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Gameweek 8 sees the launch of the latest team competition for the Fantasy Football Scout community organised by FFS UEFA. Following the success of last season’s ICC-themed cricket tournament, the group have created FFS Beach Soccer World Cup 2013, with 16 teams, each comprised of 11 players, competing for the crown.

If you’re new to the concept and are wondering just what all the chatter has been about, here’s a link to their site which will help explain matters in a little more detail.

Essentially, the scoring is based around the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game.

Each team started scouting for players (ie, FPL managers) on Sunday, October 6 and the recruitment period will come to a close on Wednesday, October 16, with the roster of team players announced on Thursday, October 17.

The teams are led by a captain and vice-captain and guided by a manager, who decide which seven of their 11 players to field each week – depending on the perceived prospects of their FPL line-ups -and which four to bench. Their overall FPL scores for the Gameweek, with hits taken into account, will form the team’s score that week – by outscoring their opponents, they chalk up a win.

The first match in Gameweek 8 will be no more than a friendly before the main event gets underway the following weekend. This sees the 16 teams compete in four groups of four between Gameweek 9 and 11 – the top two teams from each group will progress to the knockout stages, where sides square up in a head-to-head elimination process from Gameweek 12 until the final in Gameweek 15. For anyone looking for further information on how the tournament works, click here for extra details.

Over the past few days, the tournament has become a popular topic on our site as the recruitment drive gets underway. As a result, we have created this article to keep discussion on the tournament to one particular place – we’ll ensure the article is kept featured at the top of the homepage, thus making it easier to find for those already involved or looking to do so.

Good luck to all those taking part.

J0E Podcaster and writer. Tweets stats and stuff via @FFScout_Joe Follow them on Twitter

  1. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Team Russia ladies and gentlemen.

    First their captain comes to our headquarters in Senegal offering us bucket loads of cash to take multiple hits so that we don't manage to get out of the group stages (we are still negotiating and haven't declined this offer mind) and then in a desperate attempt, their manager Pepin strips, and catches and begs our manager Christina to accept the offer.

    JK with the cash - http://s18.postimg.org/dd1mtzfex/dag20.jpg
    Pepin - https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3843806976/h2423B82C/

    LOL

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    1. Christina.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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  2. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Also, can't help but laugh at all these teams licking each others arse.

    Pussies.

    PS

    Team Brazil and Spain, team Senegoal loves your women. We really don't mind some arselicking there.

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      So you're racists too... 🙄

      😉

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Hey, we love your women!

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    2. FORCA INTER
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      well said , more less all teams expect senegoal are so pussies

      no fun at all

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        serious question... how old are you?

        I think the answer could potentially be enlightening.

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        1. FORCA INTER
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          will turn 24 very soon

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  3. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    ***BREAKING NEWS***

    Live from 5 star Rhino resort and spa, Mbour(Saly),

    Press are hiding in team captain Tommytour's room at the resort where Senegoal have for the last 5 days been indulging in excessive drinking and late night skinny dipping.

    It's Christina's 43rd birthday today and the team has organised a surprise party and birthday cake baked by Epic Fail's missus. While the team and press are hiding in the room, star player Forca has called Christina to help calm down Evs who has supposedly broken down after Champ discovered some pictures of Ukrainian mail order brides in Evs's bag with speedo's.

    Enter Christina and Forca…..SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

    While Christina is helping himself to a piece of birthday cake Forca is being interviewed by the press.

    Reporter 1: Forca, is it true that Senegoal signed players prior to the recruitement period?

    Forca: Sometimes i just can't controle myself and my fingers are fastier than my brain.I dont see any fun too go with rules. Other managers are simply jeloaus cause Christina managed to recruit 11 out of 11 targets in less than day.I dont like this sort of trash talk seems like UEFA chounchil is allowed to have double standards while others are not totally unfair and immature people calling Christina cheater and true cheaters hiding behind Counchill chair.

    Reporter 2: Why did you join Senegoal, when Tahiti wants you so badly?

    Forca: Tahiti team didnt suit me at all , they wasn't at my level i'd rather be in same team with people who are more arrogant and more funny , just like myself Enr and Daniel , are nice lad , almsot too nice but when it comes to leadership i'd rather be in team with some real characther with better perssonality, theie ego is not strong enough. 

    Reporter1: What do you think Senegoal's chances are in this tournament?

    Forca: We will easily dominate this bitch soccer fotty tournament. Jelaous is a bad habbit , other will never be at our level no matter how hard they trying

    Reporter 2: Christina, any friendly confirmed?
    Christina: Speaking with cake in mouth…not yet, we are in negotiations with Bribery Coast, El Salvabore and some or other set of islands where the sun never shines. The remains of three US Marines killed during the Pacific campaign of World War II have been found in someone's backyard on the bloody islands so the friendly is in serious jeopardy at the moment.

    *Christina and Forca joins rest of team Senegoal having a food fight with what's left of Christina's birthday cake.

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    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Haha gold

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      At this rate, i hope we are even 10% matchfit for our first game.

