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12 April 2011 1708 comments
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Our Watchlist rankings have been updated today to measure our current thinking on player acquisition strategies with just six gameweeks remaining. You can view this now in your right-hand sidebars.

Predictably, Chelsea’s double gameweek boost cements their players as key targets right now, with leaders in three of the four positions. Only Carlo Ancelotti’s rotation policy up front keeps their strikers from threatening a clean sweep.

The dominance continues at the back with Petr Cech and David Luiz topping the goalkeeper and defender rankings. There can be few arguments here, although Birmingham’s Ben Foster and Sunderland’s Simon Mignolet clearly offer potential at a lower price point. Liverpool’s Pepe Reina is the big climber in the keeper rankings – he offers a secure route to Kenny Dalglish’s backline which should earn further shutouts before the end of the season given the goal threat offered by some of their opponents. City’s Joe Hart, with improved fixtures after the gameweek double, makes a return to our Watchlist reckoning.

With Luiz topping the defenders, there is very little movement below him. Everton’s Leighton Baines, Villa’s Kyle Walker and Birmingham’s Roger Johnson remain our top back four options, with Sunderland’s Phil Bardsley climbing to fifth spot.

The intriguing option is offered by Liverpool’s Fabio Aurelio who, with injuries to Martin Kelly, Glen Johnson and Dan Agger, appears to have secured a starting role for Liverpool and will offer attacking threat and set-piece involvement over the run-in, together with clean sheet potential of course. At 5.8 in the Fantasy Premier League game he comes at a price but clearly offers a forward-thinking alternative to Martin Skrtel.

Frank Lampard remains the top target in midfield going into gameweek 33, despite a frustrating blank against Wigan last time out. The fact remains that only six midfielders have fired in more efforts on goal than Lampard over the last four gameweeks; similarly only six midfielders have contributed more key passes – of these players players, only team-mate Flourent Malouda has a double fixture this week. Lampard is a big investment, but, on his day and particularly with the assistance of spot-kicks, he’s unquestionably a heavy points scorer.

Blackpool’s Charlie Adam is the next in line with four home matches in the next five gameweeks, while Cesc Fabregas with assured starts over Arsenal’s double, climbs to third spot. Team-mate Theo Walcott claims fifth place, banishing former top spot tenant Nani to a lowly sixth spot in our rankings. Despite a sparkling showing with two assists against Fulham, with his starting role under threat from Valencia – there are stronger options than Nani in midfield right now; he will likely climb again however, once Arsenal’s double fixture has passed.

Charles N’Zogbia is the big climber below him as Wigan’s fixtures improve – more on him to come this week. Dirk Kuyt’s incredible run of 5 goals in as many gameweeks has him continue to scale the rankings – despite a run of opponents that will test Liverpool’s newfound fluency and goal threat. Further down, it’s worth noting that Luka Modric now tops team-mate Rafael Van der Vaart in our reckoning. The Dutchman badly needs to find returns if he is to stall his slide, while Modric continues to hoover Fantasy Premier League Bonus Points to boost his stock. Lower still, the likes of Clint Dempsey, Matt Etherington and Jamie O’Hara need the gameweek 33 blank to pass before they are ready to climb the rankings.

Moving up front and Arsenal’s double fixture maintains Robin Van Persie’s position with Wayne Rooney ranked second – he is set to return against Newcastle barring injury in tonight’s Champions League Quarter-Final.

Darren Bent holds third, with Sunderland’s Asamoah Gyan well placed as his run of fixtures presents ample opportunity for a season end goal glut. The form of Daniel Sturridge, coupled with his tough gameweek 34 double fixture keeps him high in our thinking, as the Liverpool pair of Luis Suarez and Andy Carroll threaten. Investment in that pair looks inevitable following last night’s beating handed out to City, although as our earlier “Frisking the Fixtures†discussed, we have some reservations about Liverpool’s run-in.

With plenty of budget potential offered by the likes of Junior Hoilett, Peter Odemwingie, Demba Ba and, in gameweek 34, Bobby Zamora, many Fantasy Managers could be leaning towards two cheaper striker options with heavy investment in midfield once again.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. jamsiep
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    Trying to work out who I miss the most. Ballack or Mourinho?

