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8 March 2012 624 comments
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Four sides from across the continent have now confirmed their place in the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League. Some had scares, some took it right until the very last kick and some just rubbed it in…

Spirited But Ultimately Hollow Victory For The Gunners

Arsenal fans would have been ecstatic on pretty much any other day, having so resolutely beaten reigning Serie A champions AC Milan 3-0 at the Emirates. The short shrift of the matter is that an equally strong -and most importantly, one goal superior- performance by the Italian side in the first leg, a stark contrast to their perfunctory showing on Tuesday night, can only leave a bitter taste in the mouth. Hot on the heels of their recent comebacks against Spurs and Liverpool, the Gunners will still surely be buoyed by this display but ultimately, their toils were unsuccessful, as the London outfit succumbed to a 4-3 aggregate defeat.

People across the “blogosphere” were noting the similarities between how the fixture was unfurling and a certain Champions League final comeback involving Liverpool -first goal a header, second from a Czech international and the third from a penalty situation- but in the end the omens proved to be nothing but unsurprising coincidences.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain impressed once again, playing while fighting a bout of the flu, by tracking back when needed but proving to be just as threatening at the sharp end of the pitch with an assist and a penalty won for his side. Tomas Rosicky continued his Lazarus-esque rise from the shadow of the man he used to be, while Robin Van Persie nonchalantly clocked up another goal as the Gunners threatened a great escape. Laurent Koscielny was the stand out Fantasy performer, returning 13 points for his owners, with a goal, a clean sheet and 9 recovered balls.

All bright points but, in the end, as far as our European Fantasy managers are concerned, it will now be a case of thank you and arrivederci. Milan have progressed and it will be their men on our radars for the Quarter-Finals later this month. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, priced at 9.5 and with a 10% ownership, and Thiago Silva, costing 6.2 and owned by 23%, are the two most popular options in Massimo Allegri’s squad to date.

APOEL Do Anything But Crumble

There is a team from Cyprus in the Champions League Quarter-Finals. There is a team from Cyprus in the Champions League Quarter-Finals.

We didn’t make a mistake by typing that twice, it just needed a little extra for it to really sink in.

Just making the knock-out stages was a mighty achievement for APOEL. To then top their group was beyond anyone’s, even their own, expectations. Now the dream continues as they have now knocked Lyon out of the Champions League after 210 minutes of action and an added round of pressure-laden penalties.

A spot in the last eight now beckons and, once again, this is exactly as FC APOEL deserved after a performance befitting of the task before them. Lyon aided the cause by most certainly failing to bring their “A†game to the party, but that is not to discount the hosts’ achievement.

One-nil down from the first leg, the Cypriots kept the clean sheet required and Gustavo Manduca hogged the headlines by not only grabbing the necessary goal to take the game into extra-time and penalties, but then picking up a second yellow card in the 115th minute, ruling himself out of the APOEL’s first leg tie.

Fantasy managers are now afforded a chance to pick up cut-price assets for the last eight. The likes of Nuno Morais (4.0) and Paulo Jorge (3.9) are budget-friendly backline options, while Constantinos Charalambides, at 4.0, is a midfield alternative for Manduca.

Benfica Back On Track

As we had alluded to in our Matchday Preview, Benfica weren’t exactly rolling on the crest of wave as they headed into the must-win match at home to Zenit St Petersburg on Tuesday night.

Form be damned. A 2-0 victory courtesy of defender Maxi Pereira and an injury time goal from substitute Nelson Oliveira has seen the Portuguese outfit waltz their way right through their Russian opponents without conceding a goal -something their coach had conceded was almost inevitable- as they overcame a 3-2 first leg deficit with relative ease.

Jorge Jesus’ men may have handed the advantage in the Liga to fierce rivals Porto a little under a week ago but in Europe, they have so far refused to back down. Now the likes of Nicolas Gaitain (6.4), Oscar Cardozo (7.5) and company will have the chance to solider on further as a nice mid-range investment opportunity for our budding European Fantasy managers.

Lionel Messi: Take A Bow

Barcelona won. Lionel Messi scored five times (a first since the European Cup became the Champions League). They’re great. He’s the greatest. The Quarter-Finals, and beyond, beckon. Not much more needs to be said.

We’ll elaborate though, anyway. With Barca 10 points behind Real Madrid in the race for La Liga, Pep Guardiola’s side look highly unlikely to retain their domestic title, suggesting their attempts to become the first side to win back-to-back Champions League finals is of greater importance than ever. Messi was absent from the weekend game against Gijon through suspension so had plenty of rest to be ready to take on Leverkusen. And take them on he did.

