Fixtures
18 April 2011 1745 comments
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With just five gameweeks remaining, this is almost the end of our regular “Frisk” of the forthcoming fixtures. From here on in we’ll be diluting the offering, streamlining matters as the Fantasy season draws to a close.

For now however, there’s still meat left on the bones – plenty to pick and chew over. Read on then as we sidle up to our Season Tickers and assess the teams with best and worst runs to come over these last five gameweeks. We’re not even going to mention Aston Villa this week…

The Highs…

Wolves
Having missed out in gameweek 33, Wolves’ ascent to the top of our “Frisking” reckoning arrives as a result of their forthcoming double fixture.

Even if you disregard the lure of the double gameweek, their upcoming slate of games has them pitched entirely against sides in the bottom half of the table – putting their Premier League fate firmly in their own hands.

Molineux meetings with Fulham, West Brom and a vital final day of the season clash with Blackburn, provide plenty of beatable opponents for Mick McCarthy’s men. Away trips to Stoke (arguably the hardest of the six games), Birmingham and a Sunderland side in steep decline, also appear to provide Wolves with opportunities to pick up points and fetch Fantasy returns.

Midfielders Matt Jarvis and Jamie O’Hara stand out as the select choices while, if he can recover from his hamstring knock, Sylvain Ebanks-Blake will join an array of cheap striking options currently being eyed by Fantasy Managers.

Sunderland
Their form is nothing short of shambolic but their next five fixtures present them with the most attractive run-in of any side. Exploiting the assistance of the fixture computer may still be a task too much for an out-of-sorts Sunderland, but if they can revive themselves, the rewards in terms of Premier League survival and Fantasy returns could be very rich indeed.

Home ties with Wigan, Fulham and Wolves (as well as trips to Bolton and West Ham) will offer the Wearsiders every opportunity to lift themselves out of the mire and edge towards a top ten finish.

Strikers Asamoah Gyan and Danny Welbeck remain the key candidates but an injury scare for the latter, plus a statistic which shows just 2 goals in their last six matches, is a concern. Goals and assists from midfield remain at a premium, although if Welbeck is sidelined and Kieran Richardson can recover from his own niggles, the former United man could be a temptation in the support striker role. At the back meanwhile, injuries have ravaged Steve Bruce’s options and, while there is budget potential in the likes of Phil Bardsley, he may have to sustain attacking form to present profit.

Man City
High on life having seen off United to progress to the FA Cup final, Man City now have some fixtures which could see them end their league campaign with a flourish.

City have a gameweek 36 double approaching and, around that, their opponents look to provide a very decent platform for improved Fantasy returns. City’s run-in is bookended by trips to Blackburn and Bolton, which won’t be the easiest of the encounters, but it’s the gameweek 35-37 run (WHM, eve/TOT, STK) that surely warrants maximum interest in Roberto Mancini’s squad.

The likes of Joe Hart, Joleon Lescott and Aleksander Kolarov should all have good potential for clean sheets, while a whole gamut of midfielders ranging from the cheap Adam Johnson (5.6) and Yaya Toure (5.8), to the mid-price option presented by David Silva (8.3), are all worthy of consideration. Up front meanwhile, depending on the recovery tine for Carlos Tevez, a gamble on Mario Balotelli (7.9) could present the ultimate differential for those brave enough to take a punt.

Also to consider: Bolton – a double fixture followed by games against three obliging defences (Blackburn, Sunderland, Blackpool) should see them garner returns. Wigan – finally out of the relegation zone and now with fixtures ahead of them that should keep them safe. West Brom – get the Spurs trip out of the way this weekend and the Baggies should coast to safety with strong Fantasy returns looking a possibility.

The Lows…

Everton
Unbeaten in over two months, David Moyes’ men are going through their seemingly annual second half of the season rise. Not long ago we were witnessing the Toffees down in the doldrums but, after a superb run of form, they can now be found safe and clear on the edge of the European qualification spots.

Given their last five fixtures, their run of form couldn’t have been better timed because sustaining their unbeaten run looks set to be an almighty task. Everton have three games against top of the table sides (United, City and Chelsea), plus two away days against resurgent teams from the bottom half (Wigan and West Brom). Leighton Baines, Leon Osman and Jermaine Beckford have all been relative bargains of late but their owners may be forced to look elsewhere if the Everton ship shows signs of rocking in these choppy waters.

