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We sift through the press conferences and post-match reports once again in order to find any pertinent quotes over the previous weekend’s action. Tom Sherwood discusses Christian Eriksen’s best position in the Spurs XI, Arsene Wenger explains why Mesut Ozil has struggled to adapt to the Premier League this season, Tony Pulis talks spot-kick duties, Brendan Rodgers praises Raheem Sterling and Martin Skrtel, whilst Mauricio Pochettino is keen to afford Southampton’s youngsters some game time over the final few matches:

After a goal, a pair of assists and two bonus points on his first league start since December, there’s no wonder Arsene Wenger hailed Aaron Ramsey’s return to the Arsenal first team. The Welshman was near-essential in the first half of the season, going toe-to-toe with the league’s best midfielders for significantly less of our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) budget. Snapped up by more than 100,000 managers before the win at Hull, Ramsey’s bandwagon is now in overdrive ahead of the final three Gameweeks, in which the Gunners welcome Newcastle and West Brom before taking a trip to Norwich.

“It is important [to have Ramsey back] because we looked a bit toothless away from home in a few games. To have that [scoring option] back is of course a threat for our opponent and it gives us opportunities to score goals. Ozil had 60 minutes and it was quite encouraging. He was out for seven weeks and it is good to have him back… We looked like scoring goals. In the second half when we scored the third goal, it became easier and we controlled the game well. It was a great performance. I felt so [that the team was fresh], it was more mental.”
Arsene Wenger recognises the instant impact Aaron Ramsey’s return has had on his team.

 

Wenger elaborated on Ozil’s comeback and explained why he feels his record signing has struggled for any real consistency in his debut year in the Premier League. The Gunners boss reckons the former Real Madrid player will prove far more influential next term, now that he has become accustomed to the rigours of the English top-flight:

“The first season is the season in which you adapt and then you know what will happen and you go into it. And I believe that he [Ozil] will know better his partners, he will know better the league and the potential is absolutely fantastic. He will improve with goals and assists, and his presence in the game. I think he has great physical potential and that will come out. He felt the difference between Spain and here; sometimes he was rested in Spain because he said in Spain, when you are 2-0 up, when Real Madrid are 2-0 up, what strikes him is that the teams give up. They know they will lose the game. And he said what is the most difficult for him here is that at 2-0 up, the teams fight like mad to come back. And he felt that that was the main difference, it is that you have to fight until the last second of the game.”
Arsene Wenger on Mesut Ozil’s potential next season and his endeavours to adapt to the Premier League.

 

Tim Sherwood discussed the positioning of star-turn Christian Eriksen after seeing his midfielder maintain exceptional form in the 3-1 win at home to Fulham. Eriksen has now delivered an astonishing 55 FPL points in just five games, seeing his price rise by some 0.8m since the 18-point haul against Southampton in Gameweek 31, and with a further 26,000 Fantasy managers already jumping aboard the bandwagon this week, the Dane also looks set for an important role in our end-of-season form.

“I don’t want him to play wide. I think in my first game at Southampton, he played inside. I think he likes to play on the fringes of it and get the ball in between the lines rather than being on the combative side. He’s a No10 or plays narrow enough on the sides – that’s his position. He plays loose and gets in those sneaky positions, and he can affect it beyond the midfield. If he gets it too deep you’re probably wasting him. [Luka] Modric was similar. Modric played inside so who knows where he [Eriksen] might end up. He wants to learn and will adapt to what he’s asked to do.”
Tim Sherwood compares Christian Eriksen with former Spurs favourite Luka Modric

 

The Tottenham boss also took time to praise the impact of Harry Kane on first-team matters. The youngster has now notched in each of his three starts alongside Emmanuel Adebayor and, at 4.4 in FPL, looks a viable cut-price option for those shopping on a budget:

“I always knew he [Kane] was good enough to play and he knew he would get the opportunity if he showed me on the training field what he can do. So I threw him in there and he’s not let anyone down. He deserves all the backing he gets. He can score goals and he’s got a level head. He’s only a boy but he plays like an experienced campaigner. He knows when to speed the game up, knows when to slow it down and he can score. I knew he could do that at youth level and development level and I recognised he could do that when he needs to step up and play in the Premier League. I think he’s shown that to everyone now.”
Tim Sherwood on the emergence of Harry Kane.

