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The third team in our assessment of Group D is Italy. Having analysed Costa Rica and England, we now take a look at the prospects of Cesare Prandelli’s side – the Azzurri open their campaign against England on Saturday June 14 at 11pm before taking on underdogs Costa Rica six days later at 5pm and finish the group stages with a potentially crucial clash against Uruguay on Tuesday June 24 at 5pm:

Road to Qualification

The Italians clinched their progress after topping a six-team group that also included Denmark, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Armenia and Malta. Prandelli’s troops won six of their 10 matches and scored 19 goals (netting two or more on eight occasions), though they seemed to struggle defensively – conceding nine goals, they managed just four clean sheets over the course of their campaign.

Most Starts Andrea Pirlo (9), Gianluigi Buffon, Leonardo Bonucci (8), Claudio Marchisio, Riccardo Montolivo (7), Daniel De Rossi, Pablo Osvaldo, Andrea Barzagli (6)

Most Goals Mario Balotelli (5), Pablo Osvaldo (4), Andrea Pirlo, Daniel De Rossi (2)

Most Assists Andrea Pirlo (4), Antonio Candreva, Claudio Marchisio (2)

The Key Targets

Since clinching qualification, Italy have failed to win any of their three friendlies, drawing with Germany and Nigeria before tasting defeat at the hands of Spain. Prandelli is set to announce his final 23-man squad after a weekend friendly with Republic of Ireland, with a number of Juventus- title-winning side key to his plans.

At the back, Gianluigi Buffon – available for 6.2 in FantasyiTeam – is nailed-on between the posts, whilst Giorgio Chiellini and Leonardo Bonucci are the likely central defensive pairing, allowing Milan pairing Ignazio Abate and Mattia De Sciglio the full-back berths in a four-man backline. Coming in at in 5.8 and 5.7 respectively in FantasyiTeam, the latter two are slightly cheaper than the centre-halves; Chiellini mirrors Buffon’s 6.2 price tag, whilst Bonucci sets you back 5.9.

Prandelli tends to favour a 4-3-1-2 formation but has also admitted he is considering a 4-3-3 or 3-5-2 set-up as an alternative – the latter system culd allow another Juventus defender, Andrea Barzagli, to slot in alongside Chiellini and Bonucci, with Abate and De Sciglio utilised as wing-backs in a five-man midfield.

Regardless of formation Andrea Pirlo remains vital to Italy’s approach. The veteran’s set-piece delivery and distribution from deep will surely earn him plenty of investment, as evidenced by his four assists during the qualifiers – he may be 35 years old but, at 6.6 in FantasyiTeam, Pirlo’s ability to keep cool under pressure and hold onto the ball could be vital in the energy-sapping conditions. Daniel De Rossi’s (6.2 in FantasyiTeam) versatility could be key to Prandelli’s tactics, too. The Roma midfielder will provide the energy in the centre of the park but also offers an option at centre-half if the Italy boss changes his approach mid-match and turns to a back-three.

Elsewhere in the centre of the park, Claudio Marchisio and Riccardo Montolivo are likely starters, with PSG pair Thiago Motta and Marco Verratti consigned to bench-warming duties. In a 4-3-1-2, Montolivo should tuck in behind a front two and could be one to consider for those eyeing up alternatives to Pirlo – he comes in at 5.8 in FantasyiTeam compared to Marchisio’s 5.9.

Up top, Mario Balotelli is the main man. Despite featuring just five times in qualification, the AC Milan start still managed to net five times and is the one forward we can rely on to make Prandelli’s teamsheet – he also remains ahead of Pirlo in the spot-kicks pecking order, despite losing his 100% penalty conversion record last season. Priced at 9.0 in FantasyiTeam, Balotelli isn’t cheap but looks the man most likely to notch doe Prandelli’s outfit.

The Long Shots

Coming in at 5.3 in FantasyiTeam,Lazio’s Antonio Candreva is far from certain to start but he arrives in arguably the best form of any Italian midfielder. Fielded on the right of a front three for his club, he produced 12 goals and six assists in the 2013/14 Serie A campaign and is perhaps best-suited to a 4-3-3 system, though could also offer an option in “the hole” at Montolivo’s expense.

If he can prove his fitness, Prandelli will be desperate to include Guiseppe Rossi in the squad. Sidelined by a knee injury for four months, he’s back in training with the national squad and would be an ideal partner for Balotelli up top should the Azzurri continue with a two-man frontline, though a potential absence would boost Antonio Cassano’s chances of making the starting XI. Those two will set you back 8.8 and 8.4 respectively in FantasyiTeam.

