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With a quarter of the season now gone, we’ve decided to cast an eye over the shooting accuracy of the Premier League’s finest in this, our latest Numbers Game article for Members.

In order to eliminate most anomalies here, only those players who have had at least 10 shots at goal and have at least 2 goals are analysed. This still leaves a substantial sample size of the top flight’s main men to scour over and turns up the usual array of interesting results.

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  1. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Adam should be back for this gameweek, shouldn't he? It helps to see that Blackpool arn't playing til Monday

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      he is back

      i think his pride was hurt more then the injury hurt him....that goal he made for zigic was shocking

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  2. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Bale & Tevez -> Elmander & Fab

    I was hoping to do it tomorrow but should I just do it tonight? What you think?

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    1. goooners
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      good short term, not sure about the long term though...

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  3. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    not a striker but i read the other day elmohamady has had the most shots this season without getting one on target.

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  4. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    walcott is the most clinical finisher? how things change. can sergeant speedy pants actually turn into a footballer after all.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      no, sorry, you just cant be brilliant having started playing at 17, im sorry. He should stick to rentboying.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        +1

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      2. Alex Hunter
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        right, there's an element to the game called skill/vision which takes years to develop- he's still very raw indeed.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Pity by the time that comes he'll be slow and injury prone - see M.Owen.

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Unlikely i'd say.

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  5. Prhymeate
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Is it worth odemwingie > Elmander this week? (or a better forward for 5.9 or less.. varney, Rodallega, dembele maybe?)

    If I do, it'll mean I have no cash left and can't swap bosingwa for alex if bosingwa doesn't start.

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    1. goooners
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      depends if you have 11 decent players to play already. If you can keep odemwingie on the bench for this week, then you will have him when he comes back again and picks up where he left off

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      1. Prhymeate
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        I would have started Albrighton and benched him but he is on a red and i doubt my defence will keep clean sheets. I can always just put elmander in for one week and get odemwingie back in next week i guess. I just need a crystal ball to see if bosingwa will start on saturday.

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  6. fuloptothebrum
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any news on Alex and Kolarov yet?

    Plan was to bring in Kolarov this week for Dann...

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  7. kings of kafiristan
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    thanks...nice stat table
    elmander it is...erm i think

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      God's Holy Trousers - thinking of him too if I decide to bin Tevez, although the stats are unfavourable I'm also thinking of Yakubu as Everton have some nice fixtures

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      1. PFOR
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yakubu couldn't finish his dinner. Actually wait..

        Bad example but you get the point 😉

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I just think whichever mule Everton stick upfront (pref Saha) might do well

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          good god, not yakubu

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          1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Hey RBJ, what news with the Nigerian email windup?

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            1. The Bandit
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              He got bored and gave them the money! 🙂

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                15 years, 1 month ago

                update coming later! 🙂

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                1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Great, waiting expectantly.

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        3. Gaz Downright
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          lol

          that monster is 110% muscle though - his dinner is two whole chickens, a twelver of eggs, a small village and 1 blue fin tuna - not a gram of fat on his body

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      2. sy
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yakubu has competition so I'd rather invest in an everton midfielder!

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      3. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        i'd rather have a back sack and crack, or chamakh, than the the yak.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Moment of madness - begone from this child of God you vile creature of darkness - ahh feel better now. Yeah Yakubu is shite. 🙂

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          1. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            he shouldn't be shite though. top player in the past just failing to hit the target this year. punting on saha to get the nod over him in the orphanage this week

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              15 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah seen the orphanage took a beating last week. Looking forward to seeing Rooney / RVP strike force making their orphanage debuts in a couple of weeks

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  8. Attila the Bum
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    What an awful decision to play a wildcard for a player that scored me one point and is now giving me nightmares over whether to keep him or not. Where was Buggu when I needed him? Why did Paul the Octopus have to die? How do they get the figs into fig rolls?
    *sigh*
    Anyway for all you Mancunian hopefuls Sneijder has signed a new deal with Inter
    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6473480,00.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
    Would have liked to have seen him in the Premiership, alongside Barton and Tiote preferably.

