Fixtures
18 April 2011 1745 comments
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With just five gameweeks remaining, this is almost the end of our regular β€œFrisk” of the forthcoming fixtures. From here on in we’ll be diluting the offering, streamlining matters as the Fantasy season draws to a close.

For now however, there’s still meat left on the bones – plenty to pick and chew over. Read on then as we sidle up to our Season Tickers and assess the teams with best and worst runs to come over these last five gameweeks. We’re not even going to mention Aston Villa this week…

The Highs…

Wolves
Having missed out in gameweek 33, Wolves’ ascent to the top of our β€œFrisking” reckoning arrives as a result of their forthcoming double fixture.

Even if you disregard the lure of the double gameweek, their upcoming slate of games has them pitched entirely against sides in the bottom half of the table – putting their Premier League fate firmly in their own hands.

Molineux meetings with Fulham, West Brom and a vital final day of the season clash with Blackburn, provide plenty of beatable opponents for Mick McCarthy’s men. Away trips to Stoke (arguably the hardest of the six games), Birmingham and a Sunderland side in steep decline, also appear to provide Wolves with opportunities to pick up points and fetch Fantasy returns.

Midfielders Matt Jarvis and Jamie O’Hara stand out as the select choices while, if he can recover from his hamstring knock, Sylvain Ebanks-Blake will join an array of cheap striking options currently being eyed by Fantasy Managers.

Sunderland
Their form is nothing short of shambolic but their next five fixtures present them with the most attractive run-in of any side. Exploiting the assistance of the fixture computer may still be a task too much for an out-of-sorts Sunderland, but if they can revive themselves, the rewards in terms of Premier League survival and Fantasy returns could be very rich indeed.

Home ties with Wigan, Fulham and Wolves (as well as trips to Bolton and West Ham) will offer the Wearsiders every opportunity to lift themselves out of the mire and edge towards a top ten finish.

Strikers Asamoah Gyan and Danny Welbeck remain the key candidates but an injury scare for the latter, plus a statistic which shows just 2 goals in their last six matches, is a concern. Goals and assists from midfield remain at a premium, although if Welbeck is sidelined and Kieran Richardson can recover from his own niggles, the former United man could be a temptation in the support striker role. At the back meanwhile, injuries have ravaged Steve Bruce’s options and, while there is budget potential in the likes of Phil Bardsley, he may have to sustain attacking form to present profit.

Man City
High on life having seen off United to progress to the FA Cup final, Man City now have some fixtures which could see them end their league campaign with a flourish.

City have a gameweek 36 double approaching and, around that, their opponents look to provide a very decent platform for improved Fantasy returns. City’s run-in is bookended by trips to Blackburn and Bolton, which won’t be the easiest of the encounters, but it’s the gameweek 35-37 run (WHM, eve/TOT, STK) that surely warrants maximum interest in Roberto Mancini’s squad.

The likes of Joe Hart, Joleon Lescott and Aleksander Kolarov should all have good potential for clean sheets, while a whole gamut of midfielders ranging from the cheap Adam Johnson (5.6) and Yaya Toure (5.8), to the mid-price option presented by David Silva (8.3), are all worthy of consideration. Up front meanwhile, depending on the recovery tine for Carlos Tevez, a gamble on Mario Balotelli (7.9) could present the ultimate differential for those brave enough to take a punt.

Also to consider: Bolton – a double fixture followed by games against three obliging defences (Blackburn, Sunderland, Blackpool) should see them garner returns. Wigan – finally out of the relegation zone and now with fixtures ahead of them that should keep them safe. West Brom – get the Spurs trip out of the way this weekend and the Baggies should coast to safety with strong Fantasy returns looking a possibility.

The Lows…

Everton
Unbeaten in over two months, David Moyes’ men are going through their seemingly annual second half of the season rise. Not long ago we were witnessing the Toffees down in the doldrums but, after a superb run of form, they can now be found safe and clear on the edge of the European qualification spots.

Given their last five fixtures, their run of form couldn’t have been better timed because sustaining their unbeaten run looks set to be an almighty task. Everton have three games against top of the table sides (United, City and Chelsea), plus two away days against resurgent teams from the bottom half (Wigan and West Brom). Leighton Baines, Leon Osman and Jermaine Beckford have all been relative bargains of late but their owners may be forced to look elsewhere if the Everton ship shows signs of rocking in these choppy waters.

Arsenal
With the White Hart Lane trip approaching on Wednesday evening, Arsenal’s double-gameweek is now out of the way and we can begin to consider their assets on a level playing field.