Arsenal
With the White Hart Lane trip approaching on Wednesday evening, Arsenal’s double-gameweek is now out of the way and we can begin to consider their assets on a level playing field.

An examination of their remaining fixtures reveals that the Gunners now face stern tests from here on in, with defensive returns in particular, looking in real danger. That could draw the sting from Arsenal and force strong attacking returns, but, given Sunday’s evidence, confidence is far from flowing through Arsene Wenger’s squad right now – for once, attacking ideas seem lacking.

Some big Fantasy fees will have been spent on the likes of Robin Van Persie, Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri in recent weeks but, with a crunch home tie against United and three sticky away days at Bolton, Stoke and Fulham to come, it might be time to consider banking those Arsenal riches and redistributing the attacking funds.

Man United
United’s easiest remaining fixture appears to be the Blackpool clash at Old Trafford on the final day. At this point however, United could very have the title already wrapped up and end up playing a skeleton squad ahead of a potential Champions League final. Aside from this game, Alex Ferguson’s side have opposition that will make them work for their title.

Home games against Everton and Chelsea will certainly provide two of the sterner challenges faced at Old Trafford this season, while trips to rivals Arsenal and a Blackburn side who can put up resistance at Ewood, offer little encouragement for investment. With Champions League involvement still a factor – we can surely expect rotation across the side – add that to their testing scheduled and suddenly United’s assets begin to lose their shine.

Be wary of: Chelsea – games against Spurs, United and Everton means that Chelsea’s run-in isn’t the brightest. Spurs – they’ve got three very good fixtures in the next five weeks, but three very hard away days (Chelsea, City and Liverpool) in consecutive gameweeks that slip us a note of caution.

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  1. SuperDorrans
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    I have 2 free transfers this week but really think it would be a waste to use them both, most of my team have good fixtures, I'm thinking just Nasri or Torres > Zamora/Dempsey?

    Team in link. 🙂

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    1. The Stock
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      Why on earth would you want to get rid of Torres???

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Joke?

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        1. The Stock
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          Trust your instincts 😉

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            We'll see how he gets on Wednesday night but at the moment I don't want someone of his value who is coming on as a sub every game.

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      coleman out for cheap fulham def - baird or hughes?

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    3. Declan
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      Just do Nasri to Ethers/Dempsey.

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    4. Goose
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      If u feel u only wanna use the one then do so. U may be thankful with injures etc, u could just keep it rolling or start to get City & Spurs players in for 36 if u wish.

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Yeah, this is probably the week to get a Spurs player. I'm not sure about Fulham players actually, I don't think I'll want them after the double so don't know if it is worthwhile.

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        1. Goose
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          It's Blunderland the week after if I remember correctly so not the worst fixture at the moment, got Baird and definatly want Bobby but that's plenty.

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  2. njfsdkffslkf
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    Not a bad song. 😉
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PT90dAA49Q&feature=related
    Seriously though. Pretty cool.

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      Boo hissss to ye all its linked now. Ye cant avoid it now 😉

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  3. The Bandit
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    Gooner 'rent a crowd' got most seats at the pfa awards!

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  4. Andy
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    if you had to choose a player for england between lampard and gerrard which one would you pick?

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    1. The Bandit
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      Gerrard

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    2. The Stock
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      Lamps.

      I'd genuinely have him as the old head in a young and raw team. Maybe even captain

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    3. Demí
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      Gerrard

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      1. Andy
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        by a country mile...

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    4. Attila the Bum
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      Urgh syphillis or genital warts....

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      1. The Bandit
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        No smug "I've got both" posts?! 😀

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          😆

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    5. DarPaC
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      Gerrard

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    6. PFOR
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      Gerrard

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  5. jamsiep
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    Only just realised that Wilshere won the Young Player of the Year award when Nani was also up for nomination. Absolute joke.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      When is the writers award? Players award is 80% popularity contest.

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    2. DarPaC
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      like most things it's a popularity contest and has little to do with anything else

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        Which is why i won the best new FFS poster award 8)

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        1. DarPaC
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          you mean you can get posters of FFS........what was your design? 😉

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        2. PFOR
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          Blasphemy!

