634x258 The Knee Jerk
4 December 2013 4526 comments
Mark Mark
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A midweek programme under lights provides an avalanche of points as Luis Suarez delivers one of the biggest solo hauls in memory. By contrast, Wayne Rooney’s evening was blighted by a blank, a fifth booking and a home defeat as United’s title challenge withers before Christmas.

The Game Changer

Prior to tonight’s Anfield clash with Norwich, Brendan Rodgers remarked that Liverpool could not depend solely on Luis Suarez for goals following the injury to Daniel Sturridge. Within half an hour, Suarez had emphatically proved him wrong.

It’s ironic that, on an evening where Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard made up ground on Aaron Ramsey’s relentless midfield profits, a striker dominated once again. Suarez, like Sergio Aguero weeks before, stuck to the script to fire a devastating haul of four goals and an assist as he returned to haunt Norwich who continue to haemorrhage goals on their travels.

That shouldn’t detract from Suarez’s display. Thirteen strikes in just nine Premier League starts represents form that matches the very best spells we saw from Robin van Persie last season. In simple terms, Suarez has become essential. Not least to offer a captaincy option who almost guarantees regular returns with the propensity to explode to levels that no other player, not even the prolific Aguero, can match.

The Selection Poser

United’s home defeat came packaged with a bitter pill for Wayne Rooney owners who had to watch on while both Suarez and Aguero returned to the scoresheet while their man blanked. That was compounded by a fifth booking of the season, which guarantees another blank to follow as Rooney sits out the home clash with Newcastle in Saturday’s early kick-off.

It remains to be seen how this will influence transfer trends in the next few days but, having harvested large numbers of investors since his brace at Spurs, Rooney could now be set for heavy sales and a rapid price drop over the next ten days.

Elsewhere, rotation took a chunk out of our squads once again, with an array of talent “rested” to the bench. Olivier Giroud’s remaining owners were perturbed by the news that the Frenchman was handed a much-needed break with a Hull City defence, sans Curtis Davies, arriving at the Emirates. With Nicklas Bendtner firing an unlikely early goal, there may even be further fidgeting required. The last thing Giroud’s owners wanted or expected was the much-maligned Dane suggesting he could deputise as the lone striker from this point on. Nevertheless, an immediate recall against Everton is surely on the cards for the seven-goal Frenchman.

Stephane Sessegnon’s plight looks more serious. Ranked highly in the Watchlist off the back of decent early form for the Baggies, coupled with an enviable set of fixtures, the Benin international has laboured of late and Steve Clarke’s decision to bench him this evening may well be more damaging.

Typically, Sessegnon’s flame has faded badly. Having been the catalyst for much of West Brom’s attacking verve in their five-match unbeaten run which included the win at Old Trafford, he’s slipped back into obscurity at a time when the fixture computer appeared to hand him the chance to establish himself as a mid-price midfield asset of note.

Once again, those who took a punt on a midfield differential have been let down and Sessegnon’s owners will now be wondering if their man can win a recall for the visit of Norwich at the weekend.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. tm245
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Would love it if FPL Towers broadcast throughout their stats mines an automated voice, like Siri maybe, reading our FFS questions about assists and bonus. They'd be laughing their asses off.

    But seriously, did Walker get an assist for the first Spurs goal?

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  2. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    No baps for Kun?

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      doesnt look like it 🙁

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        🙁 p.s there in

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  3. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Problem with the Baps system in a nutshell

    John OShea
    Concedes 4 FOUR goals at HOME and gets 1 BP

    I know he scored, but he got 6 points for that

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      the problem is we can see the BPS system and then they alter them after the game... its like losin a cleanie at 90'

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  4. PussyGalore
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Would you do Walcott to Yaya for free?

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  5. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    lol

    Anthony Pilkington ‏@Pilkington_11 2h
    I wish Suarez would just leave us alone!! Big bully

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    1. Scottys Army
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      LMAO

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      😀

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    3. KIT
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      lol

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    4. NissA
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Ha Ha!

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  6. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Anyone still on a euphoric high?

    Don't do drugs kids, captain Suarez.

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Great combo really.

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      You need some better drugs!

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  7. chandramouli
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    baps out... why isn't gerrard getting another assist?

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  8. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    91. +3 off the bench. The ton still escapes me.

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  9. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    What the actual f*** FPL? Points confirmed and no Gerrard 2nd assist? BS! Needs to be looked at again it's a definite Gerrard assist ffs.

