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21 April 2013 3775 comments
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Park the lawnmower and throw the kid next door a fiver to clean the car. Let nothing tear you away from the couch as Sunday presents a double bill that will surely keep us out of the sunshine, warmed only by the rays of our telly screens.

It all starts at White Hart Lane, where Spurs take on Man City in what looks a vital encounter for Andre Villas-Boas’ side. With rivals Arsenal stealing a somewhat unconvincing march on third with the win at Fulham, it’s over to Tottenham to see if they can navigate past second-placed City to earn a precious three points. As for Roberto Mancini’s side, they’re surely fighting for pride, regardless of the maths at the top of the table.

The big news from the Lane is that Gareth Bale is fit to start for Tottenham after making a rapid recovery from an ankle injury. Aaron Lennon misses out altogether, though, and with Jermain Defoe taking his place on the bench, Villas-Boas hands Clint Dempsey and Gylfi Sigurdsson places in the attacking midfield three behind Emmanuel Adebayor.

For City, Sergio Aguero only makes the bench and David Silva misses out altogether due to a hamstring problem sustained in the recent Manchester derby. Mancini opts for Carlos Tevez and Edin Dzeko up top and brings back the likes of Pablo Zabaleta, Matija Nastasic and Gael Clichy after resting the trio in the midweek match with Wigan.

That ample lunchtime treat is followed up by a trip to Anfield for the four o’clock kick-off, as Rafa Benitez returns to the venue of former glories. His Chelsea lineup take on a Liverpool side that’s stuttered of late and with Luis Suarez blanking in the last four, Fantasy managers will be looking for the Uruguayan to get back on track, although Daniel Sturridge, against his former club today, will also be looking to crash the party.

Our Dugout Discussion chatroom has been fired up and is ready to take you right through to the evening roast.

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  1. Judas
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    right so what the heck happened with suarez ive been out? anyone got a gif of the bite? and also does his yellow card mean he is suspended?

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  2. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    To be fair it wasn't really Suarez's fault, it's long been know that Ivanovic coats his arms in BBQ sauce before every game...

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  3. Pinoche
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    The average is gonna be high..

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      +rep

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    2. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      and I have 11 😎

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  4. BenjaniMwaruwari
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    The more people hate Suarez the more i love him!!
    With that said he genuinely deserves at least a 4 match man..

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    1. Thatsnotcricket
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Freudian slip? Four man course?

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          😀

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        2. BenjaniMwaruwari
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          😀

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    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Souness got it right there. Anyone from Liverpool defending Suarez in the past should feel totally embarrassed and let down him today.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        +1

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      2. The Shadow
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        "2 ahead of Van Persie again - he's our nutcase." - KOP forum

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      3. Live4pool
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        this is true. even if it hurts massively

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      4. Something Clever
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        They should feel embarrassed about defending a player in the past because of another incident that took place today? Makes no sense i'm afraid.

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      5. Wings of Steel
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I do,my family does. We feel embarassed by the whole thing

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        1. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          I think the incidents are totally different though and defending other fans who are praising his football not his behaviour at the moment on twitter.

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    3. ★FC Borecelona★
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      The Suarez & Ivanovic incident gives a new meaning to footballers being seasoned professionals.

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      1. Pratik
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        😆

        Off twitter/fb, or your own?

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Just watching the replay, suarez hurt his teeth trying to bite ivanovic's arm

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Lol

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    5. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Ivanovic face after the biting 😯

      Looked at Cech and said 'Did that seriously just happen?'

      He looked bewildered....

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      1. Twelve years a slave
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        He was glamoured

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    6. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Is bite chap on?

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Classic...... 😛

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    7. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Is it worth getting Tevez???

      City nothing to play for , Defoe looks better option

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      1. Mr. Greedy
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I need to pick 2 out of Defoe, Ba and Tevez to replace Suarez and Giroud.

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      2. mr messi
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Will Defoe get game time?

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        1. Twelve years a slave
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          He will

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    8. afcblegend
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Just saw replay, what the absolute f'ing hell is that from Suarez. That is unexcusable.

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    9. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Who wants to see a photo of a half naked woman sitting inside a washing machine whilst playing the accordion? http://www.lachflaesh.de/_ph/3/209147997.jpg

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        That girl's all neck, Suarez will like her.

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      2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        She's not just sitting according to the caption . . .

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        1. Mr. Greedy
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Translation plz

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        2. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          OMG 😯

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    10. Plagued by indecision
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      BACK IN THE GAME

      Thanks to Suarez for the going away present before he gets banned for 100 games. Cheers Luis.

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    11. Licky
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      What happened with Mascherano and Defoe.

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    12. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Is this a ban for suarez as the ref did not see it?

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        He will be in trouble for this alright

        off the ball incidents are punished

        aguero wasn't recently because the ref gave something for it

        This was just taking the piss

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      2. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        No way there won't be a retrospective ban and I think the policy is if the ref does see something they don't generally do something but that's for bad tackles not cannibalism...

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    13. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      He was even smiling after the bite.

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      1. COMH
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Satiation.

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      2. Jonny
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        maybe ivan tasted good.

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    14. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      As barbaric the Suarez incident was, I will take the points today and it easily makes me transfer Tevez for Suarez

      In fantasy terms it saved a headache

      Hoping to break the top 100 today... Should be awesome

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      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Good luck

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        1. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Thanks 🙂

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    15. mr messi
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Best biter replacement?

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Tevez 100%

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      2. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I'm gunna do Santi Cazorla & Suarez ➡ Bale & Tevez with my 2 free transfers.

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        1. Twelve years a slave
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Defo 120%

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        2. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Yup I was having trouble transfering Suarez out but this makes it easy

          Got Bale for Santi on Friday 😉

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    16. /
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      What will C**t, I mean Suarez, get?

      A) 8 match ban

      B) 10 match ban

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        My belief is he will leave liverpool and this is his last game

        should be 10 game ban but probably 5 game

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        1. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Who will buy him though?

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      2. Yes Don
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I hope you get a FPL career-ending broken finger.

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        1. /
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Bit harsh

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          1. Yes Don
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 8 months ago

            you wished a career ending broken leg on Suarez on the last page..

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      3. Live4pool
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        rest of the season ban me thinks

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    17. Jonny
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      kagawa can have a full rest tomorow i think with sturridge first sub.

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    18. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      38 with Van Persie(c) & de Gea to come.....

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      1. BenjaniMwaruwari
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Haha what goes around comes around 😀

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      2. ★FC Borecelona★
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Mega lulz

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    19. Yome
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      So we have learnt this afternoon that Suarez is a cannibal, is that right!?

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    20. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Not having Suarez in my team has come back to BITE me in the hand

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      1. Yes Don
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        good gag

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    21. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Anyone doing worse than 20 points this week?

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      1. Twelve years a slave
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Laterizer on 11 and he was in top 60 in world o can happen to anyone

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      2. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Lateriser is on 13...

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    22. Balotellitubbies
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Can't wait for the 'support Suarez' gumshields in Liverpools next game

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    23. Grubby
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Suarez to Tevez then?

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    24. Rowley Birkin
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      42 with Van Persie(C) and Rafael to go. About par?

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      1. Jonny
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        well above.

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        1. Rowley Birkin
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          My leagues are very competitive then 🙁

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