An examination of their remaining fixtures reveals that the Gunners now face stern tests from here on in, with defensive returns in particular, looking in real danger. That could draw the sting from Arsenal and force strong attacking returns, but, given Sunday’s evidence, confidence is far from flowing through Arsene Wenger’s squad right now – for once, attacking ideas seem lacking.

Some big Fantasy fees will have been spent on the likes of Robin Van Persie, Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri in recent weeks but, with a crunch home tie against United and three sticky away days at Bolton, Stoke and Fulham to come, it might be time to consider banking those Arsenal riches and redistributing the attacking funds.

Man United
United’s easiest remaining fixture appears to be the Blackpool clash at Old Trafford on the final day. At this point however, United could very have the title already wrapped up and end up playing a skeleton squad ahead of a potential Champions League final. Aside from this game, Alex Ferguson’s side have opposition that will make them work for their title.

Home games against Everton and Chelsea will certainly provide two of the sterner challenges faced at Old Trafford this season, while trips to rivals Arsenal and a Blackburn side who can put up resistance at Ewood, offer little encouragement for investment. With Champions League involvement still a factor – we can surely expect rotation across the side – add that to their testing scheduled and suddenly United’s assets begin to lose their shine.

Be wary of: Chelsea – games against Spurs, United and Everton means that Chelsea’s run-in isn’t the brightest. Spurs – they’ve got three very good fixtures in the next five weeks, but three very hard away days (Chelsea, City and Liverpool) in consecutive gameweeks that slip us a note of caution.

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  1. Tommy J
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    Anyone see Dermot Gallagher on Sky Sports news justifying the extra time yesterday-time taken for penlaty/time taken for free kick etc. This is nonsense, it doesn't happen in normal time for extra time added. Some may think it is a good idea to stop the clock like in Rugby Union but that is not in the game at present.

    I do however agree with Smith yesterday-you play until the whistle blows and try as hard as you can, until you are 'eboue' in the face not to do anything silly!.

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  2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Trivia, who's career included??..No Googling!!!

    Portsmouth
    Swindon
    Brentford
    Stoke
    Leeds
    Luton
    Sheffield Utd
    Middlesborough
    Bradford City

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    1. Locarno
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      "UNBELIEVABLE!!" question....

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      1. knightsofcydonia
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        UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!

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      2. jamsiep
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        Unbelievable googling tekkers.

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        1. Locarno
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          Hmmm... is there a worse loser on this site than Junior here?

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    2. andy85wsm
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      Kamara!

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  3. njfsdkffslkf
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    First Charlie brooker and now Sid Lowe.

    Its been a good day for journalism. Love how he isnt afraid to dare question Mourinho unlike all the others hacks

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/apr/18/real-madrid-critics-mourinho

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    1. dogtanion
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      What's their to question? Look at the trophies, look at what the players who have played under him have said about him, look at the facts.Look at Chelsea since he "left".
      F*ck Sid Lowe.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        Uh oh. Incoming DB rant

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        1. PFOR
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          Lol I can't wait.

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
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        Fishing without a doubt. I hope i really really hope. That or you havent read the bloody article

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    2. dogtanion
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      "The match report in AS described Mourinho's approach as "basic, not to say prehistoric". Marca's Santi Segurola called it "defensive, ugly and rough"."

      He's just regurgitated bile from the most reactionary, sensationalist sports rag in Europe and called it a column.

      Case dismissed.
      F*ck Sid Lowe

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        You do know Marca is pro Madrid, ludicrously pro Madrid??

        This should be fun. But then again your probably fishing

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        1. dogtanion
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          I'm really not. Mourinho is public enemy number one with the Spanish media,period, so to simply quote their articles is beyond lazy and reactionary.
          Plus if coming from one down with 10 men to snatch a draw with Barca is "prehistoric" then I'll happily have Goonersaurus play up front for Arsenal.

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          1. jamsiep
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            The double standards here are unreal. Dbronaldo continually harps on about how Barcelona are the best team to have ever played the game, to the extent to which he criticises anyone daring to suggest otherwise. Now Mourinho gets a credible draw against them, with ten men, and he still stands to criticise him. Absolutely ludicrous.

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            1. dogtanion
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              Where's DB gone?! I was in the mood for a debate. Tease.

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          2. njfsdkffslkf
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            Ok to add further to the above you do know that both papers he mentioned are Pro Madrid, Biased pro Madrid to the point they removed a player playing v Barcelona this year to pretend Barcelona were offside.
            You know this right?And yet pro real madrid papers criticized the team.
            So bangs goes your they are all out to get Mou- these papers have backed him and will back him all season.