          When was this announced? 😛

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          1. Boom!!!
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            it was announced few days back... 'jas' came second 😆

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    3. Well you know, Triffic
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      Nani has dived against so many teams that I don't think many would of voted for him.

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    4. jamsiep
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      ha! Nani wasn't even in the top 3. Ludicrous.

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      1. Locarno
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        Why are you so surprised by this?

        Footballers = not-very-intelligent as a rule.

        Nani = diving kunt.

        Ergo, footballers don't vote for Nani.

        It's not rocket science.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          +1
          Nor brain surgery. Nor elementary duplo construction management.

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    5. Declan
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      Nani's 24-25, whats the age group for the award?

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Think you have to be under 24 when the season starts.

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      2. Well you know, Triffic
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        He's mentally 16.

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    6. The Stock
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      Agree.

      Both awards incredibly self indulgent and symptomatic of the problems with English football.

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    7. BMox81
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      Engliah bias mate.

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      1. jamsiep
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        Indeed, just looking and in the last 11 years only two players - Fabregas and Ronaldo (who happen to be two of the best players to have ever played in the PL) - haven't been from England or Wales (Bellamy).

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      2. Locarno
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        Yep - hence the Welsh winner. 🙄

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          *British winner 🙂

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    8. The Bandit
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      Just had a quid on Bale for the main prize at 1/100000! Reckon I'll make a killing. 😀

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    9. Big Dunc
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      Cole got in the PFA XI over Baines too. Ridiculous

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      1. jamsiep
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        Or not. Cole is a better left back than Baines.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          Your mixing two things up. Yes cole is a better player but baines had a better season

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          1. jamsiep
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            I'd still disagree.

            Cole was excellent at the start of the season, probably the best player in the league in the opening couple of months. We've also conceded the fewest goals, so a Chelsea defender being included isn't much of a surprise.

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            1. dribbler
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              "Cole is a better left back"...much better

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            2. Big Dunc
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              Cole is a better player, but compared to previous seasons, he's done very little of note except shoot someone. Baines has had an unbelieveable season - 11 assists for a full back is incredible.... got to be worth a bit of recognition for that alone

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              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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                +1

                Agree 100%. Cole has had a disappointing season IMO. Started well but then Chelsea had the easiest start in Premier League history

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      2. Andy
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        that is ridiculous

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      3. Drip Doctor
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        + Eins.

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      4. Attila the Bum
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        Cole got in the PFA XI over Baines Enrique too. Ridiculous 🙂

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          - Eins.

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            Plus Jara. Ridiculous.

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      5. Cheggers
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        Baines without his set piece ability wouldnt be a good full back....

        Enriques probably been number one this year.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          lol

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      6. Dr. Evil
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        I think its because the voting for these awards is in feb
        At which time, Cole was in blistering form, looking more like a winger than a left back while Everton were struggling.

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    10. Shakey
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      Nani was the better of those two, but he's too old to be up for that award.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        + Eins

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  6. Benzemabob
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    quick poll - how many DGW players are you fielding for GW34?

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    1. Declan
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      3

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    2. BMox81
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      1 or 2.

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    3. Boom!!!
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      2 or 3...

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    4. SuperDorrans
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      Got 2, might get one more.

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    5. ArcticJunkie
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      I'll probably have 4

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    6. Demí
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      4

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    7. Benzemabob
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      2 with no hits. Think i might stick with that.

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    8. Locarno
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      9. Gonna tear things up next week. 🙂

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        And the week after will get around 15 points. 🙂

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    9. DarPaC
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      3 with no hits.........4 if i feel desperate (or drunk) on Friday night

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  7. ArcticJunkie
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    GW34 major team selection headache and this GW ain't even over yet!, any possible suggestions on who you'd bench gents out of this team to fit in my replacement for Welbeck? might be Zamora(C)

    Begovic
    Kolarov Luiz Huth
    Lampard O'Hara Nani Walcott Barton
    Rooney RVP

    Foster Walker RJ Welbeck

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    1. The3rdTurd
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      walcott

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      1. ArcticJunkie
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        I don't think I could bench Walcott, he managed 71 minutes vs Liverpool so he may start at Bolton again. It's gonna have to be Barton and I don't even fancy that.

