634x258 Moving Target
14 August 2012 2545 comments
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West Brom boss Steve Clarke continued to bolster his forward options last week by snapping up the highly-rated Romelu Lukaku on a season-long loan. The 19-year old arrives from Clarke’s former club Chelsea and, in a busy week for the Baggies, followed Markus Rosenberg to the Hawthorns as the new manager prepares for Saturday’s opener at home to Liverpool:

Lukaku becomes Clarke’s fifth signing since taking over the managerial reins earlier this summer and with Roberto Di Matteo keen to afford the young frontman plenty game time this season, there were several suitors queuing up for his temporary acquisition. The Baggies boss revealed he was keen to afford Lukaku a place in his first-team squad and expects the Belgian to play a significant part in the season ahead for the midlands outfit:

“I’m delighted to welcome Romelu to the club. He’s a strong, powerful centre-forward who is young, enthusiastic and eager to learn. He was also desperate to come here. With the calibre of strikers Chelsea have got, he’s found it difficult to break into the first team at Stamford Bridge. But he’s had a season working at a top Premier League club and he now needs more minutes on the pitch. We’re more than happy for Romelu to continue his development with us. I am sure he will be a big help to the squad over the course of the season.”

The Statistics

A prodigious talent, Lukaku joined his local team Rupel Boom at just five years of age before moving to the youth academy at Belgian Pro League side SK Lierse. He racked up the goals at an astonishing rate, scoring 121 times in just 68 games before signing a youth contract for Anderlecht – there, he continued to find the net with consummate ease, with 131 goals in 93 games, before making his first-team debut at the age of 16.

Despite the step up in class, Lukaku’s attacking threat showed little sign of abating. Breaking into the senior side at the tail end of 2008-09, he became a regular over the next couple of seasons and racked up 33 goals and 13 assists in just 73 games for the club before Chelsea came calling at the beginning of last term. Although he was heralded as the “new Didier Drogba” upon his arrival to the Bridge, Lukaku was afforded next to no game time; he started just one match last season, with seven brief sub appearances also thrown in and, as a result, accrued just a single assist. Over nine games for the Blues’ reserves, however, the youngster was far more prolific, scoring seven times and providing a pair of assists. On the international front, Lukaku has represented his country at every level from Under 15 to Under 21 and has found the net twice in 14 appearances for the senior side.

The Prospects

Speaking to the club’s official website upon completion of his move, the forward revealed he had been in regular contact with Clarke prior to making his decision. While the Chelsea connection played a part in the move, it’s clear that Lukaku has been promised plenty of game time by his new boss as Clarke looks to freshen up an attack that scored a mere 45 goals under Roy Hodgson in 2011/12:

Since the first day I spoke to Chelsea about going out on loan, I’ve spoken to the gaffer here a lot. He was the first person who contacted me and that means a lot. It will be good for my development as a young man. Hopefully, I can get to know all the players’ qualities so I can fit into the team very quickly. I want to finish as high as possible with the club next season and score goals. I don’t want to say a target but if I get off to a good start, and fit myself into the team, hopefully we will have a great season and keep the fans happy week in, week out.

While the versatility of Peter Odemwingie has seen the Nigerian utilised wide right in recent pre-season matches, Lukaku will surely be handed a central role in the campaign ahead. Priced at 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), he costs the same as fellow new boy Rosenberg but is 0.5 more expensive than Shane Long – a factor which could go against him when assessing West Brom’s options. Coming in at just 6.2 in the Sky Sports game, however, he is an intriguing prospect should he nail down a regular role – Odemwingie and Long are 8.0 and 7.7 in comparison. Today’s news that Simon Cox has left for Nottingham Forest certainly increases his chances of game time, too.