            Having read the article what part of the obvious point Sid was making that - if you spend 200million on a team , lose the title and then celebrate is ok? Where does this fit in at Madrid and its history.
            Or what point that you havent even done better than the former man in charge who got sacked with a worse team and didnt spend millions this summer did you miss?

            Or maybe the hypocrisy of Mourinho criticizing the ref for the correct call of sending of his player oh or not mentioning the league once, not once but talking about the ref. Like when he mentioned they would do better with 11 (like when they had 11 at the Nou Camp and were 4 - 0 11 v 11)

            The ref again and again he talks about all the time. So yes since Sid lowe actually raised these points i guess it has some value.

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            1. jamsiep
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              πŸ˜†

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                Have I missed the paragraph course?

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                1. jamsiep
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                  We postponed it because DB didn't show. It's now at 4 tomorrow afternoon.

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                  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                    Great thanks.

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              2. njfsdkffslkf
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                Woops i obviously wrote yet another long comment which is just hilarious....

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                1. jamsiep
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                  For what it's worth, I don't have an issue with you not liking Mourinho, I just have an issue with how you never shut up about, ever. I genuinely think that over 80% of your posts in the past month have been about him.

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                  1. njfsdkffslkf
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                    As i thought below. However much i say it its a drop in the water of the love in he has in the media.

                    His behaviour towards refs has been appalling. Its about time this was given some lee way.

                    Thats before we even mention the money and celebrating failure.....

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            2. dogtanion
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              His transfers have been an overwhelming succes in fairness, a group of individuals isn't going to gel overnight. They're becoming more of a team each week as they understand what's expected of them by him.
              It's such a tabloid thing to criticise managers for not gaining instant success. Look at his frst year with Inter, beaten easily by United then came back the next year and won.
              Sid Lowe probably stuck the boot in after United KO'd them too... - reactionary, unrealistic expectations, revenge even, for being such a dominant force in the English game.

              He's now in the European Cup semi-final, a feat that has not been done at Real for quite a long time - are you suggesting he's been the only Real manager that's had funds to play with?
              No shame in coming second to this Barca side in his first season.
              So that leaves giving out to refs, which is so 2005.

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              1. njfsdkffslkf
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                "So that leaves giving out to refs, which is so 2005."
                I was with you on till then (not agreeing mind) but then nonsense.
                Hey sure why do people complain about nuclear bombs - so 1945.

                So its ok for Madrid under him having spent money to be know better off in the league than last year.

                Btw do you know of Sid Lowe before I raised the article .

                Ya great achievement by Mourinho to get the most successful side in europe ever to a semi final. So he is basically a success because does who were there before him were such failures.....

                A Tabloid thing? Sid lowe is about as anti tabloid as they come.

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                1. dogtanion
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                  Well it is an achievement to get to a Euro semi in my opinion, you can't belittle it.
                  By and large, with an equally star-studded team they bottled it against Lyon last season - Mourinho brings a winning, prefection striving mentality, this is not even up for argument imo.
                  Plus do you think it's easy to have to drop the likes of Kaka and then still motivate him for the times when he's actually needed?

                  I know very little of Sid Lowe, but at first glance, quoting gutter journalists from gutter Spanish rags about the way Mourinho achieved a draw stinks of the British media in 2005/6 when Chelsea were so dominant and efficient that the best lazy tabloid journalists could do was critices their style of play.

                  I'm not disagreeing with you, I just don't like what he's done here.

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                  1. dogtanion
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                    Sorry I am disagreeing with you, but more for your admiration of that article than your own opinion.

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                1. dogtanion
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                  Thanks Bonkers, was quite proud of that one actually. Gutted it seemed to go unnoticed.

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    3. jamsiep
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      Do everyone a favour and never mention Mourinho ever again.

      Ta.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        You will eventually have to come out of that box and realise no man is infallible whatever your perceptions.

        I like how you nor Dog which have taken some offense at my support of the article and lowe have addressed any of the points which says it all. Please dont come back with - "well its just so tiresome yada da ya you have said it before"

        Maybe so but still valid however.

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        1. jamsiep
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          I'm going to make your life unbearable when Real win the CL.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            He'd be more upset if United won it πŸ˜‰

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          2. njfsdkffslkf
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            If they win it fair play. But
            1 How does that in any take away or make valid his horrid behaviour to the refs and the small clubs
            2 His child like making excuses for everytime he plays " wah waaaaa we cant play them with 11 men "- you did and lost 4 -0.
            3. Does it take away he has not done any better in the league than Pelligrini despite his god like coaching status and yet more money spent.