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    3. Christina.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Tommytour's room after the Christina's birthday bash...

      http://ryanstewart.theworldrace.org/blogphotos/theworldrace/ryanstewart/img_1074.jpg

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Whose up?

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        1. Christina.
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          On the right brushing teeth is Canadian football. Forca in front on mattress. Beric busy looking in bag for some more traditional medicine...

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      2. FORCA INTER
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        feck that , where are womens??

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    4. FORCA INTER
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      haha this is brilliant , nice work by collecting all my old posts 😀

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    5. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Oi, what do you mean 'star player Forca' !!!

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  4. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Senegoal and Russia bribing negotiating update.

    After Pepin getting desperate, team Senegoal decided to put team Russia out of its misery. A call was made to VC Triggerlips and 4 hours later Triggerlips was seen arriving at the Senegoal headquarters.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSJKi_eIEAA20wL.jpg:large

    Also spotted with Triggerlips and this young gang were a bevy of Russian Tennis superstars. Sharapova let this gang along with Elena Dementieva, Anna Kournikova, Elena Bovina, Anna Chakvetadze and a few others.

    Evs seem to have stormed out of the team meeting on the grounds of morality and team ethic when the team had decided to advance negotiations with team Russia but it is widely reported that Sharapova took matters into her own hands to calm this down.

    More on this later.

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  5. TokyoRed 東京赤
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Oranje

    Like to make our friendly a matchplay event as well as the full match?

    One point per pairing up for grabs. Individual forfeits may be arranged between you and your rival as desired.

    Captains: Ryan vs HVT
    Vice captains: B2B Ballacks vs MJ
    TokyoRed vs Giggs Boson
    Jafalad vs Scottys Army
    Billy Ketsu vs Wild Rover
    Katie vs Donthespecialone
    Rumplestilskin vs Kuqi Monster
    Blue Lion vs Pompey Fan
    KennCam vs BJ
    Demi vs Gargamel
    Absinthe vs Fuml Akimbo

    As our manager is non-playing he will sit on the sidelines in a dignified manner. None of you deserve to play him anyway.

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    1. pompeyfan
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I have put it out to the committee, will let you know on our decision 🙂

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      1. pompeyfan
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        You may not have heard but one of the main features of Japanese culture is modesty. Not sure you received the memo 😉

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        1. Blue Lion
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Pompeyfan San, There is no lack of modesty. Forgive me if i have offended you. May the best man win. Action should indeed speak more than words.Just excited with all the adrenaline pumping through my veins.

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          1. Blue Lion
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Also after going through your squad its pretty evident that its going to be a very tight affair. Maybe 4-5 players will be the only difference.

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            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Put him to the sword.

              Politely.

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              1. Blue Lion
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                *bows*. Death shall be quick, without pain.

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          2. pompeyfan
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            no worries, was only messing anyway. Here in the Netherlands we favour a direct style of communication in any case.

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            1. Blue Lion
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Indeed.

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      2. rumplestilskin
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        konbanwa Lion san 🙂 ...
        why are you scaring this poor man before the match.... shouldn't have done that... we would want our competitors to feel nothing but our warmth... 🙂

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    3. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I have put the challenge to management team , and I will revert with reply.
      ありがとう

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    4. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Team Netherlands accepts the challenge.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        *bows*

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  6. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Morning lads

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    1. TokyoRed 東京赤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Morning Thomass

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Challenge accepted T

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        1. TokyoRed 東京赤
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Then it is on.

          Good stuff.

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    2. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Morning Thomas

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    3. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Good morning Thomas67.

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    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Morning Thomass. 🙂

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    5. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Goedemorgen Thomas

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    6. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      RE yesterday. ID in my profile, transfers this week Soldado and Hba to Michu and Lukaku.

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah we will snap you up now what's your email? Team ID.

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        1. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          i thought you signed Jao and kicked Breadbin out?

          You're confusing me Thomass 🙂

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    7. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Morning my lovely boys 🙂

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    8. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Morning champ

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Check you mail in 1min

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Just saw and replied

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    9. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Good Morning Thomass 🙂

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        We've got him on board.

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        1. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          And btw, would love to be considered for a spot in the team if possible. Would be extremely grateful!! 🙂

          Quite eager to join the comp, and feel I have quite a strong team for the GWs to come

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        2. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Got who on board mate?

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          1. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            P.S email is arvinator@icloud.com, just in case you wish to inform me of anything.

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          2. Thomass
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            JT

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            1. Arvin-ation
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Both him and Breadbin? Well, lucky them. 🙂 Congratulations to the both of them

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              1. Thomass
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                And maybe Merseysidered

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                1. Arvin-ation
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Oh, alright then. Would I be up for consideration as well mate? 🙂

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                  1. Thomass
                    • 13 Years
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    Why do you want yo join us? There's other teams about ask them

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                    1. Christina.
                      • 15 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      Because team Tahiti are the best?

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                      1. Arvin-ation
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
                        12 years, 2 months ago

                        Happy Birthday Christina

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                    2. Arvin-ation
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      I'm just trying to look for a team to join mate, a spot seemed to open up, I applied. Trying to increase my chances of even getting into this comp.

                      You didn't have to be so polite.