 

Sam Allardyce sympathised with Andy Carroll’s plight following his striker’s third consecutive blank. Carroll has endured an injury-ravaged campaign, playing in just over one third of his side’s games this season. West Ham look to be safe from the threat of relegation, and with a trip to survival hopefuls West Brom next, followed by Spurs and Manchester City in their final two, Fantasy managers will likely share Allardyce’s doubts over Carroll’s prolificacy.

“He had 11 months off and he had no pre-season at all. He’s worked very hard but getting into games at this stage of the season after 11 months off is very hard. What we need to do is find an alternative type of frontman as well, one who scores a few more goals.”
West Ham’s Sam Allardyce calls for goal-scorers to support Andy Carroll.

 

Tony Pulis explained the penalty-taking hierarchy at Crystal Palace. With Jason Puncheon racking up FPL interest following his incredible double Gameweek performance, Fantasy managers were left frustrated when the otherwise inept, in Fantasy terms, Mile Jedinak (one assist in 34 starts beforehand) stepped up to convert Palace’s match-winning spot kick against West Ham.

“I just let the lads decide out on the pitch, whoever is confident for me is the one, unless you’ve got a specialised penalty taker and Glenn Murray was right up (on the touchline awaiting to come on as a sub) when we got the penalty saying ‘get me on there, get me on there!’ but Mile’s stepped up and thank God he did.”
Tony Pulis on pre-match instructions for Crystal Palace’s penalty takers.

 

Brendan Rodgers hailed the impact of Raheem Sterling after the youngster’s two goals and assist against Norwich last Sunday helped steer Liverpool a step closer to the title. The Reds boss explained how Sterling’s tactical awareness without different systems of play makes him such a key player for the league leaders:

“I think he is arguably the best young player in European football at the moment. He’s a talent. I’ve been really pleased with his maturity. He puts an awful lot of time into his work. We’ve tried to play him in different positions to improve his football intelligence. You could see how today he operated at the top of the diamond. He penetrated and was comfortable on the ball. When we switched to 4-3-3, he was the wide player on the side. So it really shows you how intelligent he is as a footballer. He’s got that in-built brain and belief he can be a good player. He’s a really humble kid and it’s been great to see.”
Brendan Rodgers on the on-field awareness of Raheem Sterling.

Rodgers also commended Martin Skrtel’s impact in the heart of the Liverpool defence. The Slovakian started the season on the bench but has now featured in the first XI in every match from Gameweek 3 onwards thanks to a series of commanding displays at both ends of the pitch – Skrtel has notched seven times and is almost 50 points clear of any defensive team-mate as a result of his aerial threat in the opposition box:

“Tactically, he has taken on board what I’ve spoken to him about and the intelligence in his game has grown. He’s very comfortable on the ball and his reading of the game and his awareness has become better. He has added to his power game. Now he knows the right times to use his aggression. That aggression is still there but he has added a bit of subtlety to his defending. He has also shown his threat from set-pieces. His movement to score from the corner against Manchester City was excellent. He’s the highest-scoring defender in the Premier League.”
Brendan Rodgers on the transformation of Martin Skrtel

 

As the sun sets on a fantastic season for Southampton, Mauricio Pochettino took the opportunity to reflect on the success of integrating some fantastic young players over the course of the season. In the 0-0 stalemate at Villa Park, Pochettino gave young Harrison Reed his second Premier League minutes, while Sam Gallagher got another run out under his belt for the ninth game in succession. With Jay Rodriguez’ untimely injury seeming to have put the brakes on Southampton’s excellent form, the increased integration of academy products could be a further warning-shot to FPL managers holding on to memories of former glories. The Saints welcome Everton and Manchester United to St Mary’s either side of a trip to Swansea, and with little to play for, many will consider joining the 16,000+ Fantasy managers who’ve already shipped out Adam Lallana this week.

“It’s clear that at Southampton we have a project that is based around young players and we always want to nurture young talent. That’s what we’ve been doing this season. We want to support these young players, we want to give them chances and [Sam Gallagher and Harrison Reed] are clear examples of that. It’s also clear that we have a short squad, we don’t have that many players within our squad. It’s very important we give these young players time to mature and experience what it is to be in the Premier League.”
Mauricio Pochettino talks of the value in handing his youngsters Premier League experience.