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  9. Super-Hans
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    would tevez out, Ade in be mental?

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    1. Just One More Thing
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Absolutely mental.

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    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Plenty doing it, I wouldn't if I had Tevez though.

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      1. Super-Hans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        why? Do you think he will be back any day soon, or do you think Ade will remain on the bench?

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        1. Just One More Thing
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          He's due back in training on Monday according to reports - I don't think the injury is serious; and City are probably resting him and trying to lessen his homesickness at the sametime.

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          1. Super-Hans
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            ok....! I think he might not come back...ever, but I see your point! Cheers.

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    3. cucumber
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I would consider chamakh for a few weeks while tevez is injured

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      1. Super-Hans
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        I'm just worried Bendtner will get a run, or v.persie will play against Newcastle...! Chamack might only get 2x60min in the two next games...!

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Ladyboywhore may get even less if Balotelli is fit.

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    4. greghammer95
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Nah,play it safe get Heskey

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  10. Just One More Thing
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Want to avoid a 4 point hit this week so will have to go with 4 at the back (Etuhu still out).

    Which one would you drop out of:
    Konchesky/Coleman/Bosingwa/Dann/Foley?

    I fancy a cheeky punt on Foley at home to City (with no Tevez), so am thinking Dann - will have Krul in between the sticks.
    What do you reckon?

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    1. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Who is your other keeper? I have Foster and Krul but I'm playing Foster because I don't see krul keeping a clean sheet in a derby against Sunderland,no matter how bad they are away from home. but anyway, back to the question - I would probably bench Konchesky given Liverpool's awful form

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      1. goooners
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I think winning at Blackburn could have been a big turning point for Liverpool, I think they will win, but away at Bolton is a tough place to keep a clean sheet

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      2. Just One More Thing
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        I've got Foster and Krul; don't want to play Foster and Dann tbh. Didn't last week and I lost out 🙁

        I just feel the first week I leave Konchesky on my bench, he'll get an assist or low and behold...a cleansheet!

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        1. cucumber
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I have all the same players. except I have no choice but to play konchesky and dann this week

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    2. goooners
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think Dann will keep a clean sheet away in a local derby. So that might be worth a punt. Wolves could hack all of Man City's attacking players out of the game anyway

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  11. BMox81
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    I really wish we (Chelsea) had bid for him when he was available - Inter got a bloody good bargain.

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    1. BMox81
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Sneijder that is.

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    2. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      i would have gouged out my eye-balls if he went to chelsea.

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  12. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    anyone else having trouble connecting to the fifa 11 servers?

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    1. IAmTheWalrus
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      ya for last half hour or so

      guess its down

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    2. trisonetwo
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      haha when do i not?

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  13. IAmTheWalrus
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    super stuff sir paulos ,

    but,

    no dembele in the list.... criminal 😀

    and im sure greggy will be looking for heskey stats 😀

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  14. yanky
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Dear FPL Market,

    I need a berbs drop then I take him for .1 cheaper for tevez and then I feel better about another 4pt hit making -8pt for gwk

    K thnx,
    Yanky

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    1. goooners
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Chamakh

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      1. yanky
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Will he play 90 week in and week out?

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  15. Fan Mac
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Nice stats Paul. Its not unusal from you.
    whom will you all suggest for 4.0 defender
    Foley/Simpson/Tamas???

    This is all part of making way to Fabregas in a big picture and getting rid of Alex

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    1. HST
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Simpson by a margin.

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      1. Fan Mac
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks mate,
        Simpson plays rightback, right. Is he the best one to choose from Newcastle. I have already Krul so was having different thoughts of doubling NewCastle.

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        1. IAmTheWalrus
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          he sure is!

          could be a real bargain!

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          1. Fan Mac
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            All I knew about him is that he’s from Man United youth academy.
            and this wonder goal i found in youtube
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pibC5EPCyjk

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        2. HST
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Doubling Newcastle defence is not ideal.

          Can you afford Jara of WBA?

