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Reports are starting to surface that the FA will take no further action on a trio of controversial incidents that occurred in the Gameweek gone by. Robin Van Persie’s alleged elbow on Yohan Cabaye at the Sports Direct Arena was reviewed by Howard Webb and was not considered to be an act of violent conduct, meaning the Dutchman will be available for United’s Gameweek 8 home showdown against Stoke.

The decision will no doubt infuriate Alan Pardew – the Newcastle boss called for Van Persie to be banned after yesterday’s 3-0 loss. United subbed off their summer signing just four minutes after the incident, with Pardew certain of the Dutchman’s intent:

“He has looked at Yohan and he has elbowed him, and I think that perhaps needs to be looked at, if I am honest. There’s a bit of history from last year and I don’t know if Robin has been caught up in that, but that was just a little bit unsavoury. I actually thought Yohan wouldn’t have gone down if he hadn’t done something. I didn’t see it myself, but I have obviously seen it on the replay and it looks like he has looked at him and put his elbow there.”

Pardew did receive some good news, however, after Webb also failed to report Cheick Tiote’s apparent stamp on Tom Cleverley in the same match.

Elsewhere, Robert Huth has escaped a possible suspension for violent conduct. The Stoke defender appeared to stamp on Luis Suarez in yesterday’s goalless draw at Anfield but will not have to face the authorities. This somewhat atones for his failed appeal back in February, where the German was slapped with a three-match ban for a tackle on Sunderland’s David Meyler.

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  1. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    McAnuff's stats are'nt that good.. 6 key passes and 7 shots in 5 games. meh

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      KEBE FTW

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  2. Fantasy-er
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone know the ins and outs of this Ashley Cole charge? Is he facing any kind of ban?

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    1. iain_90
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      hopefully.

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    2. thetinkerman
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Fine probably

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        he won't be fine, the FA will definitely do something.

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        1. thetinkerman
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          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          fine as in the noun, not the adjective.

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  3. iain_90
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    I have RVP and was hopeful that a three game ban would ease my transfer headache over the coming weeks. My team:

    Jussi Ruddy
    Davies Baines Rafael Bertrand McAuley
    Sterling Pienaar Hazard Michu Cazorla
    RVP Fletch Defoe

    Questions: what should I do with my two free transfers? Will Cole get banned and Bertrand come in? Any input would be brilliant. Thanks

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    1. Smakies
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard to mata or hba
      fletch to berb
      def is good for now

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      1. iain_90
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I'm feeling the Berbatov move.

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        1. Naboo
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Hazard to Silva for City coverage?

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        2. iain_90
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          what about Hazard to Nolan?

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          1. iain_90
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            Berba and Silva looks good. Thanks loads guys.

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          2. Smakies
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            what would you do after this move ?

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            1. iain_90
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              I'm not sure. Get Michu out for someone, maybe Lennon? Or Mata and find an appropriately priced striker to take Defoe's place.

              Tough.

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  4. hazza44
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Worth getting in Mata now or to hard fixtures coming up??

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    1. Conrad.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      nah, he'll be worth it. he's good enuff to be fixture-proof, imo.

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  5. Smakies
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    OK guys, My plan was to keep a city and man utd def all season to roll the clean sheets but it didn't work like i wanted because they didn't get any (apart from last gwk)
    I had Hart and Vidic as my city/utd cover, i had to sell vidic for baines at gwk5 because he got injured and still wondering if i should keep hart because he is worth a lot other keepers are doing well. So should i keep Hart or sell him
    my defence is :
    hart/cerny
    hughes/baines/barnett/cuellar/demel
    any suggestions !

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    1. Conrad.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      whoa, thats a thin back line! keep Hart, or at least get a ManC defender, b/c they have a nice run of fixtures and will get some CSs for sure.

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      1. Smakies
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I know do you think doing Hazard to mata and demel to mcauley would be good ?

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        1. Conrad.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          yea, Haz to Mata is a good way to upgrade one of ur defenders, imo.

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    2. roscola
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I don't like expensive keepers myself but as you obviously do, here's a tidbit that might help you decide. Statistically, as the season rolls on, the big teams tend to get better at keeping clean sheets. I don't think it usually starts happening this early though.