7shadesofsmoke The Prodigal Son. Former FFS 'Say What' contributor, UEFA World Cup captain with Costa Rica and Team India manager at the FFS Hockey World Cup. Follow them on Twitter

  1. SUPERMAN
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    Any news on Sturridge?

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    1. Robe Wan
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      Chelsea shouldn't have sold him

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      1. SUPERMAN
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        You're correct there.

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Nothing new

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      1. SUPERMAN
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        🙁

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    3. Jimbo123
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      A touch greedy and a touch overrated.

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  3. Evs
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    This game is now set up and tailor made for Bale.

    Unleash him Carlo.

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    1. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      No need

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      1. Jimbo123
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        No need to score another goal?

        Have to disagree

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        1. Evs
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          2 goals to take to Munich, with a chance of an away goal....

          I would bring Bale on to smash them with pace on the counter.

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          1. Jimbo123
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            This

            Of course Madrid need another. I'd say they need a goal in each game still to stand a chance

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            1. brianutd-why always we? 20
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              More need for Varane at the minute...oh here he comes now lol

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  4. royals forever
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    Hi Guys

    In your opinions do you think that Smalling will play against Norwich at the weekend and play at least 60 mins in each of the DGW games

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      Doubt it

      Evra jones vidic Rafael

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    2. Jimbo123
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      Fook knows.

      Giggsy could have all sorts up his sleeve

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  5. *Unrial
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    For Gameweek 37 only Rooney & Gerrard or Lukaku and Mata?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      A

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  6. Robe Wan
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    Ronh, I have a gym question for you

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    1. Evs
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      *waits in anticipation for Ron*

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    2. r0nh
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      Lets see if I can bluff this one...

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    3. Epic Fail
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      Purple Aki?

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
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        show me your muscles.
        How the hell did you know about him?

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        1. The Mandalorian
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          Aki should be hung, scousers would pay to see that.

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      Please take this to the fantasy gym forum.

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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          😯

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        2. Optimus.
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          Them ain't child bearing hips 🙂

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          1. r0nh
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            Dumped!!!

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          2. In Like Flynn.
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            They would be if she got them anywhere near me.

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        3. beric
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          Where does she keep her organs?!

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          1. Robe Wan
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            Haha. Only 1 lung and kidney

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          2. r0nh
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            I only know where I put my organ 😉

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          3. In Like Flynn.
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            In church.

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      1. Robe Wan
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        You'd love to come to the fantasy gym Demba

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    5. Robe Wan
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      So if I work out a lot, but also eat a lot of sugar. Am I counteracting my good work or am I building muscle?

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      1. Jimbo123
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        Depends if the sugar is a shed load of cakes, or not.....surely?

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        1. Robe Wan
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          Really? Isn't sugar sugar. So fruit juice, wine beer chocolate. If I work out enough doesn't it convert to muscle not fat?

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          1. r0nh
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            NO!!!

            You need to be eating protein & complex carbs.

            Stay away from cakes etc

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            1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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              Ahh yes, the perfect bodybuilding diet - cakes and chocolate! 😆

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            2. Jimbo123
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              Apart from donuts.

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          2. SUPERMAN
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            Too much sugar in your body will turn too fat. Simple

            Doesn't make much difference to your muscles with regards to growth.

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        2. Jimbo123
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          But Krispy Kremes are fine. You turn instantly ripped if you nail donuts.

          Fact

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          1. Robe Wan
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            Fact

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      2. Gimli son of Gloin
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        Look it up on Google you attention seeking twerp.

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        1. Robe Wan
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          Everyone else is interested. Get back to your fantasy novel

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      3. r0nh
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        Hmmm, it depends on what your macros are.

        You should be aiming to hit those macros every day.

        I dont think sugar stunts muscle growth.

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        1. Robe Wan
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          WTF is a macro

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          1. Evs
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            A big shop that sells booze and big boxes of crisps. 😉

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            1. Robe Wan
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              🙂

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          2. r0nh
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            The amount of protein, carbs or fat you need to be eating to obtain growth, or loss, depending on your goal.

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          3. Jimbo123
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            Similar to CostCo

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          4. r0nh
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            BMR: 66 + (13.7 * weight in KG) + (5 * height in cm) - (6.8 * age in years)

            This will help you determine the amount of calories you need.