Further Analysis

Group A – Brazil,Cameroon, Croatia, Mexico

Group B – Australia, Chile, Holland, Spain

Group C – Colombia, Greece, Ivory Coast, Japan

Group D – Costa Rica, England

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  1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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    Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the US Open. Makes a change for him to pull out of something he was actually supposed to be in

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
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      How has this gone unnoticed? Brilliant! 😀

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  2. BigManBakar
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    12 years, 1 month ago

    TFF's Quiz # 5

    SUDDEN DEATH

    IM 5-0 AR

    2/3

    True or False?

    -Defoe is the first premier league player to score 20 or more PL goals as a substitute.
    -Paulo Wanchope scored twice for Costa Rica in the opening match against Germany in World Cup 2006.
    -Christian Eriksen is the only Scandinavian player to have won the Tottenham Player of the Year Award

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    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      True
      Eh... true... 😕
      False

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      1. BigManBakar
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        CONGRATULATIONS!!! 😀 😀 😀

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        1. BigManBakar
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          Basically you win if you dont attempt the next question haha

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          1. Camp No No
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            But sure IM doesn't want to be bad sports, right? Go all out for winning every single question... right IM?

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            1. BigManBakar
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              I really hope he does 🙂

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          2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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            😆

            Double points for the final question AR? 😉

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            1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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              nah you beat me fair and square 🙂

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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      T
      T
      F

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  3. The Light Knight
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    TFF about Q5
    Earnshaw never played in the PL for Norwich

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    1. BigManBakar
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      I know, C and D were both correct

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    2. BigManBakar
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      Marc Robins scored 20 exactly

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  4. Parm
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    Gazza's still got it...

    https://vine.co/v/hrjxrL6vd1A

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    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Haha jeeeesus that looked sore 😛

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    2. Bubz
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      😆 wtf

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    3. Camp No No
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      😆 Reminds me of his tricks as a player:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlX9QIpT14

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    1. Somalion
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      I agree, Veet hair removal cream for men is needed.

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  5. Somalion
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    Giroud claims that Arsenal lacked maturity in the PL this season. I think they lacked a really good striker.

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    1. Dino
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      Maybe he was on about himself and getting caught shagging that shemale? if he was a bit more mature their season might not have went off the rails like that?

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      1. Somalion
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        True enough although he was crap before then too 😉

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        1. Dino
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          I agree but funnily enough when the news broke Arsenal were second 1pt behind Chelsea and 1pt ahead of City and 5pts clear of Liverpool (after just losing 1-5 to Liverpool the same weekend). Not saying this is what put them into their decline but it sure as hell can't have helped

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          1. Somalion
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            Certainly didn't help although if I remember correctly he did score a couple in the following match! Still, silly silly thing to be saying.

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    2. Bubz
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      Wasn't he out boning some tart hours before they played Liverpool?

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      1. Somalion
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        Yes indeedy, a bit rich that he is saying that about his team...

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    1. BigManBakar
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      🙁

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      1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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        haha its ok! 🙂

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    2. Camp No No
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      AR, now come up with a guess, you still can tie it. And don't be a spoil sport and google this.

      Will probably be a bit hard anyway.

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  6. BigManBakar
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    TFF's Quiz # 5

    SUDDEN DEATH

    IM 10-0 AR

    3/3

    Name a player who was born in England but then went on to win 3 caps for Italy

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    1. Dino
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      Daniel Di Rossi?

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    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Goddammit I have no idea but I have to guess don't I... 🙁

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      1. BigManBakar
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        No you don't have to, just write 'PASS' if you dont want to.

        But it will be nice and sporting if you do 😀

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        1. The Machine
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          just pass it man

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        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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          Herbert Kilpin...?

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          1. BigManBakar
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            Oh dear 🙁 WRONG!!

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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              🙁 he was English and founded AC Milan so..

              AR has to guess too and get it right...

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            2. BigManBakar
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              You can still share it if AR doesn't answer

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              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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                No way he has to guess now too! 😀

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          2. Camp No No
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            Boom! You're down to 5 points. If AR gets this right, you'll share the victory!

            But you win the fair play award for sure.