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      1. Smakies
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        thanks

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      2. JT's Dog
        13 years, 9 months ago

        man city only had 4 clean sheets from middle of dec onwards and around 10 prior to that, so maybe depends on league situation and need to chase wins

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  6. Conrad.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Drafted league (so no one else is available and $ is no option):

    A) Micah Richards
    B) Jevans
    C) Mertesacker
    D) Gallas (or Caulker)
    E) J. Olsson

    of note: I have Evra and Verma already in my team, and no D "cover" from the other teams listed above.

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    1. Smakies
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      either C or D but i prefer D

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      1. Conrad.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        cheers. with Gallas instead of Caulker, right?

        (ps: Tots Unim Fem Força!)

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        1. Smakies
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Yes Gallas

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  7. Bambi
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    hazard tevez ---> torres silva ?? worth 4 point hit?

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    1. Conrad.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      nope.

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  8. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    WTF? RVP gets away with assault while Ashley Cole and John Terry are charged for using their right to free speech? Why don't the FA just hand the title to Man U now?

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    1. Kostja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      😀

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Aaahhh - don't you start!!! 🙂

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      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Teehee! 🙂

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    3. pompeyfan
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      This is a joke right? Surely you don't actually defend what they both said?

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Check the last page.

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    4. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Haters gonna hate

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    5. JT's Dog
      13 years, 9 months ago

      u r dutchist

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    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      #FACT

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    7. AAAAA
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I don't care about whether RVP should be suspended or not or what the FA did to Terry is a racist or a philanthropist the alarming thing is that in the 21st century you justify what Terry said by calling it "free speech"

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      1. OPTA FPL
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        +1

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      2. Paul Psychic Octopus
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I think what he's trying to say is that, objectionable though it is what Terry allegedly said, the FA is treating words as a more serious crime than violence. Which is odd when you think about it. Both should have been banned.

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    8. Simon69
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      "Free speech" are you taking the absolute p*ss??

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Pretty sure that was a joke. Just mocking the hyperbole used by people who make outraged posts. 😉

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      2. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I am indeed, doing my best Daniel impression.

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        1. Simon69
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Phew! I thought you had lost it for a minute! That kid is missing half his brain.

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        2. AAAAA
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Difficult to know when people are serious or trolling out here. 😉

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    9. thetinkerman
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Don't feed the troll

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      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        😉

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        1. thetinkerman
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          So now you're picking on one eyed people I see. Bully.

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    10. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      are you some idiot?

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    11. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      lol "assault".....he barely touched him and we all know cabaye is a little girl that even a feather would make him go down

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  9. In Tommy We Trust
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Pop out for half an hour and come back to FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

    the f.A and premier league are owned by United but it comes with the fact that united are the biggest asset both have.

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  10. vamp persie
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    for gw9 struggling to find a way to get michu out when fixtures strike

    A. RVP + michu âž¡ Dempsey +aguero
    B. Defoe + michu âž¡ Duff + jelly

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    1. Round and Round
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Neither. A with Silva or Bale.

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      1. vamp persie
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        0.1 short of bale ðŸ™

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    2. JT's Dog
      13 years, 9 months ago

      B i say, damn you B

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    3. Sloopy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I would want RVP back in gw 11 and would be afraid for Defoe' playtime, so B for me.

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    4. Conrad.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      A

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  11. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    What the hell?!

    Two soft penalties at the Bridge. Did Welbeck & Young take 2-on-1 diving lessons from Suarez as well?

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  12. Smakies
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Just wondering, Who is on a WC here ???

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I was about 10 minutes ago.... had a big lunch

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      1. JT's Dog
        13 years, 9 months ago

        this joke is dedicated to the late bernard manning

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      2. AAAAA
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        lol

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      3. Smakies
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        LOL

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      4. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        That's one sh*t pun

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    2. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Im on a WC. Doing this on a mobile right now... jk. I seriously am.