Much may depend on Clarke’s favoured formation; he has trialled 4-3-3 and 4-4-2 over the last few games but Lukaku’s strength and aerial presence makes him the ideal target man, with Long or perhaps Odemwingie playing on the shoulder of the last defender should the Baggies keep faith in a front two. At present, though, there are still enough question marks over his game time to deter Fantasy managers from investing in Lukaku – the likes of Djibril Cisse, Danny Graham and Mladen Petric are available for similar or cheaper prices in FPL and all three offer the guarantee of game time in addition to strong current form as the season approaches.

Looking at the opening schedule, Clarke has a reasonable run of fixtures between Gameweeks 3-7 which could potentially see Lukaku prosper if he is handed the game time he clearly anticipates. Three strong home games (EVE, RDG, QPR), supplemented by trips to Fulham and Villa, will be crucial for the new man in charge and as he looks to improve upon a home record that harvested a mere 21 goals at the Hawthorns last time round, Clarke could be set to turn to the towering Lukaku to replicate his Anderlecht form and get the Baggies off to a flying start.

Further Reference

Romelu Lukaku Wikipedia
Romelu Lukaku Statistics
Romelu Lukaku YouTube

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  1. Lord Flashheart
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    QPR question - many people rate taarbat and many RMT have him - why no love for Park? surely he has shown some great skil and ability for ManU? is he a rotation risk? what am i missing?

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    1. gledy
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      Park deep lying playmaker, Taar playing in the hole.

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    2. FPL Emu
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      He's prob not a rotation risk, but Taarabt is the same price, is more attacking (probably), used to his team, and on set pieces.

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  2. Sir_Dunc
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    Where does Song play for Arsenal? Does he get forward and will he even get near the pitch with their new signings?

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    1. Mr Blue
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      Uhm.. Yes he will be 100% nailed on
      He plays CM, him and Arteta is playing deep and/or box-to-box

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    2. Love In the Time of Kolarov
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      Song plays fairly deep, but he plays a good deal of nice through balls. Could chip in with some decent assists

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  3. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Any arsenal fans going to tell me starting team for gw1?

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    1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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      Koscielny should start

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    2. DRIZ ✅
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      szcheny

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    3. Scroobius Mac
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      I'm a Spurs fan but I'll take a stab
      Chezney
      Koasicleny Verm Mertesacker Gibbs
      Song Arteta
      Gervinho Carzorla Podolski
      Giroud

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        I'm a spurs fan too. Glad we don't have mertesacker.

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        1. DRIZ ✅
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          spurs fans picking arsenal players? where is the rivalry

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            It's all about beating ur mates at fantasy

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    4. GOONER
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      Most probable line up:

      Sczcesny
      Jenkinsen Verm Kosc Gibbs
      Song. Arteta(if fit)
      Cazorla
      Gervinho(if Walcott is not fit) Giroud(if RVP leaves). Podolski

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      1. Mr Blue
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        this

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      2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        So gervinho not nailed on?

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        1. Mr Blue
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          No.. he might start IF Walcott is not fit enough and/or Podski will be eased in.. Gervinho, imo, is nothing more than a 1-2 gws punt

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Only want arsenal coverage for gw1 n then again after gw4. Got some tasty fixtures

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      3. Le Limpar
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        Yup - this looks likely. But lots could change at AFC even in the next few days, so I'd wait and see.

        But Gervinho - while looking very sharp - is certainly not nailed on.

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      4. GA Phenomena
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        Agree that

        but i think Jenkinson is on the bench
        due to Coquelin/Djourou can be cover at RB too

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  4. Mumble Pie
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    I'm starting again.....

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  5. MajesticWok
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    Not quite sure why people aren't liking Mata at the moment. Had a great debut season and can only improve. People are only picking Torres out of hope rather than statistical likeliness. Mata is your GW1 player IMO

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    1. Cyril Figgis
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      I was going with Torres but just noticed he's flying to Puerto Rico for his friendly... If he plays in that game I can't see him playing in both of Chelsea's DGW games, so I've swapped him for Aguero and gone for Mata in midfield.