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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              Nope I'm down to 0, we're both on 0 at the moment but AR still has to guess.. 😛

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              1. JT's Dog
                12 years, 1 month ago

                quarter point for sale
                quarter point for sale
                come and get it

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                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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                  😀

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            2. BigManBakar
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              -10 for the wrong answer CNN, its 0-0

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              1. Camp No No
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                Oh shit!

                Well, IM, then you even more certainly win the fair play award, as you didn't have to answer this. You could have let him do it first.

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      2. Camp No No
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        You have to!!!!

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    3. The Machine
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      dunlop, reebok, babolat, prince

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      1. The Machine
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        head

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      2. The Machine
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        and WILSON of course

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    4. GreennRed
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      Tony Cascarino

      Nearly 😉

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      1. Camp No No
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        😆

        Ireland is almost Italy in football. 😆

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    5. Parm
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      Place of Birth: Ashton-under-Lyne, England

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      1. JT's Dog
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        i thought of him straight away then googled it and said somewhere else

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    6. BigManBakar
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      TIME UP, 10 minutes passed

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      1. The Machine
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        Wilsonnnnnnnnnn

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      2. Camp No No
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        So, our great sudden death ends in boredraw?

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        1. BigManBakar
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          Said it in the rules, deadlock means both win it

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    7. Somalion
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      Not many people know this but Pirlo was born in Newcastle.

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    8. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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      Giuseppe Wilson

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      1. Camp No No
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        😆 too late

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        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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          😀

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      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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        😆

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        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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          😀

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  7. BigManBakar
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    AR you can win it if you answer correctly. Just one more minute to go. Hurry up if you want to, else write PASS

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    1. JT's Dog
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      its a long list on wikipedia 🙂

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      1. The Machine
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        not if you type the more appropraite words 😉

        look at my hints above

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        1. JT's Dog
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          now that makes sense
          i thought you got stuck in a tennis shop

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  8. Royal5
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    Zarate to West Ham? Didn´t he used to pretty good in Italy? At least in FM or was it Fifa 😛

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    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      All 3 🙂 he's a good player with great technique but his attitude is questionable..

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      1. Royal5
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        I see.. And will he fit with the Hammers defensive style?

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
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          I think he had high/medium workrates. 😉

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          1. Royal5
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            😀

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          2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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            😀

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  9. Demelbrush
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    Any telegraph WC game drafts people would care to share?

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    1. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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      my current team

      akinfeev
      papastathopolous - b.alves - liechensteiner
      vidal - raktitic - pjanic - fayzulin
      drogba - benzema - lukaku

      [0.4m spare to change benzema to messi/neymar for fixture 2]

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  10. BigManBakar
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    The answer was Giuseppe Wilson btw 😛

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    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      I think I should win... Just saying.. 😉

      Also only joined halfway 😀

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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      dammit I was trawling Wikipedia for him and looks like I was 1 minute late lol

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      1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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        damn the filter had it in alphabetical order 😆

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        1. Camp No No
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          😆 you deserved to miss it for googling it when IM went with an unlucky (and pretty good) guess.

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          1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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            yeah cant argue with that 😀

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        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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          😆 you cheating wnkr 😆

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      2. The Machine
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        should have searched english born italina footballer, just check the first few names that appear, it's usually that

        Just a tip

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        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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          OR you could take a wild guess 😆

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          1. Camp No No
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            It was a great guess, by the way. Too bad it went wrong. When you said it, for a moment I thought you must be right. Then I googled it.

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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              Cheers CNN 🙂 I didn't really have a clue haha, stab in the dark!

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        2. Camp No No
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          Write this down, fellows, Nate is revealing us secrets of top googling.

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        3. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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          yeah i am a rookie at these kind of tactics 😀

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  11. BigManBakar
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    Congrats to AR and IM on sharing the quiz! 😀 😀
    IM also gets the Fair Play Award, seriously good stuff mate 😉
    Thank you all for joining in, hope you had fun!
    Any feedback on the questions will be appreciated

    Cheers! 😀

    Pre Season Quiz Leaderboard: Nate 3 Avishek 1 Irish Madridista 1 Aaron Ramessi 1

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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      wow we tied cos IM was a good sport! im actually happy now that we shared it 🙂

      i take it back IM, i don't hate you 🙂

      cheers tff for running the quiz

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      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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        Haha awesome we both get a point 😀

        Great quiz TFF 🙂 cheers as always!