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          1. Fan Mac
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I miss it badly by .1, although Tamas is on my reach

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  16. HST
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Did Theo's sister get moderated?

    How weird.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      No, (s)he's on t'other article

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      1. HST
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Ah, I miss her huge pecs already.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          And her twelve inch clitoris

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          1. HST
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I vomited.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              My work here is done

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          2. applebonkers
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            15 years, 1 month ago

            lol

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          3. Alex Hunter
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            oh my word attila, you are a sick sick man. please go repent this instant ha!

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              I'll be flagellating myself over that one alright 😉

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  17. Wesley Sneijder at OT
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    My team:

    Foster (Stockdale)
    Coleman, Vidic, Mummy ( Alcaraz, P. Jones)
    Malouda, Nani, Fabs(C), VDV, Nasri
    Hernandez, Carroll ( Tevez)

    Should i replace Carroll for anyone ???

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    1. Declan
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Drogba 😉

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I'd leave well alone - great midfield. Little Pea is a short-term gamble that could easily come off.

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    3. Camzy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Definitely not.

      Your team is good. I wouldn't personally have dropped Drogba, but you've made the move, and good luck to you.

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  18. goooners
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Who should I leave on the bench,
    Konchesky or Salcido?

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    1. Damo.
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      why leave salcido on the bench he's at home no?

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      1. goooners
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        but Wigan have been scoring a lot of goals lately with Rodellega and N'Zogbia, I will probably go for him though.

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  19. StormYouDown
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Is it worth taking out Tevez for either Chamakh or Hernandez for a 4 point hit? Which would be best:
    A. Chamakh
    B. Hernandez

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    1. fuloptothebrum
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      A because of fixtures, don't know if I'd do it though. Hits have generally not been worth it so far this season

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Not worth a 4 point hit with Tevez possibly back next week. Chamakh's gametime could be reduced by Bendtner's return.

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I've just, prematurely, done Tevez -> Chamakh for an 8 point hit. But have other future plans... heheheh

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      1. Acer
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Madness

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      2. StormYouDown
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks. Yeah, I'll probably leave Tevez in, and be patient.... and wait for him to come back?

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    4. goooners
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      depends if you have decent subs. Chamakh should not be threatened by Bentner. Chamakh is a better player and Bentner played in the Carling Cup midweek.

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    5. Camzy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      No.

      Tevez will be back next week if reports are true about him reporting back for training on Monday.

      If he's out for only one week, he's a keeper.

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      1. Ibracadabra
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Agreed 100%.

        I am keeping him and hope he will play against West Brom while all my other rivals will have dropped him by then.

        If I had bought at 10.7 or 10.8 I would drop but I bought at 10.4M so even if he drops to 10.8M it's a waste to try and get him back in 3-4 weeks.

        I have other problems to take care of because Gohouri (WIG) is losing his place to Caldwell.

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  20. Morrissey1986
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Chamakh in my opinon is a waste now Bendy looks tasty and good againa and RVP back in the mixer. I am tempted to gamble this week but on what I don't know need to get rid of Carlito.

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    1. Acer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      No way, he is miles better than Bendtner and RVP still isn't fit. He should still get 70 or 80 mins every time.

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  21. pewty
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    A lot of transfers in for Chamakh this week - another price rise imminent.

    I'm not convinced he'll play 90 in both of the next 2 (easier) games with so many options for Wenger - particularly with Bendtner and Walcott back from injury and in form. Chamakh has played every game so far but hasn't finished the last 2 - he must be due a rest...

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    1. _Freddo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Isnt that what just happened in midweek?

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Nice username. You really obssessed with Utd aren't you, it's so touching.

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  22. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Who shall I bench this week? Team is linked in my name. I've changed Gerrard to Fabregas (captaining)

    Cheers

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Bench Foster/Boateng/Dann/Bale (3-4-3)

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      1. Jairzinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers - I've got Malouda on the bench at the moment. Really struggling with choosing my first sub!

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        1. Jairzinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          With Foster, Bale and Dann benched as well.

