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12 March 2015 1988 comments
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Simon March, aka Dufflinks, has been hanging around these pages since August 2011. A veteran of six Fantasy Premier League seasons, this campaign started more casual than ever, with Simon resigned to snatching the occasional live match from the other side of the world.

Against the odds, by Boxing Day he was fourth in the world. Six weeks ago, he reached the summit. As you read this, Simon sits on top of the FPL world by 30 points with his Wildcard still tucked away in his pocket and the whole Fantasy Football Scout community behind him. No pressure.

With Granville absent with a hangover from a mid-life stag do and another United disappointment, this week’s ScoutCast is dedicated to Simon’s story, as he wakes in the early hours to join Jonty and myself for a special edition.

We overcome countless gremlins to discuss how Simon gets by on rations of four live matches a season, how he can recall every point hit he’s ever taken and how one lucky cat may just hold the secret to his success over the remaining ten Gameweeks.

We end this episode with a shout-out to community legend, Doosra – get well soon Doos.

We’ve included a fully edited version of the ScoutCast on iTunes and via this link or the player below.

If you want to see Simon, myself, Jonty and the lucky cat in person, you can view the full un-edited Hangout movie below. Be warned – it really is a “warts and all” production.

Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel if you want to get an alert for next week’s Hangout and future live episodes.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ellelelle
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hazard or Silva?

    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      both.. with a gun to my head it will be Hazard..

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        😆 just pictured being kidnapped, thrown into a van, taken to a cellar, gun against the head with an eastern European screaming in your face HAZARD or SILVA !

        1. ellelelle
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          NOW YOU CHOOSE!

          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Hazard for me too 🙂

            1. ellelelle
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              thank you kindly

        2. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Maruti Van in India

          1. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            hey MOIN guess you are from india!!which state?

            1. Moin
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              I'm from a Union Territory actually 😛

            2. Siva Mohan
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Delhi-ite .. Bangalorean here..

              1. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 9 months ago

                mumbaikar here.....cheers!!

                1. Moin
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 9 months ago

                  Get a Grav man! something Beefy? 😉

                  1. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
                    • 11 Years
                    10 years, 9 months ago

                    haha... 😆

        3. Siva Mohan
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          *screaming in albanian 😆

        4. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          *Daniel

          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            😆

      2. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I would like both myself but it's all about the money innit

        1. Siva Mohan
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Hazard then..

          1. ellelelle
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            thank you kindly, you are free to g.

          2. ellelelle
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            go*

            1. Siva Mohan
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              ha ha.. thanks

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Haz

      1. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Second response confirming my gut (hazard). Maybe this should settle it.

      2. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        go*

  2. Richd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Are Chelsea defenders that essential?

    Basically, I can go as high as Terry, or go more budget to keep some funds available. Naughton, Dawson and Schlupp look like decent budget options leaving me more fund flexibility.

    Be interested to see everyones thoughts regarding this ?

    1. foley_fd
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ivan's recent points haul makes him seem essential, but Terry isn't. The other 4 definitely aren't.

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ivan/Toby + 3cheapies the way to go IMO.

      1. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        if you have the cash then Ivan+terry+toby+dawson+naughton is not bad eithert..

        1. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          *either

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm happy with Zouma, although my circumstances make him a viable option. Certainly not for everyone.

    4. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not essential but the closest to it. Fixtures are fine, a DGW with a blank already dealt with, it allows you to get players in for 34 who also play 33 which is important.

      1. Richd
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I do have the luxury of Wildcard, so that point is less valuable for me. I guess it could affect values etc though.

        1. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Don't you WC for GW35 then getting the perfect side for the last 4?

    5. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ivanovic or nobody imo
      However (see below) the 3 million could be better spent elsewhere

    6. SuperMario
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Currently have the money for Jones ---> Ivanovic

      Could do the likes of Naughton and have an extra 3m so would like to see the difference also

    7. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I think Ivan is a much more enticing option. Terry is still worth while though if that's all you can afford

    8. The FPL Units
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I see them as set and forget.

    9. klass-jan
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      With the double coming up, no CL and good fixtures I think at least 1 Chelsea def is essential IMO.

      I'm contemplating 2

  3. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    If Rvp is still in Epl next year, how much do we reckon he will be in Fpl terms?
    In reality I'd go 8.5 but I feel he may be priced at 10+

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      11

      1. The Nuttmxn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        This.

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Not so sure about that

          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Care to add to the party so Andy, maybe come off that fence even!
            😉

            1. andy85wsm
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Haha. Players don't tend to plummet in price so I think 10.5 might be a good shout, don't really see him being less than 10.

              All depends on his team too 😉

          2. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            30 goals, 13 assists
            26 goals, 15 assists
            12 goals and 3 assists in half a season.
            10 goals, 2 assist in 2/3rds of a season.

            It's a slow down, but he isn't going to drop so much from 12.5m.