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  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    LONG POST WARNING! 😀

    Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
    (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small Town, west of Quilpie in the far Southwest of Queensland.)

    Dear Mum & Dad,

    I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that The Army is better
    than workin' on our farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all
    gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, ‘cos all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but it’s not so bad, ‘cos there's lotsa hot water - and even a light to see what ya doing!

    At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs, but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a ‘route march‘ - geez it’s only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!!

    This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin’ - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back of ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Show last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - a piece of piss!!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting Truck when you reload!

    Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with The city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do of home after the muster.

    Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders - and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him ‘till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
    I can’t complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

    Your loving daughter,
    Sheila

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    1. beric
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      Hahaha

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    2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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      😛

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    3. Mr Blue
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      LMAO

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    4. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I read it in Alf's voice from home and away...is he still in that?

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      1. SPorting
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        ya big galah!

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    5. Billy Gilmore
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      😆 You don't even know how accurate that actually is 😆

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I knew you would love this. 🙂

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          Absolute gold 😆

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  7. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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    ok. before anyone actually quotes me on anything, I actually think Gervinho isn't a great choice. I just saw the start of a bandwagon forming and thought I'd try push it along! 😆

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    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      But he is.

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      1. blue cheese
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        Oi, Reading fans say HRK won't start.

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        1. beric
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          I'm thinking Puncheon as my 4.5

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          1. blue cheese
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            Me too. It's between him and El-Ahmadi.

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        2. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          13 years, 4 months ago

          the ones on here think he will, he has played pre-season whilst Kebe has been out

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          1. LeBron - King of Argentina
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 4 months ago

            True

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          2. blue cheese
            • 14 Years
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            I know that. He has scored 2 goals as well. But lot of ppl say McCleary will start ahead of him.

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        3. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 4 months ago

          We will hear by Friday. If not, i will go Gervinho :p

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      2. FPL Emu
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        13 years, 4 months ago

        At this point I think bascially any Arsenal player is a differential (amongst lots of the people that are on this site and do better than average), so I don't really see the reason of going for a guy that will never be nailed on. +0.5 for Arteta instead. Or, better, 1.5 for SantiC

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    2. LeBron - King of Argentina
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Yeah, I don't get all this Gervinho love myself. Could someone explain it to me perhaps...

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      I agree, I'm trying to bandwagon for selfish reasons. The more people that have him, the higher up I will be 😆

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      1. LeBron - King of Argentina
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        This

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      2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
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        +1 just did it for a laugh... 🙁 I feel so guilty now... 😆

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        1. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 4 months ago

          but he is a good option! :p

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    4. Cyril Figgis
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Nope, too late! You can't take it back! I've rebuilt my team from scratch to fit in Gervinho! When he does bugger all I'll be here to whine at you for giving me bad advice! 😛

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    5. getfunky
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      i'm not even convinced he'll start, wenger may well stick podolski on the left, arteta in the CAM role & carzola on the right

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      1. GoonerByron
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        Arteta has never played CAM for us. He plays as one of the two DMs. Cazorla only has Ramsey and Rosicky for competition in that position.

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  8. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    The biggest arguement/discussion on FFS this season will be about ....................

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Blaming "the fools on her who told me..."

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      1. Podge
        • 14 Years
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        oops here*

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      2. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        winner by default Podge....

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  9. gdog2244
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Best 4 mil defender that is nailed on?

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    1. heco87
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      In inClyned to go for a Southampton option

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      1. Matthew
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        😀

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      2. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        I'd go for Reading I suppose if I had a gunter my head

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  10. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Henriquez passes medical ahead of Manchester United move
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2188234/Angelo-Henriquez-Manchester-United-medical.html?ITO=1490

    BOOM, Bye Bye Robin

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    1. LeBron - King of Argentina
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      What a relief, Roonpig is a great option all of a sudden 😉

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        He's the only player that has remained in my team the whole time.