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        1. The3rdTurd
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          Wait and see how he plays against spurs. If he's as ineffective as he was against Pool his starting place will go back to Arshavin.

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      I'd just risk it and bench Barton, I probably am.

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  8. Touré De Force
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    Which of the GW34 double keepers would you sign? I already have Huth in my team. I'm thinking Schwarzer.

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    1. snipsnap369
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      Standard

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    2. Declan
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      He wont rotate too well with Al Habsi, if your selling Gordon, mightnt be worth the transfer imo!

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      1. Touré De Force
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        What about Hennessy?

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        1. Declan
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          Id say dont bother getting in a DGW GK, cleansheets are rare these days....

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          1. Touré De Force
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            Hmmm interesting

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    3. Drip Doctor
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      Mark Schwarzer.

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  9. Andy
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    is giggs a cheat

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    1. jamsiep
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      That's Sir Ryan Giggs to you.

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      1. Andy
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        my sincerest apologies!

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
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      Does it matter?

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    3. Cheggers
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      Nah

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    4. Locarno
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      An injunction forbids any of us to answer this.

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    5. AP
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      Cheat in football sense? No. Cheat in marital sense? Yes, very much so.

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      1. Demí
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        You clearly do say it, as u can't type it

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    6. Attila the Bum
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      Does it matter particularly?

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          And? Does it?

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          1. Demí
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            I dunno. Ask andy

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    7. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Who cares

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      1. Shakey
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        Mrs Giggs does.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          And you think she wants people gossiping on twitter about it like a bunch of old women?

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        2. Shakey
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          And because she does, John Terry does too.

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        It's football, not f*cking Heat magazine

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          +1
          Well more like the Daily Sport with Locarno's pics 🙂

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            RIP Daily Sport 🙁

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Does it not exist any more?

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              1. Shakey
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                Went bust a few weeks back.

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              2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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                Just folded, I think. The Sunday Sport might still be going 🙂

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          2. Locarno
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            Oy!

            Valuable additions to an argument, my pics.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              I'm not complaining 🙂

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      3. jamsiep
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        I care.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          'And you think she wants people gossiping on twitter about it like a bunch of old women?'

          I rest my case...

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            But Charlie Brooker puts it a lot better than I ever could:

            http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/apr/18/phone-tapping-victims-tabloid-hacks

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Oooo bit of vitriol from Mr Brooker there. I like it. *but I secretly think he got knocked back from a job with NOTW 😉

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              1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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                I reckon he's been hacked - to try to find out how the hell he landed Konnie Huq...

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  10. Andy
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    being fair imogen is a cracker, at least he done it in style.

    not like rooney who slept with someones great grandmother.

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    1. Demí
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      what's your point ?

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      1. Goose
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        Something to do with tits? If not who cares.

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        1. Demí
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          lol

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          1. Demí
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            Oh man, i really would smash her into the next dimension.

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            1. Shakey
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              There's actually a video of he getting "smashed into the next dimension" on the net from a few years back (not by the late Ryan Giggs, I must add).

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              1. Shakey
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                her*

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              2. Demí
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                Ahh fantastic. Have you got a link?

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                1. Shakey
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                  http://lmgtfy.com/?q=imogen+thomas+tape

                  see you in 20 mins 30 seconds!

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                  1. TommyK
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                    😆

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              3. jamsiep
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                Indeed there is. Tits are poor back then though.

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                1. Cheggers
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                  Shes up there with Judith and that bird from same difference.

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          2. Goose
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            I wanna be on that!

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      2. Andy
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        jugs lol

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  11. King Eric, in America
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    Will somebody *please* think of the kids? The kids!

    2 game ban. Sorted.

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  12. BMox81
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    lol, they showed the VDV 1 yard goal of doom!

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    1. jamsiep
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      Both of Bale's montages were 60% him in the CL, 35% him up against Richards (not entirely sure why) and 5% him doing that annoying heart symbol with his hands.

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      1. BMox81
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        haha, that was the 1st game of the season where he abused Richards. If it wasn't for Joe Hart having a blinder in that 0-0, old Gareth would have mopped up the 3 bonus points.

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  13. Andy
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    hleb back to arsenal?