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  7. Sanket
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Morning people 🙂

    Guyzz Im still up for grabs..Anyone looking to give me opportunity in their team for Beach Soccer.

    I guess after poating so many times people must be aware of my history;-)

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    1. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      We are full sorry

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      1. Sanket
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Ok Thomas.. 😉

        Does any1 else has a place for me in their squad?

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        1. Thomass
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah Spain, just look at the spreadsheet

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          1. Sanket
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            @Thomas

            I did post an application on this site for Team Spain as i dont use twitter and they havent mentioned any email ids. So do u have Ginkapos id?
            Also i think its worth mentioning that Team Solomon had shortlisted my name earlier fo a final spot in their team..juzz couldnt make final cut :-[

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  8. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    what's up bros and brodettes? don't think i've ever said bro before but now that i know it offends someone's sensibilities i find i can't help myself

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    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Haha. Erse! 🙂 It wasn't a case of offending, not at all, it just depends in what context it's used. We're posting on a site with moderation of terms and words that seem to offend some but not others and there seems to be a lot of grey areas. As I had said, not to open a can of worms, if you spend some time on TFPL these days along with all the trolling & bullying that goes on there. It's a case of is that what we want on here?

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Bro is an abbreviation to the word brother. Not even slightly offensive in any way

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        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          As I said, it depends on the context. Not offensive so I apologise if that came across.

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        2. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          You made Team Tahiti mate?

          Congratulations 🙂

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          1. Venom Snake
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Lol not exactly but hopefully make the cut

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            1. Arvin-ation
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Good luck!

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      2. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        😀 the only milieu in which i know the word bro to exist is the early 90s californian surfer/slacker generation. also it's bin co-opted by young meatheads since then. those meatheads deserve to be made fun of and i see an ironic use of their favourite term as doing just that. h'aint bin on tfpl for an age. i liked it tho back in the early days

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        1. megatronaldinho
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          like affecting a brad-pitt-in-true-romance-esque weed-addled drawl when addressing your typical frattish misogynistic jock

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  9. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Which country is hosting this tournmament btw? What team is the home team?

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    1. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I believe it's Tahiti

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      the voodoo trolls

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  10. Sanket
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Team Spain @Ginkapo
    Sir,
    I would love to be a part of ur team in this Beach Soccer world cup.
    im linking my FPL Gw history> http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/25665/history/
    Apart from this my achievement is currently im ranked 1st in TotalFPL community and 20th in England and 14th in FFS scout community league in UCL fantasy this year so far.
    Its under name [The Chosen One] in UCL.
    Apart from this I have also drafted very good players in my team for upcoming GW's in FPL.
    Also its worth mentioning that Team Solomon did shortlist me for a final spot in their team but just couldnt make the final cut.
    I hope u get the exact picture of me.
    To sum up Im eager to win the tourney with Team Spain by beating the Best guyz around.
    Hope u consider this new talented eager individual.
    Looking forward for positive reply from ur side.
    note: posting here as i dont have twitter account to reach to u there@ twitter. My FFS profile name is sanks. u can find my mail id there for further communication.

    Regards,
    Sanket

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    1. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I must say Sanket, you deserve a place based on persistence alone. If English players had your kind of attitude, the National Team would be world beaters!

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    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      To be honest, I think all the teams are full but some are choosing not to reveal all their players so the spreadsheet may give a false impression.

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      1. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Didn't think of that, but now that I have, it does seem quite likely....

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    1. Christina.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      *Dances in office with green/yellow/red speedo. Thinking back to West Indies team spirit....

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  12. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    "Forca: We will easily dominate this bitch soccer fotty tournament" 😆

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  13. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Would anyone be interested, if I were to organise an Under - 21 Beach Soccer comp to accommodate for all the poor lads who are missing out on this? ( like myself 😉 ) It will probably be a 5 a side thing. With the same nations as the current comp.
    and possibly, the winner of the U21s playing the winners of the Current Beach Soccer comp over 3 GWs or something along the line of that.

    I've been lead to believe that Daniel is the organiser of the Beach Soccer Comp? If so, would anyone know how I might contact him? Wish to speak to him about this. Don't want to go ahead with this idea without his permission.

    If this all goes ahead, and in the unlikely event that I do get picked for a team (which would be fantastic 😆 ), I'll just hand the "Organiser" role over to someone else.

    Cheers

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    1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago

        howdi bud,
        good idea, think it takes a bit of IT skills to set things up
        hope there is still a place out there for you
        fully expect at least one of dutch team to storm out of training after dispute with manager over their position in team photo. so keep your eye on their situation

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      • SPorting
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Saw this idea being floated yesterday. Not so sure about it.

        To start with, you'd need to find managers who are not in the Beach Soccer comp. Whilst quite a few regulars who missed out would be up for it, finding 176 interested managers may be a big ask.

        You may also need another FFS thread to discuss the U21 comp because it won't be allowed on the main FFS forum and it wouldn't be a good idea to post all that stuff here or it will get confusing.