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  23. Fan Mac
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    All I knew about him is that he's from Man United youth academy.
    and this wonder goal i found in youtube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pibC5EPCyjk

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  24. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    With or without Tevez? Need help for Wildcard

    FERGUSON(usually benched), VDV, Nani, Fabs, ADAM
    Drogba, Carrol,TEVEZ

    or

    NASRI, VDV, Nani, Fabs, ARTETA,
    Drogba, VARNEY(usually benched), Carrol

    or even

    NASRI, FERGUSON (usually benched), Nani, Fabs, MALOUDA
    Drogba, Carrol, ELMANDEr

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    1. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      2 or 3

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        So getting rid of Tevez, then?

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    2. Fan Mac
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      2, but i dont like doubling arsenal midfielder there, you can get Adam/ Brunt/Nolan/Nzog/ for Nasri

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  25. cucumber
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    My defence for this week is

    Foster (Krul)
    Elmo Toure Dann (Konchesky,Jones)

    My rivals usual defence is

    Hart
    Cole Dann Ridgewell R.Johnson

    His defence got him 41 points alone last week and its becoming really akward. Is there any way to keep up with the points his defence scores other than just hope birmingham loose?

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    1. Andrew
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Do you know if there will be a good old scoutcast this week? I enjoy listening to those. 🙂

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Not this week - Andy was on this morning giving us the bad news.

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        1. Alex Hunter
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          that's two in a row now isn't it?

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          1. Andrew
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Shame!

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    2. goooners
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Toure is injure for this week. And as he has Cashley that is giving him pretty much 9 points a week. So just change toure.

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    3. Camzy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You're crazy to play both Foster and Krul.

      Play Krul and Konchesky instead.

      Birmingham are away in a derby against Villa. They are very likely to concede.

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      1. Alex Hunter
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        ahh the voice of reason has returned.

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        1. Camzy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I'm sorry I didn't reply to you last night. Had an early night (2:00 am :P)

          Your team is good, you'll do fine.

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      2. Joey
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Camzy, whats ur team for this week

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        1. Camzy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          A good team 🙂

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          1. Joey
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            care to share 😉

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              What's your team this week demilovato?

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              1. Joey
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Krul

                Sagna Coleman elmohammady skrtel

                malouda nani adam fabregas

                drogba berbatov

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            2. Camzy
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Krul

              Cole, Elmohamady, Coleman, Alcaraz

              Fabregas, Nani, Van Der Vaart, Nasri

              Drogba, Carroll

              (Krul, Emerton, Jara, Tevez)

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      3. Countryside Ram
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        is that 1st line a serious statment?

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      4. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        How do you play both Foster & Krul?

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        1. Camzy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Wow caught me!

          Mistake there.

          I meant Foster and Dann!

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    4. Countryside Ram
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      3 brum defnders lol. he will have weeks like that with tripling up

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  26. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    a little thing for jamsiep:
    joe cole was nominated for the ballon d'or in 2006 after winning player's player of the year for chelsea in their title winning season.

    i expect an asamaoah gyan related comeback.

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    1. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      In another Asamoah Gyan related comeback it is also remarkable that Luis Suárez won it in 1960

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        first sperm to win the the award 🙂

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      oh and PFA team of the year 2006.

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  27. fuloptothebrum
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any kolarov news?

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    1. Joey
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      he's returned to training.

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  28. snipsnap369
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Who reckons Malouda will be rested this weekend?

    He's down as a doubt in the team news??

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    1. Katie
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Moi

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Its "Me". 😉

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Its is "It's" lol.

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          1. Alex Hunter
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            ya i know the feeling, these posts take so much longer when she's around because i have to actually read it before posting.

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            1. snipsnap369
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              and Malouda??

              lol

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                I doubt it snipsnap369. Last week was more likely.

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            2. TorresMagic™
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              My problem is I read it whilst it's posting & notice the mistake that my spell checker doesn't. 🙁

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            3. Seanigula
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              a condition of your parole? (she's over 18 if that helps)

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              1. Alex Hunter
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                oh believe me, we have her whole bio not to worry. and no smart-ass, she's just notorious for catching grammar/spelling errors- beware!

