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As the minutes count down to this evening’s Champions League Final, Paddy Power are rolling out a tempting offer for those yet to register an account. With Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid set to go head-to-head for the silverware, our bookmaker mates are offering odds of 9/2 for Carlo Ancelotti’s side to win or 9/1 on Diego Simeon’s La Liga winners to emerge victorious:

If you already have an account with Paddy, though, you can still take advantage of a Money Back Special for tonight’s game. Paddy will refund all losing First Goalscorer, Last Goalscorer, Correct Score & Scorecast singles on the match as a free bet if Gareth Bale scores anytime in 90 minutes.

To clarify, both the Real and Atletico enhanced odds special is limited to a £10 stake, open to new Paddy Power customers only and subject to the terms and conditions specified. New customers can only opt for one of the two offers.

Finally, of course, we should state that all these offers are only available to those aged 18 and over and are subject to Paddy Power’s terms and conditions. Also, if you’re going to bet, always gamble responsibly.

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  1. rdpx
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Did anyone notice that Wayne Rooney is celebrating having got 20,000,000 FB fans by giving away a pair of football boots to one lucky winner?

    At £170 the boots represent a huge outlay for Wayne of 0.00085pence per fan, or a whole 6 seconds of his earnings from his base MANU weekly pay packet. [£25 a second I think, waking or sleeping, and that;s not including any sponsorship money from Nike, or even FREE BOOTS]

    Thanks Wayne for keeping it real.

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    1. The Missing Link
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Class 😀

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    2. Zinedine Kilbane
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      The cringiest video I ever seen

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  2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    @Nate
    My selection is only for Paris?
    Chosing men /women/both..... Is both mixed? 4 men, 4 women?

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    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ahh no

      Separate leaderboards and teams for both men and women. I'm playing the men's draw only

      So i've picked a team of 8 men. If you're going with both. You'll have to get 16

      The FFS league i run only considers the men's draw

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      1. Hamstergod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Did you already start the league? If yes, whats the name?

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        1. The Machine
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Just search FFS, my grav is the league

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          1. Hamstergod
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Thanks!

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          2. Hamstergod
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            joined, thanks for organizing!

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          3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Ok thx

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      2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Aah ok, well i'll have to do 16 then as i of course want to beat you all but womens tennis is da bomb. Only sport i prefer the womens, until pole dancing gets the olympic attention it needs.

        how do i find your league?

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        1. The Machine
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Must say women's tennis has really gone to the dogs. Awful stuff

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          1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Nah it has gone down a bit in quality the last few years that is a fact.
            But at least there is some excitment in watching a game, in mens tennis there are maybe 2-3 games worth watching quality-wise that are not already decided before game starts in a tourny.....

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        2. Hamstergod
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          If you do a Women's league, I'd join, created a women's team as well

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  3. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    If anyone interested, Robben says he WILL NOT be joining Yoonited or moving in general.

    http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/05/24/4837663/robben-rules-out-manchester-united-move?ICID=HP_BN_1

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    1. emperikal
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Happy to hear that. Not interested in Robben as a United fan tbh

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      1. Zinedine Kilbane
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Same, if going to be spending that sort of money, want it to be on someone who hasn't peaked just yet and get their best years

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  4. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    & here are a few lines & quotes on Costa's injury on whether he starts or not. What I will add is Spanish journalist Guillem Balague thinks it's highly unlikely he will play.....

    Star striker Costa remains a major doubt for the match because of a hamstring injury, though he did train with the squad on Friday evening ahead of the Lisbon showdown.

    Atletico are trying everything to get their star striker fit, including a course of treatment that involves horse placenta.

    Costa suffered the injury in last weekend's draw at Barcelona which clinched the Primera Liga title.

    That astonishing achievement will be eclipsed if they beat the city's aristocrats Real in the Portuguese capital.

    And coach Simeone remains confident that whether Costa is fit or not, they can clinch an incredible double.

    "We'll examine Costa but we have other injury doubts too," said Argentinian Simeone. "They trained better yesterday but we'll wait and see."

    Turkish midfielder Arda Turan was also hurt in the Nou Camp game, but appears more likely to make the starting line-up on Saturday than Costa.

    "Costa and Arda are important players but they're just names," Simeone added. "It will either be them playing or two other players that we know."

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  5. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Cheers for the replies on the last page - decided to go something bit different. Real to win 2-1 8/1 and real to win in extra time, also 8/1. good luck

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  6. The Machine
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Llois

    Sagna ____, ____, Evra

    Fill the two blanks please

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    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If it were me, Kos and Varane

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      1. emperikal
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        This. Though Varane hasn't played that much this season. Perhaps Kosc and Mangala

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Evra will be Shaw?