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        1. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Im not looking for 176 managers? 5 a side, and 8 teams. or 3 a side and 16 teams.
          Would be 40 or 48.

          hmm, true, but I can always attempt to organise it. If it works out good then great, if it doesn't then I guess too bad.

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          1. SPorting
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Of course, I wish you good luck.

            Just wanted to highlight some areas where you may need to get creative.

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            1. Arvin-ation
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Thanks 🙂

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      • Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        You can find his email on the squad page of the Beach Soccer site.

        Word of warning: You might be waiting a long time for an answer 😕

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        1. Arvin-ation
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Thanks lad,

          Anyone know how I can contact Ginkapo? Still trying to get a spot in a team 😆

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          1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 2 months ago

              can you not just set up a twitter account to ask him, though i think people are correct in that they have names already just not published them.

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              1. Arvin-ation
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                I have a twitter account, and have tweeted Bonz, but to no avail.

                Might try tweeting Ginkapo, didn't realise he had a twitter account

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              2. Rasping Drive
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                I did that (once again showing that I indeed have not one ounce of pride).

                Complete waste of time though!

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        2. Thomass
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Do this 3v3 one head coach and 2 players that easy with all 16 teams.

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      • Christina.
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        ***SENEGOAL FRIENDLY***

        Team management hereby confirm that Senegoal will take on Ivory Coast in a gw 8 friendly.

        Explaining the decision, team manager Christina had the following to say:

        "Our medical team informed me that our team is not sober enough to take the long trip to El Salvador.

        http://www.weakstream.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/puking.jpg

        We would rather take on the much closer Ivory Coast.

        Champ, is very superstitious and he feel the human remains found on the Solomon islands is a bad omen so we had to decline their offer for a friendly"

        http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/05/alienskeleton2.jpg

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          You are a great leader steering us away from the bad juju on those islands. A win over the bribery coast will bring good juju that will see us into the finals

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      • Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Also, just caught up on Senegal cheat-gate.

        Christina wasn't the only one who approached me before the perceived deadline. There were quite a few more.

        Why are we taking this so far?

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        1. JT's Dog
            12 years, 2 months ago

            in truth i think it was just other teams trying to give as much press coverage to senegoal early doors as they will obviously get knocked out quickly.
            so really it was an act of kindness

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          • SPorting
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            The fact that Christina and the rest of the Senegal team can take a bit of flak seems to give the impression that it's OK to keep banging on about it.

            However, the continuous references to cheating do get a bit tedious, especially when some of the comments contain smiley's and venom in equal amounts.

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            1. HVT
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Cheating ?
              I wasn't aware of this , is it too late to join in ?

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          • Christina.
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            If it wasn't for Senegoal's successful recruitment drive, then last year world no 6, Julian Zipparo would probably never have signed for Bribery Coast and Thomass67 would have never made team Hateyou.

            People should be thankful.

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          • HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            This dissapoints me, I found uefa tight lipped on the up comming comp.
            anyways we at Team Netherlands plough on regardless , we were one of the first to fill through good management and team ethics, Nothing else.

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        2. Ranieri's Ghost
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Far out FFSers, there is some lord of the flies action going on in here!!!
          Happy to give up my spot if y'all want to give it to a 'regular'...?!

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          1. Rasping Drive
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            You're a good sport, so you are.

            I think that might break Declan's heart though 😀

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            1. Rasping Drive
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              In a similar manner that the rock broke Piggy's head 😀

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              1. Ranieri's Ghost
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                hehe 🙂 well I'll leave it to the choir to decide...

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          2. SPorting
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Welcome. Always nice to have new people on the boards.

            Congratulations on your first post too!

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          3. Christina.
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Please don't, our man Evs can't wait to ground your head into the sand in our gw 8 friendly.

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            1. Christina.
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              *grind

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              1. Ranieri's Ghost
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Them's fightin words!

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          4. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Very sporting of you, but there really is no need 🙂

            I don't believe anyone deserves a place anymore than anyone else. So, if they picked you then, great, you're in, if unfortunately, like myself 😆 , they don't then too bad.

            Keep the spot, I'm sure you're extremely valuable to the team 😉

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            1. Ranieri's Ghost
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Well, thanks mighty diplomatic...as long as it doesn't cause too much drama!
              Good luck finding a team...and goodnight from Oz!

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              1. SPorting
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Drama is all part of the game.

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        3. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Some Senegalese smoothness

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhx8YM2keKs

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          1. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            *sits back, sips on beer*

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            1. Get up ya bum
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              😎

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        4. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Le Bien, le mai. (the good, the bad)
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKCS1ANpmo

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        5. Rasping Drive
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I am flying over to Dubai this evening carrying a bit fat brown envelope with Heels Over Head's name on it. If that doesn't work, then a little "pyschology and violence" will probably do the trick. I think my Dad's bigger than his Dad 😀

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          1. Christina.
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            You need more fat.

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            1. Rasping Drive
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              I have cleaned out my bank account, the missus' bank account and even emptied the kids piggy bank.

              The depths that a poor man will stoop to!

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          2. Heels_Over_Head
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

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            1. Rasping Drive
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              السلام عليكم

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              1. Heels_Over_Head
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Salaam Alaykum

                Are you looking for a team to join?

