Open Controls
    5. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Don't do a reeson next year, y'hear?

      Open Controls
      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Best. Advice. Ever.

        Open Controls
        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          The guy leading is glad he has no auto subs...

          2 Red cards waiting to come in..

          Open Controls
          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Hope Ivanovic gets injured in the warm up 🙂

            Actually he's in trouble next week, with 3 players out and Meireles doubtful.

            Open Controls
            1. SC not pearls before swine
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Sort of impressive that the #1 in the world is doing it with such a modest budget though...

              Open Controls
    6. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Well look at that, someone with two respectable finishes from previous seasons and a second place now! Lovely. Incredibly well done McGurn

      Open Controls
      1. McGurn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers. Plenty of time for my season to go tits up yet so would be more than happy with the monthly prize while it lasts. Come on Vidic!!

        Open Controls
    7. Smarty Pants
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Well done, mate. I was close too, but the latest gameweek wasn't great for me. Fair play, hopefully Vidic scores and there will be no further doubts 🙂

      Open Controls
  20. Demí
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is it just me or did harper get another 2 points added today for making 6 saves. I could of sworn it wasn't there yesterday.

    Open Controls
    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      someone else mentioned this earlier, you could be right.

      Open Controls
    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      yes it was added during stoke's game.

      Open Controls
  21. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    whats the latest with VDV?

    Open Controls
    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      He's enjoying Dubai, according to Twitter, and training hard of course.

      Open Controls
  22. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Millionaire Club safety score goes up to 34. Those in trouble might be saved by Begovic.

    Open Controls
    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Or...........

      Open Controls
    2. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Well, he's saved virtually everything else tonight, so why not?

      Open Controls
      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Haven't seen the game, 9 saves nice. The safety will increase a fair bit after the last match & autosubs/emergency captains.

        Open Controls
        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          safety score*

          Open Controls
  23. Spoiler
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    might have to take my second point hit of the season..

    looking like barton, kelly, rvp, all out

    also got bardsley away to arsenal and odem who is possibly out of team?

    Open Controls
    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      very lucky to have not had more than 1 hit! I get 2-3 injuries/bans every week!

      Open Controls
    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Haven't you taken 3 already? Nice rank btw.

      Open Controls
    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Are you sure your name isn't Ken Uranus?

      Open Controls
  24. Silva is Gold.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I have jsut taken a four point for odem and bent to Zigic and Saha. I know it's premature i get bored though.

    Open Controls
    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      u know the DGW isnt confirmed till tomorrow?

      Open Controls
      1. Silva is Gold.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah i do now. Wank.

        Open Controls
        1. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          they'll prob get thru.

          Open Controls
  25. Jonah Takalua
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    got a feeling in me waters you're guna do it granville, cracking season mate, some great transfers

    Open Controls
    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      eh?

      Open Controls
      1. Jonah Takalua
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        win the whole thing, everything he touches turns to points

        Open Controls
        1. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          link?

          Open Controls
          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Granville won't be winning FPL this season.

            Open Controls
            1. Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              How do you know 😉

              Want to win the scout contributors league though.

              I would think that Chris McGurn has a better chance. He's the horse to back, incredible that he's been in the top 1000 since gameweek 3

              Open Controls
              1. Jonah Takalua
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                you can literally feel the tension in the scoutcast

                granville just canes it, and mark eats his dust playing catch up every week and you can tell its doing his head in

                keep going granville, rambo's cheering for ya bruv, some absolutely inspired moves some weeks

                Open Controls
  26. thehodge
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Already taken a 8 point hit:
    Fabs to Nasri
    Rafa to Kolarov
    Dj to Sturridge
    Team for this week:
    Foster
    Coleman Huth Kolarov
    Nani Young Nasri Cahill
    Rvp Sturridge Tevez(C)
    Subs:Robinson Hangeland Barton Kelly
    If Rvp doesnt play i've got OK subs to replace him.
    All good?

    Open Controls
    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      yes.

      Open Controls
    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Why make your changes this early? So many injury doubts

      Open Controls
    3. Jonah Takalua
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      utterly daft making moves now, bit of a doughnut move that

      Open Controls
  27. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Score predictions for tomorrow night...

    I will go with a 1-1...

    Open Controls
    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      1-0 manutd or 0-0

      Open Controls
    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      1-0 Chelsea win

      Open Controls
  28. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Any word on t Cahill? Will he play both games?

    Open Controls
    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      How are we meant to know that? Seriously.

      Open Controls
      1. super zlatan
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Ur not. But it gives me extra comfort if u say I suspect he will play both games. And possibly get a few goals. Lol

        Open Controls
    2. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Moyes said he's not fit to start on Saturday, cant see that changing for another 10-14 days. Certainly hope he's rested tomrw...

      Open Controls
  29. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Ha up 25 places. In your face Vela!

    Open Controls
  30. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Nice colour arrow... Thank you Mr Begovic

    Open Controls
    1. Captain Remorse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Is this game too boring for you to put Nani and Evra on your starting team? Or does the anticipation feel like Xmas?

      Open Controls