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  13. Adriano
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    First year player need some advice :p

    Vorm / Jaask
    Baines / Cashely / Hangeland / Clark / McCartney
    Hazard / HBA / Michu / McClean / Guthrie
    RVP / Ba/ Lambert

    Would this be worth a 4 pointer? Feel free to share any other suggestions.

    Cashley -> Wilson
    McClean -> Santi

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  14. Sloopy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Madness to do Gervinho and Felliani to Cazorla and Routledge (-4)?

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    1. thetinkerman
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I assume you think it is?

      Any combination of moves involving Fellaini out and Routledge in for a hit is wrong.

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  15. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Far to many players away from home next week. May end up captaining Michu.

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    1. JT's Dog
      13 years, 9 months ago

      with your rank do you expect sympathy? 🙂

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  16. Kostja
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    To all Chelsea fans moaning about RVP. Why have you comfortably forgot about this and NO ban?
    http://watchhighlightsonline.blogspot.com/2012/09/video-branislav-ivanovic-elbow-on.html

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      *conveniently

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      1. Kostja
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        yes 🙂

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      2. JT's Dog
        13 years, 9 months ago

        big difference between a convenience and a comfort

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        1. thetinkerman
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          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Depends if you're a German person speaking English. Then they're often used interchangeably..

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          1. Kostja
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            +1 the direct translation is the same for my language 🙂

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            1. thetinkerman
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              • 15 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              I thought that was the case when I checked your country on FPL!

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          😀 Don't go there ... 😉

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    2. Simon69
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Nothing worse than self righteous Chelsea supporters. Where were they before Abramovich came along?

      "Hollow, hollow, hollow....."

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      1. Damo.
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        ??? Still Chelsea fans would be my guess.

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        1. Kostja
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Have you read soccernomics? City and Chels got like 80-90% of their supporters after the sheiks and Abramovich came in.

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          1. Kostja
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            Not that this is relevant to the discussion 🙂 just a fact that popped into mind.

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          2. Damo.
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            Success brings fans. That's a no brainer. How do ya think Utd got so many when Murdoch was buying up all the titles.

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            1. Kostja
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              Ofcourse, but you just contradicted yourself here. After your sarcastic comment "??? Still Chelsea fans would be my guess". Because most of them were not.

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              1. Simon69
                • 13 Years
                13 years, 9 months ago

                Yup. Total contradiction. Wasn't even going to bother writing back.

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              2. Damo.
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 9 months ago

                No let me explain. The comment was to the prune giving it the whole history bollocks like so many foolish 'pool fans. My comment to you was meant that obviously they would be getting more fans as youngsters would start supporting. You can't start giving them the whole where were you shit.

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          3. AAAAA
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            I want to read it badly, would you suggest it?

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            1. Kostja
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              I do, a very nice read even for people not 100% football fans.

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          4. jamsiep
            • 17 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            80-90% increase in fans, or are they trying to claim that 80-90% of Chelsea fans total weren't around before 2003? That sounds far too much.

            Either way, it won't be the case in England, it'll just be the CFC family and all that bullshit. "Fans".

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            1. Kostja
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              I remember it as it being 90% but I dont have the copy around so cant be 100% sure of the number. And of course the number is much smaller for england. But also in england many "bandwagon fans" change clubs based on the results of recent years.

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      2. jamsiep
        • 17 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        SUPPORTING FULHAM!!!

        HAHAHA GREAT JOKE MATE

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        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Not in that group myself. Fan since 1994 when Ruud Gillit came. Vialli than etc. etc. etc.

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          1. Simon69
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            That's what they all say funnily enough....

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            1. Funkyav
              • 17 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              you have to laugh at a Utd supporter saying that...

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        2. Simon69
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Sarcasm... ha in my face

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    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I also remember him getting sent off in the Community Shield game and the vagaries of FA rules determined he would not receive a ban.

      Does that also mean you can do what you like in the Community Shield game, kick, punch, use vile language and get away with it?

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      1. Kostja
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Probably there is some way to punish the player if the violation is harsh enough. But I really have no idea.

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  17. Smakies
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Who is more a goal threat
    a)ridgewell
    b)mcauley

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    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I would say roughly equal, but Ridgewell is also an assist threat.

