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23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Egg noodle
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    My Terry versus rivals Malouda. looking good? No? Thought so.

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  2. SaintMatt
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    Ha shove your home record up your ass Brighton. WE ARE GOING UP!!! 😀

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    1. Demí
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      chamberlain will be a top 6 signing soon enough 🙂

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      1. SaintMatt
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        As long as we get about 15 million for him I'll be happy enough!

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        1. JWF
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          Think £8-10m with add-ons is more realistic.

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    2. That's Groß
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      *in second place.

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      congrats!

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      1. SaintMatt
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        Cheers danny boi 😉

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        1. SaintMatt
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          Not over yet though. Not by a long stretch.

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    4. Akers
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      -1

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      1. SaintMatt
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        Just because we always used to beat you Akers.

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  3. DV8R
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    Coleman and Walker benched...hopefully Luiz can compensate for the lossed points.

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    1. DV8R
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      lost*

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      1. big oak
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        me 2

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  4. ozone
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    Carlo is a f*cking tool.

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    1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      did you really captain torres?

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      1. ozone
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        yeah going to get my head examined monday, looking forward to the electro shock treatment.

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      i agree the way he made his press conference yesterday it was as if torres was guaranteed to start.

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    3. gooner dave
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      I knew you'd be a Torres owner (as am I) but captain?. I feel your pain.

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      1. Locarno
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        Plus one.

        Having him: Silly.

        Captaining him: Wow.

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        1. ozone
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          I was trying to be a smart arse, did'nt work.

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          1. Locarno
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            I've got him. Hope he comes on and scores four for you.

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  5. Attila the Bum
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    5.5 points on Forward Thinking. Noice. 🙂

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  6. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Spector to boss the midfield!! Parker who?

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  7. Dimitar
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    Captained Dempsey, with 2 pts and one game in hand i'm kind of worrying that RVP will let rip..

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    1. Dimitar
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      Bcos 2 pts from one game is like nothing

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  8. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Bloody Ancelotti, I would have (c) Drogba, but he suggested he would be rotated!!
    Grrrr
    Cue Drogba hat-trick

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    1. Waldaz
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      Yes... But I'd take that though.

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  9. Sess!
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    Where's RBJ after he was spouting shite y'day about drogba not starting!

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    1. Locarno
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      He was on before, accepting that he may have been was wrong.

      To be fair, Carlo did hint at it. Just didn't follow through and throw the £50m store dummy on.

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  10. 88mph
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    Pretty pissed off I didn't captain Drogba after he had the armband all week.. ended up listening to some fool on here who was convinced he wouldn't start. Oh well, at least I didn't bench him!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Same...See above!!

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  11. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    no gerrard, johnson, agger, carroll etc = no problem

    genuinely feeling positive about liverpool for the first time in a long time

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    1. Torres76
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      Im with you there laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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      1. Torres76
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        Enrique/Contraeo and a lethal winger and the Reds are back!!

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        mustn't get carried away though 😀

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        1. Torres76
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          Imagine the points haul if Kenny was manager from the start.

          Right im off to watch Chelsea batter West Ammmmmm

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            i'd rather not!

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    2. Stat virgin
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      +Kelly (and Aurelio .. not so much), didn't hear the end of it when Arsenal/United had a couple of first choice defenders out

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      1. Torres76
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        + Kelly is a one top defender. I would sell Glen Johnson and get a world class left back.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Most world class left backs would probably want to play in Europe next season. Just saying.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            europa league is in europe no?

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            1. jamsiep
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              There's no guarantee that you'll be in the Europa League.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                hence the tongue in cheek comment

                could you not see where i had placed my tongue?

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  12. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Could do with a John Terry goal tonight...

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    1. Demí
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      finally linked your team. Nice one

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Haha well people were moaning that i was an existing member. Wouldn't want any more tears

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    2. gooner dave
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      Could fo with a 0-0 then on comes Nando to save the day.
      *I'll just get my coat.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Can you close the door on ur way out please? bit drafty in here

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    1. TommyK
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      Tidy..... 😉

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        when is she on?

        and is that what she wears in the tardis?