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      1. emperikal
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Shaw is French now? 😉

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        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😆 wow, don't have my head screwed on today

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      don't think even the manager knows

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    4. Bigo1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Debuchy well ahead of Sagna.
      Would be Varane and Kos, but Sakho scored two in the play off vs Ukraine. Will be hard to drop him.
      I would say Debushite Kos Sakho Evra

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    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'd have Mangala and Kosc by far but I think he'll go with Sakho and one other.

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  7. Baa
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    We should do that mini-fantasy game again today..

    Pick a starting XI and captain from QPR, Derby, Real Madrid or Athletico Madrid..

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    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      min 1 player from each team?

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      1. Baa
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I guess, I can't find the other guys post and I can't remember his rules! 🙁

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      2. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        You have to have 3 from 3 and 2 from 1 to put out 11.

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    2. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Courtois
      Carvajal Godin Ramos
      RGarcia Bale DiMaria Koke
      CRonaldo(c) CMartin CAustin

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  8. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Swedeeeeeeen 1-0 Russia

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  9. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What do we reckon will be starting lineups tonight?

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  10. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    best world cup team from your lifetime?

    ------------------------- kahn --------------------------
    --------- thuram ---- puyol ---- de boer ---------
    cafu -------------- deschamps ----------- carlos
    ------------- xavi --------------- zidane -------------
    ---------------------- rivaldo ---------------------------
    ------------------------ ronaldo -----------------------

    others posted were this by the light knight:

    ------------------------ Buffon -------------------------
    Cafu ------ Cannavaro -- Nesta ------- Carlos
    ---------------- Ballack - Zidane -------------------
    ----------------------- Rivaldo -------------------------
    ----------- Klose - Ronaldo - Batistuta --------

    and this by zinedine kilbane:

    ------------------------ Kahn ---------------------------
    Cafu ------ thuram -- cannavaro ------ Carlos
    Figo ---------- Zidane - Davids --------- rivaldo
    ---------------- Klose --- ronaldo -----------------

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    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I've been checking that out a bit and several things bug me about that site but i'll post my choices later.
      The definition of history is "not now" so i'll leave those still playing out of it.

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      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Aah, from my lifetime....

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        that's true. xavi and puyol out, nesta and laudrup in then on mine.

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Buffon
      Lahm Puyol T.Silva Cole
      Xabi Xavi
      Muller Zidane Iniesta
      Klose

      I really cant remember many from 06

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Shilton

        Cafu Baresi Cannavaro Maldini

        Matthaus Gascoigne

        Bergkamp Maradona Zidane

        Ronaldo

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        You must be really young 🙂

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        1. denial
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I vaguely remember 82, but 86 was first WC I watched most of.

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Ah it was Wilshere. Both of ours are fairly similar. Never seen Maradona play live!

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        2. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          19 😀

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      1994-2010 (I was too young during the 1990 WC)

      Buffon
      Cafu Cannavaro Baresi Lizarazu
      Figo Makelele Zizou
      Romario Ronaldo R. Baggio

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        You can tell I'm an Italy fan 😆

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      2. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Not enough Maldini in these sides. Lizarazu was part of a great France side but Paolo Maldini was a legend.

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Ah. Trying to do it on world cup performance as opposed to how great the player was.

          Liza was amazing in 1998.

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          1. Count of Monte Hristo
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Good point geezer

            Thuram was amazing in 98 also

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        2. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          completely forgot about lizarazu, damn

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    4. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Buffon
      Lahm-Puyol-Thuram-Carlos
      Zidane-Ballack
      Ronaldinho-Rivaldo-Klose
      Ronaldo
      Not sure whether i have placed them in proper position but I would go with this side as my fav side 🙂

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    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Makelele - the forgotten man 🙁

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        it should really be called the deschamps role, he was doing it before makelele made it cool

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    6. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Under my lifetime world cups seen, 82 onwards.Had it also included earlier it would have been snother story

      . Ravelli
      . Cafu, Mathaus, Baresi, Carlos
      . Falcao, Maradona, Ceulemans
      . Lineker, Ronaldo, Elkjaer

      Not great balance, but with those cb you need no more.....
      And yep i am swedish, so had to be a bit patriotic but it aint that wrong in Ravellis case.

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        falcao in centre midfield http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY75SCMkHRc

        don't worry i know who it is, roma hall of fame member

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        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Haha, there must be something in the water in Rome, cause Totti aint no nobel prize winner either

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    7. The Missing Link
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I cant see past Cannavaro in 2006 as one of the defenders. An absolute machine in the tournament.