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    1. Shakey
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      couldn't be worse than Rosicky I suppose. I'd rather we got someone else though.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Whats up with Chamakh Faulk? Hardly even comes off the bench anymore! Who would you like to see us get in the summer?

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          A new left back, and some decent cover for Song and Wilshere.

          I'm not sure what's up with Chamakh, apparently he's pissed off Wenger by not going to his dental check-ups. Not sure what he's done to deserve such a cold-shouldering though. I don't think Wenger likes to play him and RVP at the same time. Dunno why though, they did well together when he came on vs. West Brom.

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            I agree with that, Baines would be nice, purely for attacking purposes. Frimpong looked really promising until he got injured, hopefully he can step it. I cant really thing of a quality DM available.

            Couldn't believe he didn't come on yesterday, we were getting crosses in but nobody was there!

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              He's a nasty c*nt, but I'd have Flamini back. he's out of contract in the summer too.

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                You need nasty c*nts too. Enrique, Tiote and Barton would win you the league 🙂

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                1. Drip Doctor
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  I would love Enrique! And yes, Flamini would be a great signing!

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                2. Shakey
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Barton hasn't got the technique. I'd take the other two though,thanks for offering 😛

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                  1. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    If Enrique goes to another Prem club (one of the big ones) then I'd prefer it was to Arsenal rather than Liverpool, Man Utd or City. City would ruin him and the other two are on my shitlist.

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                  2. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    We've got you now ATB- saying united are on your shitlist officialy qualifies you for full membershi[ of the ABU brigade. You start at private first class..... 😉

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                  3. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    *membership

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                  4. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Ha! Give a dog a bad name and all that...

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  14. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Having slept on it, I've decided Imogen Thomas is the real villain in this scandal- poor Ryan was too polite to say no......... 😉

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        LOL that is the best picture anyone has ever posted on here!
        😆

        (possibly)

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        1. Cheggers
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Laugh it up Chuckles.

          I nearly vomited.

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  15. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Bale really does look like the missing link bless im. Where'll he be off to in d'summer then? Has to cost 40mill+ now me reckons.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Daft money.

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    2. Andy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i reckon perfect time for tottenham to cash in.

      theyll get funny money for him just now - his stock will never be higher.

      im sure theyd get a decent replacement with cash.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yep I'd sell. He's not nearly as good as he's being lauded.

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        1. Holy See
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Berba back to Spurs as part of deal to bring Bale to OT. They can have Carrick too. Yeah Mick, you had a good game a few weeks back, notable by its exceptional rareness.

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            LOL- New grav i take it?

            What made you change it

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            1. Holy See
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Have a fair few, get a bit bored of the same one after a while. Time for a change!

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  16. Goose
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Right I might get slaugherted a bit for this but I do like Bale as a player etc etc but i still feel a bit like he (and Harry) got lucky in terms of I reckon he still might not have been playing very much or would have gone somewhere in the summer on the cheap if it wasn't for BAE going to the African Nations last year because, correct if im wrong, but he wasn't playing much before then and then Harry was forced into playing him.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      That is 100% right. I think there was an injury to BAE too.

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I knew anything BAE related u would be all over it 😉

        He was still a bit of a set piece specialist and not much else before then I remember but obviously with a lot of potential.

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    2. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      that might be true but it's speculation...Harry can watch him in training and for the reserves so he presumably had a good idea of the things he could do?

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  17. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I really don't think the injunction's working. 🙂

    http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110418080709AAc1aKa

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I blame people like you.

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    2. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      It's all AP's fault.... 🙂

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Hope he has the beejeezas sued out of him 😛

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          THEY AIN'T GOT NUFFINK ON ME.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            😆
            Did you see Game of Thrones? I thought it was top.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Ooooh was it? I do like a bit of Sean, IN A VERY MANLY WAY 😉

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    3. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      fudging anti-spam survey BS

      http://www.ryangiggsaffair.com/

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  18. Andy
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    bale at left back was hopeless - at left wing hes a different player.

    Glen Johnson?

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    1. sy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I think if played further forward he would be our best winger, although there isnt much competition in them positions with the likes of Joe Cole about 🙂

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  19. Deep
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Dempsey & Jones

    or

    Zamora & Etherington?