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        1. TommyK
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          6:00 PM tonight

          Unfortunately not, though hotpants are usually a given.

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  13. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    No Upson in the lineup!??

    This is the strongest WestHam team that Grant has fielded ALL year!

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  14. That's Groß
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    which PL game did you watch today, and what bonus do you expect?

    try not to be bias towards your own players

    adam for 3?

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    1. Nomar
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      I think so, yes.

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  15. Back on the horse
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    come on chels

    4-0, with lamps goal and assist

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  16. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    is anyone hoping blackburn go down just because of Steve Kean and the chicken farmers? i actually like the club but those 2 pesky owners and that snitch of a manager deserve bad things.

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    1. Torres76
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Totally agree. Pwock pwock pwock

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      cock a doodle doo to that my friend

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    3. Nomar
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      Me too. Shameful getting rid of big Sam like that.

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    4. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I want him to go down coz i work with a blackburn fan n he gave me odds of 5/1 on them to go down 5 weeks ago.

      I don't know whatl be better. The 50 he owes me or the ripping him for the rest of the summer?

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      1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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        5-1 thats some good stuff! 😀

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    5. Perthite
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      Buck is being a chicken farmer that bad?

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  17. TommyK
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    Whoever captained rooney on my advice: I'M SORRY!

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    1. Nomar
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      If anyone based their captain this week solely on you or anyone else on here's advice then they deserve everything they get (or don't get, as the case may be).

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I was v tempted with rooney but the mid-wk display caused caution. He may yet get brucie bonus...2pts is realistic

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  18. Dimitar
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    At least ivanovic is starting and drogba, big points potential

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  19. Syd.
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    There are more points on my bench than on my team..

    Story of my season..

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  20. Mak_Gold
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      Shite GW so far,just 12 pts.(9 if you leave out the 3 CHE starting pts.).Al-Habsi and RJ both on 0,while Barton and Coleman sitting on the bench with 5 and 6 pts. respectively.Over to the Chelsea boys to bail us out like they have done so many times in the past.

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    • Attila the Bum
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      Come on Chelsea*!

      *well in particular Ashley Cole, Luiz and Lampard.

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      1. sy
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        and Drogba!

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      2. AP
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        F*ck off*

        *Apart from the Luiz and Lampard bit.

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        1. TommyK
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          F*ck off*

          *Apart from the Luiz bit.

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      3. SuperDorrans
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        Lampard captain?

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    • Munsoned
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      how serious was the Foster injury?

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      1. Perthite
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        Don't know - it may force me to transfer to Hart. Will wait and see.

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    • sester
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      Can anyone tell me why zamora didnt start today?

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      1. Manilaman
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        Fulham have about 6 fit strikers and last time he played Wolves they broke his leg.

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      2. CravenA
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        Bad injury / out of action for a long time. I doubt he'll play a full 90 for at least a couple more games yet.

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      3. rakkhi
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        Yeah I'm curious as well

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    • ozone
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      Hope drogba goes off injured, nothing too serious of course i need torres on asap.

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    • Back on the horse
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      so i lost sky connection at the end there. massive storm. torrential rain and hail. the road is flooded.

      now off to a washed out bbq

      just keeping you updated, until Greg gets here

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    • knightsofcydonia
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      Any links so I can watch the Chelsea game?

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      1. Demí
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        Can't ask for links on here i'm afraid.

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    • Just Ruud
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      Apparently there were some comments made about his leg break last season caused by Stearman,Hughes probably thought it wise to keep him out of that for his own good. He will probably start the next game though so no worries 😉

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      1. CravenA
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        Karl Henry

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    • Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      This match is going to be EPIC!

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    • halnone
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      a Chelsea clean sheet would be perfect.

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