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    8. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Buffon
      Cafu, Nesta, Cannavaro, Maldini
      Makelele, Xavi
      Ronaldinho, Zidane, Rivaldo
      Ronaldo

      Why does Carlos get into so many of these teams ahead of Maldini? I guess it can be argued as he was in a more successful World Cup team but Maldini was the better player of the two.

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    9. The 12th Man
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Bats
      Maldini, R.Koeman, A Brehme

      Zico, Platini, Mattaeus, Scifo
      Maradona

      Klose, P. Rossi

      Bench- W.Zenga, Josimar, Sheedy, Milla, Schillaci, B. Robson, Lineker

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  11. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Posting it on behalf of BAA 🙂

    GW 40 Game 😛

    anyone else want to select an 11 for today's games, same rules as fpl, must be a formation recognised by fpl, must have 11 players, max of 3 from these teams, QPR, Derby, Real Madrid and Athletico Madrid..

    and your captain from any team.

    My Team

    Courtois
    Godin Ramos Wisdom
    RGarcia Bale Barton Hughes
    CRonaldo(c) CMartin CAustin

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    1. Baa
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        post your team mate..

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    2. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Dunno if I can enter, but here's my team for entry if ok...

      Casillas,
      Miranda, Forsyth, Hill,
      Bryson, Di Marie, Hoillet, Koke,
      Ronaldo(c), Austin, Martin

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Same team and captain as Baa please.

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    4. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Courtois
      Ramos, Forsyth, Miranda
      Bryson, Bale, Koke, Barton
      Benzema, Austin, Martin

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      1. Holmes
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Armband on Bryson

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    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Courtois
      Godin, Hill, Onuoha
      Di Maria, Bale, Bryson, Koke
      Ronaldo (c), Austin, Martin

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  12. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    (News on Gerard Deulofeu not staying at Everton)

    What a shame, if he were to have stayed could have been excellent pick if classed as midfielder.

    Any hopes that Roberto Martinez had of keeping Deulofeu were dashed earlier this week when Barcelona announced that he would be a part of Luis Enrique's plans for next season at the Nou Camp.

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  13. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    How come we aren't allowed to pick our teams for the McDonalds fantasy game?

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      the staff are probably fed on mcdonalds so the person whose job it is to press the button is still climbing the stairs

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  14. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I don't like the argument about which league is stronger based on the participants of the CL final. The Bundesliga wasn't the strongest league last year because it was a Dortmund v Bayern final nor is La Liga the strongest league based on a Real v Atletico final. It's a knockout competition independent of any domestic campaign. It's the 2 strongest teams in Europe at the time and the leagues they represent should not be factored in.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Agreed. Though it does add a little bit of weight to those saying that league is strongest.

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Indeed. People forget it's not the top teams that decide the strength of the league but it's the bottom half of the league that make the league more competitive. And that's not reflected in the Champions League.

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  15. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    BREAKING PLAY OFF FINAL TEAM NEWS: Ravael Morrison on bench

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  16. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Very excited about the champs league final.

    What are your predictions?? Would love Atleti to win but can't really see it.

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    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      3-1 Real I reckon

      0-0 is the best it could get for Atletico and hold out for pens or a set piece but I can't see them keeping Ronaldo, Bale, Benzema, Modric and Di Maria quiet.

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      2-1

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  17. WorldCupDanB
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Have any of the recent doubts definitely been ruled out of the champions league match tonight?

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    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Costa has.

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      1. Respect My Authoritah
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Nope, did full training today

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        1. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Yeap this. Seemed encouraging yesterday from Simeone but not sure if he will start him or not.

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  18. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    For the younger viewers there were some fantastic players long before Messi and Ronaldo:
    - Franz Beckenbauer
    - Eusebio
    - bobby Charlton
    - Johan Cruff
    - Ferenc Puskas *
    - Ronaldo ( de Lima )
    - Zinedine Zidane
    - Maradonna
    - Pele
    Outside of Puskas I've seen all of them at some point in my life.

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      John Charles...

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Gerd Müller was another.

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hard to compare players because football has changed so much. I watched part of a 1970's Brazil teams world cup game, and the players seem to just walk. The standard just looked so much lower.

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    3. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I have seen Ronaldo, Zidane play, Few Games of Maradona and Pele.
      Others i have only heard off, never tried to watch them.

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    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Gre-No-Li is worth a search too, especially the "No" part.