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  18. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    ok so I need some advice... I just bought a BMW 320 but it only works during the day and not at night... does anyone know what I am doing wrong? I used to have a manual older one and never had this problem but this automatic doesn't work at night.. wtf is going on with my car?

    any advice appreciated

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      😆 Sorry, mate - couldn't help it ...

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        no seriously it has a dodgy gearbox.... it doesn't work in night mode but works fine in day mode.

        pls help me

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      2. Simon69
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Unintentionally hilarious. I was sure it was a wind-up...

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    2. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      daytime car.

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    3. Kostja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      What? maybe your battery is bad, that could be the problem if it is colder at night

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    4. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Tried switching on the headlight before turning on the engine?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I don't know what's going on..... I was also at the lights the other day and some tw*t wanted a race and so I put it in race mode and backed into this shitty little vauxhall behind.... what is going on man...

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Then you will have to take it into a garage.

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            no seriously come on guys stop fecking around,.... I put it in day mode during the day and it's fine... the. at night I put it in night mode and it won't fecking go anywhere... I end up walking miles man....

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            1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              This may sound stupid (or just non-affluent, as I never owned a beemer), but I have never heard of "day mode" and "night mode" for a car. I would be googline "night mode BMW" if I were you, maybe this happened to someone else.

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              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 9 months ago

                my manual BMW didn't have a day or night mode either.... or a rac mode for that matter

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                1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 9 months ago

                  *race

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        2. JT's Dog
          13 years, 9 months ago

          wondering if maybe you hot wired it badly

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      *gets breath back*

      Check out the security settings in the handbook ...

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    6. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Is it sleepy? 🙂

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        it's definitely a fecking working gearbox

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          *wonky

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        2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          You know, the killer about this is that you can't get a garage to look at a car at night, or even after 5:00. So they'll never believe you! You'll take it in in daylight, they'll try it out and it'll be fine. They just go "Mmm hmm. Really. Won't work at night? You don't say."

          Wish I could help, but I think electronics must be behind it and that is beyond my ken.

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            I can't get my head around the race mode though and then going backwards... I must be doing something wrong .... the dealer keeps laughing at me 😉

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    7. AAAAA
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Its solar powered haven't you heard?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        don't u lot have day modes in ur cars?

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    8. In Tommy We Trust
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Is this after the session in the pub? 😉

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        never had this problem with my manual

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    9. jamsiep
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      haha

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 17 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        That isn't possible mate. U r messing with us? 😛

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    10. Paul Psychic Octopus
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Pay it some overtime

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    11. pjomara
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Maybe you're Knightrider?

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    12. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      1) does it have a pulsating red scanner bar attached to the front of the grill?

      2) do you wear tight jeans and a shirt open to the navel to show off your manly chest hair?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        u lot are worse than the dealer laughing at me.... he keeps saying it's an automatic.... what the feck is he going on about

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        1. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          he saw you coming Johnny D.

          or rather, he heard you coming. crashing into things and swearing.

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        2. JT's Dog
          13 years, 9 months ago

          i know a dealer that helps get you into race mode

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            🙂

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        3. JT's Dog
          13 years, 9 months ago

          did this dealer have big shoes, red nose and flower on his jacket

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      2. blue cheese
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        lol 😆

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    13. Billy Ketsu
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      What are you doing with a car? I thought you traveled everywhere by plane.....

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        please help Billy it's got a wonky gearbox and when I put it in day mode it's fine, then I put it in race mode and then the fecker goes backwards... and it night mode it goes nowhere...please help

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    14. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      This is a total windup! He is talking about the "D" for drive as "Daytime" and the "N" for neutral as "Night Mode". Then the "Race" is reverse!

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I cannot believe I actuall tried to be helpful without completely laughing at you! 🙂

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          😀 😆

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    15. Pasqualinho
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Auto gearbox 101. D is Drive, N is Neutral, R is Reverse. Not Day, Night and Race.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        finally... that was hard work 😆

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Lol. Congrats! You're the second one to crack this prank 😉

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          I know... didnt think it would work though

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          1. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            It sure does put things into perspective how undistracted people can be on this forum 😉

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          2. JT's Dog
            13 years, 9 months ago

            rule of comedy no 1. when you have to keep repeating it then it hasnt worked 🙂

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            1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              I think it worked though....