                Our team is unfortunately full up.

                If your linked team is correct (please check as FPL id's change from one year to the next), I'm not sure you'll get one of the remaining spots with Spain or Ivory Coast as they're a bit snooty.

                On a separate note, you are eligible for a FPL league I run if you want the league code.

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                1. Rasping Drive
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Link is correct.

                  Just having a bit of fun, Emir, no worries.

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              2. Venom Snake
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Ou alaykoum Salam

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            2. Heels_Over_Head
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              What could possibly be in a brown envelope that the UAE does not have already?

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              1. SPorting
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Talent.

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                1. Heels_Over_Head
                  • 12 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  You remind me of old people who keep telling the same jokes that aren't funny, but don't remember telling them before because they're senile.

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                  1. Christina.
                    • 15 Years
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    My dad had Alzheimers and dementia.

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                    1. Heels_Over_Head
                      • 12 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      And?

                      I'm a month younger than you, you don't think I've had any relatives like this?

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                      1. SPorting
                        • 14 Years
                        12 years, 2 months ago

                        You don't think so or you're not sure any more or you just can't remember?

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                      2. Christina.
                        • 15 Years
                        12 years, 2 months ago

                        I miss my dad.

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                        1. Heels_Over_Head
                          • 12 Years
                          12 years, 2 months ago

                          That's a good thing. Means you have good memories of him which is how people live on with us.

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                  2. SPorting
                    • 14 Years
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    It's not my fault.

                    I have to repeat things until even the slow people catch on.

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                2. rumplestilskin
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  hilarious 😀 ....

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        6. Incider Dealing
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Don't know if I'm speaking on behalf of those that are not involved in this Beach thing (seem to be plenty that are not), but I sincerely hope that those that are organising this are gracious enough to sort out a posting area away from the main 'community' area. Certainly the 'in' jokes will be lost on a lot of us.

          All this tournament has done in my opinion is develop the gap between the 'in' crowd and those either recently active on here, those potentially wanting to get involved more, lurkers etc. There is surely some potential to sort out a competition that involves everybody that contributes on here.

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          1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 2 months ago

              by posting area do you mean like a beach footy thread?

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              1. Christina.
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Why has no one thought of that before?

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                1. Billy Gilmore
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Genius idea. How did I not think of that?

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              2. Incider Dealing
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                I think you will need more than just a thread, but a tab like the one for Hot Topics.

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                1. Rasping Drive
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Have you turned into your brother?

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                2. SPorting
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Not sure if serious.

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                3. JT's Dog
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    you've lost me!
                    so you want a hot topic on the beach footy thread to talk about beach footy

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                    1. Christina.
                      • 15 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      I think he means hot tropic

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              3. gravless
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Leave it out Del !

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              4. SPorting
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Thanks for the tip Trigger.

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              5. Heels_Over_Head
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                This is the separate thread. You're in the wrong article.

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              6. SPorting
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Meh.

                I'll give you a +1 just for caring.

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                1. Demí
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  Did you give it?

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              7. pompeyfan
                • 16 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                It is basically impossible to arrange a competition which includes everyone, people will always miss out. However the FFS Uefa FA Cup game included a huge number of people, I don't imagine there were many people that missed out on that one.

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                1. SPorting
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  See below.

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              8. SPorting
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                "There is surely some potential to sort out a competition that involves everybody that contributes on here."

                That would be the FFS Cup, The Paddy Power Cup and the FFS Members Cup

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                1. SPorting
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 2 months ago

                  And the FFS league.

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                2. JT's Dog
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    yeah but they dont include people who dont contribute on here or those that have never heard of here or even know here exists

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                    1. SPorting
                      • 14 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      What?.....I just......What?

                      *watches as FFS disappears up it's own server connection*

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                  • Heels_Over_Head
                    • 12 Years
                    12 years, 2 months ago

                    And UEFA's FA Cup had 552 entries. That started a few weeks before this tourney.

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                    1. Billy Gilmore
                      • 13 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      That was the whole reason we organised the thing!

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                      1. SPorting
                        • 14 Years
                        12 years, 2 months ago

                        Looks like you needed 553 places.....

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                        1. JT's Dog
                            12 years, 2 months ago

                            😆

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                          • Billy Gilmore
                            • 13 Years
                            12 years, 2 months ago

                            We could've had 747 places had more people applied, but alas...

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                            1. gravless
                              • 14 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              ,poor Yorick

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                    2. Incider Dealing
                      • 12 Years
                      12 years, 2 months ago

                      OK - I'm new so not aware of the other stuff, but surely you must now see that all you get on here now is people with their fresh 'I'm in the Beach Cup' grav talking about who is in what team etc etc. Those not involved won't give a hoot about it....

                      Perhaps if you were not involved in this you would be able to see things from a different perspective.

                      Like you say I'm speaking up for others who have tried a lot harder than me to get involved. This site is no different to any other where there is something of a guest list.

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                      1. SPorting
                        • 14 Years
                        12 years, 2 months ago

                        Then I suggest you speak to the nightclub manager Mark or one of his generously foreheaded moderators at the door.