An incredible 22 point haul –or 44, for those who handed him the armband- means Messi is the runaway leader in the competition so far, with 74 points only 6 less than his tally for last season. Dani Alves grabbed an assist and, while costly for a defender at 7.9, is second overall for Barca, with 34 points. Xavi owners were left frustrated, though; with the game won early on, he was withdrawn on 54 minutes, for a mere 4 point haul. With the playmaker priced at 8.9, there’s perhaps better value to be found in 9.4 Cesc Fabregas, with the latter -afforded a role in the Barca front three yet again last night- returning a couple of assists in the 7-1 rout.

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  1. Gargamel
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Starting this Saturday Premier League have forbid foreign countries to show more than one game at 3pm on Saturdays simultaneously. I'm absolutely gutted. Will now need to hope that the broadcaster will choose the right match to show. Boooh!

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    1. Fratboy
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      What really?!? SH!T!!!

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
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      Are you serious? Doubt that's the case in Australia.

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      1. Gargamel
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        • 16 Years
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        Sorry, this is only in Europe

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        1. Jinswick
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          • 15 Years
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          Phew, I just paid up for a 12 month contract over here in HK!!

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        2. TorresMagic™
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          Sorry to hear that. We get the Chelsea & Sunderland games or can pick one of Aston Villa v Fulham or Wolves v Blackburn or Football Championship: Brighton v Portsmouth.

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          1. Gargamel
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            It's not the end of the world. I could only watch one game after all Saturdays 3pm, I'll just hope they choose the game I want to watch

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              • 16 Years
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              Imagine you get Wolves vs Blackburn. 😕

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              1. Gargamel
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                Nah, they'll choose the game they think most people will want to watch. I imagine it will be a shitload of big 4 games. Sunderland-Liverpool is their choice for this Sat.

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    3. McEwan
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      Is that in response to that woman winning her case to show games using foreign broadcasters?

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      1. Gargamel
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        Yes it is. It's to decrease the number of illegal streams available to people in the UK

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Is that 1 game per country, or is there 1 game that all foreign countries are allowed to show?

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      1. Gargamel
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        • 16 Years
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        The broadcaster/channel will choose which game to show, and it only affects 3pm games on Saturday. Other days/times might still have games shown simultaneously

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          So Sweden could show one game, France another, Spain another, Tunisia another, China another.

          Not too bad, although I have got extremely fussy about my streams recently, unless they're English commentary and pretty much 1080p I'm not interested!

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          1. Gargamel
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            • 16 Years
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            Yes, exactly like that. And countries outside the EU could still show games simultaneously so there should still be streams.

            Agreed on streams.

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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              Last night my sopc*st stream of the Barca game was far better quality than the official, legal itv.com stream 🙄

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              1. ColeHole
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                +1

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    5. Nomar
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      Scandalous treatment of those of us that stream the games!

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        Presumably you mean those people who stream games legally.........

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          I don't think watching a stream is illegal, although broadcasting one is. Don't quote me on that, though...

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    6. Gargamel
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      As compensation my broadcaster has at least given me free premium streaming of every Premiership game this season. It's something I suppose.

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      1. Heartbreak
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        Do you think that'll make Viasat lower their subscription fees next year?

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        1. Gargamel
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          I don't know really. Perhaps a little. My guess is that they're greedy bastards and won't lower it.

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          1. Heartbreak
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            I was thinking of "going legal" next year and switching to ViaSat or adding to my Comhem subscription but maybe not now.

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            1. Gargamel
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              They might do some workaround with a package of Viasat Sport and Viaplay perhaps. That would be a decent solution. I have Viasat through Comhem and have been very happy with it, but this is a bit of a letdown.

              Still, I expect they'll be able to choose the best game to show more often than not and it only affects Sat 3pm games.

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    7. Darren Caskey
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      Source?

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      1. Gargamel
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        • 16 Years
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        I only have sources in Swedish, but it's from the ViaSat company, a huge international broadcasting network.

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      2. Gargamel
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        I see you're from Norway, here it is in Swedish if you understand some of it

        http://www.viasat.se/content/information-ang%C3%A5ende-s%C3%A4ndningar-av-premier-league

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    8. Drip Doctor
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      Ha good! Welcome to our world.

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      1. Gargamel
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        Blah!

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    9. sjp4. Differential FPL Andr…
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      When are they going to give up and allow the domestic broadcast of Sat 3pm games? Maybe even allow viewers to watch any game we want?

      It is getting a little silly now - anyone who wants and has a little internet knowledge can stream any game they want illegally, but there is no legal way in this country to watch most games live.

      I'm happy to pay... if they want to take my money

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      1. Canadian Football
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        +1 i stream 3 games at once and watch 1 on tele.

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    10. Barwood
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      Not heard anything about that happening here in Holland.

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    11. Royal5
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      Dett gjelder bare folk med parabol Gargamel.

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  2. Reckoner.
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    Sess, Aguero & Ba > Dempsey, Rooney, Pogrebnyak
    Or
    Sess, McClean, Aguero > Dempsey, Young, Pogrebnyak
    Or something different?

    Opinions?