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              1. JT's Dog
                13 years, 9 months ago

                well it made me titter

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          3. In Tommy We Trust
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            It was more funny when I thought you were an idiot 😉

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            1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              Absolutely! I was really enjoying thinking what a muppet you were for buying a car with fancy electronics you couldn't understand. Now I have to think what a muppet I was not to see through this immediately! 🙂

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              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 9 months ago

                eunuch, u and enr were the best... enr with have u tried turning on the lights had me in stitches.... and ur comment about taking to the garage but them never being able to tell... brilliant...

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        2. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          OH.

          it was a JOKE.

          never was very good at them.......

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        3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Third I'd say. 😉

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    16. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      haha funny sheet

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      1. Le Limpar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        This was excellent.

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  19. FF Dirtbag
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    What do you think about this WC team?

    Foster Begovic
    Rafael Gibbs Wilson McCartney Clyne
    Bale Caz Mata Pienaar Maloney
    Berbatov RVP Fletcher//Ba

    Got 0.1 in the bank at the moment. Would there be any changes you can think of?

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    1. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Possibly thinking Gibbs-> Jenkinson
      and
      Fletcher -> Jelavic

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      1. Gooders
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I don't think Jenkinson will play once Sagna is back. He may be fit by next gameweek so keep an eye on that.

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    2. Fantasy-er
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I reckon you'll need some Man City coverage.

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    3. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      City?

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      1. FF Dirtbag
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        But who would you go for? Silva isn't up to scratch atm, Yaya is doing the general pattern of 2,2,2... and up front there are viable options elsewhere. Defensively... I would probably think about it.

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  20. albie.s
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    2FT......
    what do we think off Hazard + Lambert for Mata + Berbatov?

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Get Cazorla over Mata

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      1. albie.s
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        thanks, Already have Cazorla 🙂

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        1. JK - Cønt â­
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Bale then

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          1. albie.s
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            if only 🙂 im 0.5m short for a Hazard + Lambert for Bale + Berbatov move ðŸ™

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    2. albie.s
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      an controversial alternative for a hit???....

      RVP + Yaya + Lambert for Aguero + Bale + Berbatov

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  21. aarnav
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    guys in my defence i have rafael , baines ,jenkinson , demel and fonte who should i play in gw8 as sagna coming back should i bench jenkinson?

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    1. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      just start him... the worst thing thatcould happen is he doesnt play and a sub comes in

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  22. pjomara
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Who'll score more pts over remainder of season?
    (a) Nolan
    (b) Michu

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Hm.... Very very close call. Personaly I don't have a clue. Both are on the way for double digit goals this season. Both of them card magnets so maybe the one who will miss less games?

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    2. Adriano
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Michu

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    3. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      i'll stick my neck out and go for Nolan.

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    4. Round and Round
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Nolan. Better team, better striker to feed off, better player. Better.

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      1. Le Limpar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I have to say I don't agree with any of this.

        Michu.

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    5. Fantasy-er
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Nolan all day.

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      1. Funkyav
        • 17 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Michu imo

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  23. gdog2244
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    GK: Vorm, Bego
    DEF: Baines, gibbs, cuellar, demel, Saylor
    MID: bale,michu, Hazard, Kac , pienaar
    ATT: lambert, berba, RVP
    0.3 in bank

    RVP>Kun
    vorm>foster
    lambert>ba
    saylor>rafael

    good moves???

    who else is a good replacement for RVP

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    1. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      plz

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  24. Flying Assassins
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    My midfield: Fellaini Hazard Nolan Ben Arfa & Michu
    Fowards: RVP Tevez Crouch

    Do you think I need to change this and if so any alternatives. No money left.
    Thanks in advance

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    1. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      RVP>Ba
      one mid to a budget mid maybe

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    2. Adriano
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Looks good but I would consider downgrading a mid for either Berb/defence

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  25. Adriano
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Worth a 4 point hit?