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        1. BigManBakar
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          Thanks a lot IM, appreciate the commitment 😀

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      2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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        so staying up 2 extra hours was worthwhile in the end 🙂

        I will take my 5 hours sleep like a boss 😎

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        1. BigManBakar
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          And you can FINALLY add 'I won Tff's quiz on your resume'! 😀

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          1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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            😀

            its what dreams are made of!

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            1. Camp No No
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              Sweet dreams then.

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            2. BigManBakar
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              haha lol 😉

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        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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          Night AR, cheers for staying up so late 😉

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          1. BigManBakar
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            this too!

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          2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
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            good day to you IM 🙂

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      3. BigManBakar
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        Yes, that is why I too was hoping you got it wrong after IM attempted it!
        I dont think there no one could have scripted a better finish 😀

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        1. Camp No No
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          yeah, the least boring boredraw imaginable. was awesome when AR came up with the right answer maybe less than minute too late.

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          1. BigManBakar
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            least boring or most exciting?

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  12. Latest Community Articles - Scouting Bosnia and BPS explained
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    Latest Community Articles

    Demi weaves his magic over the Bosnian teamsheet.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2014/05/29/scouting-bosnia-herzegovina/

    I'll get the other a look at the bonus system by Bedknobs and Boomsticks up as soon as...just waiting to get a pic for it.

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        I love this.

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        1. Somalion
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          Possibly my favourite one, never fails to make me laugh.

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      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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        Thank you Somalion, exactly what I was looking for actually!

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        1. Somalion
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          I sensed that 😉

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          1. Wilshere Knowledge
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            Or did you make him say it? 😆

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            1. Somalion
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              You'll never know 😉

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              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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                No he did not, and this is Irish Madridista, definitely not Somalion, nope, definitely not.

                I am talking 100% through my own free will.

                100%.

                Completely.

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                1. Somalion
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                  Good, very good.

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                  1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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                    Thank you master.

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                  😀

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    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Has it become the case where you wait for TFF's quizzes to be over before you post a Hot Topic? 😛 You're being well and truly noticed TFF 😉

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      1. J0E
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        I know my place...can't compete with quiz action. 🙂

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        1. BigManBakar
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          Oh haha,thanks Jonty 😀
          Take it as a compliment 😉

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      The suspense is killing us Jonty 😛

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    3. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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      Well im best recognised for my work on Mary Poppins, so something from that in right profile would be best 😉

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        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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          Darth Poppins?

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          1. Somalion
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            Marthy Vappins.

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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              😆

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      1. Parm
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        Or just some baps....

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          1. GTS
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            that's a different kind of baps. 😉

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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              Not as big as the ones in my link..

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              1. Somalion
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                Significantly less hair and grease mind you 😉

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                1. Billy Gilmore
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                  More silicon too 😉

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                  1. Somalion
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                    I'll have you know that my breasts are entirely natural!!

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              2. GTS
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                12 years, 1 month ago

                it's a different kind as well. 🙂
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVFqKZx0WA

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  13. Dino
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Did anyone see that Malcolm Glazer passed away?

    http://www.buccaneers.com/news/article-1/Bucs-Owner-Malcolm-Glazer-Passes-Away/93db9a70-e779-4653-a4e5-4dc7991365c0

    Some life story

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  14. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Mrs Wakey ringing me up from Sainsbury's to ask if I want a bigger telly for the WC...Love my wife x.

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    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      I'm shocked!

      Is your wife a guy, or is she just somehow inexplicably able to think about your needs?

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        She's topwife...I won the lottery the day she came along.

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

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        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          I couldn't even imagine my wife coming up with a question like that.

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            Really ?

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            1. Camp No No
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Absolutely. Unthinkable.

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        3. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          So, what did you answer?

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah...absolutely.

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            1. Camp No No
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              That's what I thought. Just had to check.

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        4. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          This is proof that Mrs Wakey reads this site. 😀

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          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            What if... after all this time... Mrs Wakey... was just Wakey 😯 😯 😯

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            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              It's certainly a possibility. There are only 2 reason a man would go around telling other men how great his wife is. Either because he knows she will read it, or it is in fact her posting it in the first place 😉

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              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Or maybe Wakey really did just hit the jackpot... 😯

                ....nah we're on to you Mrs Wakey.

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              2. Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                You reckon....

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                1. Epic Fail
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  All this can be cleared up by posting a pic of the missus. 😎

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              3. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                There's also the rare chance that the man wants someone else to take his wife and free him from marriage.

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                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  "She's great! Like reeeeally great... Want to try her out??"