            Then you decide what way u need to split the calorie intake.

            I do 50% complex carbs, 30% protein, 20% fat.

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            1. Robe Wan
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              Wowsers. Sounds technical. Will do some research! Thanks mate 🙂

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              1. SUPERMAN
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                2 grams of protein per kg of lean muscle will help put on muscle.

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                1. r0nh
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                  Apparently your body can only process around 20g of protein in an hour.

                  Any more & your body will just reject it, ie poooo

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                  1. Free Ian Goodison
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                    not true, just a fitness industry myth I assume was created to pedal supplements to the masses. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10867039

                    OP, If said sugar fit's your total macronutrient targets for the day then in terms of body composition it doesn't matter if it's from oats, pure glucose or doughnuts providing you hit your protein and fat targets. Google if it fits your macros (IIFYM) or discretionary calorie allowance (DCA). Alcohol however is a different kettle of fish, with it inhibiting lipolysis, hindering protein synthesis and some other detrimental effects on recovery.

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                    1. r0nh
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                      I did say apprantely.

                      I have read that id does & that it doesnt. I know from my own experience that taking too much protein lead to digestion problems.

                      Does simple carbs not lead to gains in bodyfat, if they are not burned soon?

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                      1. Free Ian Goodison
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                        Not at all, both complex polysaccharides and simple disaccharides are metabolised into glucose and stored as the same constituent product in skeletal muscle and the liver (Glycogen). Insulin regulates the uptake of glucose into these tissues. The primary reason for fat gain is an excess of energy intake in comparison to energy expenditure (Calories in vs Calories out). Even in periods of excess, de novo lipogenesis (conversion of carbohydrates to fat) is a notoriously hard pathway and most dietary fat is simply stored in adipose tissue instead. You don't need to be scared of some tasty food like chocolate etc. especially when looking at muscle gain, if you need the calories then it's great to have something you enjoy. Below is another good study on clean vs unclean foods 🙂

                        http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17536194

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              2. r0nh
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                Phewww

                I passed 🙂

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            2. SUPERMAN
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              Wow. Good work btw

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    6. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      Interested to know the answer to this, myself.

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      1. Robe Wan
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        Anytime 😉

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  7. Gimli son of Gloin
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    Modric is glorious.

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
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      Hes an upgraded Rosicky.

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  8. SneakyPete
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    Wish I had Ozil this week.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Get him.

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      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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        ffs. 😆

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        1. Epic Fail
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          😎

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    2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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      Get him then.

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      1. The Bandit
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        The addition of 'then' improves the post no end 😉

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        1. Epic Fail
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          It also cost him valuable posting seconds 😉

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          1. The Bandit
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            lo

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          2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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            😉

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  9. The Bandit
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    Pepe has spent most of the game lying down 🙄

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  10. Evs
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    Ribery.

    Is he massively overrated or is that just my opinion ???

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      I do wonder how he is considered the 3rd best player in the world

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    2. Speaking of Spurs
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      Though an utter douche, Robben is much better.

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    3. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Robben much better

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    4. HurriKane
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      bale suarez aguero are much better the him

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    5. Jimbo123
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      Last time I said his I got slated.

      Couldn't agree more...not even close to being world class

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      1. Evs
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        My thoughts exactly, he's a hyped up Stuart Downing 😉

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        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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          *Stewart. 😉

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          1. Jimbo123
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            Either way, he's still useless!

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          2. Evs
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            Him too 🙂

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        2. Jimbo123
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          ZOIKS. He ain't that bad. 🙂

          Just do not get me started about Downing.....

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        3. The 12th Man
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          Andy Van der Meyde

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  11. Captain Shirokov
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    Isco is fecking useless.

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    1. The Bandit
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      This is obviously not true 🙄

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        Looks clueless

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    2. Reed_Rothchild
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      He beat out Ozil

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  12. HurriKane
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    dont know how Ribery was pissed off he didnt get Ballon D'or, not a patch on messi&ronaldo

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  13. Captain Shirokov
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    Such a boring match.

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    1. HurriKane
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      not as borring as last night though

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  14. Sheep
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    @ronh
    I have a question for you.

    I bang about 5 different chicks a week on average. Is this ruining my hormonal levels and stunting my muscle growth?