    Rest of the team is:

    Krul | Vorm
    Kompany | Evans | R.Taylor | Caulker | Kilgallon
    Silva | Bale | Siggy | McClean
    Van Persie

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Sess and Aguero and McLean to Dempsey, Roony and Drenthe if you can afford. Otherwise, keep McLean.

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    2. McEwan
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      First option for me.

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    3. Woy of the Wovers
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      8pt hit??

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  3. Boomslang
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    people with wildcards left. Are you playing it this week or holding on to it? Week 34 has fa semi finals clash. They may reschedule to the midweek, like they have done this time round. If they dont then there could be a blank week 34 followed by a big DGW in weeks (35-37). Could be a big advantage to hold on. Views ?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Playing this week. Your WC should set you up nicely for 6-8 weeks imo, so you're wasting some of the benefit by waiting til GW34.

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      1. Boomslang
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        Yes, i did think that. Bit like drinking your volvic when you have 20 miles of desert left. On the other hand, a blank followed by DGW for the likes of Che/ liv / sund / spurs / could be massive.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          More like saving your water for 20 miles and necking it when you're 500 yards from the finish line and the pub 🙂

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    2. Hay Number 2
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      Man I can't believe people still have there wild cards.

      I used mine straight away after gw1 and the 2nd as soon as it was available lol!

      Well done for resisting guys! 🙂

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      1. A.
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        But we got a free wildcard in GW2! 😛

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        1. Hay Number 2
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          Yep i used up my wc's in simultaneous weeks.....whenever they were available. I love a good transfer!

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          1. Jinswick
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            Wildcard Junkie!! 😉

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      2. Fratboy
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        +1 😆 same.

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I am playing it this week. Hopefully it will fix the damage I caused by my winter WC.
      If you do your wildcard correctly now, I figure you should have 2 free transfers by week 35 anyway. My reasoning is if you do your wildcard correctly there should be no need to make knee jerk transfers, barring injuries.

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    4. Rougie
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      I've played mine this week. If you get Liverpool players in particular, they will be one of the favourites to potentially miss GW34, so you can bench and then enjoy a DGW if it happens.

      But it is a big if - this is now the only guaranteed DGW of the season.

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    5. Woy of the Wovers
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      I'm holding on. There is always a good DGW week. Just have to be patient.

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        That would be a DG week :/

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    6. Back on the horse
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      playing it this week. the suspensions and injuries pushed the balance too far

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    7. baha
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      Playing this week

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  4. Rougie
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    Want to say a big thank you to those people bringing in Moses who have seen me recover 0.1 from him. I'm about to sell him in my WC having had him since the start of the season. I'm a bit confused as to why people are bringing him in as Wigan are not doing well and their fixtures turn horrific in April. surely McClean and Miyachi better options for the same price?

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I agree the only points Moses ever brought for me for on the bench. Fortunately I only purchased him at 4.6.

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  5. blind faith
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    will ba perform or is cisse got too much of the same mentality so they both clash?

    is it time to get rid of the "keep till the end" silva for the likes of young/walcott/nani?

    is skrtel worth that much more than enrique?

    is j.evans a must have for any team?

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      Ba is performing. He just hasn't scored recently.

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        And JEvans is not so much a "must" as a "why not?"

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  6. Granville
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    David Moyes apart, is there any love this week for Leon Osman?

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      Well there's a rumour that I haven't heard.

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    2. Christina.
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Leon Osman L = LOL

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    3. Jinswick
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      I did think about him, but is he even going to start?

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    4. Hank Scorpio
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Osman is coming back from injury and featured in the reserves a couple of days ago.

      He should be available to be involved, but may not feature/start.

      It would be a risk to bring him in IMO.

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    5. Fratboy
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      nah

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    6. McEwan
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Had in the previous dgw. Once biten and all that

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    7. Back on the horse
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      he's going grey. err....

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    8. Smurf
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      For me the Everton attack is not worth investment but if I had to have a punt on an Everton artacker it would have to be a risk on Drenthe. He is uncertain of playing time yes, but he is explosive and must have a great points per game ratio. Drenthe for me is the only Everton attacker that could reap big enough rewards to cover the risk of having an Everton DGW player.

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    9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Good call, Granville. Did 21 minutes last week, and should start. Maybe the one! 🙂

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    10. ColeHole
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      My fingers are still scorched from the lsat dgw - no thanks!

      Love Osman but Everton are leaving their late season charge awfully, um, late.

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    11. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Leon Osman is a legend, will have him for sure this DGW. I can already feel the pain that will be coming from Royston owners this dgw

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  7. Scholsey
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    now that sess is gone who cud be his possible replacement???
    how abt miyaichi???

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    1. sushi36
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      how could miyaichi cross your mind? some people on this forum cant tell this difference between their dick and their thumb so i would ignore all that and not even consider him in your team. He scored against Millwall so everyone should captain him.