    ..... or Eidur? 😛

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Zola? Could have done with his craft and guile tonight.

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    2. mr messi
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      Zola for me

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Definitely Zola ...

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    3. Goose
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      Sutton or Kezman?

      Nah Joe Cole obviously!

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    4. King Eric, in America
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      Clearly Jose all the way.

      Winning 'boring' is underrated - as you'll attest.

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    5. Drip Doctor
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      Robben, easy.

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  2. Attila the Bum
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    Luiz (c) for the double?

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    1. Onwards
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      Nailed on.

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    2. $hahriyar
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      as long as plays 150 mins, he is a contender.

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    3. Crystal Pulis
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      I wish, but Alex is back and might get some of his mins. Seems to me like Alex is Ancelotti`s favourite....

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      1. Onwards
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        Ancelotti might not be in charge by the weekend though...

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  3. applebonkers
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    me: "how did dani pacheco look tonight?"
    dad: "the little spanish guy? i thought ali dia was black"

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    1. Cheggers
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      i dont get these posts sometimes, although i did like your one about the ugliest players in the prem

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      1. applebonkers
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        from the watford norwich game tonight. he's a liverpool youngster who bless them having had to watch david n'gog for the last couple of years is being hailed as a future superstar

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        1. Cheggers
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          he didnt have a good game then?

          you watching this Campus thing on c4? its shite.

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        2. Marknlard
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          Did you go, ab? How did Norwich look? And Watford (for politeness).

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          1. applebonkers
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            didn't go

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    2. 4vets
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      Me: I am dad
      Son: God, you're old

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Midlife crisis? 😉

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  4. mr messi
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    Would Smalling be safe enough to get in? Rio looks wrecked.

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    1. $hahriyar
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      your guess is as good as mine!

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      Smalling > nailed on.

      Unless Wes Brown has lit up the reserves 😉

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  5. Art Vandelay
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    Any Nasri ad RVP owners thinking of chucking Walcott into the mix for an Arsenal frenzy in the DGW. On the face of it they don’t have easy games, but I reckon there will be some goals about.

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    1. Animals & Scandals
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      Yeah, but I'd have to sell either Nasri, Dempsey or VDV.

      Walcott->Nasri is really a crab move, Dempsey has a double next GW, VDV must score a few points himself soon.

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  6. Goose
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    Bets to avoid tomorrow night:

    Madrid & Spurs both to score.

    I've backed it so it will be a dull 0-0, I'm on a stinking run, I broke the Maynard scoring bet, sorry guys!

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    1. wozza
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      Not a bad bet I think. Tottenham have to really go for it and I can see them getting exposed at the back. Can you imagine the likes of Ozil, Benzima, Da Maria and Ronaldo on the counter - deadly.

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  7. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Guilleme Balague ''according 2 Onda Cero radio,De Gea agrees 2 join ManU.Deal between clubs+the financial terms with him had been agreed 4 a while as reported''

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    1. $hahriyar
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      VDS is unbelievable! and still irreplaceable!

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  8. Demí
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    Marcotti Gabriele Marcotti
    by Demil1990
    Spanish media reporting De Gea to Manchester United is done. 20m Euros.
    56 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply

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    1. Demí
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      OliverKayTimes Oliver Kay
      Alex Ferguson on rumours of David De Gea deal: "There's always speculation on who we're going to sign. I can't tell you"

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    2. Goose
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      Craig Gordon.

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  9. mr. inconspicuous
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    Who are people captaining this week?

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    1. 4vets
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      Ahab at the mo 😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        That is the winning post, tonight!!! Moby, man! 😆

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    2. Smarty Pants
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      I guess it's either RvP or Lamps. Some gamblers will go for fabs, drogs or malouda.

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  10. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Anyone see Martin Oneil at Chelsea next season?

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    1. Marknlard
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      They've just been knocked out of the CL, no need to kick them while they're down.

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        haha, worried that some of the players might call on their sick notes for the rest of the season

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    2. Boom!!!
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      it will be guus or noone imo...

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  11. Marknlard
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    Rooney was a bit sh1t-hot with the crossing tonight. Tevez>Rooney is happening tonight.

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    1. applebonkers
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      cardiff back lording it up in the automatic spots i see.

