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After kicking off our series of Big Numbers articles with a look at the best performing Defenders over the first three Gameweeks, we now move further up the pitch. This time round we focus on midfielders, with a trio of summer signings all showing plenty of promise in their new surroundings.

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  1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Can Andy Townsend please feck off?
    Would actually prefer Michael Owen.

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hang on, that's too far.....

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I wouldn't go that far 😯

    3. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'd prefer if they played audio recordings of cats being disembowelled.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        That's always fun listening to.

        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Especially with the parents.

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Link?

          1. Somalion
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            No links, just a fun Thursday night out in the estate.

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              😀

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Wash your mouth out 😯

            2. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              *vomits everywhere*

              You're sick.

    4. 3 years & counting
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Andy Townsend is a tool

    5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If only Robbie Earle hadn't sold his tickets to some fitties.
      If only big Ron hadn't trained malky mackay

    6. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      WOAH.

      Stop the bus

  2. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Naismith might be the great differential..

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If 1m people sold him.

      1. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆

  3. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Radamel Welbeck

    1. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Essential

  4. Jay_
      11 years, 3 months ago

      On a WC bring in Welbz for Falcao just until Sat ? Or will he not even rise .1 let alone .2 ?

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Just 0.1

    • The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You know you are REALLY shit when you are subbed before the injured guy 😉

    • Sadio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      How has Henderson looked today?

      1. 3 years & counting
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Better than Wilshere

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Oooh...nasty.

          1. 3 years & counting
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            It's true, Wilshere offers nothing.

            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              But harsh on Jordan.

              1. 3 years & counting
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                I guess you have a point there.

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Pretty handsome. Hair is intact.

    • VillaDan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Good riddance to Wilshere. What odds though that he still gets picked ahead of Delph for the next match though

      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Gotta have the tampon in the team.

    • Ser Football 42
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Still sticking with Sanchez over wellbeck

    • 7shadesofsmoke
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Just back from some sweet bootcamp training.

      Whats the story?

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        X-factor?

        1. 7shadesofsmoke
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          😆

          now i feel glad for all the running, it COULD have been worse! 😀

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Sterling. Cross. Welbz. Shin. 1-0.

        1. 7shadesofsmoke
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Nice, Welbeck essential now then?

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            No chance

          2. Debauchy
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Was always

            1. 7shadesofsmoke
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              😆

      3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Andy Townsend is a punt.
        England are a bit shit.
        Switzerland are worse

        1. 7shadesofsmoke
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Townsend lost me when he said "Pedro is a weak link" while covering a Barca game.

          He was on about 20 goals and 20 assists at that point in the season...

      4. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        If Welbeck was 11.5m in Fpl everyone would be clambering for him

        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          😯

          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            😉

        2. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Well that shouldn't be here :grin

    • Cheggers v2
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Well that's phil outta my team

      1. 7shadesofsmoke
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Wildcard!

    • Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Jones injured. Not like that wasn't definitely going to happen.

      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Looked like cramp to me.

        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Be surprised if just that. Didn't look the worst but with him it's always touch and go, will probably sprain an ankle on the way to the changing room.

          1. MJ6987
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Yeah, he's a nightmare with injuries

            1. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Tis the issue, can't fault his passion but my days does he throw himself around.

    • Damo.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      "looks like a bit of a hamstring" Righto Andy

    • Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Right so I now need to lose Jones. Jones to Ivanovich is tempting.

      1. Exilizer
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        sounds good if you can afford.

      2. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Wow, yes

      3. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        It's an ideal opportunity to be Ivanhoe in.

      4. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        You'll soon have the same team as me 🙂

    • Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Great. Phil Jones.

    • Giovanni Giorgio
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Jones off injured. Of course.....
      WC it is.

    • Total Foot 5
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      ffs dont tell me Jones injured again. 2-3 weeks agan on the sidelines...? jove, haz, dcosta, jones, etc and my team looking like red cross potentially.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I think this happened to me last season. Four reds by GW4.

    • Damo.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Will that keep Blackett in the team if he's out? He's gonna troll me all season I just know it

      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Depends if LVG persists with 352

        1. Damo.
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          He will though surely. Nice one.

    • Jay_
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Stones is terrible

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I'd have played Chambers at RB.

          1. Jay_
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Same

            • MJ6987
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Clyne surely!

              1. Lucy.
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Haha yeah but of those in the squad 😉

        2. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          A Rooney goal would set things up nicely for the weekend 🙂

        3. Declan
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Sanogo goal

          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Cant handle dis

          2. The Bandit
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Didn't even know he was English

        4. Red Elephant
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          What would Grim do if Welbz scored again tonight?

          1. Fantasy Gold
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            I'd clap sarcastically.

        5. Paul Psychic Octopus
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Stones will hopefully be a great England centre back. But as a right back, he is very limited going forward. Crazy why Clyne isn't even considered

          1. VillaDan
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Yeah feel a bit sorry for Stones. He clearly isn't an RB

          2. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Or even Chambers who is siting on that bench.

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              *sitting

        6. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Stones over Clyne is one of the worst decisions I've ever seen...

          1. Fantasy Gold
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            If you were Clyne you'd be fuming

            1. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              I'd nearly be tempted to refuse to play for England.

        7. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Rooney played a good part in the goal

          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            That 10 yard pass was world class

            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              It was the best available.

            2. Red Elephant
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              LMAO

            3. Costa in Wengerland
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              😀

          2. Just A Hat
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            he played a part alright

        8. Exilizer
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          pen if ever I have seen one...

          1. 3 years & counting
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Are you having a laugh?

          2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            You've never seen a pen????
            Wow

            1. 3 years & counting
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Yes smart arse

              1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                ?
                We were in agreement?

          3. 7shadesofsmoke
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Delphinitely a pen.

            1. Exilizer
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              😛

        9. Boz
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Feck off Phil Jones. I wanted to save my FT..

          Jones > Moreno looking likely

          1. Exilizer
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            you should be glad!

          2. Red Elephant
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Blessing in disguise, really.

        10. RÏÉ BY
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          their goalie is nearly as bad as hart

          1. Costa in Wengerland
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            😀

          2. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Hart is head and shoulders above him

        11. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          That did look like a penalty.

        12. Red Elephant
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Dooop-deee-do!