            If he does win Cl which is very much a possibility i dont see how it takes away anything wrong - Which would be odd given he is managing one of the most powerful teams with the biggest debt and budget who are expected to do that. Nor is the CL somehow an accurate reflection of quality ,Anything can happen in 2 legs. You know I rate Barcelona yet i still backed Arsenal to beat them in london and almost knock them out. 180min doesnt define greatness.

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    4. applebonkers
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      pretty damning words from di stefano.
      p.s love how you're using the word hack now

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  4. mullenlad
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    Whats all the fuss over Dempsey?

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    1. Stat virgin
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      Double gameweek king etc etc

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  5. Demí
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    20 Questions.

    I’m thinking of a footballer. Fire away and i’ll log the number.

    Go.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Current prem player?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (1)

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    2. Shakey
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      are you any good?

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      1. Demí
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        Debateable

        (2)

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    3. H Dog
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      Played for england?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (3)

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    4. macco84
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      Solomon Kalou

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        (4)

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    5. $hahriyar
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      Nationality?

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      1. Demí
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        yes he has a nationality

        (5)

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        1. Shakey
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          so far you've only really answered 2 questions.

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          1. dogtanion
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            Yes (17)

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          2. Demí
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            How'd you mean.

            I'm only allowed to say yes or no to the questions

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            1. Shakey
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              apart from my one.

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    6. andy85wsm
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      Previously played in the prem?

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      1. Demí
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        no

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    7. PFOR
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      Played in the Champions League this year?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (7)

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    8. Shakey
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      are you still playing?

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      1. Demí
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        yes

        (8)

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    9. H Dog
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      Do you play for a team who played in the champo league?

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      1. H Dog
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        Nooo, don't count my question, it's the same as pfor!

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        1. Demí
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          ok

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        2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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          Del Piero??

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          1. Demí
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            no

            (11)

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    10. $hahriyar
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      Aquilani?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (10)

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      2. Locarno
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        Previously played in the Prem? No.

        Aquilani? Er... no.

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    11. andy85wsm
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      Played IN England this year?

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      1. Demí
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        nope
        (9)

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      2. Stat virgin
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        Definitely Chimbonda

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    12. PFOR
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      A midfielder?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (12)

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    13. andy85wsm
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      Are you South American?

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      1. Demí
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        no

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    14. Shakey
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      is he fit?

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      1. Demí
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        no

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    15. jamsiep
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      Are you gay?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (15)

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        1. jamsiep
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          How do you know?

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          1. Demí
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            ask your missus

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    16. applebonkers
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      do you have more assists than bale?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        16)

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      2. Goose
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        Less hair than Luiz?

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        1. Demí
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          no

          (18)

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          1. Back on the horse
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            Valderama?

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            1. applebonkers
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              lol

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              1. Back on the horse
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                well who else is more hairy that luiz?

                side show bob?

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      3. applebonkers
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        are you a goalkeeper

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        1. Demí
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          no

          (19)

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    17. Shakey
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      we're not going to get this in 20 questions, are we?

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      1. Demí
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        no

        (17)

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        1. dogtanion
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          Are you Rumplestiltskin?

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    18. Back on the horse
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      Glen Little?

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  6. macco84
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    Samoan Canoe

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  7. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    this quiz shit is the most homoerotic shit ive ever seen. Dont get me wrong, i love an oul game of trivial pursuit..in fact, i positively shine at it. But these online ask me one sessions have all the enticements of a Micheal Barrymore pool party.

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    1. jamsiep
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      I agree. Although I do enjoy the 'Who Am I?' question, so long as the google fiend isn't here to ruin the fun for everyone.

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      1. Demí
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        I'm never gonna lose that tag am i?

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Considering you still use it, I doubt it.

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          1. Demí
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            Well i've stopped now.

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    2. applebonkers
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      when they say "i'm thinking of a footballer" they don't mean they're literally thinking of dimitar berbatov in a pair of tighty whiteys galloping care free through spring meadow. where's the homo eroticism?

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        was a bit of an exaggeration.

        as in, its all a bit gay...in a schoolyard slagging sort of way...if you get m

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        1. applebonkers
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          i care for obvious reasons πŸ˜‰

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      2. Back on the horse
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        berbatov

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      3. andy85wsm
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        How do you know what I'm thinking!?!

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  8. FPL Daniel
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    Is he goalkeeper?

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  9. macco84
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    Wait, I have it..... Senah Mango?

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  10. andy85wsm
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    Just for RBJ,

    I'm thinking of a player, 20 questions, GO!