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        1. LeBron - King of Argentina
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 4 months ago

          Will be in mine after GW1 hopefully

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          1. beric
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 4 months ago

            You'll miss his hattrick against Everton.

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            1. LeBron - King of Argentina
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 4 months ago

              Yeah right LOL

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            2. OPTA FPL
              • 14 Years
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              Rooney, hattrick, Everton, 😆

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            3. beric
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 4 months ago

              Laugh now... you'll see 😉

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    2. Conrad.
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      LOL

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 4 months ago

      don't see this affecting the RvP deal at all

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      1. Podge
        • 14 Years
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        Exactly

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    4. DRIZ ✅
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      and welcome rvp also

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    5. Abominable Snowy84
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      18 year old. Not likely to change RVP situation.

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    6. The Bandit
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      Not a chance he will be a regular first team player, banked for the future...

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    7. Efan Ekoku Pops
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      He's been linked with the club for a while. RVP will arrive later on in the week to frustrate us all.

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  11. Abominable Snowy84
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    13 years, 4 months ago

    Ah my Gervinho bandwagon didnt get far 😆

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Silly Billy. 😉

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I'm on it. Riding it straight to gw1

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
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        13 years, 4 months ago

        *Abominable Snowy84 is not at fault when things go awry! Abominable Snowy84 is regulated blah blah blah

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    3. blue cheese
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      I'm on it.

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  12. Lord Flashheart
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    • 14 Years
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    Lost on last page – many people rate taarbat and many RMT have him – why no love for Park? surely he has shown some great skil and ability for ManU? is he a rotation risk? what am i missing?

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    1. Le Limpar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      I'd have Park over Taraabt, Hoilett too for that matter - but for .5 more I'd rather Michu/Pienaar

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  13. gers23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    which option?

    A)ramires and bent
    B)ramires and petric with 2 m to upgrade torres to rooney gw 2
    C)lampard and petric
    D)mata/hazard and petric

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  14. Fat Ronaldo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Bent and Michu/ McLean
    or
    Graham and £9m midfielder

    Think I know the answer to this but I cant seem to convince myself not to include bent...

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  15. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Seaman
    Dixon/heartburn/Adams/cole
    Over mars / smally/ fab/ viera
    Rvp / Bergcamp

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
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      reply fail?

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    2. GA Phenomena
      • 13 Years
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      Ohh, only RVP and Cole can get more point hahaha

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  16. anish10
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    anyone going for nolan?

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
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      Nope

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    2. Conrad.
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      ahhh yea.

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    3. DRIZ ✅
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      13 years, 4 months ago

      fond of the celbration

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  17. petterh86
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Hey! Please RMT:

    Fed (Jaask)
    Cole / Zab / Hangeland / (Fonte) / (Barnett)
    Bale / Carzola / Lampard / Taarabt / (Noble)
    Torres / Tevez / Graham

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  18. Bielsa’s bucket
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Here we go with my first RMT of the new Season,

    Federici (Friedel)
    Zab, Ivanovic, Gunter (Kaboul, Hangeland)
    Ramires (V), Yaya, Carzola, Guthrie (Bale)
    Tevez, Torres (C) Graham

    have got the Reading players in because of dgw and feel youve pretty much got a guaranteed minimum 4 pts with them

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    1. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      you have 6 DGW players and gw3 none will play, good luck!

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  19. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Any chance of sturridge playing gw1?

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    1. DRIZ ✅
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      13 years, 4 months ago

      not after that penalty miss

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    2. Cyril Figgis
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      I doubt Torres will play both games since he has to fly out to Puerto Rico, so I reckon Sturridge will start one of them.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Bugger it. Al just go with aguero tev n graham up front

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        1. Cyril Figgis
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          That's what my current plan is... No doubt it will be different in 30 minutes time though.