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          2. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            Hahaha...I seriously doubt it.

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          3. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            😆 It so is. And that in my camp the site is not read by anyone but me. Hopefully.

            One more reason to hide my personality. 😉

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      I think any size TV for a bathroom is excessive.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Now there's a good idea.

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      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Not necessarily...

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    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Haha that's awesome Wakey, you landed a good one!

      The best wives understand what men really want 😉

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        😉 = anal

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        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          I don't want anything near my ass but whatever you're into Epic 😉

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          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            😆

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          2. Billy Gilmore
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            You want what Epic's into near your ass? 😯

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            1. Camp No No
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              😆 That would explain the big tv in wc.

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            2. Camp No No
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              In other news, this escalated quickly.

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            3. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              ....Nicely spun 😉

              Epic, any chance you have a fetish for clean, new, male boxers? They can be near my ass all the time..

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              1. Epic Fail
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Sure pal. What about this one?

                http://www.dogbehavioronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Boxer.jpg

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                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  Damn, far too easy 😆

                  (Not the dog, the set-up. I'm not insulting the dog.)

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              2. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                You fancy male boxers? Dude, bestiality is not just gross, it's illegal.

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                1. Billy Gilmore
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  He could've meant something like this 😉

                  http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/oscar1.jpg

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                  1. Epic Fail
                    • 15 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    😯

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              3. Billy Gilmore
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Not your smartest comment 😆

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                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  ...I'm just surprised that I didn't cop it while I was writing it.

                  Damn.

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                  1. Billy Gilmore
                    • 14 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    Cop it? From the dog 😯

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                    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                      • 15 Years
                      12 years, 1 month ago

                      I don't even understand that one 🙁

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                      1. Billy Gilmore
                        • 14 Years
                        12 years, 1 month ago

                        I don't think you want too 😆

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                      2. Billy Gilmore
                        • 14 Years
                        12 years, 1 month ago

                        *to

                        Might be time for me to leave too.

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          3. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            I accept your offer 😯

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            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              😯

              ...What have I gotten myself into...

              I mean,

              ...What have I gotten into myself...

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      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        ....big TVs in the bathroom.

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  15. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 1 month ago

    And on that disturbing bombshell I take my leave.

    You guys are far too anal for me.

    Adios! 😀

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    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Sudocrem really takes the pain and swelling down afterwards.

      Just for future reference.

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      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Deep heat makes it worse.

        Just for future reference.

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          As do salt and vinegar.

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          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            😆

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    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      😆 Seen the way you set your self up above, this sure looks like the right time to leave for you.

      Suspiciously enough, I take my leave the same time.

      By dudettes!

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      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        *bye

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      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        "by dudettes" sounds like the all-time lousiest way to swear. Like: "By dudettes, I swear I'll leave!" Not quite Shakespeare.

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  16. Mo Mané Mo Problems
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 1 month ago

    RMT (McDonalds)

    Cesar (Bra)
    Jara (CHI)
    Sahko (FRA)
    Thiago Silva (BRA)
    David Luiz (BRA)
    Zabaleta (Arg)
    Pena (MEX)
    Inler (SWI)
    Pogba (FRA)
    Y Toure (COT)
    C Ronaldo (POR)

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      How much left in the bank?

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      1. Mo Mané Mo Problems
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Haha. 😛

        I'm so bored waiting for the game to start.

        I think that team wouldn't cost the earth...well I hope not anyway.

        Got 6 more on the bench that rotate in and out (and then will have 5 cheapies depending on budget).

        (If the rules stay as they are).

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      How can I rate your team when the game isn't out?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Prefer KFC anyway.

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      2. Mo Mané Mo Problems
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        With difficulty.

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  17. penguinsofdeath
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 1 month ago

    First ever Fantasy iTeam attempt so would appreciate any feedback:

    Lloris (for Hon game then changing to Courtois)

    Luiz (for double, then Mertesacker)
    Vertongen
    Azpilicueta

    Rakitic
    Dzagoev
    De Bruyne
    Rodriquez (for Gre game then to Valbuena)
    Oscar (for double then to Muller)

    Neymar (for all 3 games then to Sturridge, Messi, Ronaldo)
    Sanchez (for Aus game, then Cavani for Crc game, then to Higuain)

    Thats 4 changes during round 1, 2 changes during round 2 and 3 changes during round 3. That gives me some more flexibility to make a few more changes in round 2 and one more in round 3.

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