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    1. Locarno
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      Rory McIlroy?

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      1. andy85wsm
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        Close.

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        1. Locarno
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          Rory Delap?

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          1. andy85wsm
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            No (2)

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            1. Locarno
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Rory Fallon?

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      r u Irish?

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      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        No (1)

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Tony Cascarino?

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Fraid not (4)

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    3. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      are you n'zogbia ?

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      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 15 Years
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        nope (3)

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      2. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        who was your one Demi?

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        1. Demí
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Krasic.

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            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              What a scam.

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            2. Demí
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Oh crumbs

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          1. HuttonDressedasLahm
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Nearly said that, then went Del Piero!!

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    4. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      how you ever scored lots of points and come off RBJ's rival's bench and also become his auto-captain?

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      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Definitely not (5)

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          That doesn't narrow it down much...

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        2. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Are you Justin Fashanu?

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Who?

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      2. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        It's not a player RBJ likes/talks about only said that because he said he hated these things

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        1. Demí
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Did you play in the last world cup ?

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Nope (6)

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        2. Demí
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Did you play in the champions league this year?

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Nope (7)

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    5. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Irish?

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        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Gareth Bale

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          1. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Never mind.

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    6. The Assassin-Faced BabyDave
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      still CURRENTLY playing?

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      1. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        Yup (8)

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        1. H Dog
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Lehmann

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          1. andy85wsm
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            • 15 Years
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            Nope (9)

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        2. The Assassin-Faced BabyDave
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          playing in europe?

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          1. andy85wsm
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            No (10)

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      2. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        In la liga ?

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        1. andy85wsm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          No (9)

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          1. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Is it Neymar?

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            1. andy85wsm
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 15 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Nope (11)

              But thats who I thought Demi's was at one point!

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              1. Demí
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                PLaying in brazil ?

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                1. andy85wsm
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 9 months ago

                  Nope (12)

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                2. Demí
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 9 months ago

                  Playing in America?

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                  1. andy85wsm
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    Nope (13)

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                  2. andy85wsm
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    May have messed this up a bit so I'll just tell you...

                    Rickie Lambert.

                    I read playing in Europe as CL/EL

                    major fail.

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                  3. Demí
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 9 months ago

                    haha

                    I was about to say. If he's not in europe, america, or brazil then WHERE

                    No worries andy πŸ˜†

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    7. H Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Are you a golfer?

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  11. Captain Robert Hatch
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    GW 36 strategy question, I know it is far off, but just starting to assemble a GW 34 wildcard season exit strategy masterplan.

    For GW 36 would you rather:

    A) Double up on Man City Defense (Hart, Kolarov, YaYa)

    B) Doubble up on Attack (Silva, Yaya, Hart)

    C) Get nutty and bring in Balotelli (Hart, Yaya, Balotelli)

    Thanks Gents

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Get nutty.

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    2. Kevin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Definitely A - but try to double up on defense by GW35 so that you can get consecutive home games vs WHM TOT & STK + the dgw fixture at eve.

      I already have Kolarov and will be adding Lescott in gw35.

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      1. Captain Robert Hatch
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        hmmm, good points you bring to the table. I too am leaning towards the double defense as Man City seems to shoot for the 1-0

        will be using WC so will def have the doubble defense for GW 35 in place

        Thanks

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  12. The Assassin-Faced BabyDave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    still currently playing? european? speaks english? in the top 2 leagues? in the top league? currently in top half of league? currently in top 6 ? Currently 1-3? plays in red? london? number lower than 10? number lower than 5? are they white? are they a goalkeeper? Answer FABREGAS

    15 Questions. I will take on anyone at this. Takers?

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      . πŸ˜†

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  13. McDog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Etherington or Walters ?

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  14. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Who Am I?
    I was born in 1959 in Wales but didn't represent them Internationally. I had a long and successful career but I am most remembered for a long stint at one English club where I played a significant part in them winning two league titles, a FA Cup and a European Cup Winners Cup. I have 46 international caps and retired in 1994.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I'm not biting πŸ™‚

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        So long as you're not googling! πŸ˜›

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Kevin Sheedy. Gots to be.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Damn! Correct.

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          The question was essentially which Irish players played for Everton in the 80s?

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Yeah I suppose I was a little too specific with the trophies. Bah.

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          2. 1966 was a great year for E…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Could have been an Arsenal player in the late 80s / early 90s, couldn't it?

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Could have indeed, same trophy haul (give or take a mickey mouse cup) thought 1959 was a bit early for that though, Everton made more sense.

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      2. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        What he said.