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      1. Christina.
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        Thumb? Forearm.

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        1. sushi36
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          haha!

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      2. Scholsey
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        who else???? i have siggi already...

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      3. Piggs Boson
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        LOL we shall see...

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      4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        My little brother used to suck his thumb as a kid. I used to think it was pathetic, maybe I should have been impressed.

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        1. Fratboy
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          😀

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    2. Drinkall
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      why is everyone bumming miyaichi. he's not comparable to sess! actually think before you post something instead of getting on the bandwagon

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      1. Scholsey
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        then the question is who else shud i think of???

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Ryo Speedwagon (thanks whoever thought up that one!) is 2.5 million cheaper than Sess, of course he's not comparable. He's also not banned.

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        1. stilicho
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          Best one in ages

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    3. Hank Scorpio
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      Depends if you are in a position to upgrade rather than downgrade.

      Given you mention Miyachi, I assume you are looking at a downgrade (price-wise).

      Best options on paper:

      - Miyachi
      - Pilkington
      - Siggy
      - McClean
      - You could punt on a cheap United or Arsenal midfielder
      - Charlie Adam (DGW)

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      1. Drinkall
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        a norwich midfielder would be a good shout for this GW i can see them being all over wigan

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      2. Scholsey
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        pilkington cud be it then!!!
        thanx mate!!!

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    4. Gargamel
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      • 16 Years
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      Don't let them fool you Ashish, buy Miyaichi 8)

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  8. TorresMagic™
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    Wish they would hurry up with the Man City game in GW29 news. Don't need to trade until Saturday so hopefully news will be out by then.

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    1. Jinswick
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      Yeah this would be good to know before the deadline on Saturday

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I am trying to WC in a way so I can bench the Man city players, if needs be on gw29.

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    3. palomino
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      I believe the Police need a minimum of 10 days to organize their plans to control a game. GW29 fixtures can runs up until Wed 21st so working 10 days back from that would mean this Sunday is the latest they could announce something and keep the fixture in that gw.

      Unfortunately doesn't really help in terms of knowing for definite before this week's deadline.

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  9. Crouch Potato!
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Evertons midfield is so injury prone, not sure he is ready as with Rodwell and Coleman, like him as a player though.

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    1. Smurf
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      • 16 Years
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      Reply FAIL!

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  10. Christina.
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    Can anyone see a cheapish fwd that is ok up until the end of the season? Ba the only one? Most have some tough fixtures mixed in with ok ish fixtures....

    I miss the days Kevin Davies would guarantee you an almost certain 3 boners even if he does not score or assist.

    😕

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Looks like Kev may start on Saturday.

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    2. Djerbil
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Graham/Holt is a cheapish combo out there along with Pog(if u don't have Demps)

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      1. Christina.
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        I have Demps. Might sell him after the Nor(h) game, but If I downgrade Ba to Holt/Graham I can keep Dempsey and get Valencia.

        I'm talking gw 29--> so I'd prefer Graham actually. Diff to dedice between the team's milf's and cheap forwards eg Siggy/grahamor Holt/Pilks/Surman. Even Morrison/Odemwingy.

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        1. Menly
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          Both cheap mids and cheap forwards seem to be going the business at the moment which is great.
          Brom's fixtures are quite good after Man U I think...

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    3. Menly
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Dem Wingies after this week?

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    4. Epic Fail
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      Holt.

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      1. Menly
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        Who goes there?!

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        1. ColeHole
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          😀

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Odemwingie is your man!

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      1. ColeHole
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        Holt / Wingie / Pog / Yak ------------> Graham in gw32 FTW

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  11. Djerbil
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Talk about taking a Hit to catch up with the ML leader :

    It's the Opp for me, My ML leader (57 points)is on course to help me close the gap by taking a 12 point hit and that includes buying RVP(back) and Dempsey....

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      He just killed 2 of your differentials. Not the worst play when leading.

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      1. Djerbil
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        yeah probably..but 45 points over 11 weeks seems quite ok to catch up..
        its not 102 points over 14 weeks anymore..

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          He can copy your team every week. A good leader will make it harder to catch up. Good luck all the same. 🙂

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          1. Djerbil
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            He is not a good leader..I can tell u that..Actually he was in top 4k and decided to push for 1k..made a few blunders in Trans and allowed me back in..
            Has dropped to 15k in last 3 weeks..

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          2. ColeHole
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I don't like to see such defensive play from the leader - there's always someone worth catching. Unless there is a lot of money at stake.

            Fine, if that's his game - your timing will just have to be impeccable. Let him ride on your bandwagons a week too late.That'll learn im.

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  12. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Of interest to indie music fans only probably:

    Off To Jeff Mangum's All Tomorrow's Parties festival tomorrow in sunny Minehead so no time for last minute changes like gettng Suarez in. Going to have to hope no late injuries occur during Friday.