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      1. Marknlard
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        In our hands now. We've messed it up each time it's been in our hands over the past three seasons, so law of averages, eh?

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        1. applebonkers
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          reading's run has been insane, your fixtures are pretty good. might haelp if QPR are already up by the time you play them

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          1. Marknlard
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            That's right, playing a QPR side the day after their promotion party, open bus tour and jellied eels eating competition would be very nice.

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  12. BONKER
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    Hello....have you lot forgotten about Clichy and Sagna....just look at the stats before you choose anybody else!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Listen Shagger, me old mate - keep your cliches to yourself! 😉

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      1. 4vets
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        Made me laugh 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          So did yours, me! 🙂

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  13. Fancy Feet
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    wow are people still going to captain Lampard this gw I am starting to get the willies about it

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    1. Onwards
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      Some people like getting willies

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    2. jamsiep
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      I'm not, and never was going to in the first place.

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      1. 4vets
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        I am and was always going to in the first place. I'm intransient like that, and stupid too.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          *intransingent

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          1. Oi! Shadders!
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            *intransigent

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          *transient

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  14. Turbodog
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    Did Nani figuRe at all tonight ? Missed the match and on the phone - thinking of getting rid for Fab ...

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    1. wozza
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      Yep, he played but was replaced by Valencia with around 25 mins to go. Played pretty well, looked dangerous and a few nice touches. In my opinion he should have passed the ball more and was guilty of being selfish, trying to go for the wonder goal.

      I believe Ramires also got both his yellows taking Nani out lol

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  15. SuperDorrans
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    Spurs win to nil tomorrow night interests me, 4/1.

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    1. Marknlard
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      That would mean Madrid would score zero goals? No goals? Not score any goals? And Spurs would score at least one? In the goal?

      Don't like it.

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      1. Goose
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        Me neither, Spurs have to go for it!

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      2. SuperDorrans
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        Just think it is good odds, especially as Madrid have Barca at the weekend in a game they must win to stand any chance of winning the league.

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  16. Back on the horse
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    Four men are in a line up accused of rape. The Irishman* steps forward and says "that's her!"

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    1. Cheggers
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      sigh

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    2. Back on the horse
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      * insert nationality of choice

      Obv I've nothing against the irish

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      1. 4vets
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        I have... fecking in-laws!

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      2. dave_the_bear
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        Hmmmm...would have been wiser to have:
        Four men are in a line up accused of rape. The *insert nationality here* man steps forward and says “that’s her!”

        Got me all p**sed off again....

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      3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        surely worse than my post which was only diretced at rbj!!

        funny joke though

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      paul Marshall (back on the horse) the English guy says ' wait a minute, he asked her to dildo me up the arse'.

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    4. dave_the_bear
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      F**k off you useless excuse of a c**t!!

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      hehe

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  17. Utterly Fabregasted
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    drogba or rooney?

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  18. Cooper123
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    Making a final decision tonight.

    A) Malouda and Bent

    B) Lampard and Carroll

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    1. Onwards
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      You appear to already have Bent

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      1. Cooper123
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        Yeah; they're the two combinations of what I might end up with.

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    2. Cooper123
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      Bearing in mind Bent is a machine

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      1. Onwards
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        You appear to have made your mind up.

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        1. Cooper123
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          Not at all; that's just what's making the call difficult.

          Which would you go for?

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          1. Cooper123
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            ...or anyone else?

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    3. PFOR
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      C) Lucas and Torres

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      1. Cooper123
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        Nah I've got a rival to catch up on, need differentials

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        1. PFOR
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          Suppose, Lucas could hurt you though! 🙂

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          1. Cooper123
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            He is the obvious captain choice 😀

            Care to throw an A or a B in there? Need to decide tonight :S

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  19. dave_the_bear
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    Cooled off...

    Come to the realization that I can't wait for Giggs to retire.

    It'll be a horrible day for football but great day for opponents.

    Couldnt decide between him and Rooney for best over two legs.

    If Carlo is sacked I will lose my mind but for God sake Drog should never have been taken off in the first leg or benched in the second.

    Rant over but cant see United beating Barca.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      real will beat barca in the semis!

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    2. Cheggers
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      This is not an ABU post.

      An ABU post is - Scholes is overrated and shite for instance.