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    3. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Tony Pulis ?

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  15. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    If you could take out Nasri for any midfielder under 8.5 this week.

    Who would you have and why? Already have O'Hara and Adam so forget them too. Don't want Jarvis either as I have O'Hara.

    Options include Etherington, Walters, Dempsey.....

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    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Probably Etherington (Im making the same decision)

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I'm going for Walters I think. Pretty good double, he's in fine form up front, if I'm right as well I don't think Carew can play in the Villa game so he should be fine for that at least.
      Blackpool the week after too. Then I'm binning for a City mid.

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I like the look of Walters and personally dont think his place is under threat from Carew. Carew and Jones up front doesnt work as neither of them have any pace at all.

        Its between them three I think, the fact that I've got Huth is steering me towards Dempsey.

        Team at the mo is -

        Begovic (Foster)
        Huth, Luiz, Djourou (Simpson, Roger Johnson)
        Lampard, O'Hara (c), Adam, Nani, Nasri
        Rooney, RVP (Welbeck)

        No money in the bank so Nasri -> any midfielder, is the current plan and bench Welbeck.

        Ill probably do Nasri -> Etherington, Welbeck -> Zamora if I have any doubtful players.

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Kuyt. Done.

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    4. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I will probably go for Dempsey, also for Nasri. I have Begovic and Huth and don't want three Stoke players (albeit at different ends of the pitch)

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    5. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Walters. In form, oop, sometimes takes pens.

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    6. H Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Pennant! In all seriousness, dempsey seems to have a lesser role with dembele and zamora in the team, so one has to look at ethers or walters, are you chasing a lead?

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  16. Blue Teets
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Immediately we got to my room. Loads of jizz.Then first thing this morning. A bit less jizz. Then about 20 minutes after that, almost no jizz at all.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You only get a bucket and a half in your lifetime. Spend it wisely.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Already spent ;(

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    2. higgo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      magicians

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  17. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Who Am I?

    I was born in 1984 in Paris, and spent the majority of my early career in France. After just 38 appearances, at two different clubs, I moved to Portugal, specifically to a Lisbon based club who still own me. I had a brief and largely unsuccessful stint on loan in England, after which I went onto to play in the 2010 World Cup in what was also a unsuccessful campaign. I currently ply my trade in Italy, surprisingly as part of the title race.

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Algerian guy who plays for Napoli. Name escapes me.

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Ziani

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Nah, not him. I keep thinking of the guy who used to play for Bologna, Meghni or something, it's not him either.

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Maaaaaaaaaaaybe.... πŸ˜‰

        The usual suspects flummoxed by the lack of team names, and so no googling possible. As I suspected. πŸ˜€

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        1. Demí
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          haha

          derkhead

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Maniche πŸ™

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    3. H Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      aquiliani

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    4. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Kevin prince boateng

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    5. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      At first I thought it might be Muntari but is it Hassan Yebda, on loan at pompey last year?

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        It is.

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      2. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        gah! Yebda. that's he one.

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    6. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Yedba

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  18. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    I wonder if Akers thinks this is real? πŸ˜†

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7neSzDqvc&feature=youtu.be

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    1. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      what, it's not!!??? πŸ™

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      i thought that bentley clip was real
      #teamakers

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    3. Blue Teets
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I've got that ball. Its a size 4 'futsal', doesn't bounce, great for skill training.

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  19. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    first page of my book. wrote forty pages straight without editing, and rading back, and only now reading back through... have a read if yisser bored.

    Ultimately, Whitey came home. Lord knows where she was -though I doubt even the almighty knows, such is the sublime ability of that cat to vanish. It was a Monday morning after a rough weekend, and I was up to drop back the rental car- dry skin, eyes running for cover from direct sunlight, and overdue washing too-ing and fro-ing on the washing line out the back. We had spent the previous 6 days hanging our head out our front room window, waiting for gaps in the regular traffic on a one-lane-each-way street just outside town. When the gaps and relative quiet came, we would do impressions of ourselves when she was a kitten, calling her name in our sweetest tones, hoping against hope that she’d stick her head out of a bush with a whine, demanding food, or treats. Manys the time passersby would genuinely look at whichever one of us was hanging out the window hollering , and decide that there but for the grace of God went themselves. Mentalists. The looks got even more pitiful when we called for Whitey’s feral mother….named Mammy.

