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23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Waldaz
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Fatty captain next week too?

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Maybe.....

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  2. $hahriyar
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    West Ham might as well equalize if it's gonna stay at 1-0 with nothing for Drogba.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Err no, just put 25£ on Chelsea to win the league!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        WHAT

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      2. $hahriyar
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        There better ways to piss away money, you know 😛

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  3. The Bandit
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Thanks Robbie!

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  4. $hahriyar
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea just holding on....

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  5. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Fair play to West Ham, fans are great and they're going for it.

    All without their best player.

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I beg to differ, Parker is not our best player. Most over-rated, yes!

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  6. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    ivanovic.. terrible defending

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  7. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Here come Torres! Damn, Drogs off! 🙁

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  8. DGno9
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    drogba off!

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  9. $hahriyar
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Drogba captain fail

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  10. bobn
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    shocking gameweek this.

    watch walcott rip it up on my bench

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  11. gooner dave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Now Torres is coming on. Shame I was looking forward to Simpsons 2 points.

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Aye. I was looking forward to Odemwingie's six.

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      1. gooner dave
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Ouch.

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      2. gooner dave
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Don't want to be a git, but odem should be on for some baps too.

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  12. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres on for didier

    the world holds its collective breath

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  13. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    The mighty Fernando ON!!

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  14. $hahriyar
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    How I wud love it now if Torres scores an own goal now!

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  15. ozone
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres hat-trick

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  16. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    This has been an absolute shower of shit.

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      😕 You have lampard (C) AND two Chelsea defenders.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        never happy is he

        bet his parents hate christmas

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          lolsies

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      haha

      they're no liverpool eh

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  17. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I'd love to see Torres score, he seems like a decent guy, but it would make Drogs position even shakier. So nothing personal Nando, but fail please.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      he's too ful of himself. and his pantomine retardedness pleases me in by bitter, relatively underpaid world.

      Long may his failure continue.

      You too mcilroy you self obsessed twat.

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    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i think he's a bit of a twa*.

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  18. Elts
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Think I am going soft .. I actually feel sorry for Tirres ...

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    1. Elts
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Torres even

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    2. bobn
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      its those puppy-dog eyes

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  19. licscalders
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Can you hear the bums Hernando

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  20. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    very good clearance by gabbidon...

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  21. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres and Anelka looking the best partnership! 😉

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  22. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lol the commentator got so excited when Torres was through.

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  23. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    ARGGHH!! That would have been a Torres assist!

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      who missed?

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Anelka

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      2. licscalders
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        you

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          good one... 54 IQ boy.

          jesus, the quality and class of idiots on this site is declining steadily with increased commercialisation.

          it's chronic.

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          1. licscalders
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            will defer to your expertise on that subject

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              what a muppet.

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              1. licscalders
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                read your own dumbass statement earlier and then look in the mirror

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  24. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    TORRRRRES!

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  25. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres 🙁

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  26. gooner dave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Server will now break!!!!!

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  27. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    TORRES GOAL FINALLY 😆

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  28. DGno9
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres goal!
    about time an all!

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  29. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    LOLNANDO TORRES SCORES!

    hahaha

    what a prick

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  30. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Good lad Fernando. Carlo grinning from ear to ear.

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