    McClean -> Santi
    Cashley -> Wilson

    Midfield would look like

    Hazard / Santi / HBA / Michu / Guthrie

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  26. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    I can't believe no one else has seen this before. Good one, Old School!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nYsTw3PQKYA#!

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    1. Kostja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      😀 😀

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  27. @Bryan
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Is Suarez more disliked then CR7 when he played for Man U? I seem to remember Ron got allot of media attention for every fall, sometimes he went down easy, sometimes he was clipped, other times he dived. Great player, and this is coming from a pool fan, he got more scrutiny then others doing the exact same antics. (Bar the *Evra situation*)

    Suarez has his faults, but he is no worse then allot of players in the league imo and will be a loss of talent if he moves on to another country, ala Ronaldo.

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    1. Kostja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Hard to tell, but I know liverpool fans who want him out, because they are ashamed that a player like this is at their club. Same as I can say about A Young in United right now.

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      1. Fratboy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I used to want Ashley Young gone but we have such a severe lack of wingers right now that I'd welcome him back diving or not. I imagine this is similar for Liverpool fans as he's their only striker.

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        1. Kostja
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          I also have no love for Nani anymore- before it was excusable when he was brilliant(like the case with Ronaldo) An you are correct we dont have anyone to put there at this time. I was really sad when we did not get Moura since that would have meant Nani or Young out for sure.

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          1. Fratboy
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            Nani is such an extended run of poor form at the moment that I fear he'll never break out of it. If he hasn't bucked up before Ashley gets back then he'll go in January I think. Fergie has even switched formation to not include him anymore.

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      2. @Bryan
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I seem to remember some fans and media thought Ron should be moved on cause he was a "disgrace to football", don't hear much of that anymore.

        Suarez definitely needs to cop on, but then allot of footballers in that boat.

        I can live with most of it, but the Evra situation was a cluster F. Should have being nipped in the bud for all concerned.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I dislike Ronaldo much, much more

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    3. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      i think it's the Suarez combo of diving, biting, handball and racism that make people see the reputation before the player.

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      1. guillermo
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Racism? Good lord, get off your high horse

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    4. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Love Ronaldo. Starting to like Suarez.

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      1. Fantasy-er
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I don't think I've ever hated any player as much as I hate Suarez. Huth should get a bonus in his wages this month for yesterdays stamp.

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        1. @Bryan
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Leave it out, stamping on someones chest is very dangerous. Never to be applauded on the football field.

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    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      All-time low for Ronaldo. Right here ^^^^^

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    6. In Tommy We Trust
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Don't you have to be a pr1ck to be a footballer nowadays?

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    7. Bubbles
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Adore Ronaldo. Don't particularly like Suarez, but don't particularly dislike him that much either. At times I think he's treated a little harshly though (e.g. the uproar at his handball v Ghana, which I thought was bloody fantastic), but that's because sometimes he can be a complete and utter bellend.

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  28. pjomara
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Will D. Graham get dropped for the next game?

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      he will from my team.

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      1. Van Dal
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        +1

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    2. Bubbles
      • 17 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I think so. Admittedly I've only seen the highlights, but from the highlights Moore looked decent when he came on.

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    3. Why always not me?
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      already switched him out for crouch

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  29. Cantona90
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    So who has taken Fellaini out after the weekend? :O

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    1. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I'm debating it, he's on a list of possible transfers out. Having said that I've only had him for the past two weeks so he's never performed for me.

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      1. Cantona90
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        I'm on a WC and trying to play the market. But I've had him in since the start so its hard to get rid. Just worried by how deep he dropped the other day.

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  30. Smakies
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Hello guys what do you think of this:
    My former team:
    Hart/begovic
    cuellar/huhges/demel/barnett/baines
    cazorla/pienaar/hazard/kaca/michu
    rvp/tevez/lambert
    What could be my new team
    Hart/begovic
    wilson/baines/ridgewell/clyne/cuellar
    cazorla/mata/kaca/pienaar/michu
    rvp/tevez/lambert
    Sadly, for my new team i will have to take a 12 pts hit.
    Is it a good team,or should i WC to get it don't take a hit ?

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    1. Fantasy-er
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Ditch Hart pal, waaaaay to much to be spending on a keeper.

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