    It’s amazing how much you take something for granted, but when it goes missing, you pine for it. The worry gets to you. You start reading a book, or the back of the mouthwash sitting on the toilet for the thousandth time, and your mind starts to wander far away towards a montage of horrible, cruel, unlikely scenarios, not unlike the aftermath of a breakup with a woman. Anyway, she went out then, and found a quiet garden across the road to sleep (not before I had run over with a cup of water having seen her scraping at the bottom of a drain for water. She lapped it up, then puked again). Her mother came over again looking for her as I was watching out the window, and they missed each other again. I was positive they’d find each other again though. The mother is currently living just around the corner in the lane across the road, about 40 yards to the right of where Whitey was now sleeping off her morning food binge. She has three new kittens there that Whitey had been helping raise with her in our front garden before she inexplicably went walk about a week ago.

    Well, Whitey turned up, and we were only too delighted. She was slightly haggard, with extra dirty white paws, and the same aversion to direct sunlight that we had. In she stumbled and we could see on her face she was relieved. She knew this place. She knew there was food and warmth and hugs here. So, we spoiled the shit out of her for about an hour-two different types of cat food, some bacon from our fry, some egg-yolk, cat bars, cat treats, milk. Then she went to sleep. When that cat finally turns off her semi-feral wariness, she sleeps like a fairytale princess. Unlike sleeping beauty however, when we came back in 4 hours later, she was still passed out, but there was shit and puke in four different piles. Here endeth the lesson-drip feed the starved, whatever class of beast they may be

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      😯

      Dbr eat your heart out

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      sorry, 3rd para should be second, and vice versa

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    3. Blue Teets
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Why would you post that ? Isn't there another forum for the ramblings of a demented smerf ?

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        oh im not arsed making excuses. the lads said they were bored earlier so i stuck it up. like i said, ignore it if you please, your twattiness.

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Funny shit RBJ. Keep it coming. The fact that Blue t1ts doesn't like it only adds to the appeal for me.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            +1
            I liked it, pity it was about a cat though.

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I just partially choked on my chewing gum laughing at 'demented smerf'.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        i was fully anticipating this kind of thing. im not talking about my life, its the first page of a bookstory.

        If you with what seems like at least half a brain (a rarity on here) cant see the difference then its pointless even continuing to stay logged in,

        Im arf.

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          imo the world will be worse off if greg or chamakh that on this occasion post P.Ss like that. could you sleep at night not knowing that there was a 2 for 1 deal on cadburys chocolate in a newsagents somewhere in essex? i couldn't

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          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            *if they DON'T post

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  20. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Loving the mourniho debate above. Can I just add - 'pro madrid' doesn't equal pro mourinho...

    Can I just say that the fact a 'pro madrid' paper criticises mourinho means about as much as the everton fans who criticised moyes earlier this season.

    Supporters are often the most unrealistic and critical, especially of a big club like Real Madrid who aren't used to being competely helpless due to competing with possibly the best team ever.

    So please, don't say that because a (trash) pro madrid article critices mourinho's tactics, they must instantly be correct. The fact is mourinho gets results where he has no right to get them... and the fact he is having to abandon flowing football that the madrid fans love, in order to beat barcelona, is because there is absolutely no other way to do it, regardless of how much money is spent.

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    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Good point scored. I'm bloody hating your gravatar though.

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I just change it to someone who 'scored' a goal recently

        It was fat lamps and before that phil neville

        i'm noticing a definite link between ugliness and goalscoring recently. Should get onto this with the bookies!

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I have to point out "in order to beat barcelona" Victories - 0

      I dont get how Pulis gets criticized for playing route one with Stoke yet Mourinho with a squad worth probably half a billion does similar, plays 7 defenders at home, forfits the league celebrates yet is above comment.

      Its not that they are correct btw its that his own side is actually saying its not what they paid for nor their tradition.

      I look forward to all the United fans who want him next manager watching United v Arsenal/ Chelsea where United after spending 100mil on new players leaves the creative one on the bench plays 7 defenders lose the league and accepts it.

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I should point out that 'in order to' isn't an example of past tense πŸ˜‰

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      2. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Which united fans have said they want Mourinho as the next manager

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      3. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        and the point is, he TRIED to listen to these very fans... and stick to their 'tradition' or 'what they paid for'

        What happened?... They lost 5-0

        Is that what they paid for?

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Ah good , mourinho now wasnt at fault for the loss at Nou Camp, it was the fans . Lord above

          He actually played deep and defensive again there, No attacking intent.

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          1. Scoredelario
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            All i'm seeing is something like

            Historically Real Madrid are a successful team
            Mourinho is managing Real Madrid
            => Mourinho is underachieving by not winning the league

            This is a valid argument but it works on the assumption that the team top of the league don't happen to be superior beyond belief.