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  20. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Did anyone hear about Mourinho's press conference after the Barca match? Apparently he refused to talk to reporters as they weren't the "editors" of their newspapers, and he was unwilling to talk to "assistants" because the press were annoyed when he sent his assistant coach to do a press conference.

    Quality..... 😆

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      SAF thinks the force is strong with this one.

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      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        i lol'd

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  21. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    A bit of help needed:

    Begovic,
    Kolarov, Smalling, Luiz
    Nani, Walcott, Lamps , Young
    Bent, RVP, Odem

    Subs: Cech, Simpson, RJ, Adam

    Bank 1.6 1 free transfer.

    Odem -> Bobby Z or Odem -> Carroll? Something else?

    I know there's matches to be played but am away early thursday morning and may not get net connection friday night/saturday morning.

    Cheers.

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Walcott oooout - Dempsey/Ethrington in.

      Also, as you have Young, i'd lose Bent for Suarez/Zamora.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Food for thought. Thanx. I'm happy with Young & Bent (don't!) for next few gw. Don't want Clint and am not overly impressed with Bobby Z as it smacks of desperation. Hrrrmm... may just get Carroll for his 2 wonderful fixtures and ignore the dwg until gw36. I am clueless.

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    2. Anti-Ipswich
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Are you sure you want to get rid of Odem? He's got some damn good fixtures coming up, is averaging something like 8 points in the last 5 games or something plus he's probably the most in-form striker in the EPL. Plus West Brom need goals and will be looking at him to help them out of relegation.

      Keep.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I know, I know... as I've being playing Adam instead of him for the last 4 games and it hurts. More food for thought... maybe keep Odem and dump Theo for Dempsey/Ethrington...

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  22. dribbler
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I miss Fran's drunken ramblings

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      You can have mine instead if you really want.

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      1. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        you're much too competent at this to entertain like Fran

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I'll drink more.

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    2. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I miss Katie

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Is all this something to do with the weather/spring or is there testosterone being put in the water?

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        1. Demí
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Just liked her. Nothing more nothing less

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Sorry, it's all the recent mammary talk. It's got to me.

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          2. Goose
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            She touched us all (metaphorically obviously ;-))

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      2. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        she was on this morning

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      3. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        did u like the video? 😉

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  23. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    tevez dropping like a stone,not had a chance to get rid yet,how come hes not protected?

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Because his flag hasn't been removed yet.

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      1. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Players are either "normal", flagged or protected...some (many) people assume that a flagged player is protected but this isn't true.

        A flagged player needs more than double the transfers out to drop in price...so an injured player will only drop in price slowly

        After he is unflagged his price is protected to prevent a huge price surge when a popular player regains fitness

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        1. Demí
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          what did i say wrong lol

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          1. dribbler
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            nothing...I was replying to Jordan in more detail that's all

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            1. Demí
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              cool 🙂

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Protection comes into play after a player has been injured, not whilst.

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      1. Jordan.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        thanx for responses cheers lads.

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  24. greghammer95
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Attila!!! Clubs?!??????

    Jamsiep ?

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yaya
      *don't invite that useless right back though* 😉

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Exactly what I said

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  25. SuperDorrans
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Mad to doublers and get Silva for Nasri this week?

    Nice fixtures and a double coming up, would be my City coverage for the rest of the season. 🙂

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    1. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      walters/ethers look like better picks for the next 2 gw's than silva. im going to get one of them this week, and nani > silva next week.

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      1. SuperDorrans
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Already have 3 Stoke though.

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  26. Demí
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Savage u doughnut

    http://plixi.com/p/93730080

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  27. Goose
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Get your buggu-marks in now and I'll save em and we can reconvene in 12 months.

    PFA Player of the Year 2012 = Luis Suarez
    PFA Young Player of the Year 2012 = Martin Kelly

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Suarez is a good shout but I'd say Silva and Wilshere again for young player.

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Actually Young POTY = Jose Enrique (Liverpool)

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Bah humbug. If he does I'll be ABL. 🙂

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          1. dribbler
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Balotelli

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    2. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      PFA Player of the Year 2012 = Samir Nasri
      PFA Young Player of the Year 2012 = Jack Rodwell

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      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Actually scrap that.