    Really looking forward to seeing Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. Been 12 years since I last saw them.

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    1. Eeggs
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      i'll see you there!
      surely your phone will let you do your transfers whilst there? or is it a case of early transfer and forgetting 'til you come out the other side?

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      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Pay as u go, so wifi only .

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        1. Eeggs
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          here's hoping for no injuries then!
          any recommendations for who to see??
          cheers.

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          1. J0E
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Here's my picks
            FRI
            Elephant 6 Holiday Surprise - 4.30pm-5.30pm
            Jeff Mangum - 7.30pm-8.30pm
            Joanna Newsom - 9pm-10pm
            The Fall - 10.30pm-11.30pm
            Thurston Moore - 12am-1am
            The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion! - 1.30am-2.30am
            The Raincoats - 10pm-11pm
            Mike Watt & George Hurley Minutemen Duet - 1am-2am
            Robyn Hitchcock - 6pm-7pm
            Young Marble Giants - 9pm-10pm
            Sat
            The Apples in stereo - 5.15pm-6.15pm
            Low - 8.15pm-9.15pm
            Sun
            The Magnetic Fields - 8.30pm-9.30pm
            Sebadoh - 11.30pm-12.30am
            The Olivia Tremor Control - 6pm-7pm
            Versus - 7.30pm-8.30pm

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    2. ColeHole
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Hey, Ho, Let's Go.

      You can do it from the main wi-fi'd areas, but I'll be doing it oldskool and forgetting about football for a wk/end at the beach.

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      1. Eeggs
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        that's my plan but i'm sure i'll sneak a peek on sunday ðŸ™

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    3. ColeHole
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Also, see you at the Minutemen!

      Old friends, they are!!

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      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Looking forward to that as well. Looks like there's no pavilion stage this yr, which is a plus for me as I like smaller stages. Still remember seeing flaming lips in basically a pub at the bowlie weekender yrs ago.

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        1. Billy Ketsu
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          In The Aeroplane Over The Sea is one of my favourite albums ever - have a great time. I'm envious...........

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  13. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    How likely do people think that Liverpool will get two clean sheets v Everton and Sunderland?
    I mean lets be honest Everton are hardly a free flowing team.
    Sunderland have suspensions and have taken a dip in form.
    But on the other side of the coin Liverpool will probably be starting Carragher!

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Don't think Everton will get a sniff at Anfield. Sunderland will sneek a goal though.

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      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah one clean sheet would do if I treble on liverpools defence. I am just having last minute doubts!

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        1. Djerbil
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          this is what I feel the results will be:

          Sund 1-0 Lpool
          Lpool 2-0 Everton

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    2. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      chance:

      Eve: 80%
      Sund:50%

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    3. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I wont double up, I'll just stick with Skrtel.

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    4. Hank Scorpio
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I'd be surprised if they returned 2 clean sheets. It's possible, but Everton tend to score at Anfailed.

      I can see them shutting Sunderland out though.

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  14. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone else considering Gibbs?

    He's on that I feel has been overlooked. He's back and got 90 minutes vs Liverpool.

    With a decent set of fixtures coming up I'm considering him.

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Probably Carragher out gibbs/Sagna in gw 29

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        29? I was thinking 30.

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        1. Smurf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          I doubt he will make it to G30 uninjured.

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    2. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Great spot actually KC. Will have a look at him.

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  15. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Allo allo

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Dad's Army

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Hi-di-hi.

        This answer works on so many levels. Well, two...

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      2. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        😀 classic

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      3. Hay Number 2
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        you stick out like a carrot in an omelet 😉

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        1. ColeHole
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Listen very carefully....

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          1. JK - Cønt â­
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I shall say this only once.

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      http://park-life.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/oh-rene.jpg

      The programme that brought many a first twitch to a young chaps trousers.

      Ahem.....

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    3. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Darlin'

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  16. Arselona
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    For gw29, 30 - McLean or Morrison?

    McLean: bla, QPR
    Morrison: wig, NWC

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Morrsion for me. This McLean guy has been incredibly lucky, his stats have been soo poor.

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      1. Arselona
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Woulda went for Morrison myself actually, but i ask cos I'm thinking McLean's role may increase with Cattermole, Sess out and Richardson doubtful...

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    2. Hiphopopotamus
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Toughie. I'd go with McClean as he's cheaper but Sunderland are weakened and Morrison's on form.

      Are they bench fodder or are you likely to play them?

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      1. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        he's talking about Week 29/30 when Sess will be back..

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Except, he wont. 3 game ban.

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          1. Djerbil
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            He will play Week 30..
            2 Epl game+1 Fa cup

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        2. Arselona
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Sess won't be back..

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        3. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          He's not back until the QPR game - not sure about Clattermole but i think it's after QPR.

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          1. Hiphopopotamus
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Yep, just checked, after QPR.

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            1. Djerbil
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Where did u check??