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                        1. SPorting
                          • 14 Years
                          12 years, 2 months ago

                          Seriously though, it was discussed at length and trialed in previous FFS UEFA competitions.

                          The Beach Soccer thing has been taken out the way but I can appreciate that it does take over the recent comments ticker and can be annoying.

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                          1. JT's Dog
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              i like the fact it is on same recent comments ticker, i shut my eyes and click on a comment to see where it takes me.
                              it is almost like being mr. ben

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                              1. SPorting
                                • 14 Years
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                If he was a dog.

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                                1. JT's Dog
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    i am sure the shop keeper asked him to be a dog once, or maybe i was reading too much into it

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                                    1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • 14 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      Showing your age now 😉

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                              2. Incider Dealing
                                • 12 Years
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                Appreciate your response SS..

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                                1. SPorting
                                  • 14 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  No problem.

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                                2. JT's Dog
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    so your suggestion was real?
                                    i can understand what you say about feeling it is a bit of a closed shop but honestly it isnt, i also felt that first year i came on here, but have seen how the guys hve went out their way to widen opportunities for all. It is only natural that some people will be in all the tournaments the organise as they dedicate more time to here and also contribute alot. I cant see how they can do more to include everyone with limited resources and time they have.

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                                    1. SPorting
                                      • 14 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      We only did that because we thought you really were John Terry's dog.

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                                    2. Incider Dealing
                                      • 12 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      Don't get me wrong the people of this site do a great job I agree - my only point is trying to keep the Beach stuff separated off somewhere. I wasn't aware of all the other cups etc. that had been set up till now...

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                                      1. rumplestilskin
                                        • 13 Years
                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                        hey brother, this Beach stuff is separated. The Moderators took good care of it. And, the people gossiping around here are some of the most active members of this site, who not only keep this thread running but also the usual one of the Premier League....

                                        I followed this site before, but, started actively following it from the start of this season..... And people were Friendly enough to give me a spot in a team too...

                                        And FYI, Many who are already in a team are trying to figure out an easier way to accommodate the ones who have missed out, specially ENR (a member here).... so, u can't blame anyone actually....

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                            • gravless
                              • 14 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              Team Senegoal needs someone like you.

                              Their current squad is chock full of washed-up has-beens.

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                              1. SPorting
                                • 14 Years
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                HOW DARE YOU!

                                We haven't washed in ages.

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                            • megatronaldinho
                              • 15 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              if there are posts about this comp on the regular FFS articles then i guess u have a point. (there probably are. i barely notice) but i'm no longer sure which article you think you're on or if your opinion is being put forth as u wish it to be

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                              1. Incider Dealing
                                • 12 Years
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                Oh it's everywhere believe me.

                                I only really come on here for the wealth of FF information from both articles and comments anyway - but it's interesting to see the dynamic of it all...

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                            • pompeyfan
                              • 16 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              I take your point, but this is the reason a dedicated thread was set up (this one), and mods stop competition related postings on the latest threads.

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                          2. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
                            • 16 Years
                            12 years, 2 months ago

                            Paddy Power is only for players who are in countries that allow gambling (no yanks). Other than that you are spot on.
                            The UEFA cups are set up by a private group and they should be able to invite who they want. Is it a click? #whocares

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                            1. JT's Dog
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                click 🙂

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                                1. megatronaldinho
                                  • 15 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  yes click. clique, clique, BOOM hardly works

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                                  1. JT's Dog
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      is it not tick tick BOOM aka jazzy jeff

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                                2. SPorting
                                  • 14 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  Actually, the Paddy Power Cup is also open to everyone on FFS but the prizes (if won) cannot be claimed by people in certain countries.

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                                  1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
                                    • 16 Years
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    tat

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                                    1. SPorting
                                      • 14 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      Yes, the prizes certainly are.

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                                      1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
                                        • 16 Years
                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                        When they rolled out the inaugural Paddy Cup you had to sign up for a paddy account which yanks cant. I haven't tried since.
                                        BUT since you cant win the prize you really aren't competing are you?! 😉

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                                        1. SPorting
                                          • 14 Years
                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                          Agreed. The prizes aren't available in Holland either so it's like kissing your sister.

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                                        2. pompeyfan
                                          • 16 Years
                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                          pride is more important a prize than any free bet. I play them despite being ineligible for a 'betting prize'

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                                          1. SPorting
                                            • 14 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            As a Pompey Fan, you're pretty much ineligible for most prizes in football.

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                                            1. pompeyfan
                                              • 16 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              true, although there may be a Conf South trophy to play for in a couple of years!

                                              We will always have the record of holding the FA for the longest period, can't take that away!

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                                              1. gravless
                                                • 14 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                The inscriber has held it longer than anyone.

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                                              2. pompeyfan
                                                • 16 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                Glad to see you understood I mean't FA Cup!

                                                For 6 years tho? 😉

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                                3. Incider Dealing
                                  • 12 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  It is a clique - but then I would be more surprised if there was no clique on here. My point is I just hope that this whole Beach thing won't invade every thread or post that comes up, as it is galling for those that were overlooked for whatever reason.