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  10. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    baps in

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    1. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      99 for me, so close to the ton!

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        A mediocre 84. If only I had the extra £0.1m for Hazard over Mata.

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    2. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      not for MCI/WBA yet I dont think

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  11. Wez88
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Where is Michael turner?!

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  12. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    BPs in. Not that we already didn't know what they were.

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    1. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      not in for City/WBA yet

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      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        They are methinks.

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      2. SamH123
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        yes they are?

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      3. rdpx
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        oh. balls

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  13. President John F. Keninnsie
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Hmm rotating Ravel with Bannan gives CAR, SUN, NEW, avl, WBA, NOR up til Jan WC...

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      noice

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    2. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Nice option there. And frees up cash... Although I'd always pick him over Bannan - different class.

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Sick of having Brady in my team so a little downgrade to Bannan will free up some cash. He also covers Ravel's bad fixtures well... Tempting.

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  14. theunwiseone
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Remy was the only guy in my team with no returns. if he had scored i would have broken into the 100 mark without bps. stupid Remy.I SELL YOU

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  15. Scottys Army
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    93 ALL out

    No extra gerrard assist

    damn

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  16. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    I absolutely refuse to be disheartened with 75pts.

    2FT's and a cheeky hit will see me right.

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      +1

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  17. Somalion
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    I hope Norwich stay up by the skin of their teeth. I love having them in the league and captaining my players against them 😎

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      They weren't that bad today. Just Suarez was that good

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      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Conceded 28 goals in the league this season so far, that's 2 goals a game on average? Pretty woeful really.

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  18. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Why are Gerrard owners so sure he'll get the assist for the first goal? If it wasn't for the diversion from the Norwich player it wouldn't have fell into Suarez's path like that to shoot. The Norwich touch could be seen as significant.

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      No assist

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    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      It was a slight touch. It's Gerrard's assist.

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        It altered the destination of the ball enough so that Suarez could do what he did. It's not that clear cut.

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        1. Egg noodle
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Rubbish. Intended destination of the ball was Suarez. and it reached Suarez. Gerrard assist. I dont even own Gerrard

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          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 4 days ago

            Suarez wouldn't have scored without the Norwich touch, which is rather significant.

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    3. Declan
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      I have him and I couldn't give a shite whether he get's it or not, 105pts will do me. 🙂

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  19. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Lads, Rooney to who? Need to do Ravel to hazard. Only got 6.8 to spend

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Long

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Might just do Wally to haz, ravel to lamps and then Rooney to Lukaku for -8?

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    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      You can leave Ravel in.

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    3. Cantona90
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Chamakh

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  20. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Suarez only got 3 BPs?

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  21. Hect.OR 98th
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    108 with 17 baps to come. Wow. Nights like this happen once a season.

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    1. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Wowser.

      102+6 off the bench.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      well done

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    3. De_Roiste
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Nice! Congrats

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    4. DÏLKS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Wow, well done sir.

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      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        😯

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    5. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Wow. Well done sir.

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    6. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Thanks. Mert lost a bap but still thrilled with 122

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  22. DÏLKS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    BAPS added!

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  23. Richd
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    I'm gutted at the Ben Davies BPS after all the luck us owners have had with him... but he's a great pick and will come good soon.

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  24. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Noooooo those 3 bps for Ozil has allowed my rival to tie with me in the H2H!! Bloody Pantilamon!!!!

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  25. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    amzin gerrard didnt get assist 😕

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    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      He really should have, seen many more dubious ones given. May be tempted to e-mail about it...

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Absolute joke. Think they just haven't looked at it

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  26. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Jesus, guy 2nd to me in work mini league is on 120 pre baps!

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    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Blimey

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  27. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Looking at fixtures i can see no striker worth replcing rooney for

    He wont drop that much as he well in the green at the moment, also his transfers will reset at the weekend when he loses flag. Four good fixtures to follow for a rested Rooney

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    1. De_Roiste
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Everton are about to go on a good run of fixtures.. Lukaku would be good to have.

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Yep 🙂

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  28. MattysFantasyFooty
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    98 points inc. baps and had Coleman on the bench and never had a cleanie :/

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  29. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Jrod at 5.8..

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    1. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Tempting

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  30. Red Viper
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    does anyone know how badly is Vlaar injured?

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Does this mean I can get Baker back again? 🙂

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