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          2. Djerbil
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            He is back for the QPR game..The 3rd game is a FA CUP

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      2. Arselona
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Likely to play them

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        1. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          In that case i'd go with Morrison out of those two.

          However, as i want Ade in wk31 and need the $ i'd actually go for McClean.

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          1. Djerbil
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Remain intact with ur misconception and watch Sess bag a httrick versus Wigan..

            Good Luck

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            1. Djerbil
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              I mean QPR(week 30)

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              1. Arselona
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                😉

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            2. Arselona
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              You're so confused

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              1. Djerbil
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                I am...but not as much as you are..

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  17. Hiphopopotamus
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    My rival has taken out Bale and stuck in Pilks...

    Strange move unless he's trying to free up $ for a move to the pig or such-like...

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    1. Hay Number 2
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Sounds like it.....bad move IMO! Both are needed for the run in!

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Definitely. I'd would never have swapped out Bale for the pig (or anyone as it happens).

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    2. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah sounds fishy. You got the pig?

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Yep, bought him in this week in place of Studge.

        You?

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        1. Menly
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          I cant afford to miss out on all the action! Will probably get him in for Aguero...
          Well I guess its win win for you as you have Bale AND the Pig? 🙂

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          1. Hiphopopotamus
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I'd DEFINITELY get him in for Aguero.

            Yep, for munters, they're looking mightily attractive (for the rest of the season).

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            1. Menly
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Haha true

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    3. MADE IN CHARLTON
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe. I was tempted to take Bale out for Gerrard with my w/c, though I would want to bring back both Ba and Bale next GW, without incurring a transfer hit.

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Gerrard might be a good punt - i'm sure hindsight will pat a move like that on the back or kick it squarely in the plums.

        Personally i don't take short-term punts - i'm a bit dull like that.

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  18. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Ryan Taylor secures a well earned contract extension to 2015.

    I'll still not pick him next season, and moan when casuals rake in the points. 😛

    http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20120308/exclusive-taylor-signs-new-deal_2281670_2638836?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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    1. Hay Number 2
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Ha ha...I haven't had him once this season!

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Nor me - wish i did though. His threat of rotation scares the bejeebers out of me.

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    2. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I keep managing to have him at the wrong times!
      I have him when he's dropped, and when he scores, I don't!

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    3. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      every chance he'll be like Coleman and be listed as a mid next season, won't be quite as appealing.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Aye there is a fair chance he will be a 5.5 midfielder.

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  19. Heiro
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    If you had Mclean already. Would you transfer

    A: Walters -> Drenthe
    B: Walters -> Pilk (leader has pilkinton)
    C: Walters -> Sig (despite bad rotation with Mclean)
    D: Walters -> Another Norich
    E: Walters -> You pick

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    1. Arselona
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      From your choices -C... Otherwise E: Morrison...

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    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Walters -> Sig. Too much emphasis is put on home and away rotation. Sigurdsson away form is better then his home.

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      1. Heiro
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Sig doesnt have great fixtures coming up. City, Everton,Fulham,Tot.... not unbeleivable

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    3. Heiro
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      F: Morrison

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    4. Hay Number 2
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I went for Pilkington on the basis that I already had siggy and he has a better fixture this weekend!

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  20. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Neymar got a hat trick last night. The second goal in unbelievable.

    http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/neymar-hat-trick-v-internacional/

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      But can he do it for Stoke?

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Obviously not, why would they pass to him when Rory Delap can do that in one throw.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Lulz. Cant believe Adrian Chump Chiles said that about Messi. What a gimpasaur.

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            That guy is stealing a living. Can't stand him.

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            1. ColeHole
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Twas also said that Messi "can't do it for it for Argentina", the week after the scored a hattrick.

              Imbeciles.

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Almost as good as Ben Arfa v Blackburn. Not that I'm biased of course 😉

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          He looked good against Sunderland, that bit of skill where he dragged the ball back and then pushed it forward past the defender was class.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah amazing tekkers. Just wish he laid it back instead of going for the tight angle, nice effort though.

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      3. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        😀
        Can he do it against Everton and their infernal bus-parking?!

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    2. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Wow!

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    3. COMH
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      He is incredible!

      Love the way he glides past defenders. Amazing finisher too.

      Who is most likely to sign him?

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Seems like Barcelona are the frontrunners. Think he'll need more time before he's ready for a great European team personally.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          He'll be fine in Spain, theres only half a dozen teams that can defend.

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I suppose. Not easy just stepping up to the best team on the planet still. Could be a major mistake if he's not ready.

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              True, helluva lot of focus and pressure. The Champions League is still pretty competitive as well. I suppose they could loan him out to a lesser Spanish side, but I cant imagine they'd pay what around £50m* to then loan him elsewhere.

              *no idea what he'd cost, I guess an awful lot unless he has a release clause or contract is nearly up.