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    1. Little Lukin
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      Are you cross-breeding?

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    2. Optimus.
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      Keep to your own species ffs

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      1. SUPERMAN
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        🙂

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      2. Sheep
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        I am. We use the same term.
        http://www.thedailygouge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sheep.jpg

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        1. Optimus.
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          😯 😀

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    3. The Bandit
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      A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

      The doctor says "What's your problem?"

      The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night I give the missus another screw......"

      "Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

      The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."

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      1. Optimus.
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        😆

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      2. Heydudes13
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        Cheers.

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      3. Sheep
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        🙂

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  15. Reed_Rothchild
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    De Gea is my ManU defender of choice...and he's nailed on and cheaper than the other defenders they have.

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    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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      He's a goalkeeper.

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
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        I meant defensive player, defensive representation.

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        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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          Shame on me. I'm such a wum.

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  16. Captain Shirokov
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    Madrid fans bowing down to Isco

    lol

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  17. Heydudes13
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    All this muscle talk is making me look forward to Skype.

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    1. Sheep
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      Why, is your grandma muscular?

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      1. Jimbo123
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        Is yours? :/

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      2. Heydudes13
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        Bones in a box.

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      3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
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        Whatever he means, he better not be showing his 'muscle' to her...

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    2. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Gotze fail

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  19. SUPERMAN
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Do we think Mata is most definitely nailed on for their upcoming fixtures?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Probably, but nobody other than Giggs knows.

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      1. SUPERMAN
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Mmmm. Ok ta

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  20. Jimbo123
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Selfie omg troll fail

    Ugh

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  21. Reed_Rothchild
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Kagawa will be the ManU player who will be surging the end of the season and will win a few people their mini-leagues.

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Januzaj 😉

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    2. Jimbo123
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      From the bench?

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    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      This won't happen.

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  22. Reed_Rothchild
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Why does Mark suck so bad at Fantasy Football? He's doing terrible this season.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Cos he's a casual.

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      1. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        And casuals are trolls this year? Right?

        Or do I not understand

        *scratches head vigorously*

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    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Such rubbish in a space of a minute.

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      1. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

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    3. Little Lukin
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah he sux. Kagawa rulz.

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    4. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Cos he keeps putting dzeko in the scout picks

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      1. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Karma?

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    5. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      You could look at it like that. Or you could just say 'Thanks'.

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  23. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Lol at Muller, what a tool

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  24. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Stonewall pelanty

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    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Never a pelanty.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        i think he meant petanly

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        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Pk

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    2. Jimbo123
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Pull yourself together

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  25. jonny77
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Start 3:

    1: Zabaleta
    2. Distin
    3. Cahill
    4. Chester
    5. Baker

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Zab chest bake

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    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Distin is injured

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      1. jonny77
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Distin is 75%

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    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      In that order.

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  26. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Lukaku > Podolski. If today it leaves a cushion of .5m for Thudd to Mata next week. Don't like early transfers but should I do this?

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Dgw player for a dgw player? Waste of time

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Care to elaborate?

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  27. beric
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Ronh are potatoes complex or simple carbs?

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    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Depends

      You eating Lays or Pringles?

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    2. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Complex old pal

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Good to know. Ive actually been on a health tip myself since new years, cooked a banging curry tonight

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    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Slightly racist

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        😆

        Is it cause I am Irish?

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      2. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        *funny

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    4. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Simple carbs are mainly processed foods

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Essentially i thought it was white bread/pasta/rice etc = simple, brown bread/rice/pasta etc = complex. Wasnt sure how potatoes fitted in

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          1. beric
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Thanks

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      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        ?????

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  28. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Can I post an RMT/ Team Suggestion before I doze off? (2 AM)

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    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I don't know, can you? 😛

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      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        I dont know,,,Thats the whole issue

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        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          it was a joke on the whole can I vs may I basis as in can I = am I capable of

          😉

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          1. Zombie
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            😯

            Wow...you're actually explaining it. Okay, I should have put a smiley at the end 😛

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            1. sinik
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              thought English may not be yoir first language 🙄

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    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Just do a RMDef. The attacks and mids are all the same

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      No

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      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks..I was too sleepy anyway 😉

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Oooh haxball. Haven't had a go off that in a while.

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