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  20. Deano
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    13 years, 4 months ago

    Latest version and would appreciate feedback for a first time player from down under:

    Cech (Al-habsi)
    Shawcross, Hangeland, Coloccini (Cuellar, McCartney)
    VDV, Mata, Piennaar, Michu (N’Zgobia)
    Torres (C), Tevez, Graham
    2M left

    Proposed trades post GW1:
    Cech>Ruddy
    Torres>Rooney
    Mata>Cazorla

    Am also thinking of starting with Lescott instead og Handeland and Bale instead of VDV.

    What are you expert thoughts for a newby???

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      That's a lot of transfers planned. Not sure about ShawX. Too much money will be sitting on your midfield bench--downgrade one to get a big-hitter def.

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  21. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Is noble still nailed on? Seen suggestions that new signings may force him onto the bench...

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  22. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    My group at work has just set up a mini league. Could be a bit awkward if I steamroller the whole thing. I will have to start off slow and then get better as the season progresses. OK, so that explains my rubbish start this year...

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    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      try and make it a money league if possible!

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  23. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
    • 16 Years
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    Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".

    So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

    "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.

    "Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"

    His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre,
    kiss me lower."

    Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.

    "Pierre, what are you doing" she says.

    "My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"

    They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."

    Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.

    Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"

    "My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Nice!

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    2. Le Limpar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      I can imagine this tearing the roof off circa 1949... maybe even told by Terry Thomas!

      10/10

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  24. Dyl
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Any thoughts on my team?

    Szczesny westwood

    Cole Lescott hangeland fox o'brien

    Young Nasri ramires bale taylor

    tevez torres graham

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      young, nasri may not start

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  25. LeBron - King of Argentina
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Who would you rather play in GW1?:

    A. HRK

    B. Guthrie

    C. N'Zogbia

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    1. blue cheese
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      How do you know for certain HRK will start?

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      1. LeBron - King of Argentina
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        I don't therefore I am asking LOL

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        1. blue cheese
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 4 months ago

          Then why would you want him in your squad?

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          1. LeBron - King of Argentina
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 4 months ago

            LOL, well someone might be a reading fan and therefore have have a clue as to whether he's gonna start for them.

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            1. blue cheese
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 4 months ago

              I just posted above that two Reading fans on here think he won't start.

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              1. LeBron - King of Argentina
                • 13 Years
                13 years, 4 months ago

                Ok. Would you rather play Guthrie or N'Zog in GW1?

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    2. Real Champion
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      A.

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  26. GOONER
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Torres is flying for the Spain friendly if he plays I think he might not get the game time that we expect for a DGW, and he just played the CS, so he actually can't play 4 matches in opprox. 10 days. If by then Sturridge still not fit we could see Piazon which would be really interesting.

    Anyone?

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    1. FPL Emu
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      I think the most important part of this post is the first sentence. Piazon? Just don't.

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    2. Jonah Takalua
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      With Lukaku gone there is no one else to play up front (sturridge is unlikely to be used there)

      He also did very well verses City until the sending off

      He will start both

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    3. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      I think Torres will play 60-70 mins in both games, scoring twice in each.

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  27. KickIt
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Right, new grav as the previous two had been used already!

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Give it time...

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Boobs are quite popular too

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  28. Guinney
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Best 4 million euro defenders?

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    1. Efan Ekoku Pops
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      Euros were the other month?

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  29. getfunky
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    why do people keep posting RMTs when they're almost identical to everyone elses O_o

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    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      why do people keep posting when they’re almost identical to everyone elses O_o

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    2. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      They can't be bothered to read other peoples posts.

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        They can’t be bothered to read other peoples posts.

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        1. beric
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 4 months ago

          They can’t be bothered to read other peoples posts. .

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          1. blue cheese
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 4 months ago

            They can’t be bothered to read other peoples posts.

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    3. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 4 months ago

      And if it's different to everyone else's, they get told why it should be the same as everybody else's.

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 4 months ago

        They can’t be bothered to read other peoples posts.

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  30. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone set up a league on here. Looking to branch out from my usual 2 leagues this season

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