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            2. Menly
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              I think he signed a new contact recently so he won't be going any time soon

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      2. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Think he'll end up at Real or Barca. Would love him in the Prem but think only City could afford him, so I'd rather he went abroad. 😛

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    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      He needs a haircut.

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  21. Arselona
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Has Valencia stopped windging yet?

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    1. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      😕

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  22. udit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    ****DISCLAIMER : NON FF RELATED****

    I have to go out for an important dinner today, could anyone please recommend some clean jokes that I could use? It would really help, thanks a lot

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    1. Josh
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'Why the long face?'.

      Horse says ' I have Bone Cancer '

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        That's good thanks 🙂

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        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          If, like me, she lost her mom to cancer then she won't find that funny.

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I lost my father to cancer 😕 He was 36 and I was just 7.

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            1. Christina.
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Here I'm assuming it's a romantic date...Is it work/Uni related?

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                Family dinner.

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                1. Christina.
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 1 month ago

                  What's so important about it that you need jokes to tell jokes? Is that where you have been the whole day? Grooming yourself?

                  You can try my joke of earlier today....no guarantees though....

                  Bird of wisdom - Owl
                  Bird of peace - Dove
                  Bird of true love/safe sex....no not a condor..SWALLOW

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          2. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I lost my mum to cancer and think this joke is of excellent taste.

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        2. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Love the joke but i wouldn't use this one Udit. I lost my gran to cancer (am welling as i'm typing) and although i can still find the joke funny - there are others that possibly won't.

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah, I probably won't. I like this one - Doctor - " I have bad news and worse news"
            Patient - " what's the bad news?"
            Doctor- " You have 24hrs to live"
            Patient - "That's terrible! What could be worse?"
            Doctor-"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday"

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      2. Hiphopopotamus
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        🙂

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      3. McDog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        😆 that is good

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    2. Arselona
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      "Who was that actress that stabbed herself?... Reece.... um...."

      "Witherspoon?"

      "No, with a knife"

      🙂

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        🙂

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      2. heco87
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Like it a lot

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        1. Arselona
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Keke, always works...

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    3. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Whats long green and smells of pork?

      Kermits middle finger.

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks, but not many people would know Kermit there.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Aw. Its topical as well.

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        2. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Where?

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Here

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    4. heco87
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      There was an explosion in a cheese factory in france last week

      Nothing left but de brie

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Like it 🙂

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        1. heco87
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          What's the only cheese you can hide a horse with?

          Marscapony

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Cheesy 😉

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Try here:

      http://www.sickipedia.org/

      😉

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Never going back to that website 😕

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          +19

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        A sample:

        Luis Suarez has apologised for not shaking hands with Evra.

        "I didn't realise it was him," he said. "They all look the f*cking same to me."

        *this is a joke about a racist, not a racist joke.

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        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Racist! 😉

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    6. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      what's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

      You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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    7. ColeHole
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Lay off the prepared jokes, just be charming.

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      1. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Any tips?

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        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Hide a banana in your pants. Your nieces won't take their eyes of you.

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Im 19 🙄

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            1. Christina.
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              You will need two then.

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                Which part of clean jokes didn't you get? 😀

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                1. Christina.
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 1 month ago

                  BTW...gravatar change...family dinner....

                  Did you get into Harvard?

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                  1. udit
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 1 month ago

                    Not yet.... But Hopefully I will soon 🙂 Very nervous, it's my dream college, but it's so freaking competitive ðŸ™

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        2. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          I recently lost my job as a bingo caller. Apparently its not appropriate to say "A meal for two, with a terrible view" when the number 69 comes out...

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          1. Fratboy
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            hahahahaha

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          2. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Look above.

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            1. Bøwstring The Carp
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Awh I'm sure it'll go fine. Can't go wrong with Colehole's comment below me 🙂

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        3. ColeHole
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          You seem like a smart guy, so it shouldn't be tooooo difficult. Depends on context and what way you are trying to impress. If you're nervous, 1 or 2 nice clean jokes may help.

          Ususally works better when the jokes flow through the conversation topics, unless someone there is liekly to tell one and you'd like to prepare a contribution of your own, just in case.

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Thanks Colehole, very reassuring 🙂

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    8. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

      A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and shouts out 'THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!'

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      1. Christina.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        2/8/20?

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          +1 But it's a funny joke. 🙂

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        2. Fratboy
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          say it out loud...

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            ....

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        3. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Can't believe you didn't get that Christina...

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I still haven't got it!! Oh the shame!! ðŸ™

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            1. Fratboy
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              2 8 2 0

              twit twoo

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                Nice, but not for saying out loud 🙂

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          2. Christina.
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            😳

            Still don't. Home time.

            Catch you later alligator.

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            1. Fratboy
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              In a while Christina

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    9. hvsauce
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      What did the Dalai Lama say to the pizza vendor?