      When Schevchenko scored his 100th goal in Italy for Milan some of the older fans were saying meh..
      "If he now doubles that, then scores 26 more, just then we will compare him to ill cannioneri".
      They spoke of Gunnar Nordahl, he scored 225 times in seria A, 210 for Milan.
      Won olympic gold in London 48.
      Swedish champion 4 times, top scorer 4 times.
      Seria A champion 2 times
      Has won top scorer in Seria A 5 times (most ever, no one on 4, some on 3). Out of those that scored more then a 100 goals in seria A he has the highest goal/game with 0.77 (in national team he had 1.3)
      He is still nr 3 in all time goal scorer in Seria A, nr 1 out of foreign players.

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    5. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      You must be 70 years old 😯

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      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Nah, not even close... But he played in my hometown and made us champions 4 times, we have him as statue outside arena, i took his autograph when i saw him at agame when i was a small kid. He should be in our towns mothers milk. He is still a hero in italy

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    6. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Johan Cruyff, still my favourite player of all time
      74 my favourite World Cup

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        That's a very Irish name you have Sean ,
        Any connection to Ireland ?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Player rents out house.

      Must be a slow day for news 😀

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  19. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    #DCFC starting XI Vs #QPR: Grant, Wisdom, Buxton, Keogh (C), Forsyth, Thorne, Hughes, Hendrick, Russell, Ward, Martin #PlayOffFinal

    COME ON YOU RAMS!

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    1. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'll ram you!!!

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Ewe what?

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Clever!

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        2. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😀

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  20. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    The new Bayern kit looks like a Crystal Palace throwback

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  21. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Following on from the post above...

    I saw Ronaldo play twice, first time, was for Utd, I didnt even notice him playing.

    Second time, he scored 3 goals, but he didnt play good at all. One was a crap free kick, the wall was pathetic. He didnt even hit the ball good. The other 2 were headers from corners.

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  22. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    PS - my haircut turned out good 😎

    A lot better than the last one!!

    Hairdressers fees should be based on performance!!

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    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      ‘How do you get your barber to cut your hair that way?’

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Strimmer.

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Oh you just insult him !
        😉

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      http://i.imgur.com/4XFaTaE.jpg

      you do look better

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        My ear looks like a massive question mark!!

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Hehe Brilliant !
        🙂

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  23. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    #QPR side v #DCFC: Green; Simpson, Dunne, Onuoha, Hill; O'Neill, Barton, Kranjcar; Hoilett, Doyle Austin. #PlayOffFinal

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    1. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I thought it was on Bank Holiday Monday 😯

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I thought Barton played for city !

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        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Oh he did ... 3 seasons ago when he handed City the league when it looked like United had it on their hands 🙁

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          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            The Sheik got to him IMO.

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            1. HVT
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Hope justice is served COY Rams !!!

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  24. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Only 7 or 8 weeks to go...

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    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      For another haircut ?

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        FPL!!!

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  25. Frank Black
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Is it possible that PSG is going to buy Hazard too? I mean, with the FFP and all? They spent 50 mil for Luiz, i can't see how they can spend 80 or so for Hazard now.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      FFP means nothing to them.

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    2. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      By selling some of their players.

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Cavani for a start.

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        1. Frank Black
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          He's an overrated player, he would buy him? Hazard going to PSG and Cavani to Chelsea would make no sense whatsoever.

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          1. r0nh
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            It would make more sense than him buying himself...

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            1. Frank Black
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Mmmh, not sure about that.

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    3. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      They're interested, but Chelsea WON'T sell

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  26. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Have you ever took Viagra?

    What was it like?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It was hard.

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Link?

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    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I did , small blue pill.

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Saturday Sarcasm 😎

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    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I took one a few years back while I was very intoxicated,had no effect,well that's what I thought until I woke the following morning 😯

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  27. Winter_is_coming
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Sorry guys, Derby vs QPR...there will be a second leg??

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      No

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  28. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Are their actually any Female posters on here outside of Christina / pink fish and Jk when he gets his knickers in a twist ?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      o/

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      mr messi

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    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Is Christina actually a female?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        After the operation yes

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    4. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I think the mod with a purple bear for a grav is female.

      Roscola, or whatever u call her.

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        The Bunny Grav ?

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Yeap.

          I can tell.

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  29. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Speaking of women...

    What about that woman that deliberately went out of her way to read through her bosses private emails...

    Then sold the content to the newspapers to try & get her face on TV 😯

    Claiming his private emails, jokes that may have been sexist, were insulting to women everywhere...

    She should be locked up!!! In the kitchen!!

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      luckily this is on the bottom of the page

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        🙁

        I should have counted!

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