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      if they want to rest him they'll rest him for the spartak moscow game. he's just had a week off

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    3. Countryside Ram
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      it wouldn't be a disaster as most people have him.

      would mean i could play either N'Zog or alcaraz

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Plenty here don't have Malouda anymore.

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  29. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    worth an 8 point hit to bring in Cashley for Toure

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    1. Alex Hunter
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      rule #31, never take hits for a defender and i hope that octopus rots in hell.

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      1. Seanigula
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        that octopus was a legend...Lawro couldn't match those stats in a million years

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        1. Alex Hunter
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          lawro is shiite, i beat him nearly every week.

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          1. Seanigula
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            even Kobe Bryant tied him a while back...if Kobe had beat him by a few I could say that Kobe raped him...

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            1. Alex Hunter
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              easy buddy, you're talking to a hardcore Lakers fan here. four teams you don't mess with...United, Lakers, Nederland and UofA Wildcats.

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              1. Seanigula
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                the first 3 I get...but U of Arizona hasn't been relevant for a while...the whole Pac 10 is so bad that they are making Oregon look unstoppable

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                1. Alex Hunter
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Doesn't matter, it's my alma mater and I follow basketball and their American football. I don't pick my teams because of how well they're doing or winning. United because Cantona was my favourite* player as a kid and it stuck, Lakers because my father was and I grew up close to L.A. w/them, Holland because I liked a lot of their players since I was little, the color orange and style of football they play/played. I don't and will never change my teams.

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  30. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    NIgerian phisher update;

    Hi Antonio,

    all is goin well with my Raccoon bitten bum, you'll be gald to know- the doctor said i had a lovely ass for a 64 year old too- the dirty old bugger! Apparently there's a chance of a raccoon infection, which could impact my kidney operation in December. If i catch raccoon, the doctor said there's a 50/50 chance ill be rummaging in garbage by December. Otherwise,I had to get a tow truck for my Rascal, it's a big hog, and too heavy for my relatives to carry in their mercedes. I got a sick note from the doctor, as i couldnt go into work with my bleeding asshole, but I feel great tonight. Ill have my rascal back tomorow and i can go to western Union early tomorrow afternoon and send you the money, as i have a certificate to stay off work for two days! Hooray.

    Antonio, i must say, i feel like im really geting to know you well this past week. Im lonely,as my husband died in a luge accident some years ago, and im always a bit horney. WHat age are you? Because if youre in your forties or more , or even your thirties, you don't have to pay me back all in money if you know what i mean, we can have some rumpy pumpy if i come to Dublin Ireland for my holidays? I love a bit of filth!

    Have a think about it anyway.

    Just know Antonio, that i think i love you, and ill haev all your money in the western UNion so you can get home for the weekend tomorrow.

    SOrry for the delay, but im just happy i didnt catch Raccoon!

    Your piece of crumpet, Jeanine xxx

    Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:12:35 +0100

    Subject: RE: WESTERN UNION DETAILS NEEDED.
    To:

    What's going on? Please keep me posted.
    On Wed, 27/10/10, wrote:

    Antonio!

    I was on my way to the bank and my Rascal broke down- its a little motorised wheelchair that takes me around because of my arthritis. I got stuck on the main highway on the way into the city, and had to wait until a relative came to pick me up as i cannot aford a taxi. I was also bitten by a raccoon as i was waiting. I'm so sorry, the money is in my purse though, i just have to wait now for the shops to open on my lunch tomorow. Is that ok? WIll you be ok in Cardiff until then?

    Dearest apologies Antonio (my bum is so sore!The raccoon bit me so hard )

    Do you forgive me, can you wait until tomorrow?

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Great stuff! Luge accident!

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    2. Alex Hunter
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      lol, RBJ i believe you've found your calling- creative writing/fictional author.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        i think im aiming for it to be honest, if i can get my shit together 🙂

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        1. Seanigula
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          "Penthouse Letters" is perfect for ya

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