        The world will end before it even gets announced

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Don't let Brian Cox hear you say that!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zBqRLK_ESs&feature=related

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          1. Shakey
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            he really, really, really cannot not smile.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              He's basically the polar opposite of Gordon Brown.....

              http://regmedia.co.uk/2009/06/08/gordo_sad.jpg

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        2. Goose
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          In that case u might as well say someone ridiculous like Torres then 😉

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Now that would be ridiculous 😉

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    3. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      My dream result:

      PFA Player of the year 2012- Sneijder (united)
      PFA Young player of the year 2012- Smalling 😉

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        PFA Young Player of the Year - Bebe 😀

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          🙂

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    4. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Player - Torres
      Young Player - Hernandez

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    5. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Okay, my ACTUAL prediction:
      PFA player of the year: Nani
      PFA young player of the year: Carroll

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah, if Nani improves as much as he did last year, he'll walk PFA next season.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          You'd like to think so.....

          TBH, it's hard to make these predictions pre-summer transfers......

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          1. Goose
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Yeah just a bit of fun, Young POTY could potentially be quite interesting next year with the likes of Carroll Wilshere Luiz Rafael Coleman Hart Holden Rodwell Johnson etc (haven't checked ages) all possibly having bigger roles next year in their teams.

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      2. Touré De Force
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        +1, that'll be it exactly.

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    6. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      YPOTY Wilshere
      POTY Carroll

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    7. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      2012 POTY = David Silva
      2012 Young Player = Tom Cleverley

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    8. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      PFA Young Player of the Year 2012 = josh mceachran

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      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        He won't get enough games. Lampard will start every match when fit. So will ramires.

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    9. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Player - Fabregas
      Young Player - Carroll

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      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        You reckon he's staying then ?

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Obviously, it depends on if he stays or not. I don't think Barca have the money for him or need him. They are in more need of a Striker and sub CB.

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            true true

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          2. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            I reckon Barca will have been greatly discouraged (IMO wrongly) by his performance in the CL against them.

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Hope so. Wenger may just do what he did last season and just not engage with them.

              I expect to see more "Arsenal Football club can confirm they have rejected a 25p bid for club captain Cesc Fabregas" stories coming out.

              Of course, the deal will hinge on whether Fabregas is willing to hand in a transfer request or not.

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              1. sy
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                I dont think Fabregas would be first choice at Barca much like Mascherano. Unless Iniesta plays as part of the forward 3.

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              2. Boom!!!
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                i think he will first wait and see if wenger is doing something different in the summer i.e.buying some quality players...

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              3. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                hmmmm- I still think that if Arsenal do fail to win a trophy this season then the temptation of Barca may be too much for Fabs....

                Wasn't it meant to be a gentleman's agreement for him to stay on for just one more season anyway?

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  28. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    how many of tonights qpr team will figure in the premier league ? and also how many of that team know its the end of the line for them at qpr once promotion is achieved,i thought they were bloody awful and will struggle big time next year.

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  29. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Predictions:

    Football Writers' Association Player of the Year 2010/11: Nani
    Football Writers' Association Player of the Year 2011/12: Rooney

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      MF made a good point about the FWA giving it to Bale this year because they tipped him for good things at the start of the season.

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Probably right, actually, the media have been hyping him up all season.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Then again, I've seen a few articles saying how it's crazy that Nani wasn't even on the PFA shortlist, comparing assists and goals between Bale and Nani. Maybe the Bale backlash has started...

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          1. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            It really is ridiculous, Nani has carried United at times. 9 goals, 18 assists and not even in the top 3 for Young Player.

            It's all because he dives...

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            1. Locarno
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Which I have no problem with. Say what you like about Spud, he rarely dives.

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              1. Locarno
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                As in, I have no problem that he's not getting any awards. Diving, sobbing tw%t.

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      2. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        DBRonaldo would love this comment..... 😛

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  30. MCE
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Man City vs Stoke moved to GW 38? Can anyone confirm..

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      No. It'll be played the same gameweek, as the match has been moved to the Tuesday night.

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    2. SuperDorrans
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      No.....

      Will still be GW37, in the week.

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    3. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Still GW 37 I think, moved to midweek.

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    4. MCE
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Cool. Thanks!

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