            1. andy85wsm
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              Aye. Gerrard took a while to come down

            2. HVT
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              I dunno,the writing is on the wall, the decline is there for all to see but maybe when administrators are so high up in those Fpl towers-They are blinded by the light!
              😉

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      9 most prob

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        +1

  4. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Schlupp and Sanchez
    Or
    Ivanovic and Cazorla
    ??

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ivan/Ozil ??
      Terry/Ozil??

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Ivan Ozil..go with this combo

  5. rozzo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    How essential is David Silva? My rival has him and has been killing me lately, been meaning to get him in for weeks but always had other stuff to do.

    Hazard Sanchez Cazorla Eriksen Puncheon
    Aguero Kane Giroud

    1ft 0.1 itb

    Was planning to swap Cazorla and Puncheon for Silva and Cork for -4 but with Puncheon playing QPR this week I might make the transfer next week for free and play Puncheon.

    Do you reckon Puncheon can match Silva this week?

    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Silvas has been a thorn in my side all season. Missed his big hauls and got him in at wrong times. Going to get him this week though - fed up with missing his points.

      Caz will obviously score 2 pens though.

      1. SuperMario
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Punch is a great option this week

  6. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Team set up OK chaps:

    Pant

    Dawson Terry Clyne

    Hazard Sanchez Erik Caz (to become Silva FT)

    Kun Kane Austin

    // Foster / Rose / Boyd / Hutton

  7. klass-jan
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Top of ML, rivals all have Silva

    Do I stick with:
    Austin & Eriksen

    Or take a hit (-4) for:
    Naismith & Silva (have a power MF 5 so Naismith bench most weeks)

    Don't like to just cover rivals but no Silva is surely top much risk this week right?

    1. klass-jan
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      *too

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yup! KEEP SILVA

      1. klass-jan
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I'd have to take a hit to get silva...

  8. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Stoke City FC @stokecity · now
    MH: We have a doubt over Wollscheid anyway, so we will have to see what happens. The break has helped us to get a few lads up to speed.

    1. Joggers Nipple
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Hmmm, nice and vague

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Aye. Waiting all week for news, and the news is no news at all. 😆

        1. JariL
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          This 😆

        2. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          stickied tho lol

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Get that boy fit Sparky!

    3. JariL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Unfortunately doesn't really answer anything 🙁

  9. Holmes
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hughes: We have looked at Shawcross, he has trained for the most part and hasn't had any affects. He is in my thoughts for the game. We have a doubt over Wollscheid anyway, so we will have to see what happens. The break has helped us to get a few lads up to speed.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      nice

  10. JariL
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hughes on Wollscheid:

    "We have a doubt over Wollscheid anyway, so we will have to see what happens. The break has helped us to get a few lads up to speed."

    1. JariL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      lol too slow 😀

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Sharks on here mate!
        Have an Upvote tho!
        😉

        1. JariL
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Haha thanks mate! 🙂

  11. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Eriksen -> .....

    Current mid is - Silva, Sanchez, Walters, Hazard, Eriksen

    1. Richd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I would 100% hold. Underlying stats seem OK.

      He won't be a season keeper, so eventually maybe a Liverpool midfielder.. ?

    2. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Keep him

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Will don cheers.

  12. New article posted
  13. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Wolly>Ivan Done!
    😎

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      good move

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        1st time owner too!
        Really been looking forward to getting him Moin.

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Suarez's bite has given him superpower...he will do good

          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            😆

  14. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bellerin in Clyne out:

    yes?
    no?

    Why?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      No

      1. Milky Bar Kid
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Bellerin rotation risk- and Southampton have conceded least goals in league and Clyne better going forward

  15. FortunesAlwaysHiding
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Draft h2h side good to go?...

    Pantilimon

    Koscielny/Lescott/Schlupp

    Hazard (c)/Ozil/Coutinho/Nasri/Mane

    Jelavic/Diouf

    Bench: Azpilicueta/van Persie/Fellaini/Benteke/Forster

    1. Milky Bar Kid
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Garbutt for Everton looked good last night and is on set- pieces. Def worth a punt for this week

  16. Milky Bar Kid
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Henderson vs Coutinho???
    Currently have Coutinho, need funds for Sanchez...

  17. Milky Bar Kid
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Where can you look at underlying player stats?

    1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Paying members area

  18. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I suppose I better move on......
    🙁

  19. Bojaninho
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Have cazorla and Sanchez , was thinking of doing caz to silva but Caz has a good record against West Ham. Then again it's getting rid of a blanket in 33

    Ideas?

  20. Chaballer
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Simon March naming his lucky Cap 'Granville' #Absolute Kiss of Death!!

  21. bigbudgie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Wow. Just checked Europa league fantasy. Higuain captain 28 points. Get in. Six players with no score, ranked 5K overall (out of 40K) for the matchday. Not bad for a dead team 🙂

  22. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Slow connection.
    Is there a text-only version of the video?