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                                  1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
                                    • 16 Years
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    Well if you come to socialize I would suggest getting used to it. I pay for the stats 🙂

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                                  2. SPorting
                                    • 14 Years
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    I think the mods have been told to clamp down on the Beach chat in "normal" threads.

                                    Mark has repeatedly stated that he doesn't want serious FPL-ers coming into a thread about Hernandez and being confronted with in-jokes about beach soccer.

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                                    1. Incider Dealing
                                      • 12 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      ...and that is it in a nutshell, but I think it is going to be virtually impossible to police...

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                                      1. SPorting
                                        • 14 Years
                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                        Probably.

                                        I think most people conform to the rules but there is always some chat that slips through the net. That's the problem with a site running 24/7.

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                                    2. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
                                      • 16 Years
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      I think the complainers need to lighten up!

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                            2. megatronaldinho
                              • 15 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              deadpan superwit. i like your style guy

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                          3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                            • 15 Years
                            12 years, 2 months ago

                            Just caught up on the latest, some jewels up above 😀

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                            1. Lateriser 12
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              12 years, 2 months ago

                              😉

                              THIS IS WAAAAAR

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                              1. Lateriser 12
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                Before we get into that, beer? 😉

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                                1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                                  • 15 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  Beer? What's that?

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                                  1. Lateriser 12
                                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                    • 13 Years
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    Right then, vodka it is. As long as it bloody does the job!

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                                  2. SPorting
                                    • 14 Years
                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                    Something the poor people dilute their vodka with.

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                            2. JT's Dog
                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                you spelt tools wrong

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                                1. Venom Snake
                                  • 12 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  That deserves an up vote

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                                2. Heels_Over_Head
                                  • 12 Years
                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                  Team UAE is very disappointed to miss out on having you for a special position we created solely with you in mind JTD.

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                                  1. JT's Dog
                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                      i know i felt really bad and didnt know how to tell you what had happened.
                                      i was all set for that job then i was getting asked to apply for multiple teams, it was all too much to take on board.
                                      i am only a dog

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                                      1. Venom Snake
                                        • 12 Years
                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                        Woof?

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                                        1. JT's Dog
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            this could be your chance MSD.
                                            an executive role within UAE

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                                            1. Venom Snake
                                              • 12 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Sounds classy. What does this role involve

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                                              1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                • 12 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                You're too nice for the job MerseysideRed. Hopefully you get a call up from Spain, Tahiti, or Ivory Coast.

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                                                1. JT's Dog
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    should i take offence at this or be proud. decisions decisions

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                                              2. Heels_Over_Head
                                                • 12 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                all that wit, gone to waste in Tahiti

                                                ah well, maybe next competition

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                                                1. JT's Dog
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    your right i have had to think twice about some comments because i represent tahiti now.
                                                    its like the episode of friends where chandler isnt allowed to be sarcastic.

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                                                    1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                      • 12 Years
                                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                                      And we specifically invented a position for you for the opposite reasons.

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                                                      1. JT's Dog
                                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                                          now i am intrigued, an unrestricted spokesperson
                                                          *checks tax point to see if he can do two jobs

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                                                    2. JT's Dog
                                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                                        ronh is still unattached, it would be right up his street

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                                                        1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                          • 12 Years
                                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                                          He won't talk to me since he found out I made level 2 in 3 months time. True story.

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                                                          1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                            • 12 Years
                                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                                            The next best thing after you is really the water god, but I can't find any decent basis for a name for an Arabian water myth or water god.

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                                                2. Christina.
                                                  • 15 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  *doggy style

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                                              3. Lateriser 12
                                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                                • 13 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                Don't remember your grav from earlier heels over head. need to get familiar! ugh!

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                                                1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                  • 12 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  same thing, with a crowd in the background instead of a flag

                                                  most recent conversation before grav changes:
                                                  i told you not to get Nani; you told me you like your punts; I said okay

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                                        2. Leaf
                                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                          • 15 Years
                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                          The new on trend formation sweeping the prem of 4231
                                          Seems to have had a dramatic affect on FPL points

                                          Ok early days but interesting how the wide men if the 3 have all failed in a fantasy sense , but the central guys ...the box to box mids have thrived

                                          Oscar success - Hazard fail and so on
                                          Barkley success -Miralles fail
                                          Ramsey/ Ozil - Walcott nada
                                          Rooney tick - united wingers nothing
                                          Yaya yes - silva under performed

                                          Is this a trend or a quirk ???

                                          Should we really be all running for theo when he returns or piling into those in the hole mid & box to box mids

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                                          1. Jimmys Burden
                                            • 12 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            I think Theo is the right way to go but I like your thinking

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                                        3. Thomass
                                          • 13 Years
                                          12 years, 2 months ago

                                          @Milanista you have a mail.

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                                          1. Christina.
                                            • 15 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            I smell a boring friendly coming up....

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                                            1. SPorting
                                              • 14 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              The Fumble In The Jungle.

                                              I feel a tweet coming on.....

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                                              1. Christina.
                                                • 15 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                ...and lots and lots of emails...lots.

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                                                1. SPorting
                                                  • 14 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  Preparation H is everything.