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      1. dave_the_bear
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        I take the Anyone But United literally.

        Still appreciated rare talent (Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Hernandez).

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        1. PFOR
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          You could learn a thing or two from this guy Chegs 😉

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      "Drog should never have been taken off in the first leg or benched in the second."

      Absolutely agree. Looked back at his pre-malaria, Predator best.

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  20. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    is barton on penalties?

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    1. sy
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      yep

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        ta

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    2. 4vets
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      No... valium.

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    3. applebonkers
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      every time ameobi has been on the pitch and newcastle got a penalty this season he's taken it, even when barton and nolan were ont he pitch

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  21. Back on the horse
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    In the notes section of my FPL page is says "Wigan gw33". Written months ago

    There's a freebie for you guys

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    1. jamsiep
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      Keep 'em coming chap, priceless nugget of information that is.

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    2. 4vets
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      Any chance of a sneak at gw34?

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      1. Back on the horse
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        That's all it said. I could make something up for you and Jamie though?

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  22. OneTwo
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    Already have Luiz about to pull the trigger on Coleman to Terry and salient thoughts? Ivanovic or Alex?

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    1. 4vets
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      Russian roulette... it's gonna kill ya in the end 😉

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      1. OneTwo
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        its only for this week...surely Chelsea keep a CS...No?

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        1. 4vets
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          I have Cech and Luiz... who you choose out of the rest is beyond me. Seeing as Chels are are out of the CL I would see Terry as nailed on.

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          1. OneTwo
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            No injuries today right?

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    2. sy
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      Cashley would be the best option as he is like Cech guaranteed to play. Terry, Alex and Luiz competiting for centre back slots. Ivanovic is in the mix but see him playing RB.

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      1. Onwards
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        Luiz (RB), Terry, Alex, Cashley will be the back 4 in at least in of the games I reckons.

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  23. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Happy to see Cardiff won and Norwich didn't tonight; would love to see QPR, Leeds and one of the Welshies go up next season.

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    1. Goose
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      ABL!

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      would love to see leeds up out of anyone in the mix

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      1. Goose
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        Cant stand the majority of Leeds fans, I have to work with enough of them!

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      2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        Yeah. Too big a club to not be in the Prem. QPR because they look decent (and let's face it they ARE going up), and Cardiff/Swansea because it'd be class to have a non-English team in the English top tier 😀

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        1. Onwards
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          I'm with you on everything bar the L**ds part.

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  24. The Stock
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    Anyone else put Fergie on stroke watch after the post match interview?

    Bumbling old soak.

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    1. Cheggers
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      lol

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Pot, kettle, meh. 😉

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      1. The Stock
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        Yeah, but, ...erm......but it is my job!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          It's mine too - but I don't make a song and dance about it! 😉

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          1. The Stock
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            🙂

            Did you read the piece in the SIndy about Fergie's cellar?

            Apparently breathtaking.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Yep - it certainly took mine away. It's amazing what you can achieve with a little money, blast it! ðŸ™

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              1. The Stock
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                No mention of Lambrini. My collection trumped 😉

                Half decent Soave from Tesco on Saturday. Hoping that their wine buyers have bucked up seeing as i've a megastore right next to me in W. Kens.

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                  Utter bastard - no Lambrini??? Whatever next! If you want decent Soave, you should source a Co-Op ...

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                    Like this one:

                    The Co-operative Food - North End Road
                    88-90 North End Road
                    Fulham
                    London
                    Greater London
                    W14 9EX

                    Soave £3.99 - best in Britain ...

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                  2. The Stock
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                    You. Da. Man

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                  3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                    LOL - wait until you've drunk it ... 😀

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  25. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Having second thoughts on my transfers for the dgw.

    Ramires or Wilshere or Song?

    Who to go with?

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    1. Onwards
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      None of the above.

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  26. Locarno
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    I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.
    I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
    He said, "Have you got a pen?"
    I said, "Shit, no. Hang on".
    I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
    He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
    I said, "Well that's how you f*cking do it"

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I am very sorry ... but I did laugh ... 😆

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        don't apologise!

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      2. dave_the_bear
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Shame on you 🙂

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      6/10

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I hate street performers...

        Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          lol

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        2. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          7/10

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        3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Ohohoh - we are all on form tonight!!! 😀

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        4. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Better. Couldn't really be any worse though...

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Change to red - it's sweeter at this time of the night. 😉

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        5. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          zzzz sickipedia zzzz

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Nice sentiment but it seems we have lost the simple ability to rhyme! I expect more.

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Da f*ck? It's not supposed to rhyme.

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Oh... 9/10 then. Disn't realise footy chants has gone below the under 3's spec 😉

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        *Scooby voice*

        Poetry???

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    4. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Then what did he say?

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  27. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone think Drogs in for Rooney for dgw is risky? Thought he did well and good home fixture after dgw against the hammers...I want to do it but need some encouragement!

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Rooney was class tonight, i wouldn't. But it's upto you.

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  28. _Freddo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Question for all those in Asia, America, London, Surrey and Brighton.

    What made you support of follow the biggest club in England?

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      roooooooooooooooooooney

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    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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    3. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Well, for me, I just knew that West Ham were the biggest club in the world the first time I saw them dismantle Liverpool

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        oh...no one is being serious

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    4. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Fran just emailed me, she says she wants her FPL rank back

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        oh no he didn't

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          A fat kid with an obvious physical defect with his mouth? what's the world come to, football, bloody hell.

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    5. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      why should i answer u?

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      1. _Freddo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        You should because you have no right to join in with the celebrations tonight.

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          why? bcoz u have one thing in ur mind that whoever supports manutd is a glory hunter in Asia, America, London, Surrey and Brighton etc ...

          p.s.my dad and late grandad supported them and when i started supporting them i did not knew anything about their history bcoz there was hardly any football coverage apart from big games from the pl 10 years back and noone cares about football in this cricket crazy country ...i know u will not believe me though but i still made my point 😉

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          1. _Freddo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Oh well, at least you're not like AP, his great Grandad walked the dog outside the ground 50 years ago which gave him the connection to be a you tube watching, MUTV subscribing, Internet viewing Superfan.

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            1. _Freddo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Based in London...

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                How does it feel paying the most expensive season ticket in the country to watch a team that never wins anything while you al sit in silence? Oh no that's right, that makes you a REAL fan. Choke Choke Choke Choke.

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                1. dogtanion
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 9 months ago

                  Mature.

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                  1. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    When in Rome.

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                2. _Freddo
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 9 months ago

                  It feels like something you will never understand or feel (and I'm not talking about the lack of winning)

                  PS. Old Trafford was a morgue, not that you will know.

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                  1. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    You mean when you choked again? Like you choked in the Carling Cup? Quads on Chill Pill. QUADS ON.

                    Give Wenger another £1000 next season, please, i'm sure he'll spend it well.

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                  2. _Freddo
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    Ha ha, embarrassing wanabee.

                    Off to bed now but remember my words, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.....

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                  3. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    Champions league Semi. Top of the league. Chin the f*ck up.

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                  4. _Freddo
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    NO RIGHT TO QUOTE THAT.

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                  5. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    Chin up Chokey. Don't stick your toothbrush too far down your throat, you know what you're like.

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                  6. _Freddo
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    I will try not to, don't forget the MU PJ's and cuddle Fred the Red extra tight tonight although I'm guessing you don't know what I'm talking about.

                    Google it.

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                  7. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    Maybe you should enjoy a film before you sleep: I recommend: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024715/

                    You're wife and Utd supporting kid win't understand it though. Bad luck.

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                  8. _Freddo
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    A video diary of what you like to get up to on a Sat night is of no interest to me.

                    Goodnight though.

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    6. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Weird. Is anyone else reading this as "kccckkkkchhhjaaaaakkkkkblluurrrrkkkkaaackkk"?

      Looks like your choking is infecting your posting too. Embarrassing.

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        London

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  29. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    The missus started cryin when the airline made her book 2 seats because of her size.... So I said "well at least you'll get 2 meals" that cheered the fat f*cker right up.

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      🙂

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  30. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    United players seem to dive an awful lot.

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    1. sy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      All players dive 'Jagielka' being the latest one, part of the game. Hate players waving imaginary cards at the referee.

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      1. dogtanion
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Like Nani did when the match was effectively over... Scum.

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