      Make me one with everything.

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  23. Josh
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    I haven't had Aguero or Rooney all season and I'd rather like to keep it that way. Genuinely think that there are better value players out there. For instance, Dzeko instead of Aguero paid off for me over the last 5 weeks. I was able to get people like Siggy instead of Moses. Alot of people seem certain that Rooney will outscore Suarez this weekend but I'm still almost certain he can't outscore him enough to make the 3.0 difference, especially with Suarez playing twice.

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    1. Josh
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      just to justify me not having Rooney...yet!

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  24. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Probably been mentioned, but PODOLSKI IN AT ONLY 10.9M!! BARGAIN!!!!

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Lets give him a season or two before we say that. He certainly has talent but he flopped pretty badly at Bayern.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Miroslav Klose only scored 1 in 4 playing at Bayern, I think we all agree he's pretty class

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          We do?

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            He is.

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          2. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            I think you're setting the bar awfully high if you think he isn't 😉

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              He's a class player for Germany, not done quite as well at club level.

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Chamakh was free - doesn't make him a bargain.

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        The important point here is "Podolski" 😉

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    3. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I'd rather have a third of Caroll

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        his pony-tail?

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      2. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        That would be one third of a turd then

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          The3rdturd? where are you?!

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    4. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      43 goals in 95 games for Germany, scored multiple goals at multiple World Cups, helped tear England apart at the one just two years ago, the doubters are mad.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Not at all, as I said Podolski has talent.
        Andrey Shevchenko was one of the greatest strikers ever to grace the game before he came to England. The Premiership doesnt suit everyone.

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          True, Shevchenko was a big flop. But if there were two countries best suited to the English style, I'd say it's Germany and Holland. Klinsmann has already blazed a trail for him...

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Aye I know what you're saying. I think its a positive and probably good signing for Arsenal. I'm just doing a bit of cautious fence sitting is all, a bargain can only be judged a bargain after seeing how well they do in my opinion.

            He is a potential bargain 😉

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            1. isacki: full casual
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              Fair enough Attila I got rather excited I'll be honest 😉 He could be a bargain.... even, dare I say it... a Ba-gain (either one, £9m / free :D)

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      2. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        oh they doubt him because He is not EEnglish and comes Very Cheap..

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah thats exactly it.
          Well done.

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      3. ColeHole
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        Klose's WC record is even better, no?

        TBH Poldi's never totally convinced me, but at 10.9 m, I will hold off judging him.

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Klose's record is even better, pity he's 33.

          Obviously there is risk as in any transfer but what attracts me about Podolski is his pace AND efficient finishing (I'm looking at you Walcott, Gerv).

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          1. ColeHole
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            How do you think he'd fit in to a 3 striker system?

            He's far more effective playing centrally iirc. RVP's role basically.

            Just a naughty thought.... Poldolski + Hazard (-RVP ) = transfer profit?

            If ARS are in CL, it'll be a shame for RVP to leave - team is set up for him.

            If not Barca, I can't see where he would have it better.

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  25. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Any news on Jags starting both games for Everton? Jags was on the bench for Everton last match, did 90 mins with the reserves this week, so he should start both matches, right?

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  26. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone keeping an eye on Lukaku? Was stunning in Belgium, has had time to bed in, if Sturridge continues wide right he may get a go given that Torres and Drogba haven't delivered so far. Certainly worth a look next year.

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  27. Scholsey
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    how abt sess->charlie adam????

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  28. Soccerates
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone playing MLS Fantasy this year? Season starts on Saturday and continues through the summer when the Premier League season is over. There seem to be a couple of options… http://www.mlssoccer.com/fantasy is the official game which is pretty similar to the Premier League version and there is also an ESPN MLS Fantasy game. http://www.MLSFantasyManager.com is a good site for expected team line-ups. Anyone in?

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      there is an FFS league for the official one.

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    2. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I am.

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Yep, signed uop and ready to go.

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    4. Dr Bronner
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      seriously thanks for the heads up on this, I'm trying to get into mls this season. I'm already really liking sounders so gives me a team to support atleast.

      Any tips for players?

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Landon Donovan, Thierry Henry, Dwanye De Rosario. Use the teams selected by stat to help you.

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        1. Dr Bronner
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          nice, cheers mate

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  29. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Is anyone still holding onto Sess ?? Its a matter of just two weeks after which I'd want him in my team anyway .. So not going to waste a transfer

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    1. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Shipped him out, it was emotional, a little tear trickled down down my face. be even more emotional when I bring him back.

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  30. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Where is Mull???

    Is he running scared having seen my ranking??? 😛

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    1. udit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      He got defeated(crushed) by 59 last week, probably nursing his ego back.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Talk to me about it...

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Yea, you were number 2 😀

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      2. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        yeah he had a stinker, hoping he has another one,

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    2. MJonno_79
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Not a bad ranking but not good either

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