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                                          2. Thomass
                                            • 13 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            I'm not having this nonsense Senegal

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                                        4. JT's Dog
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            well if nothing else comes from this tourney i have learnt how to say dog in two languages.

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                                            1. Venom Snake
                                              • 12 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Kalleb?

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                                            2. Lateriser 12
                                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                              • 13 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Its all a bit of banter. That is pretty much all that there is to it.

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                                          • Christina.
                                            • 15 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            *Team Senegoal's green, yellow and red speedo

                                            http://www.excelcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/speedometer_chart_in_excel_2007.jpg

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                                            1. SPorting
                                              • 14 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              *cue lots of "is that your GW score?" comments*

                                              Why Boss, Why?

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                                              1. SPorting
                                                • 14 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                There is a reason you weren't chosen as Head Of Communications for Team Senegal.

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                                            2. Lateriser 12
                                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                              • 13 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Think i'm going to get meself a new grav tomorrow. Birthday, hows it coming along?

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                                              1. Christina.
                                                • 15 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                Good.

                                                Looking forward to some cake tonight.

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                                            3. Billy Gilmore
                                              • 13 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Better get used to red then, looking at your team.

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                                              1. gravless
                                                • 14 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                I wish Christina was a player-manager.

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                                                1. SPorting
                                                  • 14 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  So do we.

                                                  For Tahiti.

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                                                  1. Christina.
                                                    • 15 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    The first thing i would do is put team Tahiti's management on the transfer list.

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                                                2. Heels_Over_Head
                                                  • 12 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  Every player-manager means one less slot for other people in the tourney. With all the people still pursuing places on teams, it would be more correct for all managers to withdraw themselves from playing in the tourney (as your manager did).

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                                                  1. gravless
                                                    • 14 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    Whoosh....

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                                                    1. Heels_Over_Head
                                                      • 12 Years
                                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                                      😳

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                                                  2. SPorting
                                                    • 14 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    Wait a minute.....You are manager of Japan now??????

                                                    😯

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                                                    1. rumplestilskin
                                                      • 13 Years
                                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                                      did her above comment convey that message?

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                                          • Jimmys Burden
                                            • 12 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            Is it crazy to transfer out Rooney and replace him with Agüero, considering the upcoming fixtures.
                                            Or should I just be ignoring West Hams and Chelseas defensive form and go with the more in form, more offensive and probably more dangerous Agüero??

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                                            1. SPorting
                                              • 14 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Not sure about Aguero but I certainly wouldn't ignore the CHE defence.

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                                              1. Jimmys Burden
                                                • 12 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                That'a ney, aye?

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                                                1. SPorting
                                                  • 14 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  I think so, yes.

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                                          • Jimmys Burden
                                            • 12 Years
                                            12 years, 2 months ago

                                            Update on Kompany last 6 days?

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                                            1. Heels_Over_Head
                                              • 12 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              wrong thread for these questions

                                              go here for most recent article & comment thread: http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/10/14/scout-scribbles-hernandez-close-to-swansea-comeback

                                              this thread is a bunch of beach soccer tourney nonsense

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                                          • JT's Dog
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              this works computer doesnt move replies across to right, very confusing
                                              need to move jobs i think

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                                              1. SPorting
                                                • 14 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                My work laptop just crashed and all the other computers in the office slowed down to see what was happening.

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                                                1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                                  • 14 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  I'm starting to think you might actually be Dean Martin

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                                                2. A.T
                                                  • 15 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  I hate it when they do that. 😀

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                                            • SuperOsçarBaby
                                              • 13 Years
                                              12 years, 2 months ago

                                              Which team do you hate the most in this tournament? 😉

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                                              1. Christina.
                                                • 15 Years
                                                12 years, 2 months ago

                                                That's easy.

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                                                1. SuperOsçarBaby
                                                  • 13 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  Senegal, you're right ! 😉

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                                              2. JT's Dog
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  team portugal since they havent spoken to me since i left

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                                                  1. rumplestilskin
                                                    • 13 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    +1

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                                                • SPorting
                                                  • 14 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  Team Scotland.

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                                                  1. JT's Dog
                                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                                      how can you hate scotland
                                                      you draw them you are certain to go through and you increase your national alcohol sale by 10,000% in one day

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                                                      1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                                        • 14 Years
                                                        12 years, 2 months ago

                                                        Is the primary purpose of kilts ease of public urination?

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                                                • Christina.
                                                  • 15 Years
                                                  12 years, 2 months ago

                                                  A traditional Tahitian dish is poison cru.

                                                  wtf?

                                                  They surely mean poison crew?

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                                                  1. In Like Flynn.
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                                                    • 15 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    Happy Birthday Spud.

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                                                  2. SuperOsçarBaby
                                                    • 13 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    we eat that for breakfast

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                                                    1. TokyoRed 東京赤
                                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                                      • 14 Years
                                                      12 years, 2 months ago

                                                      I eat spuds for breakfast

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                                                  3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
                                                    • 15 Years
                                                    12 years, 2 months ago

                                                    It's actually very good -- I've had it, raw tuna & rice.

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