            Jesus couldnt make Real Madrid's squad a better than barcelona's now... and especially not within one season.

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  21. Kevin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Why is Walters not showing up as an option on the Captaincy poll?

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Cos hes shite. πŸ™

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  22. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Who am I posts and a db essay or three. Roll on tomorrow night.

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  23. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    youre not gonna believe what a schoolboy error I've made

    Here in hong kong it's 7 hours forward (so it's now 230am here) and I somehow thought it was tuesday - been waiting up ALL night and just realised the game is in 24.5 hours

    What a JOKE i am!!!

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    1. Blue Teets
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      At least you're in HK.. Lucky B.

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        dunno, it's not that great unless you're a lawyer. I pay a fortune to live in what amounts to a council flat in england!

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        1. Blue Teets
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          "We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" - Oscar Wilde

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  24. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Who Am I?

    I was born in Camas, Spain in the late 70s and I am a first team regular for a sub standard first divison team in Europe. I have only ever played in this country and have not represented my team at full international level. I am a right back.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Bar the Camas part, that could be a lot of players. And I'm assuming that people aren't clued up with where random footballers were born.....

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Fine. I started my career for a club based in the Basque region.

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Iraola?

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          1. Cheggers
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Nope

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            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Balls. I thought that was a great shout.

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      2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        i know its not him but i just like the guy

        so ill go for Gary Alexander

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      3. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Camas is in Andalusia. Dunno who it is though.

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  25. H Dog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Think i might join in the rucus and say...

    20 questions

    Go

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Lloyd Doyley?

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      1. H Dog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        No

        1

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    2. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Am I a european?

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    3. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Does he play in the premiership?

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      1. H Dog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        No

        2

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    4. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      male or female?

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Neither

        (4)

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Jay Spearing?

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          1. Demí
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Bingo

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    5. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      nordin wooter

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      1. H Dog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        No

        5

        (But what a player, only cause there was a fan who would say his name rather enthuastically)

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  26. Hughes the Daddy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Great news for Man U on the tweet feed there - Shola Ameobi fit to face Utd πŸ™‚

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Ameobeekicking your arse for that kind of talk πŸ˜›

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  27. andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Could the rocket get another 147!

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    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      No...

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    2. Hughes the Daddy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      wish i had more time to watch the snooker i have to say, just not happening these days

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Why's that πŸ™

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        1. Hughes the Daddy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          full time job, plus new business plus new baby = zero snooker (and limited FFS)

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            New business eh, got any jobs?!

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            1. applebonkers
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              +1 unemployed for less than a month and already looking like a yeti

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              1. andy85wsm
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                I'm graduating in a month, I suppose I should start looking!

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          2. Demí
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            ahh fair do's

            Good luck on the business and congrats on the new baby dude πŸ™‚

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            1. Hughes the Daddy
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              ta

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                i was fully anticipating this kind of thing. im not talking about my life, its the first page of a bookstory.

                If you with what seems like at least half a brain (a rarity on here) cant see the difference then its pointless even continuing to stay logged in,

                Im arf.whats the business daddy? anything interesting?

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                1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 9 months ago

                  hmm, that was odd.

                  anyway, to try again

                  whats the business daddy? anything interesting?

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    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Hot

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Why is he dressed like that?

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      has she retired? no excuses for that much junk in the trunk. well unless she has a flight home from bogota the next day

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    4. Blue Teets
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      She has the abs of a roid-boy. I bet her clit looks like a kebab.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, it'd look like a kebab, especially since clits are usually less that a centimetre in diameter...you fuktard. You absolute dope. Unless youre eating in mini-kebabland lately.....nah, its the enclosing stuff that looks like kebabs. I love how you once again demonstrate what a complete stupid inbred muppet you are.

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  28. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    What's happening tomorrow night with Dbr?

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Period? more like menopause the way this one's rattled on.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          There i was seting up all of them for your knockout blow. Where were you above?

          Marriage has changed you! πŸ˜‰

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          1. Cheggers
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Hey up foreskin

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  29. Zola
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Already done Gordon – Begovic with my free transfer.  Should I:

    a) Stick with that
    b) Barton – Walters for a 4 point hit
    c) Welbeck – Zamora for a 4 point hit
    d) Both b and c for an 8 point hit

    Team is Foster, Begovic

    Luiz, Kolarov, Johnson, Djourou, Walker

    Lampard, Nani, VDV, Adam, Barton

    Rooney, RVP, Welbeck

    2.0 in bank

    Cheers in advance for any advice

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      C

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Probably (c), especially as Welbeck went off injured last game (not sure how serious, though).

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