634x258 Dugout Discussion
14 March 2015 1258 comments
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Gameweek 29 kicks off with a tantalising London derby, as Crystal Palace lock horns with Queens Park Rangers in a 12.45pm kick off. A win for Alan Pardew’s troops would see them close the gap on 11th-placed Newcastle United, while three points for Chris Ramsey’s side would propel the R’s out of the dreaded relegation zone.

Jason Puncheon – who served up three assists against West Ham – is thriving in a central role and will likely be the hosts’ chief creative outlet. Pardew also has Glenn Murray available again- the striker served his one-match suspension and will look to build upon his three goals in the last two appearances for the Eagles: he starts ahead of Dwight Gayle.

The R’s are in desperate need of three points having only recorded a solitary win since these two outfits last met in late December. Sitting only two goals shy of the Premier League’s top scorers this campaign (Sergio Aguero and Diego Costa), Charlie Austin remains QPR’s best hope of escaping the drop. The 25-year-old striker bagged two goals in his last three starts and attempted more shots (15) than any other forward across his previous two matches. Winger Matt Phillips, with four assists in four, will also be key to their chances of overturning Palace.

  1. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Darn it

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yun(c)?

  2. mipola
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I actually laughed at the replay. I am going to hell 😆

  3. Kerz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Better than Januzaj and even Schlupp.

  4. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    didn't it touch Puncheon's on the way to goal? else would have gone straight.. wouldn't have bounced..

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Clutching!!

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Please

    2. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Don't think so

    3. WipWapJaws
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      That's what I was thinking, but then I am biased ( Punch owner) 🙂

  5. jernej93
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie is great 🙂

  6. Sharkytect
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    BBC website keeps crashing on my laptop, so I will be using this feed as my football updates (it's better anyway)

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Guardian's good too.

  7. Ruudy Van
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    If you slow it down Zaha's shot has touched someone on the way in. But I can't work out if it's the defender or Puncheon.

    1. mm0507
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      it touched qpr defender

  8. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    fantasy site not working?

    1. jernej93
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      it works 🙂

      Bolasie assist, Zaha goal

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        But it was zaha assist, punch goal

  9. WorldCupDanB
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Definite puncheon goal.

    1. mdm
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      this

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Don't even think of e-mailing the Fpl towers

    3. mm0507
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      lol

    4. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      This.. need to email

  10. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    QPR still giving away big chances

  11. Qubit
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Need replay on that goal to see for sure

  12. Saniul
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Okay, I must be missing something, here.
    Bolasie makes a cross, Puncheon shoots, and the shot on target goes in off a defender.

    Where does Puncheon come here, exactly?

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      When he shoots, I guess.

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      The ball crossed into zaha, zaha scores. Puncheon didn't get to the cross

    3. Baa
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Second line, fifth word

  13. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    WTF... It is Puncheon goal for sure

  14. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Lol @ player X owners.

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Lol

  15. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie assist - punt 1 coming in! 🙂

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Dann almost scored too

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        But did Dann do dat?

    2. Professor Abel X
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Good job as always

  16. Leeroy Jenkyns
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Zaha goal, Bolaise assist, Zaha and Punch lucky to not both be off injured.

  17. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Have the points for a goal ever been changed before?

    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yes

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Oh no, never.

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm sure JT will claim it at halftime

  18. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Is there a gif for the goal?

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Ok. Now it's all clear.

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      https://vine.co/v/O9Ebx2AOnmt

    2. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks all... i have watched 20 times now... no way it is punch goal.... from sad punch owner

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks for the gifs people. So punch it isn't, but looks like it could be an own goal in the end.

  19. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    QPR + defending just don't add up

  20. Somalion
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I did warn you all that Bolasie would steal Puncheon's points.

    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wait, no I didn't.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Well what f**king use are you then??!? 😡

        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I'm cuddly?

          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Not with that helmet of yours 😯

            1. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 9 months ago

              😯 They said people wouldn't notice!!

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        You were about to do that. I'd say that counts.

        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ah, that's the one. Feel much better now. 😀

    2. jernej93
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wait till the end .. 1 assist doesn't change anything, he can't do everything for Crystal, right? 🙂

      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        He can and he will 😈

  21. Scotch Jock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie chases after a Puncheon pass down the left wing. He gets a stride ahead of Furlong. He’s romping into the box. Zaha’s coming in from the other side. Bolasie slips the ball across the area, taking Green out. Zaha can’t miss. And he doesn’t, tapping in at speed from a couple of yards! But he can’t miss the right-hand post, either, and clatters into it at high speed. Ooyah, oof. That’s a brave finish, he’s literally taken one for the team there.

  22. Saniul
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie in, Walcott out.

    Make this happen, Arsene. 😉

    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Please no. Bolasie is quite shite if people watch him every week

    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Lol, no.

    3. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Walcott out, Sterling in, yes.

      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        😯 Why??

  23. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Good skills by Yuninho

  24. Oxford Comma
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I want to do a first goalscorer double - I've decided on Rooney and ...who else?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Zaha

    2. Professor Abel X
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Berahino

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Kramaric or what ever he is called for flair

    4. Oxford Comma
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm going for Defoe. Wish me luck. 🙂

  25. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    if QPR go down do you reckon Austin would be offered a contract at somewhere bigger. maybe newcastle/swansea?

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      rags have been linking him with Southampton.

    2. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      definitely

  26. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Puncheon owners clutching at straw 😆

  27. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I don't think Austin has even had a shot...

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Good.

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      He had one miles wide from 30 yards

    3. tmtokvam
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      He has. from an angle 20 meters from goal. Almost hit the corner flag though.

  28. Ten Season Wonder
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Austin blank would be nice (and so would a Gru one too) fingers crossed.

  29. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Boalise 2 assists :O

  30. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie looking essential.